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October 20th, 2015
Driving a Tank
Anime Relations: Girls & Panzer
[11:04:23 AM | Edited 11:04:29 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I made mine, but in hindsight I really don't need it
[11:04:38 AM] Princess Mango: At least you have it, just in case
[11:04:56 AM] Brokayla: yee it's a good thing to have
[11:05:03 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Maybe
[11:05:17 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): All I ever do is drive shit for my girlfriend
[11:05:29 AM] Princess Mango: But eventually Ventris
[11:05:33 AM] Princess Mango: You'll be driving shit for me :D
[11:05:52 AM] Princess Mango: Whenever I get a chance to go there
[11:06:38 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I really don't see why I have to drive for her all the time
[11:06:46 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): She has licenses for everything except tanks
[11:07:13 AM] Brokayla: maybe she just likes it when u drive her
[11:08:11 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Well, I have to say, there are more fulfilling things in my life
[11:08:26 AM] Brokayla: lol
[11:08:42 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): She tried to get the tank license, btw
[11:08:46 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I asked her the other day
[11:09:03 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): But apparently, you can't get it in France as a private person
[11:09:40 AM] Brokayla: ooo
[11:10:00 AM] Brokayla: what do ya mean "private " person
[11:10:10 AM] Princess Mango: What it means Kayla
[11:10:14 AM] Popka Oniisama: I mean, it's not like she's getting a tank.
[11:10:20 AM] Popka Oniisama: Just a license.
[11:10:20 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): You can get it in the army
[11:10:30 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): And if you do, you are allowed to drive a tank
[11:10:37 AM] Brokayla: oo
[11:10:37 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): As a private person
[11:10:44 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Even after you left the army
[11:10:48 AM] Korean Dave: [11:07 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris):
<<< She tried to get the tank license, btwProps to your girlfriend for even trying tho. What was she gonna use it for? Hahaha. :D
[11:10:51 AM] Popka Oniisama: Clearly there is no right to bear arms in France.
[11:11:35 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): [11:10 AM] Popka Oniisama:
<<< I mean, it's not like she's getting a tank.Well, if she had the license and a lot of money
[11:11:46 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): She could buy some old disarmed tank
[11:11:48 AM] Popka Oniisama: Did she want a tank?
[11:11:57 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): And drive around with it
[11:12:11 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Maybe
[11:12:29 AM] Princess Mango: Because why not :D
[11:12:29 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Enough to inform herself about the license, lol
[11:12:42 AM] Brokayla: lol
[11:12:42 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Or maybe she just wanted to collect them all
[11:13:05 AM] Princess Mango: If I could, before I die, get to drive a tank
[11:13:09 AM] Princess Mango: I'd be happy
[11:13:47 AM] Girlfriend Zeta: Become friends with Schwarzenegger
[11:13:55 AM] Girlfriend Zeta: So you can fry some eggs and bacon on his tank
[11:14:31 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): [11:13 AM] Princess Mango:
<<< If I could, before I die, get to drive a tankI think there is a school for it in Berlin
[11:14:50 AM] Girlfriend Zeta: https://youtu.be/dg4rylxSg5c?t=40
[11:14:54 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Where you can drive former German and Russian army tanks
[11:14:56 AM] Korean Dave: Oh wow that lag was intense
[11:15:01 AM] Korean Dave: Also, hey guys
[11:15:04 AM] Brokayla: On 10/20/15, at 2:12 PM, Alexander Jerzembeck wrote:
> Or maybe she just wanted to collect them all
i mean like when you have most of them why not
[11:15:17 AM] Brokayla: sup ducat
[11:15:28 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): https://www.panzerschule.de/
[11:15:31 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): :D
[11:15:36 AM | Edited 11:15:42 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): There it is, Mango
[11:15:50 AM] Korean Dave: Hey Kayla. Sucks you didn't get your license. Keep at it tho
[11:16:01 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): You only need to be 14 years old and fork over some money
[11:16:10 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Then they let you drive a tank
