| Granted but the spaghetti monster talks in this extremely annoying and exaggerated Italian accent and eventually joins the Sicilian mafia. He forces you to do terrible, terrible things at gunpoint and makes your home the mafia's new headquarters, making you live in fear every day I wish to hang real dead bodies in my trees on Halloween day, and have everybody tell me what realistic and scary decorations I have |
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| Granted but the h.o.a. are pricks and they make you take them down because they actually scare children and you live in a neighborhoods where all the kids are crazy sheltered and the parents are overprotective so they file complaints and give you a fine. I wish I could be an asshole to random strangers. It looks fun. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, but they always respond to you with such cheer and positivity no matter what you do that it takes all the fun out of it. You spill your hot coffee on their new coat? They laugh, tell you it was too cold outside and thank you for warming them up. You kick some guy's puppy? He chuckles and tells you that every good dog needs discipline. Seriously, these people are whack jobs I wish I could butter someone's biscuit |
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| Granted but someone then butters you. Like a bucket of butter, right on your head. No biscuit. I wish I had a biscuit. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, you now have a 7 foot long biscuit but you are encased inside of it while you and the biscuit are baked inside the world's largest oven I wish I knew what to write about |
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| Granted. No corruption. I really want to see you write. Just try to relax, and instead of worrying about being good enough, just put words on paper and try to make them rhyme. Think about it after you already got some words. You'll never do anything if you keep holding yourself back. I wish you knew what to write about. (Maybe ass blasting yanri?) |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, and that sounds hilarious, but it makes Yanri fall in love with me and try harder to be the best slave he can be, which makes you jealous when he takes your spot as my number one slave I wish to grope a fine pair of jugs |
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| Granted but they're my jugs. And they're so fine you forget all about the possibility of yanri taking my place. I wish I was cooler. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, now you're just too cool for school, but incredibly douchey, while Yanri remains hella sweet even if promiscuous and we run off into the sunset together where he will be penetrated every night I wish I could get a new tattoo |
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| Granted but its the Mike Tyson face tattoo. Have fun with that. I wish I could understand myself. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, no corruption, understanding yourself is important I wish you could be kept company by 40 cats |
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| Granted and I train them all to throw magnets at you and call you by your full name. I wish I had 40 button pushing cats. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Not granted. No way in hell. I'm not letting you turn 40 cats into little furry assholes I wish I could save every cat from the evil that is you |
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| Granted but now Humperdink has a touch of evil in his mind. I wish I could air guitar and make real guitar sounds. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted but every air string is out of tune and it sounds worse than the cries of a baby seal being clubbed to death. Ain't no way to tune an air guitar I wish I could save all of the baby seals |
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| Granted but now red pandas are extinct and sloths don't much care for you anymore. They once had quite flattering things to say about you, but no more. I wish I could kick in any door with one kick. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, but every time you kick in a door. a bucket of water appears out of nowhere and spills all over you, making you very wet and stupid and ruining the badass entries you almost made I wish I had the ability to make people hallucinate whatever I wanted them to just by making eye contact with me |
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| Granted but they become addicted to the hallucinogenic effect. They become junkies for your gaze. It gets weird at time because they offer to suck your dick for just one look. I wish I had reasons. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, but now you have to go through another hurricane, only this one is twice as strong as the last one that hit you and they named it hurricane NoPants I wish Umi and Maki would lesbian together |
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| Granted. I'm down with that. I usually see Maki and Nico in the dirty mangas I sometimes look up but I'd be down to see Umi get in there. I wish they named the next hurricane Gwenyth. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| I've only watched 2 episodes so far but Maki and Umi have so much in common and are easily the cutest ones, they should be lesbianing all the time. I can't see Maki and Nico, but I have many episodes to go, so Granted, but it would have no affiliation with your internet chum by the name of Gwen, since those are completely different names and the long version is not accepted by her whatsoever, especially if it is misspelled. Also, the NoPants punches you in the gut I wish for you to really feel that punch |
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| Granted but with words barely a whisper, and choked with blood, I utter my last... "Gwyneth von poopypants" I wish I knew how to make swords |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, but they're plastic, and painted so bad that even the 5 year olds think they're crappy. I also punch you in the gut yet again for that last remark and yet another misspellilng I wish you would wash your mouth wish soap |
