can anyone give me a recap of fullmetal alchamist brotherhood episodes 1-30?

johnnylennon said:
i dont wanna restart the series so could someone just give me a little recap of eps 1-30 so it'll all come back to me

Animaticide said:
I got you, fam. Blondie joins Military Police because he is looking for ways to cheat the fundamental laws of the universe and defy god. He has some cool metal prosthetics but he doesn't like them for some reason. Every single person he meets calls him short and this is apparently funny because the story tells us it is funny by drawing everyone like doodles. So funny!

His brother is there too and he is a hunk of armor. Sheananigans ensue like them sneeking into prison science camp where there are other living hunks of armor. A dog gets turned into a girl but only halfway there. A gigachad called Scar (because he has a giant scar on his face so I guess he was born that way and his mother just went with that) wants to kills some MPs and everyone that apparently has a history with the military prior to a conflict with the country of Ishvar (think Afghanistan every time a shits-for-brains country has invaded them). They meet a very large man with a baby face and a mustache, Colonel Mustang (not to be confused with the car brand) and his platoon that includes best girl Hawkeye.

A very nice dad is killed by Mystique and the unlucky Colonel Mustang has a single tiny cloud the size of a peanut rain over him.

The brothers' teacher shows up and she yeets them. We then meet The President Emperor King Eyepatch and later some Asian immigrants looking for ways to steal the election in their home country. One has a baby panda (this is very important) and the other is called Ling (because he is Chinese, you see). Mustang fakes a murder, they fight Mystique's accolytes, and the father of Al and Ed returns after getting lost for 10 years buying cigarrettes. The asians get attacked by Mystique's pals (one of them is very fat and rightfully called Gluttony) but they escape using the ol' smoke grenade trick. The little asian girl makes an alliance with Gigachad Scar or something. Envy arrives to retrieve Gluttony, but a new fight begins, and Gluttony accidently swallows Ed, Ling, and Envy and becomes an Eldritch monster. Inside Gluttony it is like the Dr. Who phone booth but way spookier. They escape.

We have a flashback where we see absent dad's backstory 60 years in the past and he looks the same as he does in the present. Mystery! Ling and Greed (a frenemy of Mystique) fuse together and become super Ling or something. Prime Minister King Eyepatch threatens the brothers to cooperate or else he will kill their childhood friend Winry that was introduced previously at some point in the story.

And we end with ep30 which is a flashback of the attrocities Mustang and friends had to take part in during the Ishvar war and explains why they want to coup d'etat the shit out of their government to build Zootopia

Animaticide said:
I got you, fam. Blondie joins Military Police because he is looking for ways to cheat the fundamental laws of the universe and defy god. He has some cool metal prosthetics but he doesn't like them for some reason. Every single person he meets calls him short and this is apparently funny because the story tells us it is funny by drawing everyone like doodles. So funny!

His brother is there too and he is a hunk of armor. Sheananigans ensue like them sneeking into prison science camp where there are other living hunks of armor. A dog gets turned into a girl but only halfway there. A gigachad called Scar (because he has a giant scar on his face so I guess he was born that way and his mother just went with that) wants to kills some MPs and everyone that apparently has a history with the military prior to a conflict with the country of Ishvar (think Afghanistan every time a shits-for-brains country has invaded them). They meet a very large man with a baby face and a mustache, Colonel Mustang (not to be confused with the car brand) and his platoon that includes best girl Hawkeye.

A very nice dad is killed by Mystique and the unlucky Colonel Mustang has a single tiny cloud the size of a peanut rain over him.

The brothers' teacher shows up and she yeets them. We then meet The President Emperor King Eyepatch and later some Asian immigrants looking for ways to steal the election in their home country. One has a baby panda (this is very important) and the other is called Ling (because he is Chinese, you see). Mustang fakes a murder, they fight Mystique's accolytes, and the father of Al and Ed returns after getting lost for 10 years buying cigarrettes. The asians get attacked by Mystique's pals (one of them is very fat and rightfully called Gluttony) but they escape using the ol' smoke grenade trick. The little asian girl makes an alliance with Gigachad Scar or something. Envy arrives to retrieve Gluttony, but a new fight begins, and Gluttony accidently swallows Ed, Ling, and Envy and becomes an Eldritch monster. Inside Gluttony it is like the Dr. Who phone booth but way spookier. They escape.

We have a flashback where we see absent dad's backstory 60 years in the past and he looks the same as he does in the present. Mystery! Ling and Greed (a frenemy of Mystique) fuse together and become super Ling or something. Prime Minister King Eyepatch threatens the brothers to cooperate or else he will kill their childhood friend Winry that was introduced previously at some point in the story.

