Thanks bill! Guess it was about time for me to get an avatar and Spike was pretty obvious choice since I'd go gay for him anytime! Well almost. If drunk. Maybe.
This made even me feel old, I can just imagine how some of you in this club, who basically have one foot in the grave already (:P) feel about it.
My face when I realized how much time I've already spent in here:
Trololoo, posting this cause who would not like long "mark if correct"-tests?! (Many, but since I spent too much time of my day filling this, I want some place where to post it so it wasn't entirely pointless work. Do it if you want :D)
Weeaboo test:
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. - Nope, more like seasonally.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in anime club. - Not IRL since there is not one where I live. =/
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once. - Nope, but I like to watch (good) cosplays.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public. - Who the fuck would cosplay alone?
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[ ] You like Japanese food. - Actually I don't know; never even tasted sushi. Shame on me.
[ ] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. -Oh, how would I like to.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitle.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. - Yes; I like good shows and movies and whether they are animated or not doesn't matter. I can found much more of them in the anime.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime. - Why in the hell you'd get point if you do? =o
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. - Nope, there are many things that suck. Still, it would fit my top-3.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music. - If it's good, why not?
[x] You randomly sing in Japanese.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. - Pretty much Miku only. Never been too much of a Vocaloid fan.
[ ] You like Hetalia. - Never watched it.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[/] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. - Not really, but in cons I wouldn't mind. I'm giving myself half point.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese. - Does MSN name count? :D
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. - Nope, I'm a Finn. Serioulsy, I would never took a risk that my child would get bullied because of his/her name just because of my hobby. But if the mother would be Japanese, then it would be whole another thing.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. - What the fuck now?
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation. - Sadly, yes.
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[/] You use tildes while typing~ - Rarely, hal point.
[/] You use Japanese emoticons - Same as above.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[x] You're not.
[x] You're not even Asian
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[x] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku. - Over weeaboo, always. Although I'm not one.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[x] You want to date a Japanese person. - If she'd be nice, sure. Asians are often very beautiful but inside of the person is much more important than the looks.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch(ed) Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life. - They are pretty nice games, but rocks my life? Nope.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. - Nope, but I usually prefer subs.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[x] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[/] And it's true.
Score: 23
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo. 20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one. - No, I don't hate them. BUt you're right, I would not consider myself a weeaboo.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
I started to feel very old thanks to that Spede Pasanen gif!!! He died 11 years ago, man time goes so fast.
Weeaboo test:
Weeaboo test:
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[x] You're in anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[x] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[/] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitle.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[/] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] You randomly sing in Japanese.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids. - Pretty much Miku only. Never been too much of a Vocaloid fan. - Agree
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character. One of my least favorites actually
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. - Nope, I'm a Finn. Serioulsy, I would never took a risk that my child would get bullied because of his/her name just because of my hobby. But if the mother would be Japanese, then it would be whole another thing. - Agree with that as well
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation.
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[/] You use tildes while typing~
[/] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[x] You're not.
[/] You're not even Asian Well, western asian
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[x] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[/] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch(ed) Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. Hell yeaaah ~~
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. (Nordic) Agapio Racing Team = brainwash
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[x] And it's true.
Score: 24,5
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo. 20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one. - No, I don't hate them. BUt you're right, I would not consider myself a weeaboo. - agree
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[/] You cosplay in public.
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[ ] You like Japanese food.
[ ] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[ ] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitle.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[/] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] You randomly sing in Japanese.
[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation.
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[/] You use tildes while typing~
[/] You use Japanese emoticons - Same as above.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[x] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch(ed) Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.
Veredict (16 points):
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga. - only hentai doujins
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. -
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[x] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once - not anime, but Squall Leonheart of Final Fantasy VIII fame
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[x] You cosplay in public
[ ] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[ ] You like Japanese food.
[ ] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[x] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitle.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[/] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. - Italy > Russia > Japan
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music. - Love my L'arc~en~ciel
[ ] You randomly sing in Japanese - no, because I don't want to abuse that language
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". - since Squall is based on him, sure =P
[/ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[/] You like Hetalia. - gonna watch it soon, what I saw I liked
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. What is anime related clothing?