[11:16:33 AM] Brokayla: On 10/20/15, at 2:15 PM, Dave (Ducat) wrote:
> Hey Kayla. Sucks you didn't get your license. Keep at it tho
yes, but i'm starting to get out of the post-failing funking :P
[11:17:01 AM] Brokayla: On 10/20/15, at 2:15 PM, Alexander Jerzembeck wrote:
> You only need to be 14 years old and fork over some money
really 14? here you gotta be at least 15 get your permit
[11:17:13 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): It's on private ground
[11:17:23 AM] Korean Dave: 14 to drive a tank? Wooooo
[11:17:37 AM] Korean Dave: Girls und Panzer was right
[11:17:50 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): You know what, Mango
[11:18:12 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): If you ever marry, I will buy you a voucher
[11:18:22 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): For 30 minutes in a T-55
[11:18:28 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-54/55
[11:18:30 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): :D
[11:21:27 AM] Princess Mango: :D
[11:21:47 AM] Princess Mango: You're really giving me more good reasons to move to Germany :D
[11:21:58 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I'm trying :D
[11:24:35 AM] Brokayla: let's just all party at ventris' place
[11:24:57 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Yes, let's do that
[11:25:02 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I'll even buy the booze
[11:25:42 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Ducat isn't invited, though
[11:25:47 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): No Koreans allowed
[11:25:51 AM] Korean Dave: ;_;
[11:26:01 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): :D
Posted by dietmango | Oct 20, 2015 11:27 AM | 0 comments
September 23rd, 2015
Uber Elitists Waifu Talk
Anime Relations: Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou
[11:45:45 AM] Gangbang "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: OVA when? :D
[11:46:18 AM] Korean Dave: Won't stream it
[11:46:23 AM | Edited 11:46:33 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: OVA will be streamed
[11:46:25 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: I know it
[11:46:28 AM] Korean Dave: Nah
[11:46:32 AM] Lord BluRey: Nah
[11:46:36 AM] Korean Dave: Unless you can get Jack to do it
[11:46:38 AM] Korean Dave: Good luck
[11:46:57 AM] Lord BluRey: Wouldn't be an official uber stream
[11:47:03 AM] Lord BluRey: Waifus will stay the same
[11:47:05 AM] Gangbang "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: Nid on his knees to jakku
[11:47:16 AM] Lord BluRey: But really we would stream an OVA :D
[11:47:25 AM] Lord BluRey: I'll just be sure to remind popka daily to join
[11:47:31 AM] Korean Dave: :D
[11:48:08 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: Popka at least needs to finish S1 of MonMusu
[11:48:14 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: to get the full experience
[11:48:26 AM] Lord BluRey: nah, I think it's better he has slime and doesn't like her
[11:48:37 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: he likes NO WAIFU
[11:48:45 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: he even thinks horse is the most tolerable
[11:48:50 AM] Valk Pacino: wow
[11:48:51 AM] Lord BluRey: Unlike passing harpy from matt to valk where you know the waifu will be cared for
[11:49:03 AM] Fate/Sushi: [11:48 AM] Almighty Nidhugger:
<<< horse is the most tolerableBlasphemy
[11:49:04 AM] Lord BluRey: It's better that Nid live with the guilt of knowing his waifu will be neglected and disliked
[11:49:04 AM] Valk Pacino: such a person should not be able to experience the greatness of Suu
[11:49:11 AM] Fate/Sushi: Horse worst girl
[11:49:12 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: ;_;
[11:49:25 AM] Valk Pacino: I really should have come to the stream
[11:49:30 AM] Korean Dave: [11:48 AM] Lord BluRey:
<<< It's better that Nid live with the guilt of knowing his waifu will be neglected and dislikedThis is why Horse was best pick. If I lost her, it was no big deal
[11:49:41 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: Ducat mistreats his women anyway
[11:49:42 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: :D
[11:49:48 AM] Lord BluRey: I don't know
[11:49:57 AM] Lord BluRey: It takes a pretty dedicated damn husbando to tolerate that bullshit
[11:50:04 AM] Lord BluRey: and still fight for her (lack of) honor
[11:50:12 AM] Korean Dave: [11:49 AM] Almighty Nidhugger:
<<< Ducat mistreats his women anywayI looked pretty damn loving in the latest pic Rey posted
[11:50:20 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: Maybe it's sheer desperation, Rey
[11:50:22 AM] Valk Pacino: ducat only cares about her butt