And we end with ep30 which is a flashback of the attrocities Mustang and friends had to take part in during the Ishvar war and explains why they want to coup d'etat the shit out of their government to build Zootopia

CapitaoAA said:

this is the best recap ive ever seen

Animaticide said:
I got you, fam. Blondie joins Military Police because he is looking for ways to cheat the fundamental laws of the universe and defy god. He has some cool metal prosthetics but he doesn't like them for some reason. Every single person he meets calls him short and this is apparently funny because the story tells us it is funny by drawing everyone like doodles. So funny!

His brother is there too and he is a hunk of armor. Sheananigans ensue like them sneeking into prison science camp where there are other living hunks of armor. A dog gets turned into a girl but only halfway there. A gigachad called Scar (because he has a giant scar on his face so I guess he was born that way and his mother just went with that) wants to kills some MPs and everyone that apparently has a history with the military prior to a conflict with the country of Ishvar (think Afghanistan every time a shits-for-brains country has invaded them). They meet a very large man with a baby face and a mustache, Colonel Mustang (not to be confused with the car brand) and his platoon that includes best girl Hawkeye.

A very nice dad is killed by Mystique and the unlucky Colonel Mustang has a single tiny cloud the size of a peanut rain over him.

The brothers' teacher shows up and she yeets them. We then meet The President Emperor King Eyepatch and later some Asian immigrants looking for ways to steal the election in their home country. One has a baby panda (this is very important) and the other is called Ling (because he is Chinese, you see). Mustang fakes a murder, they fight Mystique's accolytes, and the father of Al and Ed returns after getting lost for 10 years buying cigarrettes. The asians get attacked by Mystique's pals (one of them is very fat and rightfully called Gluttony) but they escape using the ol' smoke grenade trick. The little asian girl makes an alliance with Gigachad Scar or something. Envy arrives to retrieve Gluttony, but a new fight begins, and Gluttony accidently swallows Ed, Ling, and Envy and becomes an Eldritch monster. Inside Gluttony it is like the Dr. Who phone booth but way spookier. They escape.

We have a flashback where we see absent dad's backstory 60 years in the past and he looks the same as he does in the present. Mystery! Ling and Greed (a frenemy of Mystique) fuse together and become super Ling or something. Prime Minister King Eyepatch threatens the brothers to cooperate or else he will kill their childhood friend Winry that was introduced previously at some point in the story.

And we end with ep30 which is a flashback of the attrocities Mustang and friends had to take part in during the Ishvar war and explains why they want to coup d'etat the shit out of their government to build Zootopia

Animaticide said:
I got you, fam. Blondie joins Military Police because he is looking for ways to cheat the fundamental laws of the universe and defy god. He has some cool metal prosthetics but he doesn't like them for some reason. Every single person he meets calls him short and this is apparently funny because the story tells us it is funny by drawing everyone like doodles. So funny!

His brother is there too and he is a hunk of armor. Sheananigans ensue like them sneeking into prison science camp where there are other living hunks of armor. A dog gets turned into a girl but only halfway there. A gigachad called Scar (because he has a giant scar on his face so I guess he was born that way and his mother just went with that) wants to kills some MPs and everyone that apparently has a history with the military prior to a conflict with the country of Ishvar (think Afghanistan every time a shits-for-brains country has invaded them). They meet a very large man with a baby face and a mustache, Colonel Mustang (not to be confused with the car brand) and his platoon that includes best girl Hawkeye.

A very nice dad is killed by Mystique and the unlucky Colonel Mustang has a single tiny cloud the size of a peanut rain over him.

The brothers' teacher shows up and she yeets them. We then meet The President Emperor King Eyepatch and later some Asian immigrants looking for ways to steal the election in their home country. One has a baby panda (this is very important) and the other is called Ling (because he is Chinese, you see). Mustang fakes a murder, they fight Mystique's accolytes, and the father of Al and Ed returns after getting lost for 10 years buying cigarrettes. The asians get attacked by Mystique's pals (one of them is very fat and rightfully called Gluttony) but they escape using the ol' smoke grenade trick. The little asian girl makes an alliance with Gigachad Scar or something. Envy arrives to retrieve Gluttony, but a new fight begins, and Gluttony accidently swallows Ed, Ling, and Envy and becomes an Eldritch monster. Inside Gluttony it is like the Dr. Who phone booth but way spookier. They escape.

We have a flashback where we see absent dad's backstory 60 years in the past and he looks the same as he does in the present. Mystery! Ling and Greed (a frenemy of Mystique) fuse together and become super Ling or something. Prime Minister King Eyepatch threatens the brothers to cooperate or else he will kill their childhood friend Winry that was introduced previously at some point in the story.

And we end with ep30 which is a flashback of the attrocities Mustang and friends had to take part in during the Ishvar war and explains why they want to coup d'etat the shit out of their government to build Zootopia

salmonellabro said:

you're legendary

johnnylennon said:
i dont wanna restart the series so could someone just give me a little recap of eps 1-30 so it'll all come back to me