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| Granted but really? How do you spell it then? I mean *bites bar of soap* how am I supposed to properly push your buttons if I can't even spell your name you don't want me spelling right? I wish I was better at what I do. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, you now can push buttons better when you remember that my name is spelled G-W-E-N-E-T-H, it's an unusual spelling of an unusual name, it's weird as fuck just like me, but if you EVER, and I mean EVER use my full name I will slit your throat and laugh without hesitation I wish I had a different name |
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| Granted, you have my full name now. And I mean that my full name is your first name. So you got like 5 names now altogether. I wish my back would stop hurting. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, no corruptions cuz back pain is enough to have dealt with I wish my life was a shoujo ai |
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| Granted but now macho man randy savage rises from the grave to powerslam you into an explosion of flavor! Snap into a slim Jim ooooh yeah! I wish macho man randy savage were still alive. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, but everyone knows that you cannot take a soul out of the underworld without leaving one in its place. You just doomed Steve Harris. Ha! I wish I could find a decent person to be with forever |
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| Granted but... hmmmmm.... I'm not sure how to go about this one. I wish I was a decent person. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, but that gives me a pretty good idea of where you were gonna go with that. What did I say about not holding back with your jokes? I wish people wouldn't wish for things they already got |
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| Granted but I didn't really have a joke. Just the expressing of a desire to be that decent person you were talking about. I wish I had a joke for that. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted and its hilarious and we all laugh our asses off, but then you fall backwards into an industrial oven and get cooked alive until not even ashes remain I wish life was a Disney movie and prince(ss) charming would just ride the fuck up on a white horse and take me away |
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| Granted but you're making me want to ask questions I shouldn't ask. I wish I had a muffin button that produced muffins. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, but they're lemon flavored. Yuck I wish you'd tell me why you shouldn't ask questions even though you ask me millions of questions |
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| Granted but now everybody and their mother comes up to you and tells you about the poop they had that day. I wish I had me a big titted emo chick. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted but she is not so secretly a hoe I wish I had me a medium chested emo chick |
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| Granted but I film all the lesbianing you guys do, and no matter where you guys do it, you'll hear the faint sound of slapping flesh that indicates that I am furiously masturbating. I wish for that thing I just said. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted but your hands are wrapped in sandpaper than you cannot remove, making for a very unpleasant fap I wish for the new Evanescence album to be released already |
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| Granted but at the end of every song they reveal one embarrassing fact about your life and the album cover is your face. I wish I had guitar strings that never needed to be changed. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted but they only make fart noises I wish I was skinnier |
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| Jeez you're already skinny. You're hot man, just accept it. Granted. You just lost the little bit of fat that was your boobs. I wish I could make chicks boobs bigger and smaller at will. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted but you do not have total control over how big or small you make them. Sometimes you might just want some double D's but instead you get boobs the size of a baby elephant. Sometimes you might want some baby A's but instead you condense them so damn much that the matter becomes infinitely dense and a black hole forms on that chicks chest destroying the planet and the solar system as we know it. Kind of a bummer. I wish I could create alternate realities |
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| Granted but you only can create one alternate reality. And its a reality where you are happy with yourself just a little bit. And seeing that you can find something in yourself inspires you to try to find more, and you begin the long road to a fulfilling life. But then you get hit by a bus, survive, and are a mangled cripple for what few miserable days you have left. I wish I had invisible grabby hands. For grabbing things... like butts. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted but everyone else also has invisible grabby hands and they aren't afraid to slap any lecherous hoes. They also throw invisible ninja stars. I wish I had a bottle of booze that would never run out, would just refill itself when it got to the bottom |
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| Granted, no corruption. I need that too. I wish I had a sack of weed weed that similarly never ran out. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, no corruption, I also wish for that. I wish my burning hatred for mankind would keep me warm in this freezing room |
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| Granted. Your hatred becomes a white hot burning core of rage that incinerates everything around it. Corruption is that "everything" includes the animals around you. I wish I had a pet rat. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Granted, and his name is Kevin and you love him very much. You raise him, care for him, bond with him, love him. Then I take him and feed him to the pet snakes in my house. No more Kevin. I wish Disney would make a goth princess |
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| Granted but they name her after you and she has crippling self image. She's not very inspiring as a character. I wish there were more goth chicks in my life. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
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