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Aug 20, 2012 5:33 PM

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Like Hell no xD

What are you?
Aug 20, 2012 5:50 PM

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a combination of atoms and turtles. turtles are fundamental, they are not mad of atoms but an infinite amount of turtles.

what are we?
Aug 20, 2012 7:28 PM

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a combination of atoms and lizards. Freak. xD jk

If I am I and you are you, who is who?
Aug 21, 2012 4:41 AM

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whoever is the holder of the title 'I' bears a name which has no referance to it.
short ans - khaos! hehe

if a man runs around the a tree at 80% of the speed of light, what is the probability of the man fucking himself?
Aug 21, 2012 6:31 PM

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Well, I'd say 46% tops. The other 54% is being torn in half and having his upper body fly into an elementary school playground during recess. Fun, fun indeed.

Why haven't I killed you yet?
Aug 21, 2012 6:34 PM

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my job is not finished here, this planet needs me... wherever a lonley schoolchild walks down a dark alley at night, ill be there. whenever a choir boy is praying at the alter alone, ill be there. whenever a child is lost at the mall, ill be there...

ever thought of a method on how to to eat yourself?
Aug 21, 2012 6:38 PM

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No, I'd just ask Conchita. (If you don't get the reference, it was to one of the Vocaloid's seven sin songs, Evil Food Eater Conchita, I believe it was named. Sung by Meiko, my favorite Vocaloid too~. Btw, the sin of the song was gluttony.)

Why aren't I watching Mirai Nikki right now?
Aug 21, 2012 6:42 PM

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because ive seen them all. and am currently waiting to get the entire series on blu ray (some lovely scene's so far uncensored). and i dont wana watch the live action 2nd season.

(i have some vocaloid song called seven sins... hmm hatsune... blonde loli.... damn cant remember too much about it).

why arnt you watching deadman wonderland right now?
Aug 21, 2012 6:44 PM

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Because I haven't finished Mirai Nikki yet, and Yuno gets priority.

Yeah, the version I have censored some of the gore.... (In Mirai Nikki, not Deadman)

Why aren't YOU watching Deadman Wonderland right now?
Aug 21, 2012 6:49 PM

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because ive seen it 1/2 before, currently waiting for blu ray.... ow fuuuckkk seeing all those organs fully uncensored is gona gime wood for weeks!

yea i have ep's 1-8 in blu ray... tis good, the mood with the lil kids death isnt spoiled with fucking bluring. and the scene with the cult girl is a lot more disturbing, with clearer nudity, detailed rib cage (mal nutrition), and juzz marks running down her legs.

why arnt you doing role play of mirai nikki?
Aug 21, 2012 7:05 PM

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Because I'm not done experimenting how to make your eyes glow pink like Yuno's.

Why isn't anyone riverdancing right now?
Aug 22, 2012 12:15 AM

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Why would we riverdance!

Why is there A moon?
Aug 22, 2012 5:07 AM

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so the earth could try and be as kwl as Jupiter.

how can i change someone's gender? cheaply?
Aug 22, 2012 5:49 AM

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try operate yourself and see what will you get :D

Why do oxygen only have on Earth and not on Jupiter?

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「No human has ever been whole. 」
Aug 22, 2012 5:58 AM

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oxygen first chose both of them, but the gypsies stole oxygen's gift to Jupiter.. and so we are in the situation we are in no.

(ahh.. i wish i knew more about astrophysics)

what does Uranus smell of?
Aug 22, 2012 11:55 AM

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Shit

why isnt earth named after the gods ?

Aug 22, 2012 2:25 PM

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because the earth was a whore and had all the gods on its crusty ass at the same time, even had atlas inside it during. therefore zeus stripped it of its propper title.

in some cases it is.... umm gaia comes to mind... annnd im trying to think if there was any others...

is it possible to stick something in your fan, and pull i out again without making contact with the fan blades?
Aug 23, 2012 11:25 AM

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Yes, but you need to buy those fancy fans that have no blades....but they DO!

How do you spell HI?
Aug 23, 2012 3:33 PM

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first draw a face, then add weed. then remove the face and the remaining weed... there is the result.

will google take over the earth?
Aug 23, 2012 6:08 PM

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No, because people are dissatisfied with the true meaning of Googling Google.

