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October 4th, 2016
A-Mei-Zing Puns (Uber Elitist Edition)
Anime Relations: Ice
Reialgo - Today at 2:39 PM
guys
the fucking brawl
is so dumb
dietmango - Today at 3:47 PM
What is it
Reialgo - Today at 3:48 PM
characters get double health, reduced CDs and faster ult charge
300 health tracer with 1 second cooldown on blinks and 3 second cooldown on recall
and mei is pretty much unkillable
dietmango - Today at 3:48 PM
Lol
So it's pretty much
...Mei-hem.
Reialgo - Today at 3:49 PM
GET
OUT
dietmango - Today at 3:49 PM
... I'm gonna leave.
Later
Reialgo - Today at 3:49 PM
YOU SHOULD
BYE
dietmango - Today at 3:49 PM
See ya
valk - Today at 3:49 PM
god mango
that killed us
Reialgo - Today at 3:49 PM
we are now dead on the inside
like mei
valk - Today at 3:50 PM
a mei zing pun
Reialgo - Today at 3:50 PM
pfft
step up your game valk
dietmango - Today at 3:51 PM
That pun made our hearts
...ice cold
Reialgo - Today at 3:51 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaAAAAAAAAA
dietmango - Today at 3:51 PM
Uhh
:D
Korean Dave - Today at 3:51 PM
Unkillable?
Reialgo - Today at 3:51 PM
500 health
Korean Dave - Today at 3:51 PM
It'd take a mei-racle to take her down, huh?
Reialgo - Today at 3:51 PM
her self healing ic-
I'M DONE
I'M FUCKING DONE
GET
dietmango - Today at 3:52 PM
:D
Reialgo - Today at 3:52 PM
NO
FUCK
JESUS
valk - Today at 3:52 PM
lol
surely it wouldn't be a mei nor problem
dietmango - Today at 3:53 PM
Nah, it's nothing Mei-jor at all.
Korean Dave - Today at 3:53 PM
I saw clips of the Brawl though
Reinhardt would charge every couple of seconds
It was insanity
Reialgo - Today at 3:53 PM
yerp
valk - Today at 3:53 PM
mei, zarya and ana are op
sleep every 3 seconds
Reialgo - Today at 3:53 PM
zarya's barriers have 2 second cd
DUDE
SOMEONE DID THAT TOO ME
dietmango - Today at 3:54 PM
And Mei would just chill, yeah?
Reialgo - Today at 3:54 PM
I HAD TO CALL MY FRIEND WHO WAS ANA TO SLEEP HER FOR ME
SO I COULD GET UP
valk - Today at 3:54 PM
lmao
Korean Dave - Today at 3:54 PM
Valk, there is a video I saw where they do 6 Anas and pick a pocket enemy member to sleep
Since the cool down is shorter than the sleep
Reialgo - Today at 3:54 PM
yerp
valk - Today at 3:55 PM
so dumb
dietmango - Today at 3:55 PM
I don't even think a Mei-lee attack would take them down, amirite?
