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May 12th, 2016
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Snafuck oregano teen romantic feat.Batman

hey there boii, this is my first review so don't tell me to kill myself just yet.

STORYLINE:
it was pretty generic, 2 grills 1 boii, the 2 grills want the banana from the boii but the boii doesn't want to give them his banana.
They are part of a club, the "helping club" or something, side characters go to the club and ask for help then the Main Characters have friendship drama then the MC fixes the problem and then more drama then another side character asks for help.

ART:
what is there to say? it was dreadful, the animations were choppy and sometimes the characters looked retarded as fuck lol.

SOUND:
i personally didin't like the OP/ED but i some people out there would probably enjoy it, but i didin't so 1/10. i never noticed the background music so i guess its pretty bad.

CHARACTERS:
there are 3 main characters, i'll review each of them.
Yui - the genki grill who is stupid as fuck and pure and honest and all that shit, you've probably seen her character a tribillion times before, generic as fuck.
YukinoSHITa - this is probably the shittiest grill, shes the typical chick with black long hair that appears to be cold but really wants the MCs banana, and sometimes shows kindness but tries to hide it with cold and "logic", you've probably also seen her a tribillion times, and if you haven't then you haven't seen much anime, she probably gets the most drama, she hates her family and her family hates her i think.

8man - for those plebs that don't know why people call him 8man is because his name is 'hachiman' and hachi means eight, and because it sounds like batman, he usually tries to act k00l and do everything logical and that, you know that kid in the internet that is always like "i don't need friends, they are a waste of time." or "im a lone wolf i can support myself, friends and family is for fags" he's basically trying to act k00l but deep down inside he knows that he's just making a joke of himself, he's a more unique character than the other two chicks though.


ENJOYMENT:
how can i enjoy an anime that has shit story,art,sounds and characters?


OVERALL:
Story:1
Art:1
Sound:1
Characters:1
Enjoyment:1

so the total is 5/10.



Boku Dake something something

btw I listened to kendrick and now im black nigguh

STORY:
It's about a paedophile with mind powers and he tries to save a little girl with his mind powers while being a retard who doesn't even know that you need to stay down when you're inside a building in fire

ART:
why do all the little girls have red beside their eyes like were they crying because they are stuck in a shit anime or what, also the little girl thats running or walking or someshit in the ending song is annoying for some reason

SOUND:
OP is okay and i dont remember the ED, didin't notice any good track in the actual anime so i guess its shit

CHARACTERS:
The maincharacter is a huge fucking dumbass, even an unborn baby (fetus) is smarter than this dumbass that doesn't even think that his phone is being tracked when he's a wanted man, also he didin't get down while there was a fire like what the fuck did this guy even go to school, The rest of the characters are either little kids/child rapists/ C U C K S / or overrated moms with shit lips
the guy who designed the mom was probably like "DUDE IM DESIGNING LMAO"

OVERALL:
Story: 0/10
Art: 2/10
Sound 1/10
Characters: 0/10
3/10 its fucking trash

but hey if you're a 9 year old or/and a C U C K you might like it



Wank poncho Guy

more like
one meme man amirite

STORY:
one meme man goes to buy shit at the supermarket and then he forgets to buy noodles or something and he does a weird face, ANIME OF THE YEAR !!!11/10!!! ANIME IS SAVED!!!! THE MOST HILARIOUS ANIME EVER1!!!!!! XD.

and then a villian appears and he punches it while complaining that he forgot the noodles xddxdxdXDXDX FUNNNYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHWWWWWWWJAJAJEHEHEHAHEAWWERTYASDFZXCV

ANIMATIONS:
if you thought attack the titans animations were good then you will probably also think these animations are good. which they aren't, they aren't bad but i wouldn't say there were good either, just OK 2/10

SOUND: Good OP, Bad and unfitting ED, the background music is shit too, also the voice of one meme man is T A D A B A N R I , so i can't take it seriously, not like you should take seriously a shit anime like this but still

CHARACTERS:
one meme man is a meme
Ganus is like a gay korean pop idol
no other characters are important

ENJOYMENT:
i enjoy the first minutes of the episodes but then the OP ends and i hate it

OVERALL:
Story: 0/10
Animations: 1/10
Sound: 2/10
Characters: 0/10
Enjoyment: 1/10

total is 4/10



Memelord

first of all, i just want to say that trump should be the next president.

