sbc said: That reverse trap.HooHiraiBunny said: There's actually no humans on the internet. we are all figments of Kircheis' thoughts |
HooHiraiBunny said: What's a dildo? it is this foreign object that is in the shape of a dick in most cases and females use it to pleasure themselves |
| I see... |
| I was slapped in the back by a giant 18 inch pink dildo it hurt for quite some time. |
sbc said: HooHiraiBunny said: What's a dildo? it is this foreign object that is in the shape of a dick in most cases and females use it to pleasure themselves that ^ |
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Moonfrost said: So like, I turned to a girl today. oh you too? |
| So sbc, you own a dildo? |
34 said: triseke said: ouchsbc said: triseke said: sbc said: dildos strap on is far more likely Hott not when its the size of a baby elephant i could link the site where i saw it... |
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| Funny how this thread was about fainting and now its about dildos and the like..the wonders of the internet. HooHiraiBunny said: So sbc, you own a dildo? No but my friend did for a little while. |
triseke said: Who would use something of this side?34 said: triseke said: ouchsbc said: triseke said: sbc said: dildos strap on is far more likely Hott not when its the size of a baby elephant i could link the site where i saw it... |
| I think I just lost the thread. Seriously, where were we at? I didn't see that dildo coming from anywhere, still I see it all over the place. |
HooHiraiBunny said: triseke said: Who would use something of this side?34 said: triseke said: ouchsbc said: triseke said: sbc said: dildos strap on is far more likely Hott not when its the size of a baby elephant i could link the site where i saw it... someone who wants a ruptured anus |
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| I'm not worried about anyone believing me. How he acquired the dildo is even more unbelievable. |
| But why would your friend use a dildo if she has you? |
sbc said: I'm not worried about anyone believing me. How he acquired the dildo is even more unbelievable. doesnt everyone have one? |
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HooHiraiBunny said: But why would your friend use a dildo if she has you? it was a guy triseke said: sbc said: I'm not worried about anyone believing me. How he acquired the dildo is even more unbelievable. doesnt everyone have one? in our hearts we have our own set of perfect dildos for every occasion |
| He?! |
| Oh I see, he wanted to offers it to his girlfriend, or maybe he was just curious. I guess. |
| He bought a used truck and under the seat was a plastic bag that contained the dildo as well as lube. it was a very funny find. |
HooHiraiBunny said: Oh I see, he wanted to offers it to his girlfriend, or maybe he was just curious. I guess. type into google "thor dildo" and do an image search. look at the second pic.... |
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| Lol. Was it already used? D: |
HooHiraiBunny said: Lol. Was it already used? D: I would assume so :[ triseke said: HooHiraiBunny said: Oh I see, he wanted to offers it to his girlfriend, or maybe he was just curious. I guess. type into google "thor dildo" and do an image search. look at the second pic.... horrible |
triseke said: I was always curious if stuff like that could be used by two people at the same time.type into google "thor dildo" and do an image search. look at the second pic.... |
sbc said: But that's a good thing, no?HooHiraiBunny said: Lol. Was it already used? D: I would assume so :[ |
34 said: triseke said: holy crapHooHiraiBunny said: Oh I see, he wanted to offers it to his girlfriend, or maybe he was just curious. I guess. type into google "thor dildo" and do an image search. look at the second pic.... my thoughts exactly. |
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| Well if it's an ugly girl who used it... |
HooHiraiBunny said: sbc said: But that's a good thing, no?HooHiraiBunny said: Lol. Was it already used? D: I would assume so :[ Only if it was a female of acceptable stature |
| But a girl wouldn't use a dildo if she were of acceptable stature, she'd find a boyfriend instead. |
| Attractive females can be shy as well and not be able to acquire boyfriends easily not all of them are whores who can score some dick in a few mins at least I would hope so. |
| Yes. |
| dick à la mode |
| You only need to ask Cthulhu for forgiveness, and hope he has mercy on your soul... which he probably won't. So you're kind of screwed. |
| i think imma go to the dr, my nose is bleeding. |
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| You're brain is leaking out you must make haste |
sbc said: You're brain is leaking out you must make haste goddamn it. now its stopped. |
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| I think your fainting was a lead up to that nosebleed. |
| I looked up the symptoms of a nose bleed and " Other symptoms can include dizziness, nausea, fainting (syncope), anxiety, and respiratory distress." thats what i got. |
34 said: you must have been thinking too hard earlier probably when i was working out how to cure cancer. sbc said: I looked up the symptoms of a nose bleed and " Other symptoms can include dizziness, nausea, fainting (syncope), anxiety, and respiratory distress." thats what i got. thats comforting. hopefully im not having an aneurysm. that would suck. |
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| lets hope thats not the case. |
sbc said: lets hope thats not the case. well if i stop replying, lets assume thats what happened! |
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| roger that. |
| i dont feel like anything is leaking. so thats a good sign |
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| the talk of dildos and such had me all frisky now I feel lethargic again. |
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