| Needing help smuggling a big shipment of weapons or drugs then fill this form out: Church request: In need a delivery, a heist, to steal cargo, or simply a translator then fill this form out: Lagoon Co. request: |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki   |
| i would like an umbrella gun please. my last one broke. |
| Daddy won't allow it! |
| hehe Good thing the Church got a shipment of them. For one it'll cost $400k even, a case is $2.5 mil for 32. |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| i sure hope your jerking my chain. that is pretty pricey. |
| Daddy won't allow it! |
| Always messin' up my money plots geesh fine fine one's gonna be $97k, case $1.27mil |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| this is acceptable. i will get the cash together immediately |
| Daddy won't allow it! |
alikitten said: this is acceptable. i will get the cash together immediately Or you could join up at the GoofFest and I'm sure Eda would bring it down 30%? |
 WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *clears throat* Only if your cheap ass ill be giving me 15% off all earnings, Jackpot hehe >:) |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Damn it, woman... 13%*clears throat* Only if your cheap ass ill be giving me 15% off all earnings, Jackpot hehe >:) |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| Tell you what, you lower the price to 20% and give you 35% on a founders but the first item is free. The umbrella not the case. |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
Chronos371 said: Lady_Death_Cat said: Damn it, woman... 13%*clears throat* Only if your cheap ass ill be giving me 15% off all earnings, Jackpot hehe >:) Hell no! Shit thats discounted *grits teeth* I didn't request 25% |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| You make money when you sell in bulk, you collect a finder's fee, and you rake in more customers by showing generosity. |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
Chronos371 said: This you lower to 20%.alikitten said: this is acceptable. i will get the cash together immediately Or you could join up at the GoofFest and I'm sure Eda would bring it down 30%? |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| If she accepts your offer then I'll mark down her price by the 30% & as for you, you'll pay me 15% of all profits you make off of her |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Deal, since I'm a nice guy don't to screw you, metaphorically ofcourse, what's your answer Ali?If she accepts your offer then I'll mark down her price by the 30% & as for you, you'll pay me 15% of all profits you make off of her |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *clears throat* ali's character is Roberta |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Yes, she is and you and made a deal on her so I asked her. The was for you as a bonus! |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| hehe I gotcha *smirks evilly* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Chronos371 said: ok. let's do this. i'm in need of that weapon for a job.Lady_Death_Cat said: Deal, since I'm a nice guy don't to screw you, metaphorically ofcourse, what's your answer Ali?If she accepts your offer then I'll mark down her price by the 30% & as for you, you'll pay me 15% of all profits you make off of her |
| Daddy won't allow it! |
| Deal ... $52k for the weapon. Jackpot may be willing to front the cash now & allow you to um pay him back. |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| You make it sound dirty, Roberta just has to dance at the club until she pays off her debt. |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| Sweety it's always dirty with you ~.^ |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Ya, but doesn't getting dirty and naughty bring in the cliental? |
DifferentOpinionDec 6, 2009 1:53 PM
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *giggles* You a kinky fucker ... Hope Roberta does business very very good *greedy look* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| I've been really bored lately and will make a deal. I need to place a hit I am a very generous man so I will give 250,000$ per head. I have recently come upon 3 women that I made a bet with. I told them if they survived they will get a reward also. 1. Rosalita, The Bloodhound of Florencia, Roberta  2. Balalaika, Fry Face  3. Rebecca, Two-Hands, Revy  YOU MUST TAKE THEM OUT IN A PERIOD OF 3 DAYS AND 1 WORD OF ADVICE THEY KNOW YOUR COMING. |
Lady_Death_Cat said: C'mon you know, I only get that dirty with you!*giggles* You a kinky fucker ... Hope Roberta does business very very good *greedy look* @Konadrew-I've got a 20 extra Barrett's. Probably knock offs for a quarter of a million, There spelt Berretas M92F. But ladies need protection, so I take just the guns, screw the missles, for 120 000 and 10% goes to the church? |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
