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I LIKE BIG BUTTS, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY...
Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it.
I am "Wizards"(wizards of the coast), I am their bitch, my gateway drug was "Dungeons and dragons" and that has opened me up to "White wolf's World of Darkness(wod)", "All Flesh must be Eaten", and "Vampire". I like anime and manga but for what reason and that is the fantasy, alot of the ideas for Japanimation is way fucking out there. That is why I like it... most ideas for manga/anime are like an RPG like "Slayers" or could one such as "Berserk", now that would a trippy, mind-fucking RPG. Ok, probably the most messed up, yet so awsome anime idea, would be the reincarnation of the titan of time Chronos with memory loss, enslaved to an inanimate voice in his head, named Bob, and he's been sent back through time to Kill Hitler!
Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.
OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me
"I wish i was Jonathan"
"Jonathan is soooo cool"
" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"
"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"
This person is in love with love.They believe in fairy tales and love.They're not to be confused as stalkers or creepy because that's not what a hopeless romantic is. All hopeless romantics are idealists,the sentimental dreamers,the imaginative and the fanciful when you get to know them.They often live with rose colored glasses on.They make lovelook like an art form with all the romantic things they do for their special someone.
Homosexuality is not a sin, your God is just the original smart ass or one of his buddies, he lost a poker game to. Seriously, how can you defend someone that made women the original sin? I say this because I have a friend in Jamaica and in Jamaica, they will kill you if your GAY!