Reialgo - Today at 3:55 PM
"Great"
Korean Dave - Today at 3:55 PM
And since the hp is boosted, they don't die easily from sleep darts
valk - Today at 3:55 PM
mango is on fire
please stop
Korean Dave - Today at 3:55 PM
Haha Mango
Reialgo - Today at 3:55 PM
a-mei-rite
dietmango - Today at 3:55 PM
:D
Korean Dave - Today at 3:55 PM
Mei-be we've gone too far
lordzeru - Today at 3:55 PM
About to ban you all
dietmango - Today at 3:55 PM
Haha
Korean Dave - Today at 3:55 PM
Lol
valk - Today at 3:55 PM
this place needs some mein tenance
Reialgo - Today at 3:56 PM
STAHP
valk - Today at 3:56 PM
you can do so many puns
Korean Dave - Today at 3:56 PM
She is the pun queen
dietmango - Today at 3:57 PM
We just need to Mei-ntain order in this chat and we should be good
I'm gonna save this as a blog
Reialgo - Today at 3:59 PM
"Last will and testament of dietmango"
valk - Today at 4:00 PM
don't say that
who knows what mei lie in the future
Reialgo - Today at 4:00 PM
NOPE
dietmango - Today at 4:00 PM
Haha
Reialgo - Today at 4:00 PM
NOPENOPE
dietmango - Today at 4:28 PM
Looks like the pun train stopped cold
Posted by dietmango | Oct 4, 2016 10:18 PM | 0 comments
July 25th, 2016
Linly's Hydra Penis
Anime Relations: Choujin Locke
[10:54:20 PM] Linly Gaunt: i have this mental picture
[10:54:24 PM] Linly Gaunt: of you like
[10:54:32 PM] Linly Gaunt: just leaning back at a desk job
[10:54:48 PM] Linly Gaunt: gargling marbles like you would mouthwash
[10:55:10 PM] Linly Gaunt: and people walking past you casually wiping drool off your cheek
[10:55:15 PM] Linly Gaunt: throwing in more marbles
[10:55:16 PM] Linly Gaunt: trading them
[10:55:25 PM] Linly Gaunt: like a mango marble gargle fountain
[10:56:37 PM] Queen Mango: You have such great ideas
[10:56:41 PM] Queen Mango: You should put them on the wiki
[10:57:54 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I'd play marbles with Mangos gargle marble mouth desk drool arena
[10:58:06 PM] Frogone Cipher III: What has this chat even become?
[10:58:13 PM] Queen Mango: Better.
[10:58:28 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Thank you bae~
[10:58:32 PM] Queen Mango: :D
[10:58:37 PM] Queen Mango: Adding that quote too, btw
[10:58:52 PM] Linly Gaunt: I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WANTED MANGO BACK!
[10:58:58 PM] Queen Mango: I'm adding just a little bit on that quote as well
[10:59:07 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I was never exactly subtle about it
[10:59:38 PM] Linly Gaunt: YOU CANT LEAVE ME FOR A MARBLE GARGLE DESK FOUNTAIN ARENA WHO ASLO HAPPENS TO BE SUPERMAN
[10:59:39 PM] Linly Gaunt: LIKE
[10:59:46 PM] Queen Mango: http://the-anime-uber-elitists.wikia.com/wiki/ForgoneReality#Quotes
[10:59:55 PM] Linly Gaunt: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE WORE A KRYPTONITE CONDOM?!
[11:00:01 PM] Queen Mango: That sounds kinky
[11:00:09 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Legit though. Those glow in the dark condoms
[11:00:10 PM] Linly Gaunt: THERES NOT ENOUGH VIAGRA IN THE WORLD TO KEEP HIM UP AFTER THAT
[11:00:16 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I wanna use one and make light saber noises
[11:00:47 PM] Queen Mango: aaaand another Linly quote
[11:01:03 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Dude, this quote of mine?
[11:01:04 PM] Frogone Cipher III: "Unless I see full scrotum, it's not gonna do anything for me."
[11:01:09 PM] Frogone Cipher III: What was the context?
[11:01:10 PM] Frogone Cipher III: ???
[11:01:14 PM] Queen Mango: Lol I have no idea.
[11:01:23 PM] Queen Mango: I just know you said it at one point
[11:01:33 PM] Linly Gaunt: my hydra penis isn't enough then. i need a scrotum too
[11:01:39 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Well if it's on the quotes it's a sure thing
[11:01:46 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I hate your hydra penis
[11:01:48 PM] Queen Mango: http://the-anime-uber-elitists.wikia.com/wiki/Linly
[11:01:49 PM] Frogone Cipher III: By the way
[11:02:45 PM] Linly Gaunt: ?
[11:03:07 PM] Frogone Cipher III: "By the way I hate your hydra penis"
[11:03:12 PM] Frogone Cipher III: All together
[11:03:28 PM] Linly Gaunt: you're to one that keeps trying to cut it off
[11:03:35 PM] Linly Gaunt: not my fault i have twelve heads now
[11:03:39 PM] Frogone Cipher III: You're so weird
[11:03:42 PM] Frogone Cipher III: what even
[11:03:43 PM] Linly Gaunt: i told you what would happen
[11:03:48 PM] Linly Gaunt: you just kept at it
[11:03:49 PM] Queen Mango: Dude
[11:03:54 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Lies
[11:03:56 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I don't
[11:03:57 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Like
[11:03:58 PM] Frogone Cipher III: What
[11:03:59 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Why
[11:04:11 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Don't listen to her mango
[11:04:12 PM] Queen Mango: Dude you'd need 12 dudes blowing you at the same time
[11:04:16 PM] Frogone Cipher III: The cold is infecting her brain
[11:04:29 PM] Linly Gaunt: i know!
