| come dispose of your sins so that we may be able to bestow you with new better bombardment of sins |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki   |
| To hell with it, I confess, I have Tsundere fetish and an older woman fetish! |
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| Fuckin' A ... that explains why ya get a stiffy around me ... All is forgiven my dear child, your sins are now no longer sins *does the catholic cross thingy with my fingers* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Forgive sista' but I ain't no bible thumping crusader.Fuckin' A ... that explains why ya get a stiffy around me ... All is forgiven my dear child, your sins are now no longer sins *does the catholic cross thingy with my fingers* |
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| Hey quit bein' an asshole ... geez I just made your sins unsinful *grumbles walking off* I hate wearing this halibut much less dealing with these asses *reaching the baptism room I take off my halibut, wearing a tank & jean daisy dukes underneath. Placing my halibut on the door handle I reach under the tub grabbing a whiskey* Shit Yolanda's not around so drinking is permitted *starts gulping it* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Sticks fingers through belt loops and pulls the bottle from you.Hey quit bein' an asshole ... geez I just made your sins unsinful *grumbles walking off* I hate wearing this halibut much less dealing with these asses *reaching the baptism room I take off my halibut, wearing a tank & jean daisy dukes underneath. Placing my halibut on the door handle I reach under the tub grabbing a whiskey* Shit Yolanda's not around so drinking is permitted *starts gulping it* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| One, I'm a dick, I do the fucking; I don't take shit! Two, I'm going to hell anyays but thanks... |
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| *glares* You'll see more torments than hell will ever give snatching my goddamn bottle *snatches back my bottle & takes a swig* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Pulls you in and kisses you.*glares* You'll see more torments than hell will ever give snatching my goddamn bottle *snatches back my bottle & takes a swig* "Mmmm, tasty. Remeber tsundere fetish ;-)" |
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| *slaps him* You made me lose some of my drink *smirks playfully then pushes down to the doors* Now go get me another bottle *shoves him with my foot* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: I would but I need a little incentive.*slaps him* You made me lose some of my drink *smirks playfully then pushes down to the doors* Now go get me another bottle *shoves him with my foot* |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *growls* What kind of incentive? Perhaps some bullets in your ass |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Oh kinky. Quiet, sorry he thinks because he has a head/mind gives him opinion. How bout just cause it's us here, you ask me nicly. |
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| *brings my face really really close to yours & speaks seductively* Will you please go get me a new bottle *then voice changes to harshness* before I cut off your balls *backs away slightly speaking innocently* Was that nice enough for you? |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| *Puts hand down pants* Ok, one, and two; bring it on! |
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| *removes thigh knife* ok dear soon to be ball less one *thrusts knife forward landing on top of ball-sacs* New bottle or I make you a chik |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Kisses you again and squeezes your ass, walking away? |
DifferentOpinionNov 28, 2009 9:15 PM
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| Once and only fucking time. Now put shit away, besides mine's bigger*pulls out katana and stuffs the whiskey bottle in your shirt between your tits* |
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| Yea yea *walks back in skipping happily with bottle in same spot until reaching the alter table where I sit* Now I should have enough time o drink this before the new shipment arrives *pours shot* |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| *Takes and down shot* What I made the delivary. |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| Nothing, no snappy come backs or threats of death? Are we losing our touch |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| ha never ... I'm just too damn sober to think *winks then pours another shot* Want one? |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Well, miss Eda, *taking the shot* if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk. So what is a ferocious tigress like yourself, doing with a bunch of pengiuns? |
DifferentOpinionDec 1, 2009 10:55 PM
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| I don't know much of Black Lagoon. |
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| Well, I know I have really shitty timing but I've been wanting to say this for awhile, actually, I pretty much did when you were with Azreal there and I said "I was jealous". Maybe not the best choice of words with how much drama can from those, so "Miranda, I have really strong feelings for you!" |
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Chronos371 said: Well, miss Eda, *taking the shot* if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk. So what is a ferocious tigress like yourself, doing with a bunch of pengiuns? *smirks* A servant to the weapon pays really good *takes another shot* and getting you drunk is easy. Chronos371 said: I don't know much of Black Lagoon. You're doing great as the character ya picked ^.^ Chronos371 said: Well, I know I have really shitty timing but I've been wanting to say this for awhile, actually, I pretty much did when you were with Azreal there and I said "I was jealous". Maybe not the best choice of words with how much drama can from those, so "Miranda, I have really strong feelings for you!" Jon I know you do. I really like you a lot so I don't want to do anything to ruin what we already have. |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Ok, I can with that, for now. *Downs the shot* Hit me! |
DifferentOpinionDec 5, 2009 3:04 PM
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| *smiles sweetly then pours you another shot* Good good ... now we know where we stand |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: It's freaky I was coming to check and my cat was bitching and wanted up. Just clarification is that not right now or never?*smiles sweetly then pours you another shot* Good good ... now we know where we stand |
DifferentOpinionDec 6, 2009 1:03 AM
