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July 19th, 2022
Anime Relations: Out of My Mind
After years of seeing so many banger comments, I realised I had missed out on the opportunity to start documenting them.

Chances are that if you are in here you are either a; hopeless clown, toxic dickhead, or a legend on that particular day. You're probably just the first or second of those. The Official Hall of Fame/Cursed Comments is now open;

Babby-Princess said:
Hate pubic hair on anime girls, like a lil bushie on 3D girls can be okay but on anime girl it's always a huge solid ball of fur like a Trollz doll is growing out of their crotch


Lincompoop said:
I'm used to 2x speed for all anime, if not 3x for boring shows and long series. Only reduce to 1.5x speed for fight scenes and fast-paced scenes.

Saved me a ton of time to binge more anime while still retaining relatively same amount of enjoyment and understanding of the shows at normal speed.

Only time i reduced to 1x speed is demon slayer ep 19.

PoruMairu said:
OP, unless you are one of the top 20% of men, your opinion matters didlysquat.

For 80% of all men, relationships are going to either end in divorce, or strain on because it is cheaper to stay together.

It is just the way biology is.

You may get one or two children in, but most likely it will be a difficult train-wreckage of a quarter of a century.

Your rose coloured glasses you found on the side of the road must of been the ones many other men threw there.

If you want a family and children and the white Pickett fence, you must not put yourself in a position of supposed equality. You must have the women completely and utterly over a barrel at all times. That takes proper planning.

Religion, or the best intentions, the most pure dreams of life cannot change biology. You must rule, and rule hard.

Diginarcissa said:
Sometimes a child needs beating to know who is the boss

Tendo_GM said:
Nazi were German

But I’m not going to fucking stop eating Wiener schnitzels just because they’re from Germany too

YeeYeeAss said:
Also I straight up went to ask a Mangaka who had his manga turned to an anime about his opinion on dubs and if he thinks they are bad. Will keep you informed if he actually answers

D4nnySw4g said:
i lie in bed thinking of quantum theory and the theoretical astrophysics and creating models of how the solar system was formed. i then theorize ways to achieve time travel and it's uses if it ever become possible. Sometimes i'm afraid on what goes on my head. i truly am above the rest.

GenshinRosaria said:
Good, then carry on with your own business and I’ll carry on with mine mr. heckler. You don’t see me getting involved with any of your boring shit. You have the personality of a Fox and I have the personality of an Eagle as the results of IPE’s animal personality test have shown. And it is apparent all of this forum and in our encounters with each other here. You the sly fox who conveniently twists everything. Me the bold and honest Eagle who can’t help but soar and inspire awe and greatness. You do things your way and I do things my way.

Isterio said:
The One Piece Anime has turned into horseshit, just try to google One Piece Sakuga you won´t find any entry.

DeadSnow24th said:
I'm a savant in some subjects and have a desire to gain more knowledge.
But my social intelligence, on the other hand, is quite deficient.

Bobby2Hands said:
You have an option for "borderline retarded" but I feel like I fall more into the "full blown retard" category.

removed-user said:
smarter than most MALers, especially people fighting in current events. those guys always crack me up

McGibletz said:
I don't even shower since no one ever even comes near me.

Dusty__ said:
Sure. You can find love on MAL. If you are ok with traps.

Kaiwaiikillah said:
Here's a tip, if she starts talking about her ex, cut that talk off straight away. This is your movie and you're the main character, you don't want to hear about ex bfs

PeacingOut said:
Hype often tends to blind people to dissenting opinions because then you just become a hater going against the grain rather than somebody thinking for themselves which seems to be a no no in the modern anime community. I also call it the one way street phenomenon where IMO blind supporters expect you to parrot their exact position on a show otherwise they melt down on you but if you ask them to see things from your perspective it's like no fuck you and they'll just try to trollbait you or call their buddies to try to make you out to look like an idiot via sheer numbers.

Experience it with the thought police for Key and Type-Moon anime plenty of times which you can never ever criticize and must state are flawlessly perfect or you just don't know what you're talking about, are a hater and should stick to x shonen action series etc that "fits your level of intelligence". It's why I call Visual Novel fans the most defensive and borderline hooligans around.

justcaolan said:
Don't know. I've never even touched a female

incel said:
if i was cheated on i'd lynch the hoe who cheated on me and the guy she's cheating with me on, but really though i'd probably get out my versace belt and whip them both hundreds of times then i'd throw the bitch out of my house and leave her otherwise, she's gonna burn in hell anyways, and then i'd beat up the dude who she cheated with

MrOtakuSan said:
I think this is going to be a serious problem for Otaku's (well, for the ones that somehow tricked a woman into marrying him) within the next 10 years ago with the recent resurgence in VR technology.