[11:04:30 PM] Linly Gaunt: how could he do this to me!
[11:04:49 PM] Linly Gaunt: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A BLOWJOB WITH TWELVE DICKS
[11:04:54 PM] Linly Gaunt: ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT
[11:04:59 PM] Linly Gaunt: THE CUM GETS EVERYWHERE
[11:05:07 PM] Frogone Cipher III: ..... I'd rather you not get blowjobs at all
[11:05:15 PM] Frogone Cipher III: can that happen?
[11:05:20 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Can that be an outcome?
[11:05:26 PM] Frogone Cipher III: No blowjobs for Linly?
[11:05:34 PM] Linly Gaunt: no fair
[11:05:42 PM] Linly Gaunt: i earned my hydra penis
[11:05:52 PM] Frogone Cipher III: This isn't the penis olympics
[11:06:04 PM] Linly Gaunt: is that in rio too?
[11:06:14 PM] Linly Gaunt: can i be picked for the US team?
[11:06:19 PM] Linly Gaunt: who do i even contact for this?
[11:07:02 PM] Frogone Cipher III: This has gotten too weird for me to make a response within the weird hydra-penis world we've created.
[11:07:22 PM] Linly Gaunt: mango help who do i contact?
[11:07:27 PM] Queen Mango: Uh
[11:07:31 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Don't turn to him
[11:07:38 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Why would he want to be a part of this?
[11:07:39 PM] Queen Mango: I'm busy
[11:07:50 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Why is this happening in chat?
[11:07:52 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I come back
[11:07:55 PM] Frogone Cipher III: For like one day
[11:07:58 PM] Frogone Cipher III: And this
[11:08:01 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Hydra penis
[11:08:04 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I don't
[11:08:07 PM] Frogone Cipher III: ugh
[11:08:13 PM] Queen Mango: :D
[11:08:16 PM] Queen Mango: Saving this in a blog
[11:08:17 PM] Linly Gaunt: you put a ring on it
[11:08:19 PM] Queen Mango: Been a while
[11:08:21 PM] Linly Gaunt: you're stuck with me
[11:08:30 PM] Linly Gaunt: they can log off
[11:08:45 PM] Linly Gaunt: but you get to keep me and my twelve dicks FOREVER
[11:08:51 PM] Queen Mango: Haha
[11:08:51 PM] Frogone Cipher III: I just need to escape to an online MMO and get trapped in the game
[11:08:56 PM] Queen Mango: Linly
[11:09:04 PM] Queen Mango: I have a request
[11:09:07 PM] Linly Gaunt: ?
[11:09:10 PM] Frogone Cipher III: be merciful
[11:09:14 PM] Linly Gaunt: bring it
[11:09:50 PM] Queen Mango: Actually uh
[11:10:00 PM] Queen Mango: Later.
[11:10:04 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Don't feed it
[11:10:07 PM] Frogone Cipher III: it only grows
[11:10:11 PM] Frogone Cipher III: the insanity grows man
[11:10:19 PM] Linly Gaunt: do it
[11:10:28 PM] Linly Gaunt: fuel the fire
[11:11:54 PM] Queen Mango: I'll uh
[11:11:57 PM] Queen Mango: Take a pass this time
[11:12:46 PM] Frogone Cipher III: Good man
Posted by dietmango | Jul 25, 2016 11:16 PM | 0 comments
Private Entry
April 18th, 2016
Nutella!
Anime Relations: Amazing Nuts!
[1:49:15 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: Guys, trick question for you
[1:49:19 AM] *** Princess Mango has changed the conversation topic to "Moin Haak Souls 3 CYKA BLYAT KURWA https://jii.moe/EyXsjwu0x.webm" ***
[1:49:21 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: What's the article of Nutella? :D
[1:49:26 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): :D
[1:49:27 AM] Brokayla: we don't say la stylo, we say its a pen
[1:49:30 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: ...nuts?