[11:50:27 AM] Korean Dave: ^
[11:50:31 AM] Princess Mango: Ducat mistreats his women anywayKinda like how you gave up your waifu huh
[11:50:36 AM] Valk Pacino: it's enough for him to survive horse waifu
[11:50:37 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: ;_;
[11:50:38 AM] Korean Dave: LOL
[11:50:48 AM] Korean Dave: Mango dropping by to make Nid feel like shit
[11:50:53 AM] Princess Mango: ;)
[11:50:54 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: MonMusu quality banter will be missed in the next simulwatch
[11:51:00 AM] Korean Dave: (y) Mango
[11:51:04 AM | Edited 11:51:08 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: it cant possibly live up
Posted by dietmango | Sep 23, 2015 11:52 AM | 0 comments
Private Entry
August 27th, 2015
Lordzeru, Go Get CSGO
Anime Relations: Zankyou no Terror
[2:50:26 PM] Princess Mango: 5 more, Nid
[2:51:15 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: (y)
[2:51:39 PM] Princess Mango: Going to attempt to win another one today for cooldown
[2:51:46 PM] Princess Mango: But so far lately, not doing half bad
[2:51:57 PM] Princess Mango: Other matches beforehand, we never lost badly
[2:52:01 PM] Princess Mango: Couple times we tied
[2:52:09 PM | Edited 2:52:17 PM] Princess Mango: and 90% teammates were surprisingly not toxic
[2:52:22 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: because you lack Russians
[2:52:29 PM] Princess Mango: Haha ironically
[2:52:37 PM] Princess Mango: the toxic players I've run into are Murricans
[2:52:43 PM] Princess Mango: One apparently from Argentina
[2:52:44 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: in one of our recent games we were 3 premades and 2 russians
[2:52:54 PM] Princess Mango: CYKA CYKA CYKA
[2:52:56 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: and these russians talked 101% of all the time
[2:53:35 PM] Princess Mango: lol
[2:53:54 PM] Lord BluRey: Hmm to buy csgo or not
[2:54:18 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: it was not possible to hear footsteps or even gunsounds
[2:54:25 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: because they always talked
[2:54:27 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: :D
[2:54:33 PM] Princess Mango: Yeah that's always annoying
[2:54:46 PM] Princess Mango: @Rey For $14.99, no
[2:54:54 PM] Lord BluRey: No it is then
[2:55:07 PM] Lord BluRey: The only reason I haven't bought CSGO is because Mango has never asked me to play with him :D
[2:55:09 PM] Princess Mango: Personally I've just always had a soft spot for Counter Strike so
[2:55:15 PM] Princess Mango: Haha
[2:55:24 PM] Princess Mango: How about this then
[2:55:27 PM] Princess Mango: I get Madden 16
[2:55:31 PM] Princess Mango: You get CSGO :D
[2:55:35 PM] Lord BluRey: Haha ok :D
[2:55:46 PM] Lord BluRey: That still leaves me with buying two games ;__; but alright
[2:55:55 PM] Princess Mango: There you go
[2:55:58 PM] Princess Mango: Nid is happy :D
[2:56:02 PM] Almighty Nidhugger: :D
[2:56:05 PM] Lord BluRey: I hope the new Nobunaga's ambition game isn't too expensive
[2:56:12 PM] Lord BluRey: I feel like it'll be a full 60$ though
[2:56:20 PM] Princess Mango: I'd guess $40-$50
[2:56:28 PM] Lord BluRey: Let me check the console version
[2:56:41 PM] Princess Mango: Oh wow, I thought it was going to be only PC
[2:56:53 PM] Lord BluRey: It's coming to PS4 iirc as well
[2:56:57 PM] Princess Mango: Ah
[2:57:09 PM] Lord BluRey: Damn
[2:57:13 PM] Lord BluRey: It's 60$ for ps4
[2:57:20 PM] Lord BluRey: Probably will be 60$ for steam too
[2:58:12 PM] Lord BluRey: The new Tales game comes out in October
[2:58:14 PM] Lord BluRey: Going to get it?
[2:58:21 PM] Princess Mango: Zesteria?
[2:58:23 PM] Princess Mango: Not sure
[2:58:25 PM] Lord BluRey: Yeah
[2:58:39 PM] Princess Mango: I'm set for XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 though
[2:59:52 PM] Princess Mango: I do get paid today, so I'll run by the store and pick up Madden
[2:59:57 PM] Princess Mango: For you man
[3:00:00 PM] Lord BluRey: Yeah I already preordered FO4
[3:00:08 PM] Lord BluRey: What wait until Saturday haha
[3:00:12 PM] Princess Mango: Haha
[3:00:12 PM] Lord BluRey: I won't be able to pick it up until then
[3:00:23 PM] Princess Mango: Lol well I'm not going to play it
[3:00:25 PM] Princess Mango: Just get it
[3:00:58 PM] Lord BluRey: Haha
[3:01:02 PM] Lord BluRey: Going to use the Cardinals? :D
[3:01:08 PM] Princess Mango: Haha idk
[3:01:20 PM] Lord BluRey: I'm scared lol
[3:01:27 PM] Princess Mango: Better question: Do I know how to play Madden 16?
[3:01:31 PM] Lord BluRey: Last year the 49ers were the 2nd highest rated team
[3:01:32 PM] Princess Mango: And the answer is no :D
[3:01:37 PM] Lord BluRey: This year they should be..