Konadrew said: Your dumb one; Balshika, is a friend of mine. Roberta, is my girl, dancer. And Revy is just... fuck no!I've been really bored lately and will make a deal. I need to place a hit I am a very generous man so I will give 250,000$ per head. I have recently come upon 3 women that I made a bet with. I told them if they survived they will get a reward also. 1. Rosalita, The Bloodhound of Florencia, Roberta 2. Balalaika, Fry Face 3. Rebecca, Two-Hands, Revy YOU MUST TAKE THEM OUT IN A PERIOD OF 3 DAYS AND 1 WORD OF ADVICE THEY KNOW YOUR COMING. |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *looks annoyed at Kona-chan* What I'm not qualified enough for this shit? |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| No baby, your just over qaulified! |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *shots my stare Jackpot's way* Now what the hell is that suppose to mean?!? Shit *looks back at Kona-chan* I can get that Chinglish bitch to make you correct your female line-up fer free so I can just sit on my ass & watch *sits my ass down & takes a big gulp from my bottle* See, sit on my ass |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Awww excuse me... your in my mother fucking chair. There will be NO blood stains on my mother fucking chair. |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| Oh don't worry. I aint gonna get any damn blood on your fucking chair. I said I was gonna sit on my drunk ass while I fucking watch *downs a 3rd of the bottle ... then pauses with realization* You dont own a fucking chair in here ... *mumbles* dat damn bitch ass had me reassuring not to get blood on my own fuckin' chair |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Well unless your kicking me out but first *50% of the rest of the bottle gone.* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
Chronos371 said: To be fair, I've only seen 'Jackpot' once and that was him in a chair with two playboy bunnies serving drinks and a katana leaning on his knee.Well unless your kicking me out but first *50% of the rest of the bottle gone.* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
Chronos371 said: Konadrew said: Your dumb one; Balshika, is a friend of mine. Roberta, is my girl, dancer. And Revy is just... fuck no!I've been really bored lately and will make a deal. I need to place a hit I am a very generous man so I will give 250,000$ per head. I have recently come upon 3 women that I made a bet with. I told them if they survived they will get a reward also. 1. Rosalita, The Bloodhound of Florencia, Roberta 2. Balalaika, Fry Face 3. Rebecca, Two-Hands, Revy YOU MUST TAKE THEM OUT IN A PERIOD OF 3 DAYS AND 1 WORD OF ADVICE THEY KNOW YOUR COMING. Ahh ,but I am on good terms with them and I want a good show they agreed to follow the deal for a large sum of prize money lets see who lasts. |
| What ya got in mind for a trade? *impatiently waits* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Konadrew said: Chronos371 said: Lady_Death_Cat said: C'mon you know, I only get that dirty with you!*giggles* You a kinky fucker ... Hope Roberta does business very very good *greedy look* @Konadrew-I've got a 20 extra Barrett's. Probably knock offs for a quarter of a million, There spelt Berretas M92F. But ladies need protection, so I take just the guns, screw the missles, for 120 000 and 10% goes to the church? Not interested in paying ,but more in trading. how about a cap in yo ass for all those weapons Lady_Death_Cat said: The punk wants to shoot me the ass! WTF?What ya got in mind for a trade? *impatiently waits* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| Hey Konadrew no shooting customers here unless its me or Revy pulling the trigger *smirks* so find him elsewhere ... not in my fucking church either or you'll get more than an ass shot. *turns to look at Jackpot all nonchalantly* This is Roanapur ... you should already know anybody is shootable *lights a smoke & leans back in my chair carefree* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Oh, the innuendo, kinky!*turns to look at Jackpot all nonchalantly* This is Roanapur ... you should already know anybody is shootable *lights a smoke & leans back in my chair carefree* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
Chronos371 said: Miss me?Chronos371 said: To be fair, I've only seen 'Jackpot' once and that was him in a chair with two playboy bunnies serving drinks and a katana leaning on his knee.Well unless your kicking me out but first *50% of the rest of the bottle gone.* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *smircles* Of course ... innuendos are my thing hun hehe of course ... I called the other nite, no answer, hung up, sat down in front the comp, see the time & its almost 3am lmfao |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Why, 3am?*smircles* Of course ... innuendos are my thing hun hehe of course ... I called the other nite, no answer, hung up, sat down in front the comp, see the time & its almost 3am lmfao |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| idk what time it was til after I hung up ... I typically make calls after my son is asleep & the bustling during the day gets irritating when I'm on the phone most of the time |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Church: heh....i'll order the rifle, sniper rifle and machine gun...the costiest 3 you have.....and ill also order some cocaine.... |
D-V said: Well the guns are the church, I take the drugs deals. I'm Jackpot, so coke huh, how much, and a box of porn? We have this new barly legal stuff, 15% off, c'mon!Church: heh....i'll order the rifle, sniper rifle and machine gun...the costiest 3 you have.....and ill also order some cocaine.... |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| heh....you read my mind... i was goin for the 15 % off-sale trick anyways *has the money in my hand* |
D-V said: *Takes the money* Here's your eight ball of coke and two boxes of porn, the 15% off is only the buying of two.heh....you read my mind... i was goin for the 15 % off-sale trick anyways *has the money in my hand* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| heh....now all i need is a shipment of a few thousand weapons.... |
D-V said: *Grabs your wrist and smacks your hand to the table.* Your short $50, a pinky should cover it!*Drawing my wakizashi*heh....now all i need is a shipment of a few thousand weapons.... |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
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