[1:49:33 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: :D
[1:49:35 AM] Princess Mango: :D
[1:49:57 AM] Brokayla: On 4/18/16, at 4:49 AM, Rarity wrote:
> ...nuts?
hazelnut?
[1:50:07 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: while we're on the topic, i dont get why americans pronounce nutella nootella as if it were made of fkn hazelnoots.
[1:50:16 AM] Brokayla: what do you mean
[1:50:20 AM] Brokayla: how do you pronounce it
[1:50:25 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: U is u
[1:50:25 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: nut-ella
[1:50:31 AM] Brokayla: what no
[1:50:36 AM] Brokayla: "nuutella"
[1:50:50 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): ^
[1:50:52 AM] Brokayla: like its one word, why break it up
[1:50:53 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: yeah... nobody does that here.
[1:50:55 AM | Edited 1:51:02 AM] Princess Mango: new-tell-uh
[1:51:02 AM] Brokayla: ^
[1:51:06 AM] Princess Mango: ...right?
[1:51:09 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: But to answer your question
[1:51:09 AM] Princess Mango: I don't fucking know
[1:51:10 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: literally the entire country calls it nutella. LIKE ITS SPELT.
[1:51:18 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: if you refer to Nutella as a spread for your bread
[1:51:19 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: it's male
[1:51:25 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: if you refer to it as creme
[1:51:26 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: it's female
[1:51:28 AM] Brokayla: but you don't go nut and tella
[1:51:39 AM] Brokayla: you go nutella (nuutella)
[1:51:47 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: but you can also use the neutral article depending on the sentence structure :D
[1:51:49 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: no its one word
[1:51:57 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: its just pronounced nut like instead of noot
[1:52:06 AM] Brokayla: but it sounds like you;re breaking it up
[1:52:11 AM] Brokayla: there was a youtube video about this too
[1:52:14 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: because y'know, its made of nuts.
[1:52:19 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: But since it is a brand name
[1:52:25 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: you can use it without article as well
[1:52:26 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: :D
[1:52:28 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): It's an Italian brand name
[1:52:32 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Michaela is right
[1:52:46 AM] Brokayla: YAY
[1:52:51 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: i dont understand what you mean by breaking the word up
[1:53:04 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: i'm talking about how the 'nut' in 'nutella' is pronounced
[1:53:06 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: the syllables, Rarity
[1:53:17 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): It's a long u, pronounced like the oo in food
[1:53:20 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: ^
[1:53:24 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: yeah but thats stupid.
[1:53:27 AM] Brokayla: to me it by saying nut-tella, its like you're making two words out of one word
[1:53:28 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): No
[1:53:28 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: It's not
[1:53:31 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): It's Italian
[1:53:33 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: and nobody in australia pronounces it like that :D
[1:53:41 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: Then you are objectively wrong :D
[1:53:42 AM] Princess Mango: So, not exactly "new", but more "noo"
[1:53:48 AM] Brokayla: nuuu
[1:53:54 AM] Princess Mango: Nuuu
[1:53:57 AM] Princess Mango: You're saying noo?
[1:53:59 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): The name doesn't have anything to do with the word nut
[1:54:00 AM] Princess Mango: What?
[1:54:05 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): You're just wrong here :D
[1:54:06 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: [1:52 AM] Brokayla:
<<< to me it by saying nut-tella, its like you're making two words out of one wordas opposed to ... what? noo-tella is still two syllables
[1:54:09 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: well, three actually.
[1:54:16 AM] Brokayla: no i'm not saying no, i'm saying nUUUUU like how you pronounce nutella :P
[1:54:24 AM] Princess Mango: Oh okay, got it :D
[1:54:35 AM] Princess Mango: So I was saying it correctly?