[3:01:43 PM] Lord BluRey: 22-18th
[3:02:11 PM] Lord BluRey: Playing madden is easy :D
[3:02:13 PM] Valk Pacino: should I watch the grisaia specials
[3:02:23 PM] Lord BluRey: You snap the ball with..x
[3:02:31 PM] Lord BluRey: And then you find where my players are playing zone
[3:02:34 PM] Princess Mango: Haha no I was kidding
[3:02:35 PM] Lord BluRey: Probably 3 2 drop
[3:02:37 PM] Princess Mango: I know how to play
[3:02:41 PM] Lord BluRey: And then you throw it right to one of my players
[3:02:42 PM] Princess Mango: I'm just really horrible at it
[3:03:04 PM] Princess Mango: Which game was it where you can play against celebs?
[3:03:10 PM] Princess Mango: Twas on the PS2
[3:03:16 PM] Lord BluRey: Don't remember
[3:03:25 PM] Princess Mango: That was the last football game I played
[3:03:29 PM] Princess Mango: I enjoyed it though
[3:03:56 PM] Princess Mango: Well anyway, I'll shower and be back with Madden
[3:03:57 PM] Princess Mango: Later
[3:04:29 PM] Lord BluRey: Peace man
[3:04:45 PM] Princess Mango: Go get CSGO :D
[3:04:58 PM] Lord BluRey: Haha I'll also buy that on Saturday
Posted by dietmango | Aug 27, 2015 3:09 PM | 0 comments
August 25th, 2015
Lordzeru Never Gives Up
Anime Relations: Eyeshield 21
[1:03:32 PM] Lord BluRey: Hey Mango
[1:03:39 PM] Princess Mango: Hey man
[1:03:50 PM] Lord BluRey: Madden comes out today, when you picking up your copy?
[1:03:53 PM | Edited 1:03:55 PM] Lord BluRey: I'll get our league made
[1:03:55 PM] Princess Mango: Never :D
[1:04:06 PM] Lord BluRey: Alright cool, message me on line when you get it
[1:04:10 PM] Princess Mango: Haha
[1:03:39 PM] Princess Mango: Hey man
[1:03:50 PM] Lord BluRey: Madden comes out today, when you picking up your copy?
[1:03:53 PM | Edited 1:03:55 PM] Lord BluRey: I'll get our league made
[1:03:55 PM] Princess Mango: Never :D
[1:04:06 PM] Lord BluRey: Alright cool, message me on line when you get it
[1:04:10 PM] Princess Mango: Haha
Posted by dietmango | Aug 25, 2015 1:07 PM | 0 comments
July 22nd, 2015
Baki...Baki Never Changes
Anime Relations: Soukou Kihei Votoms
[7/21/2015 3:28:28 PM] Andy: mkay
[7/21/2015 3:28:32 PM] Andy: Well Votoms got weird
[7/21/2015 3:30:44 PM] Lord BluRey: Votoms gets bad at the end lol
[7/21/2015 3:31:55 PM] Andy: And Me3 ending was supposedly something like this?
[7/21/2015 3:32:24 PM] Andy: Does Shephard get to rule the galaxy or smth or become a higher being?
[7/21/2015 3:33:23 PM] Lord BluRey: He gets the option to yeah
[7/21/2015 3:33:28 PM] Lord BluRey: Depends on how you respond lol
[7/21/2015 3:33:53 PM] Andy: lol
[7/21/2015 3:34:08 PM] Andy: Oh well I still havent even finished ME2
[7/21/2015 3:34:59 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Just watch until the final episode haha
[7/21/2015 3:35:20 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: It will make sense, but the execution was meh
[7/21/2015 3:36:09 PM] Lord BluRey: It doesn't make sense and the execution is meh
[7/21/2015 3:36:24 PM] Andy: Ill know for myself
[7/21/2015 3:37:45 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: It's just five more episodes I think
[7/21/2015 3:37:54 PM | Edited 3:38:08 PM] Andy: 2 excluding this one
[7/21/2015 3:38:25 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Oh, so you'll finish it today
[7/21/2015 3:38:38 PM] Andy: Yeah I will
[7/21/2015 3:41:03 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Have you seen 2001 space odyssey?
[7/21/2015 3:41:21 PM] Andy: no
[7/21/2015 3:42:17 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: The final scene before epilogue felt like it was shot for shot, word for word like a scene from the movie.
[7/21/2015 3:43:06 PM] Andy: Maybe Votoms was the inspiration :D
[7/21/2015 3:45:22 PM] Lord BluRey: Did you just say Votoms could be the inspiration for a film from the 60's :D
[7/21/2015 3:46:02 PM] Princess Mango: Hahaha
[7/21/2015 3:46:29 PM] Valk Pacino: as expected of anyone who would actively choose centaur grill
[7/21/2015 3:46:57 PM] Andy: He fuckin said 2001 space odyssey
[7/21/2015 3:47:06 PM] Lord BluRey: Hahahahahahhahhahh
[7/21/2015 3:47:08 PM] Princess Mango: Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
[7/21/2015 3:47:25 PM] Popka Oniisama: It takes place in the year 2001
[7/21/2015 3:47:28 PM] Andy: lol
[7/21/2015 3:47:32 PM] Popka Oniisama: In 1968 2001 was the future.
