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Anime Relations: Naruto, Naruto: Shippuuden

"Another day, another morning. I hate mornings, it's god's way of calling you an alcoholic!" said Ayame as she rubbed her eyes powerfully to avoid the sharp sunlight coming from the window above her bed. She pulled her covers off and tried to get up and go to work. Her headache was terrible and the most awkward thing was that she couldn't recall what she have done last night, but one thing she was sure of, it wasn't her house. When she finally got the strength to get up she started looking for her dress, suddenly, she heard that someone had entered the shower, "WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE LAST NIGHT?!" She whispered to herself panicking. When she got dressed she snuck up to the bathroom to see who was there, she gasped in terror when she saw that it was her senpai, Iruka. "Oh man, I'm screwed!" She shouted, completely forgetting that she supposed to keep it down so he wouldn't hear her, but it was too late for that, Iruka heard her screaming, so he took a towel and rushed out of the shower. "What happened?!" He asked concerned, no attention to the towel which was in his hand and not around his hips. Ayame took one look and blushed following nosebleeding and she fainted. When she woke up, she was in his bed, her headache calmed down and she thanked god for the window being closed. Ayame looked to her right and saw Iruka sitting next to his desk and preparing for his class a pop quiz about chakra. She gazed at him for a few minutes but then she remembered that she had to run for work, she jumped out of the bed, causing Iruka a small heart attack. "Shit! I'm late, I'm worse than Kakashi!!" She yelled as she fixed her hair and rushed to the training fields to meet up with her team. Mean while in the training fields:
"Where is she?!" Asked Miho, upset.
"It's already 13:08! We were supposed to meet up here at 09:00!!" Shouted Ryu.
"Don't worry," Claimed them Arekusu "I'm sure she would be here anytime now."
"You have been saying that for the past two hours!!!" Shouted Miho and Ryu together.
Sulking in the corner, Arekusu said "I'm just trying to be optimistic…"
"Sorry for bein' late guys, you see, an old woman carried heavy bags so I had t…" Ayame began to excuse her late performance.
She was interrupted by a death glare coming from her students. "Eh... Let's just start the training" she said with a scared voice.
"Fine" said Miho "but why are you wearing yesterday's outfit?"
Ayame blushed and started to mumble an excuse "well, you see, haha it's actually a funny story and I will tell you it some other time" She avoided smoothly. "The real question is why are you wearing skirt? You hate them!" Said Ayame, trying to change the subject.
"Amm... well, you see, I may or may not have a....dwth" mumbled Miho.
"A what?" Ayame asked confused.
"A dath" she kept mumbling.
"A what?" Ayame asked again.
"A DATE!!!" Miho screamed so hard that the scream echoed all over the training fields and Miho blushed and covered her mouth with her hands trying to keep some of her dignity. Ayame took a few seconds to process the words that just came out of Miho's mouth and squished her student until Miho tried to say "cant.....breathe...dying....help!" And a white spirit left her body cold and lifeless.
"Oh, sorry haha, so who is the lucky guy? Or are you listening to my advice to loosen up with a lucky girl?" Said Ayame while pockin' Miho on her nose pissing her off. Miho grabbed her sensei's finger and death glared her while whispering in a cold voice "that was a onetime thing that can't be discussed, got it?!"
"Yes!!!" Ayame screamed terrified from her student.
After Ayame finished training the three, she ran home as fast as she could to change from "the walk of shame" outfit. Unfortunately it hasn't worked as she planned and she met her best friend Kurenai, "Oh crap!" She said as she walked to her way, "you know, you need to stop messing around and get married".
"Said the bitch who missed her period" Ayame said sarcastically and they both started to laugh and each walked on her own way. Ayame reached her house and discovered that she had no idea where her key was.
"How can this day go any worse?!" she asked herself, desperate for a shower and pj's.
She remembered that she left a window unlocked in her kitchen, unfortunately, the kitchen's window was one of the windows who faced the yare which had a tall fence around it. She used the "kage bunshin no jutsu" to her jump above the fence and successfully leaped and landed on her face to the mud.
"This is by far the worst day ever!" she screamed to the sky as she made her way to the window.
Ayame opened the unlocked window and climbed in. She entered head first very fast and had only on second to realize that she haven't washed the dishes so they were just sitting in the sink under the window. Ayame fell once again into an uncomfortable situation where she lied in dirt. Ayame and what's left from her dignity which some of it was still in the mud, went to the stairs, and Ayame find out that her back door wasn't locked. She didn't care anymore and just went up to the shower.