[1:55:02 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Yeah, the only one wrong here is Rarity and all of her Australian compatriots :D
[1:55:05 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: i will never, ever, ever, ever, ever pronounce it as nootella :D
[1:55:55 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Just live on in ignorance then :D
[1:55:57 AM] Brokayla: Its not a long nuuu
[1:56:23 AM] Brokayla: Skype froze on my laptop so i resorted to my phone lol
[1:56:37 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: add me so I can add you to the conversation :D
[1:56:41 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: this is very important :D
[1:56:53 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: lol these pronounciation debates
[1:57:02 AM] Witch Hunter Rarity: the other day rey called me to show me the correct pronounciation of 'chipotle'
Posted by dietmango | Apr 18, 2016 2:02 AM | 0 comments
February 20th, 2016
#Mango2016
Anime Relations: Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku: The Legend of Koizumi
[10:06:59 AM] Popka Oniisama: Why not just lock the Randians and these people away together
[10:07:44 AM] Popka Oniisama: Ayn Rand people don't believe in privilege at all, which is one of their major failings.
[10:07:58 AM] Popka Oniisama: Put them in a room with people who have a disgustingly warped idea of what privilege is.
[10:08:11 AM] Popka Oniisama: Maybe they'll eat each other.
[10:08:22 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I'd watch that show
[10:09:00 AM] Fate/Sushi: That may be the harshest thing Popka has said which isn't directly related to Mahouka :D
[10:09:26 AM] Popka Oniisama: I once said I thought Newt Gingrich should kill himself.
[10:12:17 AM] Popka Oniisama: I actually felt kind of bad about saying that.
[10:12:43 AM] Popka Oniisama: But I said it because Gingrich said that the Paris attacks wouldn't have happened if the French citizens carried guns.
[10:12:51 AM] Popka Oniisama: He said that WHILE the attacks were happening.
[10:16:27 AM] Fate/Sushi: I wouldn't feel bad about thinking that
[10:16:46 AM] Fate/Sushi: Some people are beyond redemption, it's just kinda how the world is
[12:07:09 PM] Josh: I don't think he should kill himself, I just think he needs a good dick up his ass, like all the other crusty old republicunts
[12:08:43 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): He'll die in a few years
[12:08:49 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): We can just sit him out
[12:13:51 PM] Josh: they'll all be dead in another decade
[12:14:19 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Only problem is that the next generation are guys like Ted Cruz
[12:14:25 PM] Josh: damn
[12:14:26 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): So have fun with them :D
[12:14:30 PM] Josh: no :(
[12:16:08 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Let's overthrow the government and make Mango president for life
[12:16:48 PM] Josh: [12:15 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris):
<<< Let's overthrow the government and make Mango president for life
[12:16:52 PM] Josh: Sounds like a plan
[12:17:08 PM | Edited 12:17:26 PM] Josh: A world leader who I can casually tell "eat my ass, bitch"
[12:17:32 PM] Brokayla: On 2/20/16, at 2:15 PM, Alexander Jerzembeck wrote:
> Let's overthrow the government and make Mango president for life
world peace would finally come
[12:17:51 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): The police would be replaced with ninjas
[12:18:44 PM] Brokayla: change will be made to better america
[12:18:48 PM] *** Fate/Sushi has changed the conversation topic to "#Mango2016 Support: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1478379" ***
[12:19:41 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Kayla can be foreign minister
[12:19:53 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Then she can fly around and visit them castles
[12:20:13 PM] Josh: What about me?
[12:20:13 PM] Brokayla: ^dreams do come true
[12:20:29 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): You'll be the janitor in the White House
[12:20:33 PM] Josh: oh
[12:20:40 PM] Brokayla: that's no fun
[12:20:46 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Clean the presidential toilet every day
[12:20:57 PM] Brokayla: or he can be mango's official presidential photographer
[12:21:05 PM] Brokayla: follow mango around 24/7 taking snazzy pics
[12:21:12 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): He can be his intern
[12:21:19 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): And perform intern services
[12:21:22 PM] Josh: I'll be his advisor
[12:21:32 PM] Brokayla: On 2/20/16, at 2:21 PM, Alexander Jerzembeck wrote:
> And perform intern services
what do interns even do
[12:21:39 PM] Josh: get people coffee
[12:21:44 PM] Josh: and get their asses chewed out
[12:22:06 PM] Brokayla: sounds like an adventure
[12:22:23 PM] Gangbang "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: So josh will chew people's asses for mango
[12:22:27 PM] Gangbang "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: got it
[12:22:55 PM] Fate/Sushi: I want to ask what I'd do, but I'm too scared
[12:24:09 PM] Brokayla: hmmm
[12:25:20 PM] Brokayla: you could be mango's chef, but that's not very exciting
[12:25:37 PM] Brokayla: but its better than cleaning toliets
[12:25:48 PM] Fate/Sushi: I'll bite
[12:25:55 PM] Fate/Sushi: (no pun intended)
[12:26:12 PM] Josh: that's my job, sushi
[12:26:15 PM] Josh: to chew dat ass
[12:27:19 PM] Brokayla: haha
Posted by dietmango | Feb 20, 2016 9:04 PM | 0 comments
January 16th, 2016
You Make Me Proud, Kayla.