[7/21/2015 3:47:40 PM] Lord BluRey: We're on call and you're cracking us up Baki
[7/21/2015 3:47:41 PM] Lord BluRey: Thanks
[7/21/2015 3:47:44 PM] Princess Mango: :D
[7/21/2015 3:48:09 PM | Edited 3:48:11 PM] Valk Pacino: and now it's 2015 and we don't have psychedelic interstellar traveling yet :(
[7/21/2015 3:48:20 PM] Andy: And we wont have it anytime soon
[7/21/2015 3:48:23 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Why even live
[7/21/2015 3:48:27 PM] Andy: MAn people in the 60s were smoking some shit :D
[7/21/2015 3:48:41 PM] Popka Oniisama: Just saying
[7/21/2015 3:48:53 PM] Popka Oniisama: 2001: A Space Odyssey is like the most famous sci-fi movie of all time
[7/21/2015 3:48:58 PM] Popka Oniisama: Except for maybe Star Wars
[7/21/2015 3:49:07 PM] Valk Pacino: Star wars is definitely more popular
[7/21/2015 3:49:13 PM] Lord BluRey: It's probably the most influential
[7/21/2015 3:49:16 PM] Lord BluRey: Maybe not more popular
[7/21/2015 3:49:43 PM] Andy: More than Dune?
[7/21/2015 3:49:50 PM] Lord BluRey: Hahahahahahahhaha
[7/21/2015 3:50:08 PM] Andy: Cause I never heard of Space Odyssei
[7/21/2015 3:50:22 PM] Andy: And I have seen Dune
[7/21/2015 3:50:30 PM] Andy: Cant be that popular anymore
[7/21/2015 3:50:42 PM] Popka Oniisama: I promise you
[7/21/2015 3:50:44 PM] Popka Oniisama: I swear on my life
[7/21/2015 3:50:45 PM] Lord BluRey: You've stunned me, Baki
[7/21/2015 3:50:47 PM] Lord BluRey: Incredible
[7/21/2015 3:50:51 PM] Popka Oniisama: 2001: A Space Odyssey is more popular than Dune
[7/21/2015 3:51:35 PM] Andy: Hmm weird
[7/21/2015 3:51:47 PM] Andy: I promise you I never heard people mention this here
[7/21/2015 3:52:03 PM] Lord BluRey: You just compared one of the worst David Lynch films popularity to one of the most influential and popular films from one of the best directors to ever do it
[7/21/2015 3:52:09 PM] Lord BluRey: Insane (clap)
[7/21/2015 3:52:35 PM] Lord BluRey: Don't ever change
[7/21/2015 3:52:43 PM] Princess Mango: Really man
[7/21/2015 3:52:44 PM] Princess Mango: Please
[7/21/2015 3:52:45 PM] Princess Mango: :D
[7/21/2015 3:52:58 PM | Edited 3:53:17 PM] Valk Pacino: I've never heard Dune for one
[7/21/2015 3:53:15 PM] Andy: Maybe its comparatively not that big here
[7/21/2015 3:53:20 PM] Andy: Oh well
[7/21/2015 3:53:21 PM] Valk Pacino: maaaybe
[7/21/2015 3:53:25 PM] Valk Pacino: but I admit living under a rock
[7/21/2015 3:53:32 PM] Andy: Well so do I
[7/21/2015 3:54:02 PM] Popka Oniisama: People who live under a rock have heard of 2001: A Space Odyssey
[7/21/2015 3:54:03 PM] Andy: But there has to be something fishy when I hear of smth less popular than the most popular in the genre
[7/21/2015 3:54:12 PM] Popka Oniisama: Yeah
Just do some research Baki and you'll understand
[7/21/2015 3:54:48 PM] Lord BluRey: A simple google of 2001 will give you an incredible amount of information on the movie, papers, etc
[7/21/2015 3:54:55 PM] Lord BluRey: Dune is a subpar sci-fi movie
[7/21/2015 3:55:58 PM] Andy: Oh I never said anything about quality
[7/21/2015 3:56:04 PM] Andy: I just thougt Dune was relatively popular
[7/21/2015 3:56:16 PM] Lord BluRey: I was never under that impression
[7/21/2015 3:56:29 PM] Lord BluRey: Maybe in your country
[7/21/2015 3:56:35 PM] Lord BluRey: Dune isn't popular here at all
Posted by dietmango | Jul 22, 2015 7:22 AM | 0 comments
Private Entry
May 31st, 2015
Eve the Ecchi wants the Masserati D
Anime Relations: Juuou Mujin no Fafnir
[5:42:40 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: tfw Masserati is coming to visit me in America tomorrow holy shit
[5:42:59 PM] Andy: The car company?
