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Aug 17, 2012 3:01 PM
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In this game, the first person, that's me, will ask a serious question. Then the each person after that will answer the question asked before starting with, "Yes, but...". Then they ask another serious question, which the next person will answer.

Examples:
Q: Is there life after death?
A: Yes, but it sucks more than the life you have now.

Q: Will I get all the presents I want for Christmas?
A: Yes, but you're going to have to pay for the gas for Santa's sleigh.

I'll start

Is it possible to cure cancer?
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Aug 17, 2012 3:03 PM
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Yes, but it involves killing the person inflicted with it.

Do the physics of motion affect ramen?
Aug 17, 2012 3:03 PM
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Yes, but you need to be in the future.

When do humans go to Mars?
Aug 17, 2012 3:06 PM
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Mars already came to humans in the world's entire destruction when the planets collided. You just don't remember it.

Why do we keep asking questions?
Aug 17, 2012 3:09 PM
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Yes, but we are the questions!

Will I become A underwear model?
Aug 17, 2012 3:10 PM
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if a man goes back in time and butt fucks his former self, who at the time doesnt like it.

is it rape? because you are liking it?
Aug 17, 2012 3:11 PM
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That didn't even make sense! Only yes or no questions then?

EDIT: Oh, took too long then. Yes, because you aren't enjoying it.

Does an 8-ball lie if it says it's lying that it knows your lies aren't really lies, and that I just think I'm lying?
Aug 17, 2012 3:13 PM
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Yes, but i'm lying killed the kitten.

Will you give me a High-Five?
Aug 17, 2012 3:15 PM
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No, because you didn't wash your car.

Can I wish for a wish to wish here?
Aug 17, 2012 3:24 PM

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Yes, but you need to pay Ocean.

Will Kate slap me?
Aug 17, 2012 3:55 PM

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yes. who wouldnt ;-)

are we there yet?
Aug 17, 2012 4:07 PM

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No! We're going far, far, away! Do you know where that is? Far, FAR, AWAY!!

Are we there yet now?
Aug 17, 2012 4:15 PM

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Yes, but we all do in a car crash.

Will I become justice?
Aug 17, 2012 4:18 PM

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Yes, but a a sick and twisted opinion of justice, so you're never taken seriously.

Will Ibitsu just be an anime already? If the manga creeped me out more than any other, an anime could stress the shock factor more.
Aug 17, 2012 4:20 PM

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yes if you can blend make a mould of the word, blend yourself up, then pour yourself into that mould, then freeze your blended self for about an hour.

have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Aug 17, 2012 4:31 PM
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yes... but nothing happened.

it it possible to travel back in time?
Aug 17, 2012 4:43 PM

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Yes, if you we're me! xD

How is life in Earth?
Aug 17, 2012 9:30 PM

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I can't tell you, I'm from Venus.

How is life in Earth? xD
Aug 17, 2012 9:52 PM

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I can tell. It's very Earthly.

Will you slap me for no reason?
Aug 17, 2012 9:58 PM

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No, I have no hands. I'll kick you.

Will I slap me for now reason? (Yes, I am running out of questions right now.)
Aug 17, 2012 10:01 PM

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Yes, but you get kicked where it hurts.

Why do people sleep?
Aug 17, 2012 10:27 PM

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We don't. Wait, we do? I don't.

Why don't I sleep?
Aug 17, 2012 10:31 PM

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You want to eat some chicken so you don't fall asleep.

You like Video Games?
Aug 18, 2012 1:38 AM

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yes... wait is that a trick question?

can i see Uranus?
Aug 18, 2012 1:42 AM

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No, but you can see your own Uranus.

Will I become A underwear model someday?
Aug 18, 2012 1:59 AM

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yes... i thought you were already?

can i lunge wildly at the pope?
Aug 18, 2012 2:06 AM

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Yes, but then there was A tiger!!!

Why is the Earth round?
Aug 18, 2012 3:32 AM

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Because you lie in your bed at night thinking perverted thoughts.

Em i a lolicon???
Most epic signature evar

Aug 18, 2012 11:13 AM

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yes, but im going to need photographic evidence to back up that claim.

can one simply walk into mordor?
Aug 18, 2012 12:34 PM

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Yes, they left it unlocked because they lost the key. (Lord of the Rings reference, am I right?)

Why is it called Mt. Doom if it saves the world (sorta)?
Aug 18, 2012 1:05 PM

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yes, because it is also the mountain which forged an object which could have brought middle earth too its knees.

hmm maybe... GAH rings a bell but i cant see it... damn.

got any longbottom leaf?
Aug 18, 2012 1:07 PM

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No, I only have shorttop leaf.

Do zombies eat other zombies if it's brain hasn't eroded yet?
Aug 18, 2012 1:37 PM

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yes, they do in 2 forms, before and during mating. and if they need to snack a while before the main meal.

what is the wingspan velocity, of a swallow?
Aug 18, 2012 2:21 PM

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When A bird is dead! xD

Why do when slap/punch people?
Aug 19, 2012 12:41 AM
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Because they have creepy bondage fetishists.

2+2=?
Aug 19, 2012 1:02 AM

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2

What's today?
Aug 19, 2012 5:01 AM

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friiday friii day gota get down on friiiiday.

the flat work society is a troll right?
Aug 19, 2012 5:19 AM

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Maybe but there is only I for B*tch!

What's Yesterday?
Aug 19, 2012 5:56 AM
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what those other days give sometime feel the same?

will lebron get another nba ring?
LIVING THE GS-LIFESTYLE
MR.GS
JUST ON THE JOURNEY THROUGH THE ANIME WORLD
THE KLAC OF ANIME WORLD
you either with ANIME http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=24159 or against the anime
Aug 19, 2012 6:39 AM

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Will George Lucas get another nba ring? I don't play street hockey. (No idea where this came from either.)

Will George Lucas get another nba ring? I'm serious this time.
Aug 19, 2012 2:30 PM

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can he put spaceships, ancients and a random cluster fuck of shit in it?

what is love?
Aug 19, 2012 8:49 PM

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baby don't hurt don't hurt me no more!

Why is why A why?
Aug 20, 2012 1:56 AM

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Because none of the other words volunteered

How does electricity works?
Aug 20, 2012 4:31 AM

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there are very small migets inside aalll wires with little buckets of enerjon, and we force those migets to walk around the wires delivering the enerjon alll day. when you see a spark. thats one trying to escape.

@ocean http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3lmSoFOt_g&feature=related

where do babies come from?
Aug 20, 2012 10:37 AM

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Babies come from hell. You just don't know it yet.

Where does that question come from?
Aug 20, 2012 11:02 AM

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my ass. its where the brain is right?

how can i become a mermaid?
Aug 20, 2012 11:04 AM

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Fiddly_Father said:
my ass. its where the brain is right?

So THAT's why everyone keeps calling me a smartass xD

You eat the flesh of a diamond. Just keep trying until it works.

Where can I get a diamond?
Aug 20, 2012 11:36 AM

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aahww lol terrible!!
hmm flesh of diamond.

at the end of the rainbow you will find a lepricon with a pot of gold, rip out the lil buggars stomach. it should be in there.

how can i justify wife beating?
Aug 20, 2012 5:24 PM

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By not slapping Khaos.

What does MILF stand for?
Aug 20, 2012 5:30 PM

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Manly Irregular Loli Factory...

does this work?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk
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