[/] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food - because western games are 99% of the time total trash
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. - only if I migrate to Japan. Plus, western names are infinitely better so why would I?
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. - what for? So I could be considered the founder of the X-men, for real? =P
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[/] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing - what the hell is the point?
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons - what are j-emoticons?
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku. -
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[/] You want to date a Japanese person. - I'd want to date any person I like regardless of race. So half.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch(ed) Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God. Who?
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. - it's not in any way different
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.
18... so...
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close. 10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one. - No, I don't hate them. BUt you're right, I would not consider myself a weeaboo. - agree
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
[x ] You’ve seen at least one anime.
[ ] You’ve read at least one manga.
[x ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis (i guess more than the average person)
[x ] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.(WELL THEY ARE!)
[ x] You’re in anime club.(if this counts)
[ ] You’ve cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public.
[ ] You’ve been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You travelled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x ] You like Japanese food. [SUSHI, POCKY. RAMUNE.] (i dont really count this, i like ALL food)
[x ] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x ] You know that sushi isn’t just raw fish. (again not japanese related, but food, but whatever)
[ ] You’ve made bento lunch.
[ ] You’ve made a charabento
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You’ve actually been to Japan.
[ ] You’ve been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You’re learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You’re learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You’re in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[ ] You claim you’re married to said fictional character.
[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour’s a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. [nooooo… Yes.]
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[ ] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it’s pronounced “Gakuto” and not “Gackt”.
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x ] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character. Prussia is epic.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You’ve considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You’ve had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You’ve been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing~
[x ] You use Japanese emoticons ^^ (not too often, but it counts i guess)
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you’re Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You’re not.
[ ] You’re not even Asian.
[ ] If you’re Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you’re not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You’re bitching at me beacuse they’re properly called “forehead protectors”
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[x ] FFVII is the best game ever. (umm well yeah!)
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE.
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Mignogna is God.
[ ] It’s seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitious Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add “desu” to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You’re taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[ x] You know that “hentai” doesn’t mean “porn”
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it’s true
Score:11...apparently i'm just barely out of "hate" Japan range.
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You’re not a weeaboo at all, not even close. 10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you’re not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You’re very likely a Japanophile, but you’re not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You’re not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!
101: Insane Asylum Tiem
I got 65/101 (the highest percentage of correct answers being for post-2000 anime, as expected). All in all, decent.
Some anime are not hard to guess even if you haven't seen them.
Interesting one i really though i be higher but it looks i am not the weeabo i think i was :P
[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga. - only hentai doujins
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. -
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[x] You're in anime club.
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once - not anime, but Squall Leonheart of Final Fantasy VIII fame
[x] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[x] You cosplay in public
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[x] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitle.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. - Italy > Russia > Japan
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music. - Love my L'arc~en~ciel
[ ] You randomly sing in Japanese - no, because I don't want to abuse that language
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt". - since Squall is based on him, sure =P
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] You like Hetalia. - gonna watch it soon, what I saw I liked
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. What is anime related clothing?
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food - because western games are 99% of the time total trash
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. - only if I migrate to Japan. Plus, western names are infinitely better so why would I?
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. - what for? So I could be considered the founder of the X-men, for real? =P
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing - what the hell is the point?
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons - what are j-emoticons?
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku. -
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[x] You want to date a Japanese person. - I'd want to date any person I like regardless of race. So half.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch(ed) Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[x] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God. Who?
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor. - it's not in any way different
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.
Score:26
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo. 20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one. - No, I don't hate them. BUt you're right, I would not consider myself a weeaboo.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems./spoiler]
I got 65/101 (the highest percentage of correct answers being for post-2000 anime, as expected). All in all, decent.
Some anime are not hard to guess even if you haven't seen them.
That was nice test. My score was 60/101 (below is a screenshot of what I got right so if some of you haven't done that test yet and want to do it, do not open that spoiler).
I got 65/101 (the highest percentage of correct answers being for post-2000 anime, as expected). All in all, decent.
