DrewTheDude's Blog

>Be a wandering alien.
>Find a cool planet while I'm flying through the stars.
>Infiltrate the womb of some little jew girl through the use of technology.
>Eventually make a bunch of friends and heal some people with my alien technology and make some bread with my replicator.
>Pretend to let the Romans kill me and then come back to life and scare the shit out of everyone.
>Teleport back to my space ship and fuck off.

>Everybody makes a big book about all of the crazy shit I did.
>Book spreads across the entire planet and decimates the cultural identify of every single nation on the planet.
>My face

I say:
So basically we have:
A French Canadian who is obviously the best and manliest member of the group
Some Portuguese Noblemen who has a lot hispanic slaves
Some nazi
A fatass who wishes he was a viking like his ancestors
Some Asian American guy
Some pedophile who lives in Northern America
Some generic guy with a generic name from America
Some generic guy with a generic name who pisses off the Nazi
Some Filipino kid
Shino says:
they all piss me off
except the asian american guy
with his crazy cousin matt
I say:
So you piss yourself off?
Shino says:
and don't forget the good old times with our mentor
I say:
He wasn't my mentor, though.
I trained by myself!
Shino says:
he was the one who "drew" us together
I say:
With a bunch of yeti!
Off in the mountains somewhere!
Shino says:
but now I just hate everyone
and he's gone
I say:
Oh, and I forgot

Some black wannabe who was an awesome guy and everyone misses him.

Do you hate me?
Shino says:
it was all saki's fault
I don't have time to hate you
I'm busy hating on saki
I say:
And shouting NIIII-SSSSSSAAAAAANNNNN
Or more accurately...
REEEEVVVVVEEEEENNNNGGGGEEEE
Shino says:
he is not even worth killing anymore
I say:
You have given up on killing Saki?
Shino says:
I just want to see him in pain
this is more fun
than just killing me
him
Weika was strong though
and I have respect for him+
Naikou had science on his side
but science does not matter against my evil powers
I say:
What about me?
Shino says:
I am busy
hating on saki and killing everyone
I say:
So no opinion of me whatsoever?
Shino says:
you rescued saki after I nearly killed him, you took that kid on your airship, and also that rich kid and the other kid who has a loli sister
I can't believe your weird crew is probably the last hope of mankind
but I don't care, I will defeat Xinil on my own
and I'll also fuck Aria maybe
she deserves someone who already went thourhg puberty
I say:
Don't you mean Alia?
Also, we're the BEST hope for humanity!
Shino says:
it's engrish, L or R
we don't care
there's also a thread on the forums
discussing this issue
Alia or Aria
I say:
So you've decided to betray Xinil, did you?
What for?
Shino says:
He tricked me
my brother was long dead
Saki didn't kill him
I say:
So how did you discover this?
Shino says:
Kimura told me after we had another dispute
I say:
It came out unintentionally?
Shino says:
yes
my confrontation with Xinil http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg9XPcPKYAQ
Shino shared a video.Hide

I say:
How did Xinil respond to this?
Shino says:
"yes, it's the truth. so what?"
"KISAMAAAAAA!"
Xinil launches a powerful attack, but Alia rushes to help me and is able to deflect the projectile
"calm down, master"
"Shut up bitch get outta my way"
I say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ded4T8NOlw
You shared a video.Hide