Lets say that VR dating sims became very realistic, to the point where you could literally strap on VR glasses, or whatever technology allows you and it's nearly indistinguishable from the 3D world. You could talk to and touch your 2D waifu, interact with the world around you. Customize your waifu with clothes,body types, even add harems.

Would that be reason enough to leave your 3D wife?

For me, I'd be gone without a second thought.

Ranacchi said:
I'd get the heckle out of there. I'm barely mentally sane enough to take care of myself and I already cut plenty of corners where available. Having to deal with children on top of that... I honestly don't think I could survive that. I already wear plugs when my neighbors babysit.
A fear I have is waking up from a coma and finding out hi darling you've been in a coma for 5 years and these are our babies. Probably my first thought would be please put me back in coma.
I might even go as far as to change my name and move very far away...

Im_Stuff said:
I don't really know what happened but fuck Blizzard

fluffycow17 said:
I've made a club where we proclaim that low IQ people have the supreme taste, but I'm curious if the general public agrees with that. There are certainly stereotypes about the smartness of some fandoms, but I doubt they are based on real evidence.

mozgow said:
Necromancying a 5 years old thread, with last activity more than a year ago, that was already necromanced 4 times in its history.

Well, colour me impressed. I didn't know this level of necromancy was even possible.

Siscon2000 said:
once a long time ago I was riding on my bike. suddenly I saw a bunch of beautiful girls. I decided to show them how cool I am and started to drive my bike without hands. I wanted to impress all those girls. but a disaster happened. suddenly I lost my balance and fell and I landed on iron frame of my bike with my balls. my balls crushed into my bikes frame.. hit was so hard that I fell on the ground and started to shake and white foam was coming out of my mouth. I didn't even understood what happening anymore, the great pain overwhelmed my minds and it became so dark in my eyes.. and I lost my consciousness. all those girls seen it.. such an embarasment...

but it wasnt over yet.. gods prepared even greater chalenge for me....


so I woke up in a hospital. and a beautiful young nurse came to check me. she was so beautiful. I lost my ability to talk for a moment. she was like most beautiful girl I saw in my life... such a sexy beautiful young nurse. I got a bonner instantly..

and then she told me about what happened to me. that I hit my balls really hard in my bikes frame and my balls suffered greatly and became dysfunctional so they must do a surgery for my balls. so I tough "holy crap"...


I wanted to refuse surgery but my parents and doctors convinced me. they said that without surgery I can suffer even greater health diseases in future. so I kinda had to agree with it..


and so one day the same beautiful nurse came to me again. I was so hapy to see her. I fell in love and I wanted to confess my feelings to her. but before I could say a word she explained to me that she came.... to shave my pubic hairs before operation. oh gods... I though wtf? I said her to worry not, I can do it myself. but she said that I wont be able to shave myself clean enough. I said that its not necessary, but she get a bit angry and said "cmon dont be a child!". and so even without my permission that beautiful sexy nurse took off my pants and started to shave my pubic hairs. at that moment while she was shaving me I was praying to the gods in my minds - "please no bonner, please no bonner, PLEASE NO BoNNER, GODS OF ALL TIME PLEASE just NOT NOW!".. but I couldnt controll myself properly... gods, she was so sexy and beutiful that I suddenly got bonner. while she shaved me.. this was the greatest embarasment I got in my life.. I'll never forget that look that she gave to me back then.. at that moment I just wanted to disapear..

even more bonner interfered in her work so she had to hold it with her fingers while she shaved everything around. it was such an embarasement that I wanted to die...


and next day I had that surgery.. and soon after they let me go home. before I left hospital I met her (that sexy nurse) in the corridor. she smiled and asked "so how are you?" and I was so nervous that I said something like "eh? how are I do you mean?? Ifrine afta rI em now!".. so I made a total idiot out of myself against a beautiful girl once again.. so I just ran away from that hospital to my homes, locked in my room and cried for 3 days.

so this is the story of my greatest embarasment in my life. Its so hard to remember. sometimes when I suddenly remembering this story a tears coming out from my eyes...

