February 20th, 2019
Chika Fujiwara is love, Chika Fujiwara is life
Anime Relations: Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai: Tensai-tachi no Renai Zunousen
Join me in one and only true religion-
For the past few millennia, religion has been a major part of the human experience. It helps people make better sense of the world around them. It provides people with an explanation for the natural phenomena that occur around them. It helps people feel assured and protected in times of trouble and tragedy. It has served as a symbol of power for many leaders, from the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt to the Pope in Vatican City. It has provided a community to people where they can bond over their shared beliefs. Due to religion being such a big aspect of daily life for many, there is bound to be much debate and conflict over those with different beliefs. There have been many wars and battles fought where religion was a factor, such as the Crusades during the Middle Ages to the Syrian Civil War which is still ongoing. Given the massive number of religious wars, one would be expected to believe that these conflicts would never cease to end. I too was part of this group, until one day, I came across the truth. I wish to share this with all of you.
For far too long, our country has been plagued in a state of civil war, the hardcore Madokaists in the North against the dedicated Haruhiists in the South. The utter destruction brought to our homeland by the war is completely unsustainable, having only been matched by the 2nd Waifu Wars (WW2) a half-century ago. I have longed for a way to end this war, having gone on a long journey around the world to search for the truth such that the conflict can be stopped once and for all. I have been blessed to have the privilege of meeting many wise men over the past few years, such as the renowned philosophers Jaden Smith and Snoop Dogg. After much guidance from them, I found myself at the student council room of Shuchi'in senior high school, just in time to witness the most miraculous dance in the history of mankind.
Chika Fujiwara is the way.
Some in our fractured society believe that there are many paths to a heaven. Many even believe that their religion is the only way to a heaven, with other religions being dead ends. In truth, Chika is the only way. As said in the Book of Kaguya-Sama 2:5-6, written by the prophet Kaguya Shinomiya, I quote: “Chika took the sin of the world upon herself and danced for us all, for you and me. We despised her then, not even wanting to look at her as she suffered in our place. This was despite us being healed by her cute hand motions, our sins quelled by the rotoscoping technology she commanded.” Therefore, due to having danced for our sins and achieving enlightenment, Chika has left us a route to heaven, provided we are willing to let go of our desires and follow her footsteps humbly.
Chika Fujiwara is the truth.
As established above, the world we currently live in is a fractured one. Therefore, there would also be many “truths” spouted by those from various denominations. I call upon you to see the light, as left by Chika herself. The worldview of other religions is misguided at best and destructive at worst. I ask the Haruhiists, how can your goddess preach the truth if she herself is oblivious to the power that she supposedly has? I ask the Madokaists, how can your goddess preach the truth when half her lifespan is spent cowering in fear and being useless as her comrades suffer? As such, it is obvious that the only deity that can bring us the truth is Chika herself. She is an omniscient being, perfect in all sense of the word. Again, according to the Book of Kaguya-Sama 12:3 and I quote: “Even from her young teenage years, Chika knew all and saw all. And yet, she remained demure, seeking to end the strained love war peacefully through seemingly random actions. So successful was she, that the combatants gave up their pride and came together.” Thus, we can see how wise of a goddess Chika-sama is, and how deserving she is of our praise and worship.
Chika Fujiwara is life.
There are many of our fallen comrades living lives of sin, depraved beyond hope. Even after our holy Goddess shut down HentaiHaven.org, many of such depraved sub-humans resorted to other lustful sites such as hanime.tv, or Chika forbid, 3D porn. As stated in the Book of Miyuki 3:14-15, I quote: “The lust emanating from our collective testicles leads us astray. Chika commands that if a 2D denizen looks upon another of their kind and want them, they are already astray in their thoughts. One should always seek to free themselves from sexual immorality, lest they are led astray by the fruit of temptation and resort to 3D, becoming an irredeemable infidel.” Without Chika, we would be led astray and fall to our sinful hankering. Her having danced for our sins means that we now have an opportunity to live a life with morals. She allows us to live life to the fullest, knowing that with her watching over us, we do not have to cower in fear of such evil forces.