This plays as Alia jumps in.
In the meantime, Drew and his crew is recovering from his fight with Siva and his gang.
And he convinces Siva to come and stay and join his crew.
And Drew also gets a black guy named Pandana to join his crew who is quite badass and tries help out the crew anyway he can.
Shino says:
Xinil: "We don't need him anymore, Kimura. Dispose of him. But losing 2 of our Big Five (Shino and Shiva) in such a short time is truly a problem."
I say:
"Hmmm... Alia may be aligned with that scum Shino, but she has potential! I think I should capture her and make her one of the big 5!"
Shino says:
Kimura *looks down on Shino* "You dreck! I told you, even if you knew the truth, you're weak, you can't do anything! Die"
Alia: "please stop"
Kimura: "Why? doesn't he treat you like shit?"
Alia: "..... He was the only one who needed me in the entire world. I have nowhere to go. I'll do anything for him"
Shino: "Alia....."
Kimura: "Shut up" *kicks Alia*
Shino: "KISAMAA! Hands off my subordinate. This is my bitch!"
*surprised Xinil projectile hits Shino* Shino falls down
Shino".... Ki....sa....ma..."
Xinil: "put him into a cell or something"
Kimura "As you wish"
"and alia?"
"who?"
"Alia, this woman here"
"I don't care, do what you want"
Kimmura
rapeface
Alia: " ...no...no.... Shino-sama..... Shino-sama...... SHAFFLER-kuuuuun"!
I say:
Xinil:"That woman must know fear if she is to fear me! Yes, everything is going according to plan..."
Alia, after being violated by Kimura, is thrown into a cell next to Shino.
Alia:"Shino!!!??? What are we going to do!!!??? He's too strong! Shouldn't we get Shaffler's help?"
Shino says:
Shino: "It's still Shino-sama for you"
Alia: "Kimura beat me up like crazy. I was so scared"
Shino: "don't worry. I'll defeat him. ..... i-it's not like I-i'll do it for you or anything b-baka"
Alia: "shino-sama...."
I say:
Korotoko pops by.
With the keys in hand.
"Ohhhhhh! I didn't expect you to get captured, ma man!"
Shino says:
"No need to be so formal, we're friends aren't we? *Shino smiles, his first smile after 3 years, the forums are going nuts about this particular scene, especially ths Shino fangirls*
I say:
Korotoko: "That was so tender... Oh! I can feel the love radiating from you two!"
Shino says:
Alia: "Who's there?"
Shino: "... oh, it's him *is annoyed*
I say:
*Korotoko pops by with the keys in hand*
Korotoko: "I think this item in my hand is EXAAAAACTLY what you need."
He holds the keys in Shino's face.
"You want it boy? Huhn, huhn?
Shino says:
Shino: "Really? *stands up calmly* IAI TECHNIQUE! *cuts the cell door like butter*
I say:
Korotoko laughs
"Ohohohohoho! And here I was going to release just because I thought it'd be fun!"
"But you know what? I think the fun is about to start!"
Shino says:
Shino: "I see you didn't change, same old same old"
Kuro"But damn, you sure have changed Shino, TWICE"
I say:
"You do realize that despite my intentions, I'm still working with Xinil."
Shino says:
"but I know that you love women and you won't hurt my precious comrade, right?"
Alia: "..precious... nakam..."
Koro" ok you better hurry, I think Drew is nearby, he'll probably help you out of here"
Shino" what? he's here? *is annoyed*
I say:
In the meantime, we here of a siege where Drew is fighting Kimura, and Saki is fighting Xinil head on.
Shino says:
Alia *laughs* I see, he's also your friends
Shino : what's so funny
Alia: every time you're annoyed, I can tell that youre talking about your friends
Shino: friends...
I say:
Saki punches Xinil in the face, but he simply deflects the attack back.
Saki is losing.
Drew, on the other hand, is winning his battle.
Shino says:
Kimura "So you're the one who defeated Siva, heh not bad "
I say:
And Shaffler is out in the castle with J and Pandana looking for Alia.
Shino says:
Larcenist: "p-please don't hurt me, I'm just here, because I was forced to"
I say:
Drew: "Heh. He was a tough one that's for sure. But they don't call me the great Goeniko for nottin!"
Shaffler, J and Panada finally find Alia while she and Shine are with Korotoko
Pandana: "Shaffler! there she is!"
Shaffler: "A-Alia!!??"
Shino says:
"Shino? *draws sword*
to be continued..
I say:
Korotoko laughs.
"HAHAHAHAHA! I'll hold them off why you get away if need be! This kid is not your type, I can tell!"
Shino says:
YOU KILLED WEIKA-SHII
I'LL
NEVER
FORGIIIVE YOOOUUU
I say:
Shaffler charges after Shino head on.
Shino says:
*next ep preview*
ending song
I say:
But Korotoko blocks the attack easily.
Next episode - Korotoko is beating on Shaffler, while J and Pandana do nothing but cheer for him in the background.
Shino says:
Lol
I say:
In the meantime, Shino walks his way up to the castle to team up with Saki in the fight against Xinil
Shino says:
what the viewers don't know, the next ep will be a filler episode about larcenist how he defends himself against all the xinil's minions who try to take over the ship
I say:
Kimura then unleashes his secret technique against Drew.
The forums go nuts over speculation!
Shino says:
after the filler episode
larcenist gets 1 favorite
on MAL
I say:
Drew gets 2000 favorites for being Gar
Saki 1000 for being the protag.
Shino 4000 because of the fangirls.
Shino says:
unfortunately..
I say:
Shaffler 500 because no one likes the kids.
Shino says:
except the kids themselves
I say:
J and Pandana get 50 for being irrelevant.
Shino says:
Alia gets 2500 for being a sexy girl
and everyone feels sorry for her
I say:
Xinil gets 1500 for being evil.
Shino says:
there's even a war going on on the forums
the Shino fangirls vs Alia fanboys
SHINO TREATS HER LIKE SHIT
BUT HE'S SO KAWAII SUGOI DESU
YO
and "Shino smiles " topic gets 1millionen clicks