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| *laughs* ya cat bitched ya out ... thats rich Right now hun |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: *laughs* ya cat bitched ya out ... thats rich No really his name is Peaches, he's all gray except for his balls, and he's spoiled as shit! |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| aw he sounds so cute ^.^ We found a grey furry kitten last week & since it looked like a cat (name was Pikachu) I owned in hs we named him kinda after him ... named him Pichu XD |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: For real that's cool, though it might give the cat a complex.aw he sounds so cute ^.^ We found a grey furry kitten last week & since it looked like a cat (name was Pikachu) I owned in hs we named him kinda after him ... named him Pichu XD Like, "Fuck, will I ever be better than Pikachu?" |
DifferentOpinionDec 7, 2009 5:38 PM
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| Ok, confession time, south of border, I'm like a mother fucking asian! |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| Actually I was thinking about that, why would a black guy, who are apparently hung like horses go to Thailand? Now is it: A) He went there to impress the asian women with his monster? or B) He went there to hide amongest the stats quo, so no one noticed? |
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Chronos371 said: Lady_Death_Cat said: aw he sounds so cute ^.^ We found a grey furry kitten last week & since it looked like a cat (name was Pikachu) I owned in hs we named him kinda after him ... named him Pichu XD For real that's cool, though it might give the cat a complex. Like, "Fuck, will I ever be better than Pikachu?" Well I had a grey fuzzy kitten named Pichu ... he was sick when we found & I found him dead this morning :'( Chronos371 said: Ok, confession time, south of border, I'm like a mother fucking asian! wtf is that suppose to mean ... dat ya lacking XD Chronos371 said: Actually I was thinking about that, why would a black guy, who are apparently hung like horses go to Thailand? Now is it: A) He went there to impress the asian women with his monster? or B) He went there to hide amongest the stats quo, so no one noticed? He probably wanted by the law everywhere lol Jackpot seems like he'd done a lot of crimes where ever he went. Under-age chiks & shit Not all black guys are hung ... trust me I know >.> |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Chronos371 said: Lady_Death_Cat said: aw he sounds so cute ^.^ We found a grey furry kitten last week & since it looked like a cat (name was Pikachu) I owned in hs we named him kinda after him ... named him Pichu XD For real that's cool, though it might give the cat a complex. Like, "Fuck, will I ever be better than Pikachu?" Well I had a grey fuzzy kitten named Pichu ... he was sick when we found & I found him dead this morning :'( Great, don't feel like a dick? I am very sorry for the loose :'( Chronos371 said: Ok, confession time, south of border, I'm like a mother fucking asian! wtf is that suppose to mean ... dat ya lacking XD Not really but I don't want you to freak when you get my pants off. "You call that a dick!?"Lol. Chronos371 said: Actually I was thinking about that, why would a black guy, who are apparently hung like horses go to Thailand? Now is it: A) He went there to impress the asian women with his monster? or B) He went there to hide amongest the stats quo, so no one noticed? He probably wanted by the law everywhere lol Jackpot seems like he'd done a lot of crimes where ever he went. Under-age chiks & shit Not all black guys are hung ... trust me I know >.> Being as I've seen a black man's dick, lets go with ok. |
DifferentOpinionDec 13, 2009 8:44 PM
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| 1. arigato >.> I wanted to get it stuffed but my son told me NO & buried it 2. I don't have high expectations 3. haha I'm so not gonna ask |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Being as I've not seen a black man's dick, lets go with ok... FUCK, MY BAD!1. arigato >.> I wanted to get it stuffed but my son told me NO & buried it 2. I don't have high expectations 3. haha I'm so not gonna ask |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| *laughs hardily* ok ok I was always one of the guys so nudity around me was not a prob ... girl's asking for their stats was rather both annoying & hilarious |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Stats, their or the guys? |
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Lady_Death_Cat said: Mr. Roboto!1. arigato >.> I wanted to get it stuffed but my son told me NO & buried it Lady_Death_Cat said: Is that good or bad thing?2. I don't have high expectations |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| girls I knew of would start like liking a guy I hanged around with so they all ask me how big the dicks were... like length, width, any quirks, etc. Like I paid any attention lol Chronos371 said: Mr. Roboto! lmvfsao Lady_Death_Cat said: Is that 2. I don't have high expectations Chronos371 said: good or bad thing?! Good I would think. When most chiks say size matters its because its meaningless sex only. So my view is the more connection or good emotional ties I gots wid who I'm fucking then size don't matter ... kinda like the small n seem big n stuff. idk if i made any sense but i tried. |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: Ok, that was kind the answer, I was hoping for. And when did you call me?Good I would think. When most chiks say size matters its because its meaningless sex only. So my view is the more connection or good emotional ties I gots wid who I'm fucking then size don't matter ... kinda like the small n seem big n stuff. idk if i made any sense but i tried. |
Lady_Death_CatJan 16, 2010 9:29 AM
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| *smiles* yay I made sense oh uummm idk like 3 or 4 days ao |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
| Crap, your not on my caller's list. |
| WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS?!? |
| hmm that sux ass ... sent ya a pm |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Chronos371 said: Beides there are creams and toys for that.Lady_Death_Cat said: Ok, that was kind the answer, I was hoping for. And when did you call me?Good I would think. When most chiks say size matters its because its meaningless sex only. So my view is the more connection or good emotional ties I gots wid who I'm fucking then size don't matter ... kinda like the small n seem big n stuff. idk if i made any sense but i tried. |
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| hehe my sweet kinky whipping boy *walks in front the main cross* Please Lord of the mighty Weapon praise me well for I now have my mal sidebar back thru the means of a brilliant script hack I installed earlier *pours a shot, drinks it then raises it up* All Hail The Weapon |
Church of Violence {Black Lagoon rp}: Eda | The God's World: Eris, Goddess of Discord ~Bleach Rp Club~: Ryoko Matsumoto | --BleaCH RP~: Ikkaku Madarame & Hiyori Sarugaki |
Lady_Death_Cat said: ALCOHOL-quick...hehe my sweet kinky whipping boy *walks in front the main cross* Please Lord of the mighty Weapon praise me well for I now have my mal sidebar back thru the means of a brilliant script hack I installed earlier *pours a shot, drinks it then raises it up* All Hail The Weapon |
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