[5:43:06 PM] Andy: What?
[5:43:17 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Oh yeah not all of you know him
[5:43:20 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Masserati_ on MAL
[5:43:26 PM] Andy: Oh...
[5:43:27 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: I've been dating him for over a year and he's coming to AMERICA TOMORROW
[5:43:44 PM] Andy: Damn
[5:43:50 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: AWW YAY LEXI
[5:44:01 PM] Princess Mango: Oh yeah, British Bondage Guy.
[5:44:03 PM] Andy: Online dating?
[5:44:05 PM] Princess Mango: Happy for you Eve
[5:44:06 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: idk why i called u lexi when your nam is eve
[5:44:16 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Wow, I got 90.9% compatibility with him on MAL
[5:44:17 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: no it's okie Lexi works too
[5:44:20 PM] Andy: I just burst out laughing
[5:44:21 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Zeta his only ratins are 10's and 1's
[5:44:24 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: but aww that's so exciting(heart)
[5:44:29 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Then how does this work lol
[5:44:29 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: And yah British Bondage Guy/Online dating
[5:44:31 PM] Andy: British bondage guy :D
[5:44:49 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: dude im HYPED like at this time tomorrow he is going to be like physically here omg
[5:45:05 PM] Andy: Well I hope he isnt going to be tied up at the airport for long
[5:45:11 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: pffffffffffft
[5:45:14 PM] Princess Mango: http://the-anime-uber-elitists.wikia.com/wiki/Some_British_Bondage_Guy
[5:45:16 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: aww now you guys can hug and hold hands and stuff, awww this is so cute
[5:45:35 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: you are so innocent michaela
[5:45:37 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: ;)
[5:45:38 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): [5:45 PM] Princess Mango:
<<< http://the-anime-uber-elitists.wikia.com/wiki/Some_British_Bondage_GuyHe sounds like a great guy
[5:45:41 PM] Andy: Yeah you should look forward to some bonding
[5:45:45 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Oh we will Andy
[5:45:48 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: We will
[5:45:48 PM] Princess Mango: According to Eve anyway
[5:45:56 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: [5:45 PM] Michaela_BRIAN:
<<< aww now you guys can hug and hold hands and stuff, awww this is so cuteWow that's quite ecchi
[5:45:56 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: On 5/31/15, at 8:45 PM, Lexi wrote:
> you are so innocent michaela
i was trying to avoid, but you know the obvious reunion sex is gonna happen
[5:45:57 PM] Princess Mango: I just wrote down what she said
[5:46:01 PM] Andy: Im desperately trying to pull bondage jokes but they just dont work :(
[5:46:14 PM] Princess Mango: [5:45 PM] Girlfriend Zeta:
<<< Wow that's quite ecchiShe IS Eve the Ecchi
[5:46:18 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Oh no they work beautifully
[5:46:21 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Maybe start slower
[5:46:23 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: I am not :(
[5:46:25 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: l-l-lewd
[5:46:27 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: We are gonna start slower
[5:46:28 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Like blowing kisses
[5:46:29 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: DAy 1 we hug
[5:46:31 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Day 2 we suck dick
[5:46:41 PM] Andy: Day 3 bondage?
[5:46:42 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: "we"
[5:46:44 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: lol
[5:46:44 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: hm
[5:46:48 PM] Andy: :D
[5:46:48 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: how long is he gonna be there for?
[5:46:50 PM] Princess Mango: [5:46 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve:
<<< DAy 1 we hug
Day 2 we suck dickWell then.
[5:46:52 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: 9-10 days
[5:46:54 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Whose dick are you sucking
[5:46:57 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: 9 days is more exact
[5:46:59 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): You two
[5:46:59 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: o lala
[5:47:01 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: That's for me to know and for you to find out
[5:47:06 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: [5:46 PM] Michaela_BRIAN:
<<< how long is he gonna be there for?Forever tied up in the basement?
[5:47:11 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: "Find out"
[5:47:17 PM] Andy: Im dying
[5:47:24 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: eve confirmed for amateur porno shoot
[5:47:27 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: My parents actually wanna kidnap him cuz they like him so much
[5:47:28 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Booking my flight now
[5:47:31 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: And he said he wouldn't really mind that
[5:47:51 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Gonna find out everything there is
[5:48:19 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: well know that the weather is nice, take him to the beach
[5:48:20 PM] Andy: I just read the entry in the wiki...