Manaban said:
If you're using MAL, you're probably poorer than me tbh. Chances are very high on this website that any given user is a small-time uni child still suckling at their parents' teet. So I find this to be a totally reasonable assumption on my part because the average MAL user has no money in the first place, and just lives like a parasite on their immediate family. And if you're American you're also probably racking up tens of thousands of dollars worth of sweet, sweet student debt, giving you even more negative worth, so ye. I'm better than you. I am that guy who your parents wish they had instead :)

Nurguburu said:
I stopped caring about irl relationships time ago, now I'm fictosexual and I can date, love and marry wherever fictional character I want. And I look better than your average 22-year-old and most irl ugly adults.

deg said:
this is too intellectual that a simple man like me does not understand

MegaStride said:
This has been a hot topic for a while where people say we should give better work conditions and pay to the animators. While I agree they could get paid more, I disagree with the work environment itself.

By overworking the animators, we are still able to get high-quality works alongside getting more above-average/average anime (edited as some people are struggling to understand). More anime = more entertainment for us which is something we want. This is an efficient system and has been working for the past few decades. If we transition to something like Kyoto Animation’s workplace, we’ll get at max maybe 20 anime a year, significantly decreasing our entertainment.

What are your thoughts on this?

Noboru said:
Is COPIUM an actual company

149597871 said:
Hmm, I wouldn't call someone who works 14-hour long shifts at a kitchen lazy. If I wanted to harshly criticize them, I'd say that they are afraid to get out of their comfort zone and explore new possibilities, but would avoid calling them lazy.

DoisacChopper said:
i love futanari, my favourite kind of hentai aswell
im a futanari purist though
so i dont believe that ones without testicles are futa; can refer to no testicles as dickgirls i think
hmm i like futanari with an above average size 🍆 but not too large; some of them get way too big and i lose all interest just like with oversized boobs
generally i like the kinda more dominant futa and my preference is for either cocky JK / younger futa or gentle mommy like futa smashin a crossdresser
futa on female is alright but like just doesnt come close to futa on male for me and futa on futa is usually pretty good and occasionally theres some great solo futa stuff out there
i follow dozens of artists to ensure i see all the best artworks and have played some great eroge with futa in em
futanari is my life

A gutzdeep classic;
Gutzdeep42 said:
Sadly for us guys who arent fat fucking slobs, akward lifetime virgins, basement dwelling squid smelling life rejects, and the rest of the cowardly ball-less pussies losers well we get hosed and anime continues to get worst and worst making 99% of male mc in anime with even a hint of ecchi or romance especially with the whole shit show otaku explosion (ya know where losers, nerds, geeks, wimps, etc etc all decided to hide behind the whole otaku name to hide what they actually are) which resulted in the worlds biggest group of pathetic hardcore losers united and a stain on the world that has ever existed. Anime used to be balanced with wussie ball-less cowards and male mc with actual balls but now those characters are rare and we have this endless stream of cowardly simps punk losers as male mc's who are all pretty much make shift basement dwelling forever virgin otaku stand in's which are created by the same type of otaku loser writers and they pander to the anime fan base that falls under that category... and so therefore us typical guys who have lives and get laid and live in the real world but prefer anime over some stupid tv show get shafted nonstop these days having to watch the never ending stream of bitch boys that dont even come close to qualifying as men and are even borderline male specimens.

Donkunsan said:
Personally as a straight guy, yes fan service makes the anime series better, more mature.
Also who doesn't like woman's big breasts and big ass?
Sure it may ruin the show for some, but overall fan service doess its job well and make the show somewhat more mature and less childish. So those people can't really call it cartoon if there's a massive long shot of tits bouncing up and down, but sure then they just call it porn, but whatever at least it's not called cartoon anymore, so that's a win I guess.
As for example highschool of the dead, some say that there's too much of it, but personally it's great it's like those B movies where they would be about stripper zombies, but in this case the anime does it better, also it's more from a guy's perspective as it is aimed at dudes. Zombies, tits & ass, guns and action.
I can't really think of any bad fan service that I've seen in my over 700 completed entries, as some were okay, others were entertaining as in funny like slapstick comedy.
Also fan service makes the show more diverse, more different anime with lots of female casts get to show off their bodies, so body positivity with sex sells sticker slapped on it, but hey it's still better than nothing or what woke west is doing, by turning women into trans boys.
As for diversity just look at monster musume, you can't get more diverse than this, well there's also interspecies reviewers.
Well on the end note, fan service brings a certain perverted or comedic charm to the anime, some don't like it as they have bad or no taste and others like it and can appreciate it.
So just like gore and blood being uncernsored, same with nudity and sexy angles, it's nice to look at artistic expression.