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For the past few millennia, religion has been a major part of the human experience. It helps people make better sense of the world around them. It provides people with an explanation for the natural phenomena that occur around them. It helps people feel assured and protected in times of trouble and tragedy. It has served as a symbol of power for many leaders, from the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt to the Pope in Vatican City. It has provided a community to people where they can bond over their shared beliefs. Due to religion being such a big aspect of daily life for many, there is bound to be much debate and conflict over those with different beliefs. There have been many wars and battles fought where religion was a factor, such as the Crusades during the Middle Ages to the Syrian Civil War which is still ongoing. Given the massive number of religious wars, one would be expected to believe that these conflicts would never cease to end. I too was part of this group, until one day, I came across the truth. I wish to share this with all of you.
For far too long, our country has been plagued in a state of civil war, the hardcore Madokaists in the North against the dedicated Haruhiists in the South. The utter destruction brought to our homeland by the war is completely unsustainable, having only been matched by the 2nd Waifu Wars (WW2) a half-century ago. I have longed for a way to end this war, having gone on a long journey around the world to search for the truth such that the conflict can be stopped once and for all. I have been blessed to have the privilege of meeting many wise men over the past few years, such as the renowned philosophers Jaden Smith and Snoop Dogg. After much guidance from them, I found myself at the student council room of Shuchi'in senior high school, just in time to witness the most miraculous dance in the history of mankind.
Chika Fujiwara is the way.
Some in our fractured society believe that there are many paths to a heaven. Many even believe that their religion is the only way to a heaven, with other religions being dead ends. In truth, Chika is the only way. As said in the Book of Kaguya-Sama 2:5-6, written by the prophet Kaguya Shinomiya, I quote: “Chika took the sin of the world upon herself and danced for us all, for you and me. We despised her then, not even wanting to look at her as she suffered in our place. This was despite us being healed by her cute hand motions, our sins quelled by the rotoscoping technology she commanded.” Therefore, due to having danced for our sins and achieving enlightenment, Chika has left us a route to heaven, provided we are willing to let go of our desires and follow her footsteps humbly.
Chika Fujiwara is the truth.
As established above, the world we currently live in is a fractured one. Therefore, there would also be many “truths” spouted by those from various denominations. I call upon you to see the light, as left by Chika herself. The worldview of other religions is misguided at best and destructive at worst. I ask the Haruhiists, how can your goddess preach the truth if she herself is oblivious to the power that she supposedly has? I ask the Madokaists, how can your goddess preach the truth when half her lifespan is spent cowering in fear and being useless as her comrades suffer? As such, it is obvious that the only deity that can bring us the truth is Chika herself. She is an omniscient being, perfect in all sense of the word. Again, according to the Book of Kaguya-Sama 12:3 and I quote: “Even from her young teenage years, Chika knew all and saw all. And yet, she remained demure, seeking to end the strained love war peacefully through seemingly random actions. So successful was she, that the combatants gave up their pride and came together.” Thus, we can see how wise of a goddess Chika-sama is, and how deserving she is of our praise and worship.
Chika Fujiwara is life.
There are many of our fallen comrades living lives of sin, depraved beyond hope. Even after our holy Goddess shut down HentaiHaven.org, many of such depraved sub-humans resorted to other lustful sites such as hanime.tv, or Chika forbid, 3D porn. As stated in the Book of Miyuki 3:14-15, I quote: “The lust emanating from our collective testicles leads us astray. Chika commands that if a 2D denizen looks upon another of their kind and want them, they are already astray in their thoughts. One should always seek to free themselves from sexual immorality, lest they are led astray by the fruit of temptation and resort to 3D, becoming an irredeemable infidel.” Without Chika, we would be led astray and fall to our sinful hankering. Her having danced for our sins means that we now have an opportunity to live a life with morals. She allows us to live life to the fullest, knowing that with her watching over us, we do not have to cower in fear of such evil forces.
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