STORY:
Sword art online ruined the vdio gaem genre, the people with shit taste say that it's just a shitty version of SAO, and the h8rs say its just another SAO (and since its 'just another sao' it means its shit) but this anime has a bunch of shit, it has: mr skeletal, literal semen demons, goth lolis,giant hamsters, traps, reverse traps, more lolis (the traps are lolis), dark skinned elves (the loli traps are dark skinned),edgy characters and a bunch of more shit.
i forgot i was supposed to write the story here, well, just read the summary.

ART:
its pretty damn spooky, i mean goddamn that cgi is spooky.
the art overall is a shit but the great character designs give me a b0ner, specially the dark skinned loli elf trap (no homo)

SOUND:
the OP is catchy but shit and the ED is great, the animations of the ED is about the literal semen demon, it would be better if it was about the dark skinned loli elf trap.

CHARACTERS:
first im gonna review the most important character:
Touch me is a great character, probably the greatest character this century, he has amazing character developement, great design, extremely likeable personality and he is overall a sugoi character.

10/10 would go homo for The dark skinned loli elf trap, but then again, (s)he wears a skirt so i guess its not really gay, right?

the second main character (touch me is the main main character) is mr skeletal and we shud all thank mr skeletal for saving the town from the religious peeps and because he spooked the fluff out of a giant hamster and tamed it, name one other MC that has tamed a giant hamster, oh wait you cant.
the only downside to this character is that he is real spooky so i cant sleep at night :(

ENJOYMENT:
thank mr skeletal

OVERALL:
Story: idk/10
Art: sp00ky/10
Sound: itsok/10
Characters: darkskinnedlolielftrap/10
Enjoyment: mrskeletal/10

so the final rating:

MRSKELETAL&DARKSKINNEDLOLIELFTRAP/10



Heartkek Mao-sama

most overrated comedy anime after oreigaru2 (yes that's a comedy, hilariously bad).

STORY:
Our holy lord and savior (or saviour for you british fucks) satan comes to earth and cooks hamburgers (totes hilarious amirite xD), and then some red haired chick comes and tries to stop satan from making hamburgers, that's basically the plot, its a comedy anime so of course the plot has to be horrible.

ART:
It's nothing exceptional, therefore, it's shit.
i feel the need of mentioning that the character design of the red haired chick is shit, ugly as fuck, if you can masturbate to her design then holy shit i'm amazed with your ability to masturbate to trash.

SOUND:
I think it was shit, not sure, i forgot.
But im positive it was shit

CHARACTERS:
Satan is OK but he's a lazy fuck and i don't mess with lazy fucks so fuck him.
the red haired chick is a fucking shit! seriously if you like this character then shit nigga i have have bad news for you:
You have shit taste.
satan also has a friend, he doesn't do shit so he's not important.
oh yeah, there's also that other character that is just there so the other characters can hit him, because hitting characters is hilarious right?

ENJOYMENT:
The comedy is annoying and they try2hard to be funny so the enjoyment is non-existent.

OVERALL:
Story 0/10
Art 1/10
Sound 0/10
Characters 0/10
Enjoyment 0/10

final score: 1/10



Shitgatsu something something

I really dislike the fanbase of this anime, everyone who likes this anime has probably only seen a couple of anime and they believe they know what a "good anime" is, but you don't, you fucks should get better taste.

STORY:
it's about a guy who hates his life just because his mom was a little mean and then died from cancer or something, and i honestly think an Anime about a starving kid in africa would have better plot, because everyone cares about the starving kids in africa right?. The guy who hates his life (fuckin' emo) used to do music like beethoven but he stopped (cuz' his mom was mean) and then some chick who probably dyed her hair comes and makes the Main character do music again.

