My fellow Americans, my name is Zeb Colter and I am a Real American. Standing right here next to me, Antonio Cesaro, our newest Real American. Now it's fitting tonight that we are standing in a state whose school's mascot is called a Gamecock - the South Carolina Gamecocks. And somebody asked me, 'What is a Gamecock?' Well to tell the truth, I don't really know what a Gamecock is, but I did look it up on Google and it said it's a fighting chicken. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me but it can help me make a point, because what does a chicken do first thing in the morning? He wakes up at the crack of dawn and he announces to the world, 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DO, WAKE UP AMERICA!' That's what he does, and that's what I'm going to try to do that tonight, I'm going to try to wake some of you up. Now SmackDown coming up this Friday night they've got two things scheduled. One is called a Dublin Street Fight, and the other thing is called Fiesta Del Rio. The last thing I looked, we live in the United States of America, but you can't tell it when you walk through the streets. We don't hear English anymore. I never hear 'Good morning, Mr. Colter, how are you?' I don't hear that. This is what I hear, 'Hola, ciao, shalom.' And all kinds of other gibberish, that's what I hear. That ticks me off. What about customer service? Your computer breaks down and you hear customer service, and after 10 minutes on a menu, they send you to Pakistan or India and a voice pops up that is not American but sounds a lot like Great Khali's but makes a lot less sense. That's what I hate. For all those people that are guilty of what I'm talking about - and you can pass this along to other Real American friends - if you don't read, write or understand English, adios amigo. Let me translate that for you, it means hit the bricks jack and don't come back. Because America did not come to you, you came to America. Now take our newest Real American here, Antonio Cesaro, standing here right now he is more Real American than 95% of any of you watching tonight. Don't let me tell ya. Antonio, tell 'em." Antonio Cesaro: "That's right. I am everything that YOU wanna be. But, instead of having a sense of entitlement waiting for a handout, I have a sense of pride. See, I did not sneak across the border like a criminal, nor did I have some big company help me. I did it all by myself. I did it the right way. See, I know what it's like to start at the bottom, to work hard, and to stop at nothing to get to the top no matter who or what stands in your way. And that's the American way! See in all that freedom that you take for granted, I embrace them and that makes me...
I want our nation back, I want my country back, I want our country to come back to us. And with Antonio Cesaro's help, we will take it back. We the People!" |