What REALLY happens when you Google Google? Does the Earth explode?
Aug 23, 2012 6:10 PM

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I HAVE to say this now xD
kahmu84 said:
Shit

No, no shit, Sherlock xD
Aug 23, 2012 6:26 PM

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it causes a small rift in space time, which creates identical copies of every human's brains in a big smushy ball at the google warehouse. the google machine then eats the brains and consumes their knowledge.... it has a large shit, and it is sent to you!
thats how google search works!

does google have their own porn site?
Aug 23, 2012 6:39 PM

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Yes, where you can find pictures of naked robots. Scary.

Why are robots considered naked if they don't normally wear clothes?
Aug 23, 2012 6:39 PM

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BOOM HEADSHOT!

Why are there planes?
Aug 23, 2012 6:52 PM

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because snakes need a place to go.

can we live in noisy pink bubbles?
Aug 23, 2012 7:07 PM

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When I return to my former glory.

Can you tell if I was lying or not?
Aug 23, 2012 7:33 PM

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are you sitting or standing? if neither then you are lying.

if a man has a finger of infinite length. can he scratch his ass by pointing infront of himself?
Aug 23, 2012 7:39 PM

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I am sitting AND standing. It's an air chair position xD

No, because he is unable to life his finger in the first place.

Am I who you will have seen in the future of the past that is the now of him in the past of the present future?
Aug 23, 2012 7:50 PM

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No, because the future has had it with the fucking past and is getting a divorce.

How much wood can a woodchuck really chuck?
Aug 24, 2012 5:00 AM

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7. gay woodchuck's.

if you managed to get the entire population of the human race into a massive orgy pile. would the Koreans still be playing starcraft?
Aug 25, 2012 4:43 AM

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Only if all Koreans are lolis


How many lolis is enough lolis??
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Aug 25, 2012 9:46 AM

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It's enough when i say it's enough!

How can you blow up Pluto?
I am Invisible
Aug 25, 2012 1:16 PM
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Suck plutos dick :D

What would u do if u can change one thing in this world
Aug 25, 2012 2:11 PM

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make a device to launch gypsies and others into orbit.

how much money would i have to pay you, to swim in a river of jizz?
Aug 25, 2012 2:49 PM
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U don't have to pay, just jizz it all out urself<3

what is the meaning of life?
Aug 25, 2012 2:57 PM

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done!
to create RL loli's and rape as many as you can, until you can call yourself lolimaster (over 9000!).

how do you turn a floppy disk into a hardrive?
Aug 25, 2012 3:39 PM
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you turn it on :)

will you merry me? (yes it's serious!)
Aug 25, 2012 4:38 PM

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yes but only if "merry" means rape

is it better to be punched twice in the face than kicked once in the balls
Aug 25, 2012 5:17 PM

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YES! YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!

(me n a few old m8's used to have a game.. see how many times you hit eachother in the balls in a night out.. the winner won the satisfaction that he had hit another person in the balls most, fun! but painful).

why cant women understand that being hit in the balls is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrry painful!?
Aug 25, 2012 6:49 PM
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(@kitsune77: then rape me<3)

Cuz they got to big and strong balls and on the wrong place :O

what's the different between a good and a bad boyfriend / girlfriend?
Aug 25, 2012 6:59 PM

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No difference, because both are 3DPD and are far inferior to 2D waifus.

What have you been doing your whole life?
Aug 26, 2012 3:48 AM

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I will answer that with a question then answer that question with another question.

Who was the first loli to go into outer space???
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Aug 26, 2012 4:03 AM

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the alpha loli of course... loli's come from space.

@necro, 1D waifus man. tis where its at!

where are we?
Aug 26, 2012 4:13 AM

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In a land filled with loli.

who is peterpans sidekick??
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Aug 26, 2012 4:59 AM

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one of the founding loli's.

who is batman's bitch?
Aug 26, 2012 6:52 AM

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I'm the bitch batman deserves but not the one he needs right now

if i touch myself while standing between 2 mirrors does that make it a threesome
Aug 26, 2012 1:41 PM

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yes.

@kitsune bwaahahahah that made me laugh. nice.

if i masturbate in a house of mirrors. does that make it an orgy?
Aug 26, 2012 1:46 PM

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Only if batman is watching
what is your penial code?
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Aug 26, 2012 3:26 PM

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my penis is small to fit a code on.... wait did i read that right

if you are attractive can you turn gay from looking at yourself naked
Aug 26, 2012 3:34 PM

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yes, then you will proceed to attempt to stick your dick up your anus!

if a man can write his name on a grain of rice im sure *unzips your pants*........ ow.#

whats the difference between bleach and jizz?
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