this is for you. just change the pronouns from he to she |
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| i can see it in your eeeeyes i can see it in your smiiiile you're all i've ever wanteeeeed |
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| i was fixing my broken chair but it's officially broken now and i'm angry |
    looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| In your eyes I know it hurts to smile but you try to Oh, you try to  |
| now it's officially officially broken |
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| well it was kinda broken but i had fixed it to a point where it would at least let me sit in it but now a piece won't go into another piece and it's all kaput |
| looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| when will it be officially officially officially broken |
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| find out next time! |
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| when i take it out back and give it the ole yeller tomorrow morning |
| looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| pls dont shoot ur chair |
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| soak it in rice so it can absorb the bad vibes away |
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| now i'm sitting in my sad chair |
| looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| yeah maybe your chair just isn't feelin it atm |
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| it's 2020, most chairs suffer from depression. put on some xxxtentacion to make it feel like it belongs |
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| who's offering some lappies to make this sad chair a happy chair |
| looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| ya, maybe your chair just can't stand your guts and it can't wait for it to move out |
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| tf is a lappie |
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| wait nvm i checked urban dictionary |
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| when i was a kid i was getting a lapdance at a gta strip club and my mom walked in and i started crying |
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| lmao a similar thing happened to me and my dad made me return the game |
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| i rmb my mom walked in on me on the ballad of gay tony bathroom scene |
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| i went to gamestop to buy gta4 and this snitch salesgirl was telling my dad like "yeah he can pay for a hooker and kill her and get his money back" and my dad's like "eh, better now than later" |
| looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| you mean washroom scene |
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| zxvckjiai,jsp |
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| i never even played the campaign for that game i just shot cops |
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| it does bring out some deep-seeded carnal instincts tho i would just punch ppl for no reason and enjoy it |
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| in the game ofc |
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| ofc |
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| yeah let's just let kai explain to us why he isn't a psycho |
| looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| well he didn't wake up and get ready for the day at 6 am so at least there's that |
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| i would never kill the prostitutes tho, i respect sex work as a means of income |
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| "Ah, nigga, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga." |
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| i miss nico |
| looket all them demons oh boy am i scared i better run βγγβγγβ |
| i love how franklin was so articulate and business-minded about trapping |
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| gta5 has a fully functioning stock market that reacts to in-game events and i think that's amazing |
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| damn, gta 5 was a masterpiece. i put in so much hours both campaign and online though so i don't wanna go back. but i do. but i shouldn't. but i can't. but i want. no, i need. |
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