ThorLL said:
Anime just like girlfriends, have to accept that there are other anime I am having fun with. It would be too arrogant of them try and monopolise my attention.


(dude below LARPing as a trust fund baby decided to delete their own post out of shame when they realised nobody was buying that cringe shit and everybody knows they're just another loser in moms basement, the level of delusion on MAL never ceases to astonish)
ryo-san said:
Unfortunately for you I live in a high end high rising apartment on the 36th floor by the beach.. which I own.. My parents have a big house in a posh area which I'll inherite someday and probably sell it so I'm good for cash.. Plus my family owns other stores and properties that we rent out.. And I can also get payout from my family's real estate business. .
Don't think everyone is a bum who needs a job

Amityblight said:
He Asian he can't handle cocaine. He take a hit he dying.


dddddaisuki said:
Of course. There's nothing wrong with dating a girl that shows her titties for money. Nor is there anything wrong with being a women and letting people see you naked for money.

We're living in the 21st century, people. Get with the times. Women have rights now, ok? They can show their titties to whomever they want for whatever reasons. It used to be that their fathers used to choose whom women would show their titties to but those days are over (for some of us).

If you're a girl and you wanna show ur titties for money, just do yo thang gurl. Show them titties.


on the topic of whether MAL users would date a real life monster girl;

Hikinekomori said:
Yes. Why not? Possible issues if you want kids could be related to reproductive organs, the incompatibility of gametes between interspecies. As long I find them attractive and with a good personality I see no problem if they are not human. I think will be possible also love between humans and AI. Stigma and racism mainly comes from culture diversity not genetics even with an extraterrestrial alien as long is an anthropomorphic humanoid creature. Clearly a mantis girl driven by instinct willing to behead me and eat my brain after sex is a big issue.


McGibletz said:
Women are definitely lazy. My mom comes home from work and acts like she is too tired to clean my room or cook me dinner.


KneelBeforeMe said:
I had an english teacher... Hottest teacher I've ever seen. It was her first year working, she was 25, and probably one of the most beautiful mature woman I had seen at 15 years old. Brunette, tits, ass, pretty...

I couldn't tap that.


Infinite said:
People have declared their love for me before, but I've had to turn most of them down because they don't meet my impeccable standards.


babymama said:
I like sluts , apparently you just have to be attractive or appealing for someone to find an excuse to call you a slut ...so in the end everyone is a slut whether we try or intent it so ...

There isn't helping it ...but i prefer , after all these years , sluts and swearing people who wont bring some sanctimonious speech filled with BS to make one conform to their rules of insecurity .

And on a different note slutty is easier if you think about it i mean calling a guy or girl and grooming them for months at my age is not going to happen I will not look youthy for much longer so they better put out swiftly or I will move on hahaha

BTW if you are NOT a slut is probably you are too ugly and boring so slut up hun ! j/k


ShadowMonkey said:
I always walk around Sweden with a Glock loaded.
My girlfriend is Swedish, and if there's any bad looks, click bang.


zemeck said:
one piece is ass dawg watched 50 episodes aint shit got done 


>series is literally called naruto
La_n said:
rock lee should have been the protagonist of naruto


Noboru said:
I have posted enough of myself in threads that I don't really feel like repeating myself here other than just saying that Lancer from the Fate series is a rough representation of myself in weight, height and moral alignment


When you thought MAL couldn't produce any more lunatics;
DreamWindow said:
Anyway my stance on public school uniforms are the same as public schooling, and compulsory education in general: It should go the way of the dinosaur.


DesuMaiden said:
Fuck law enforcement. Because they cannot do jack shit when collapse of industrial civilization and near term human extinction inevitably arrives. Prove me wrong. Because you cannot. What can cops do when NTHE inevitably arrives? Nothing. And that day is 100% guranateed to happen.


Scud said:
However long I've got left, I'm not going to waste it being a boring cunt that worries about optimising my hydration and sunlight levels. A meteor could hit my house in the next 30 minutes and I'll be damned if I'm not getting a wank out before then.


Kenzolo-folk said:
for me its when oda said that zoro (favorite character from One Piece) would be willing to kill the strawhat members if luffy told him to do so. i think the meatriding zoro does with luffy is annoying. he's supposed to be a right-hand man, why does he ride his nuts so hard.
this also translated into the live action when very early on, Zoro is already meatriding Luffy to the sun. u just met the dude..
Posted by Sad | Jul 19, 2022 10:57 AM | 8 comments
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