Some anime are not hard to guess even if you haven't seen them.
I got 40/101, older than post-2000 anime were my weakness.
I want to do those tests too, it seems like fun!! :D So I'm posting the 'Weeaboo' test first! =3
Weeaboo test:
[x] You've seen at least one anime. Lol even my friend who doesn’t like anime has watched one.
[x] You've read at least one manga.
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis. Some periods I barely watch one episode, but I usually do watch something, so yes.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. That’s a good thing to know! :P
[x] You're in anime club. Well duh, I created one! ^.^ PWNED!
[ ] You've cosplayed at least once. No, but I plan to.. does it count? :P
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[ ] You cosplay in public. Where else?? I haven’t yet though as I said..
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. I LOVE it!! I was eating sushi this afternoon and me and my friends go to the Japanese restaurant at least once a month!
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune. I have only tasted sushi, and yes I like it lots.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish. Duh, ofc! I just ate one today with roasted salmon.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[/] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. The restaurant counts?
[ ] You've actually been to Japan. Not yet! T.T
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[x] You're learning/know Japanese. HAI!! SOU DESU! :D
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles. I’m learning it to understand just anything without subtitles! lol
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[ ] You're in love with a fictional anime character. I used to be, but I’m ok now. :P
[ ] You claim you're married to a fictional anime character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. yes yes yes.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime. Ofc not, the previous question throws this one off.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you. LOL chill out!!!
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[x] You call characters by their romaji spelling. I do both, so I checked both.
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. Let’s not get political in a weeaboo test!
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. W-t-f question!!! T.T
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth. no.. everyone is flawed.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[x] You randomly sing in Japanese. All the time! ^.^
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[/] You can name all the Vocaloids. Mm, I know lots of them, but I don’t know them all.
[ ] You like Hetalia. I haven’t watched it yet.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[/] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. I like anime style clothing, but I don’t usually wear the actual merchandise. My clothes just usually follow the style.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[/] You use Japanese honorifics. Not all the time, but sometimes yes, so half a point.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. It’s not full, but I do have some stuff.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese. Mm, no. sometimes my friends just pronounce my name the way the Japanese would.
[ ] Legally. lol
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. nah.. I would like though to give the kid an ancient Greek name, I have love with this stuff! ^.^
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental. N.O.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation. Not so much.
[x] You get most of the jokes. usually
[ ] You use tildes while typing.
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese. I don’t think we should check that if the above doesn’t count..
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[ ] You prefer the term otaku. I HATE LABELS!!! How many times should I say that?!? T.T
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[x] You want to date a Japanese person. I want to yes!!!
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[xxxxxxxx] You watch(ed) Naruto. Yees ^.^ <333333
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[ ] You wish you owned a real Death Note. No, that would be creepy!!
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God.
[/] It's seiyu, not voice actor. Yes, it is, but I don’t mind people saying voice actor instead..
[x] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time. I have to admit I do use some words or expressions once in a while.. *-*
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[/] All your friends also like anime. Not all of them but quite many.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka. That would be really nice, but I don’t think I can atm anyway. ^.^
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn".
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[ ] Everyone says you have no life.
[ ] And it's true.
I got 23. aeco I got the same score as you. 20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
I don't hate weeaboos, cause I HATE LABELS in general! period. T.T
JusticeUndoneJan 19, 2012 4:17 PM
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”Akira Kurosawa
I also did the test you put meta and jeez was that quick!!! I didn't have time to think the answer over! I had to pause the damn thing so many times that I had to restart it! Darn time counter, I couldn't think straight. xD After the first shock it was ok though. Still some of the names I was typing wrong so I had to check the spelling.. And some I found randomly like the Gundam ones. I simple posted any Gundam title I remembered, since I haven't seen any yet! xD I got 65, but I should have gotten less unless a few random guesses count! :P
“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”Akira Kurosawa
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips
to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to
browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Target.
Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate his behavior and have been forced to ban
both of you from the store Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel,
are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her
Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management
to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms
on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8 August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were
called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as
a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here..'
One of the clerks passed out.
/spoiler]