Anime Relations: NHK ni Youkoso!
[9:30:06 PM] Revolutionary OTP Master: The best part is if they had ACTUALLY LOOKED AT MY BLOG they would see I made posts WITH MEL'S MESSAGE TO ME saying she would claim all my art was hers and make everyone believe her
[9:30:14 PM] Revolutionary OTP Master: But people just want to attack someome
[9:31:02 PM] Brokayla: its sad that a clarification post had to be made
[9:31:27 PM] Revolutionary OTP Master: I know, I said that too in my response and pretty much said they were all whiney pissbabies that needed to go outside more and get a life
[9:31:36 PM] Revolutionary OTP Master: In a much nicer way though
[9:31:58 PM] Brokayla: On 1/16/16, at 11:31 PM, Amber wrote:
> whiney pissbabies that needed to go outside more and get a life
someone has to say it
[9:32:26 PM] Brokayla: i've been off of tumblr for almost a week now, and just this week i feel 10x better about myself
[9:32:32 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Maybe they are angry because it was a joke, and they really just wanted to attack someone
[9:32:46 PM] Brokayla: its a nice relief, and i get so much more done
[9:32:52 PM] Princess Mango: i've been off of tumblr for almost a week now, and just this week i feel 10x better about myselfYou should get off Tumblr forever
[9:33:30 PM] Brokayla: LOL who knows, i blocked the website, and accidentally set the blocker thing that I can only go on it for saturdays
[9:33:50 PM] Brokayla: and its really hard to change the settings, cause i made it hard so i wouldn't give in and procrastinate on studying
[9:34:12 PM] Brokayla: so i may just never go on any more :P
[9:34:17 PM] Princess Mango: Good.
[9:34:28 PM] Princess Mango: You're making one of the smartest decisions in your life.
[9:34:34 PM] Princess Mango: Proud of ya.
[9:34:42 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): ^
[9:34:45 PM] Brokayla: that's what Rey said when i told him what i was doing
[9:34:52 PM] Brokayla: i needed re-assurance that i was doing a good thing
[9:35:00 PM] Princess Mango: ;)
[9:35:13 PM] Princess Mango: We Alpha Males got your back :D
[9:35:15 PM] Brokayla: cause like, idk i felt like i was putting my baby in a river
[9:35:34 PM | Edited 9:35:41 PM] Brokayla: but i clicked the block button and felt a weight lifted off of my shoulders
[9:35:35 PM | Removed 9:35:46 PM] Brokayla: This message has been removed.
[9:35:54 PM] Brokayla: On 1/16/16, at 11:34 PM, Princess Mango wrote:
> We Alpha Males got your back :D
i thank you for that :D
[9:36:31 PM] Revolutionary OTP Master: AHhaha
[9:37:50 PM] Princess Mango: I will archive this for posterity
[9:37:53 PM] Princess Mango: So I will look back
[9:38:03 PM] Princess Mango: and reflect on the things I'm proud of
Posted by dietmango | Jan 16, 2016 9:08 PM | 0 comments
January 11th, 2016
USE THE DAMN YOGURT
Anime Relations: Bakemonogatari
[9:53:53 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: augh i got sunburnt earlier and now everything hurts ;___;
[9:54:04 PM] Brokayla: haha yeah, when i think of the city i think of NYC because i live outside of it, and the driving is p crazy there too :P
[9:54:22 PM] Brokayla: On 1/11/16, at 11:53 PM, Rarity wrote:
> augh i got sunburnt earlier and now everything hurts ;___;
put yogurt on it.