[5:48:24 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: beach dates are always fun
[5:48:24 PM] Andy: Damn this is hilarious
[5:48:34 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: michaela who told you the weather was nice
[5:48:37 PM] Princess Mango: http://the-anime-uber-elitists.wikia.com/wiki/Ihateeveryone#Quotes
[5:48:40 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: because it's been storming since yesterday afternoon nonstop
[5:48:45 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: well right now it sucks
[5:48:46 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: still is gloomy out :(
[5:49:00 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: yeah my dog is terrified because of this thunder
[5:49:09 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: but when it gets nice, go to the beach :P
[5:49:30 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Gonna make the to-do list for my America tour
[5:49:31 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: i just heard the wind rip across the sky wtf
[5:49:37 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Alexander you are not coming to America
[5:49:41 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): #1 get drunk with lordzeru
[5:49:46 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: come visit me!!
[5:49:51 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: and the closest beach is an hour away but we have lots of plans for when he comes here!
[5:49:54 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): #2 find out whose dicks are getting sucked
[5:49:59 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: i'll show you all the mansions in the lovely east coast
[5:50:03 PM | Edited 5:50:05 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: ventris uber world tour
[5:50:11 PM] Princess Mango: I'll visit lordzeru when Ventris visits lordzeru
[5:50:14 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): #3 get drunk with Michaela
[5:50:14 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: Sailor Moon Crystal actually comes out the weekend that he's gonna be here and he wants to pretend it doesnt exist for that weekend
[5:50:42 PM] Andy: Ventris where you get all the money and time for all the trips? I want too :(
[5:50:45 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): (With non-alcoholic beer of course)
[5:50:58 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): cough
[5:51:03 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: we can break into mansions and get the really fancy alcohol
[5:51:12 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Or we do that :D
[5:51:19 PM] Andy: Arent you 21?
[5:51:26 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): I am
[5:51:28 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: [5:50 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris):
<<< (With non-alcoholic beer of course)eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww
[5:51:30 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): But she's totally underage
[5:51:36 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: i'm not
[5:51:37 PM] Andy: You can just buy it...
[5:51:40 PM] Princess Mango: #4 Ventris and Mango go out and fuck bitches
[5:51:42 PM] Andy: And give it to her
[5:51:44 PM] Andy: :0
[5:51:50 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: but where is the fun in that
[5:51:58 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: distinct lack of throat slitting
[5:52:07 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: no one has security systems where i live because nothing happens here
[5:52:09 PM] Princess Mango: That's not for you to know.
[5:52:14 PM] Andy: Do you think they would accept it in america if I told them I am austrian and therefore allowed to buy alcohol?
[5:52:15 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Maybe it'll be like American Psycho
[5:52:17 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): We can throat slit the bondage guy
[5:52:24 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: hahaha
[5:52:24 PM] Girlfriend Zeta: Mango and Ventris chasing prostitutes with chainsaws
[5:52:26 PM] Princess Mango: We can do that.
[5:52:28 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Once we know whose dick he is sucking
[5:52:29 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: we can kill eves bae
[5:52:30 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: excuse me
[5:52:35 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: that's breaking girl code
[5:52:39 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: :(
[5:52:43 PM] Aki Puella Ecchi Eve: please dont kill him
[5:52:46 PM] Michaela_BRIAN: it's only if he cheats, then we kill him
[5:52:50 PM] Princess Mango: Once we know whose dick is getting sucked, we'll slit throats of all dem hoes
[5:52:59 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): ^
[5:53:05 PM | Edited 5:53:30 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: british bondage guy is probably immorTal anyway
[5:53:11 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Yes
[5:53:28 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Once he gets home, Davemon will slit his throat, anyway
[5:53:54 PM] David Fernando "Pleasure Treasure" Robertson: [5:53 PM] Space Dragon (Ventris):
<<< Once he gets home, Davemon will slit his throat, anywayfor safe measure
Posted by dietmango | May 31, 2015 6:40 PM | 0 comments
May 20th, 2015
Baki's Fool(proof) Cat Luring Advice
Anime Relations: Chi's Sweet Home, Mayoi Neko Overrun!
[10:52:35 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): yeah
[10:53:05 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): btw meta, quick question
[10:53:16 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): have you ever try to tame stray cat?
[10:53:24 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: tame? as in?
[10:53:27 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: circus?
