| You get ignored. I insert a loli ninja (so that Nyarly's get's a proper answer.) |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a samurai onee-san I insert shampoo and conditioner |
| You get a text saying this: IDK WHAT IS A CHAOS EMERALD. I insert an advertisement for world peace with a huge X on it. |
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| You get war propaganda with a huge ✔ on it. I insert a love letter. |
| You get the LOLI FBI straight to your door entrance. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti FBI rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and tiguratively. Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a load "thud" as you take each 6 step You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it. You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the comes bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two “invaders” stand there at the end of the hall. With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply store in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire. You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the FBI and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering what you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again. I insert a boarding pass to the country Chad. |
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| @FarCritical You get rejected by the vending machine as it has feeling for the nearby streetlamp. @Sethispr You get 'randomly' selected for a mandatory strip search. But you grow concerned when you see the augar drill set up in the room. :O I try to insert Aharen-san but, as you can see, she's resisiting...  |
THE-Black-MageDec 1, 2022 6:21 PM
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| i got her i insert a book |
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| You get a grimoire on how to flip a pancake perfectly. I insert kevlar suits. |
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| ^^^^ Man really just wrote a chapter based on a 5 word prompt. Bravo. ^^^ Tfw inanimate objects get into love triangles and have a more dynamic love life than you. OT: You get your bank robbed by the vending machine operators who became ballsy after receiving the kevlar suits. I insert tears of joy. |
| its fun to like vent and make a entire ass essay sometimes You get cold sweats from fever instead. I insert TRICK OR TREAT.mp4 |
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| i got the treat, whoever's next gets the trick.mp4 i insert a cake |
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| for fucks sake you dropped it bomb ass enchiladas |
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| i get the best massage ever cookies |
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| You get raisin brownies insert my awesomeness |
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| i stole it to get awesomer i insert the raisin brownies |
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| You get the consequences of raisin hell on the brownie world I insert a cherry in the machine and put another one on top of it |
| i take the free cherry because i have no money i insert oatmeal raisin cookies |
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| You get good ratings on goodmeals.com I insert a dodo. |
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| they aren't extinct anymore i insert a password |
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| You get greeted by a man in the suit who came out of the vending machine, opening it like a door. He then gestures you to come in. I insert an ice cream cone |
| i eat it after i enter the vending machine i insert a key |
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| You get notified that 5 random houses in your neighborhood just had their front doors unlocked I insert a burning blade |
| You get water fighting style since its better. I insert the most chaotic MAL forum. |
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| You are shocked when the machine systematically organizes the MAL forum, eliminating all elements of chaos and rending the forum boring. I insert  |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| i actually do it i insert a notebook |
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| You get a notebook full of life hacks I insert my depression |
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| You get a text on the vending machine saying that your depression has been cured. I insert footage of you watching something |
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| You get footage of you inserting things into the vending machine that appears to be shot from the bushes just behind you. :O I insert a floppy disk. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a 1 TB external hard drive I insert my family's heirloom (which is a ring) |
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| you get disowned for losing your family heirloom. I insert the Konami Code (up up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start) |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| you get a cheat code in life and become omnipotent I insert my lame ass boss |
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But I'm already omnipotent.... OT: You get laid off and a shitty severance package because your lame ass boss secretly hated you. In insert sugar, spice, and everything nice. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
THE-Black-Mage said: your lame ass boss secretly hated you. ^ Actually that boss loves me (he's gay and I'm taking advantage of that to gain his favor) You get mojo jojo I insert my sleep paralysis demon |
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| ^^ i take your extra omnipotence and become your rival i insert pumpkin spice and i take your sleep paralysis demon too |
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| ^ You get a sleep depravation demon. OP: You get red-carded for ignoring a previous poster and are ejected from the game. :P I insert monopoly money. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get Uncle sam I insert colonel sanders |
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| You get some deep dark facts about how he actually got KFC lasting so long. I insert a duck named donald. |
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| You get a dog named goofy I insert the last hope for humanity |
| You get let down for the last time. All hope is now lost. I insert drinking water from Flint, Michigan. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get random water from some river. Upon closer inspection, it's both clearer and purer than whatever the heck you put in. I insert spoilers |
| you get: I insert a goldfish |
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You get Goldfish I insert an eroge game made by a college student to help pay for his student loans because his successful doctor parents refused to pay his way through art school in the hopes that he would give up on his unrealistic dreams and come home to take over the family business. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| you get a blonde tsundere childhood friend as your wife I insert a dead cockroach |
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| You get a real shock when it turns out the cockroach was only playing dead. Before you can do anything, it scurries up your arm and disappears under your sleeve. A moment later, you swear you feel your bra suddenly come undone. Looks like things have begun taking an unexpected turn. :O I insert a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie. |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You get a week-old burnt raisin cookie. I insert a keyboard missing its "Insert" key. |
| You get a text message on FULL VOLUME + bass boosted + reverb saying QWERTY. I insert dogwater. |
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| You get cat urine. Upon closer inspection, you realize a cat was hiding inside the vending machine, drank the water you inserted, then pissed in your hand. Cats are assholes. I insert the U.S. Constitution. (Apparently, we don't need it anymore.. :/ ) |
| If you disagree with any thoughts or opinions expressed in the above post, you're wrong and I hate you forever! |
| You receive the communist manifesto in braille *Inserts 7 tb of homemade Urolagnia videos* |
“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.” |
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