ART:
The art is Alright, but i consider it to be bad art because GODDAMN those lips bother me, like one of the lips is a lot darker than the other one so its like a half nigga and half white lip, who had the 'great' idea to do this?
And the instruments are shitty CGI so


SOUND:
The OP/ED are alright, not memorable so if i were to say they were good or shit i would say they were shit.
the background music is ok i guess, some tracks were good but not really that good.
Oh yeah if you're expecting the characters to do actual music they only do music like 3 times or someshit.

CHARACTERS:
the main character is a emo who is annoying as fuck to watch so.
the female main character is the type that always forces the main character to do shit and then later regrets, it fucking hell.
The other characters are useless fucks, theres that guy who is a friend of the main character, he plays football (or soccer whatever you niggers want to call it) and loses but who gives a fuck about this guy playing soccer.
Theres also that other chick who is the childhood friend, she never does anything.

ENJOYMENT
Story - cheap drama
Art - bad lip design
Sound - forgot
Characters - annoying fucks
Enjoyment = no

OVERALL:
Story 0/10
Art 1/10
Sound 1/10
Characters 0/10
Enjoyment 0/10

so in the end its 2/10.



Wakako-Beer

ANIME OF THE SEASO- NO, ANIME OF THE YEAR.

STORY:
The Main character is an adult, yes an adult, not some highschooler who is going through puberty.
Anyways, it's about a young adult who eats and explains how good the food is, This my friends is what Shokugeki no Soma could have been but failed to achieve, Wakako-zake is just like Shokugeki no Soma but without the shit and with more goodness, oh yeah and did i mention a literal goddess voices the only Main Character?

ART:
The art is, as expected, a 10/10, it's unique and shit, if you see a screenshot of this anime somewhere in the interwebs you will recognize it immediately. Also the artstyle is fluffy, smooth, lightweight and not-retarded, its Great.

SOUND:
2 MINUTES OF A LITERAL GODDESS SPEAKING (technically its more like 1 minute, since it's not like she's speaking for the whole episode ) OF COURSE ITS A 10/10.

CHARACTER(S?):
there's only 1 character, and she is THE best character of this motherfucking year, why? because shes voiced by a literal goddess. Also the character design is really noice, she looks like an actual adult, but of course in chibi-like-someshit form.

ENJOYMENT:
2 minutes of bliss.
2 minutes of a literal goddess.
2 minutes of nice-looking artstyle.
2 minutes of dank memes by morisubs

OVERALL:
Story: 10/10
Art: 10/10
Sound: 380/10
Character: 10/10
Enjoyment: 10/10

so the total is 420/10 BLAZE IT FAGGOT



nagato yuki-chan something]

If you're wondering why people are rating this anime so low its because they have shit taste and are retarded.

STORY:
kyon-kun and the gang are doing slice of life shit in a club that wouldn't exist in real life, who reads books these days?, the club is about books by the way. More than half the episodes they are doing random generic shit, like doing going to spooky forests and eating TAAKI (turkey), and then for a few episodes its dramashit, slightly better than other dramashit, like shitgatsu and oreigaru, but dramashit is dramashit.

ART:
its fluffy,smooth,lightweight and retarded. So basicly the art sucks, specially the character design, whoever did the character design should commit seppuku.

SOUND:
I like the OP but it's shit, the ED song is shittier, the soundtrack is alright, sometimes the the music going on in the background is noticeable (unlike most anime) so thats a plus.

CHARACTER:
Kyon-kun would be a masterpiece but he looks retarded.
Haruhee sucks just like always, shes sexy though.
The Yuki in this anime is garbage but in a certain few episodes shes nice.
Asakura is a literal goddess and best grill, if you do not believe she is best grill then you can go fuck yourself.

ENJOYMENT:
It's enjoyable considering its a slice of life with fluffy,smooth,lightweight and retarded art and anime with fluffy,smooth,lightweight and retarded art is usually enjoyable.

OVERALL:
Story: 3/10
Art: 2/10
Sound: 3/10
Character: 4/10
Enjoyment: 5/10

so the total is 17/10

Posted by teamdeathmatch | May 12, 2016 11:13 PM | 1 comments
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