[10:53:34 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: or to domesticate it
[10:53:43 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): to domesticate it
[10:54:24 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: several times. I didn't actually make much effort, it was usually some tomcats who suddenly appeared near my house
[10:54:25 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): although the proper term would be feral cat I guess
[10:54:33 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: and then I started with feeding them
[10:54:41 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): that's the thing
[10:54:48 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: so after a bit of time they became accustomed to me
[10:54:51 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): I have been feeding this one feral cat for a week now
[10:55:01 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): she still doesn't let me love her ;_;
[10:55:50 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: I guess some are much more wary of humans, depending on their past experience I suppose. there was one female cat that would always come near my house and eat what I left out for her, but she never let a human pet her
[10:56:21 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: if someone were to touch her while she was not looking/eating, she'd suddenly run away
[10:57:45 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): all this time, whenever I bring her some food she will hide and only eat it once I'm already far from her
[10:58:19 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): Some google searching told me I have to repeat this stuff 15-20 times
[10:58:43 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): and even that not going to ensure the cat will let me pet her
[10:58:45 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): ;_;
[10:59:23 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: It could take a longer time, yeah. but it looks like she might never get completely comfortable with letting people pet her. who knows if it's bad experience or simply her nature
[11:00:25 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: I have actually only once tried to domesticate a female cat, that one who never got used to people
[11:00:35 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): and you made it?
[11:00:39 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: no
[11:00:47 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: She was always around
[11:00:52 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: but never too close
[11:00:57 AM | Edited 11:01:15 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: like pigeons or some birds
[11:01:05 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: who will let you feed them but never catch them
[11:01:15 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): I am planning to use some cage trap or something but I don't think that's a good idea
[11:01:33 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: that will only make her scared more and maybe never approach you again
[11:01:45 AM | Edited 11:01:52 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): and I afraid the cat might get caught sooner or later by the security since I live in a housing
[11:01:45 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: I did something like that when I was a kid
[11:01:50 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: and the cat never returned
[11:01:59 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: Oh, I see
[11:02:23 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): yeah, doesn't look like a good idea unless the cat is domesticated from the beginning
[11:02:52 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): this feral/stray cat I 'm talking about is still pretty small though
[11:02:52 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: well, I don't have any good advice, sadly. I don't have much experience with catching cats. I usually just got the ones who were already pretty OK with humans
[11:03:00 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): probably just 2-3 weeks old
[11:03:19 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: oh, that's really young. I think it's probably 5-6 weeks though
[11:03:26 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): that's why I am kind of afraid if he actually got caught by the security
[11:03:40 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: beause she'd still be hardly able to movei if she was 2 weeks old
[11:03:50 AM | Edited 11:03:55 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: but yeah, I have no idea how to deal with feral kittens
[11:03:58 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: maybe Nid knows
[11:05:26 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): I even tried this one advice from google to rub your scent over the food
[11:05:57 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): so I take a cooked fish and rubbing it with all my heart
[11:06:00 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: oh, yeah, to get the cat used to it. it's not a bad idea
[11:06:02 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): she still doesnt love me ;_;
[11:06:12 AM] Dr. Neko Meta IX: ;_;
[11:14:19 AM] Andy: [11:05 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992):
<<< I even tried this one advice from google to rub your scent over the food
so I take a cooked fish and rubbing it with all my heartDid it make the fish smell like you, or did it make you smell like fish?
[11:15:04 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): supposedly making my smell linger on the fish and let the cat eat it
[11:15:10 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: Cats are cruel masters
[11:15:18 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): but they are cute
[11:15:27 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: and cruel
[11:15:28 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: (cat)
[11:17:21 AM | Edited 11:17:56 AM] Andy: Maybe you should try rubbing the cat over you, making you smell like the cat, or make the cat smell like you, either way you win. If you smell like the cat, hey cant hate herself can she, and if your smell is on the cat she will have to get used to it.
[11:17:29 AM] Andy: Its a foolproof plan trust me.
[11:17:54 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: Baki and his anime relationship strats
[11:18:07 AM] Andy: Its how I get my imoutas
[11:18:19 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): I can't even pet or touch the cat
[11:18:19 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: all 0 of them :D
[11:18:27 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): she always run away from me ;_;
[11:18:32 AM] Andy: Try the snugglestruggle method
[11:18:55 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): one sided love is indeed hurting
[11:19:19 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): I thought all that stuff from bad romance drama is exaggerating
[11:19:46 AM] Andy: Or alternatively, close yourself in with the cat and fart so much until her sense of smell is overwhelmed and she accepts you.
[11:19:57 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Charming
[11:20:04 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Baki really knows his stuff
[11:20:11 AM] Andy: Trust me I am engineer
[11:20:23 AM] Andy: Or I would soon be if I studied
[11:20:32 AM] Andy: Projektentwicklung Matura tomorrow...
[11:20:43 AM] Little Ding Dong (Doraemon1992): and at one point pee on her to show dominance?
[11:21:06 AM] Andy: no, do you take me as a savage or what?
[11:22:08 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): :D
[11:22:08 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): :D
[11:22:55 AM] Almighty Nidhugger: this chat... wtf
[11:23:26 AM] Space Dragon (Ventris): Amazing, isn't it :D
Posted by dietmango | May 20, 2015 11:28 AM | 0 comments