[9:54:31 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: what
[9:54:31 PM] Brokayla: i shit you not, yogurt is a legit method and it works
[9:54:44 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: uhhh
[9:54:46 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: okay
[9:54:55 PM] Brokayla: like not with clothes on tho
[9:55:06 PM] Brokayla: cool the yogurt in the fridge
[9:55:21 PM] Brokayla: and then when you go into the shower you smooth the yogurt on the burn
[9:55:32 PM] Brokayla: and let me tell you, you will never be happier to put yogurt on yourself
[9:55:57 PM] Brokayla: i have tried it and it actually makes the healing process a lot quicker
[9:56:24 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: idk sounds pretty damn weird. you sure aloe gel wont work just as well?
[9:56:44 PM] Brokayla: its really weird, but if feels a lot better
[9:56:52 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: also, i put suncream on and all and still got burnt ;___;
[9:57:09 PM] Brokayla: cause ya know how when you put aloe gel on it hurts at first but then once you rub it in it feels cool
[9:57:16 PM] Brokayla: and then you feel sticky because you have gel on you
[9:57:37 PM] Brokayla: the yogurt feels as almost a moisturizer that doesn't hurt the burn
[9:57:44 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: interesting.
[9:57:54 PM] Brokayla: On 1/11/16, at 11:56 PM, Rarity wrote:
> also, i put suncream on and all and still got burnt ;___;
girl, i feel you. I could put 100 spf and still get burned LOL
[9:58:21 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: oh yeah, you have redhead skin dont you :)
[9:58:38 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: im pretty pale too, and y'know, australian summer...
[9:58:50 PM] Brokayla: ahaha yup! In the summer i get burned a lot, and get many new freckles :P
[9:58:59 PM] Brokayla: On 1/11/16, at 11:58 PM, Rarity wrote:
> im pretty pale too, and y'know, australian summer...
how do you survive
[9:59:24 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: well, usually with suncream. but apparently i missed some spots
[9:59:29 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: its mostly on the backs of my arms
[9:59:46 PM] Brokayla: use the yogurt!
[10:00:11 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: i dont even think i have any yogurt!
[10:00:32 PM] Brokayla: I thought it was pretty fucking weird too, but when you get burned all over your butt and back you get desperate and it workks
[10:00:38 PM] Brokayla: then buy some yorgut!!
[10:00:52 PM] Witch Hunter Rarity: OKAY JEEZ
[10:00:56 PM] Brokayla: LOL
Posted by dietmango | Jan 11, 2016 9:04 PM | 0 comments
Private Entry
December 2nd, 2015
Ventris x Hias, Prologue
Anime Relations: Junjou Romantica
[7:33:48 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Time to see what MAL has to say on this topic
[7:33:55 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1457554 :D
[7:46:54 PM] Josh: Probably nothing of value
[7:47:17 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): They never do
[7:50:05 PM] Josh: How do you feel about that, Ventris?
[7:50:47 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): My feelings for MAL are very similar to my feelings for you.
[7:51:42 PM] Josh: A deep, profound love?
[7:51:56 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): No
[7:52:27 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): An especially unsavoury creature I have to tolerate on a daily basis.
[7:52:42 PM] Josh: I'm like a bad anime that you must watch constantly rewatch
[7:52:44 PM] Josh: :D
[7:52:58 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I'm glad you understand :D
[7:53:15 PM] Josh: :D
[7:33:55 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1457554 :D
[7:46:54 PM] Josh: Probably nothing of value
[7:47:17 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): They never do
[7:50:05 PM] Josh: How do you feel about that, Ventris?
[7:50:47 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): My feelings for MAL are very similar to my feelings for you.
[7:51:42 PM] Josh: A deep, profound love?
[7:51:56 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): No
[7:52:27 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): An especially unsavoury creature I have to tolerate on a daily basis.
[7:52:42 PM] Josh: I'm like a bad anime that you must watch constantly rewatch
[7:52:44 PM] Josh: :D
[7:52:58 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I'm glad you understand :D
[7:53:15 PM] Josh: :D
Posted by dietmango | Dec 2, 2015 6:58 PM | 0 comments