| Bleach kills germs while jizz kills lust. Why haven't the chickens evolved yet? They should be flying by now. |
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| Because they're evolving for the purpose of cockfights, why else? If you're that concerned about the chickens, why hasn't the corn evolved yet? |
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| There's a reason why we made popcorn other than to be eaten while watching movies. It is a control measure to prevent the evolution of corn. Why did the chicken cross the road then? |
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| it has, but every single corn which succeeds to evolve into an uber killer corn-melon, is taken by the american government into area 51, then raped thoroughly of course. if i light myself on fire, will i evolve? (guess the reference?) |
| the corn has evolved and its going to kill us all is the raven still sitting on the pallid bust of pallas? |
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| damn it i was to slow fuking ps3 browser |
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| I'll answer both, to be fair. @Necro-sama Because it was running away from the corn that DID evolve. @Fiddly Yes, you'll evolve into ash. That's three times smarter than you are now. (jk) Why do I have to answer all of your questions? |
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kitsune77 said: the corn has evolved and its going to kill us all is the raven still sitting on the pallid bust of pallas? kitsune77 said: damn it i was to slow fuking ps3 browser WTF. TWO POSTS ALREADY??? No, it flew to alaska for who knows why. Can I ask you a question? |
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| yes you can what is the question |
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| Seems like you need to control this chaos, Khaoscontrol-kun! |
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| Question is the Answer! Why is the Planet A planet? |
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| because the star's bully it, so it cant be one of them. where do rainbows come from? |
| one appears every time a dwarf kicks unicorn shit at a car if god is everywhere does that mean he's in your butt?  |
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| Only the few seconds before you take a shit. Does chocolate fly when vanilla sinks? |
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| only if its made out of jesus particles. how does the flat world society explain how stupid people dont fall off every so often? |
| yes, we are actually massive balls of worms wrapped in cling film. why do some people walk around with their pants half way down their pants? |
| paedophiles need something to masturbate too. rules? bah! fooey! why do some people get turned on by feet? |
| Only if a loli unicorn runs past house. Why em I bored? |
| Most epic signature evar |
| Because you are sitting in from of you PC and don't do anything interesting :) Why am i even posting here ??? |
| as you said "Because you are sitting in from of you PC and don't do anything interesting :)" hehehe why is partial nudity most times more errotic than full nudity? |
| Because when it's partial............ You can tear their clothes off! MUAHAHAHA Why did the dick cross the vagina |
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| to spunk in the anal passage. what do rednecks mean when they say they are dreaming of a white Christmas? |
| I don't know..o.o xD What's a Ocean? o.o |
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| an ocean i a magical place, born of hopes and dreams, compressed to physical matter via unicorn excretion, then dripped down land by sweaty mountains. what is green? |
| my penis do i look good in this cat costume? |
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| fap-worthy. can i dress the school local children up in neko outfits (16-18 years old)? |
| I'll be upset if you don't do it if i try really hard can i gain superpowers? |
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| yes but you have to reaally commit to it. e.g. waterbreathing- you must hold inhale water while underwater, and continue this until the superpower has been achieved. breathing in air anytime during this process will cause the change to fail. you must commit. can i kidnap the teachers of the school and make them have surgery so they look like ecchi characters? |
| harsh. it is a mixture of both, 1 min ill turn the heating on. @kitsune, i toldya bud, you gotta commit to it, otherwise you wont gain them. is popeye a chronic masturbator? |
| going by the size of his arms im gonna say yeah, he does it at least 16 times a day is it wrong to touch your own sisters naughty places when shes asleep? |
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| Only, if you get caught. Why does me? |
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| because me does not? who is i? |
| after the collision the chicken received a large impulse from the truck, and so was sent flying over the finish line, therefore the truck came last. if an Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman are sitting drinking whilst rambling about drink.. which one has aids? |
| .. . . . .. .. .. . . .. you can read in brail right? who invented Americans? |
| Hmm I think it is directly proportional to the rate you can undress a loli. |
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| blank what is the average speed you can undress a loli (In clothes per second)? |
| If you hold her teddy bear hostage she can undress in half the time it would take to do it yourself What is the best way to theaten a teddy bear though? |
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| say your going to eat his stuffing! can you get a reverse kidney stone? |
| yes if they steel your false teeth. how do you turn a real person into an anime character? |
| you must perform a black magic ritual that involves raping virgins, killing goats and drinking sperm is it blasphamey to play with yourself over a picture of jesus? |
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| No, you get slapped.. :D Is it bad if I stab someone for no reason? :D |
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| There's always a reason to stab someone. What should I do if I get caught? |
| you get bummed at shower time in prison me+you=? |
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| Sexy time <3 Me-you+3,2= ? |
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