This is actually a few years old, but I decided to post this up since I realized I didn't have it on here anymore.
Drew says:
Time to play the creepy priest boytoy.
This ought to be a riot.
Jordan says:
spam that bell super
put on yo rape face
Drew - says:
Apparently he's the son of some grand preist and he loves strick and orderly rules.
Jordan says:
hot
lol
Drew - says:
Apparently his father was ignored to go to war with Marco and Urs' father so Cedric is real butthurt about this and wants to kill Marco and Urs to avenge his fathers honor.
Jordan says:
He's butthurt for some reason anyways
Drew - says:
Oh god.
First fight - Marco.
LOLZ.
Cedric is taunting him for just being a kid.
This is fucking hilarious.
Now Cedric is pissed that Marco thinks he's a wizard.
FUCKING lol.
Marco says he dresses like a girly wizard.
Jordan says:
A+ trolling marco
Drew - says:
Now Cedric gets pissed and fights him.
I love how the fight starts with cedric tripping over Marco.
Jordan says:
what a girly wizard
Drew - says:
I pretty much did nothing but spam the chain flail and won.
Now Cedric is acting all smug about beating him.
Jordan says:
yeah he should be
it sure is hard to beat up a little kid
Drew - says:
Now Marco is pretending that Cedric has officially become his sparring partner.
And he wants to go on an adventure with him.
Jordan says:
sounds hot
Drew - says:
Now he says that he looks smart but weak so he'll protect him.
He says he's going to go on the front lines and if someone beats him up, Cedric should come in from behind and help him.
Jordan says:
cedric is more used to other people coming in from behind
so that's not a very good plan
Drew - says:
Cedric is going apeshit about this and follows Marco as he runs off somewhere.
Oh god.
Now they're on Freed pirate ship.
And that fucking epic theme of his is playing.
Jordan says:
Pirates are no match for a kid and a girly wizard.
Drew - says:
Marco thinks Freed is a bad guy.
Apparently he believes all bad guys has hooks because he saw it in a book.
Jordan says:
Nah, he's not a bad guy. He's just a honest, hardworking pirate!
Wow, let's hope he doesn't read Canterbury Tales or Merchant of Venice. He might start attacking Jews too.
Drew - says:
Freed asks if he's lost and Marco gets pissed because he called him a kid.
And then he shouts "I'M THE DYNAKID! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME YOU BAD GUY!"
Of course, Freed just laughs and mocks him even more.
Because he's manly.
Jordan says:
A+ performance. Best line in an action movie.
Drew - says:
Cedric then appears.
Jordan says:
The Cisco kid has nothing on Dynakid.
Drew - says:
Then Marco says "my partner will handle you!"
Of course, the manly pirate openly accepts the challenge.
Time to spam the flail.
Jordan says:
Cedric has quite some experience with being manhandled.
Drew - says:
Freed is laughing lightly and admits Cedric is a good fighter.
So Freed lightly say "good teamwork. I give up."
Of course, Freed treats this as all a game so he pretends to be threatend by Marco.
Then after this, Marco has pity or something and takes off somewhere. His buttbuddy Cedric comes along too.
Jordan says:
Can't be too careful around Dynakid.
Drew - says:
They come to this large cave with a huge body of water in it.
They encountered Ashley.
Oh god.
This should be good...
Jordan says:
cue rape scene
Drew - says:
Then Marco says "I remember you! You're that guy that always stalks the princess."
Then he claims that he's in love with the princess.
and starts calling him a pervert.
Jordan says:
I remember you! You're that pedophile!
Drew - says:
Cedric appears.
Jordan says:
At this point, Cedric is getting a tingle in his pants.
Drew - says:
Oh course, Ashley is pissed about this.
After making fun of Ashley for this, Marco takes off.
Jordan says:
Marco wins troll of the year award.
Drew - says:
So Cedric is alone with Ashley.
Jordan says:
for excellency in trolling and starting stupid shit
Drew - says:
And Ashley then says the best way to treat children is to treat them gently.
Jordan says:
cedric's face upon realizing he's alone in a dark room with a pedophile
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn3/Deadpool_Drew/Cedricraeface.jpg
Drew - says:
Then Cedric goes apeshit and start shouting "what are you doing!"
The fight then begins.
Flail spam!
Jordan says:
After "What are you doing?" Ashley responds with, "You!"
Drew - says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
After the fight the first line Cedric says is "YOU PERVERT!"
Ashley is apparently turned on by this.
Jordan says:
This story gives Shakespeare a run for his money
Drew - says:
He claims Cedric is babysitting Marco and of course Cedric denies this. He then says "Is that right... Then let me... Babysit you..."
Jordan says:
sounds safe
Drew - says:
Of course, Cedric realizes he lost sight of Marco so he runs off to find him.
Then the two end up in a dessert.
Face appears.
The coolness factor is OVER 9000!
Jordan says:
Is it a cake or ice cream or...?
Drew - says:
So apparently he believes that Face is some sort of hero based on seeing him on a wanted poster.
Marco asks if he's a hero.
Jordan says:
I'd want Face myself.
Drew - says:
Face denies this in a rather cool and sly way.
Then Marco goes apeshit because he's wearing a "hero's mask."
Jordan says:
you're just like spideyman!
Drew - says:
and he wants to hold unto the mask.
Of course, Face doesn't let him.
Cedric appears.
Jordan says:
gee, and I thought in a fighting game like this, they would peaceflly resolve things
Drew - says:
Marco gets his feelings hurt and runs off.
And now it's just Face and Cedric.
Jordan says:
Marco has started what...3 fights now?
Marco: 3
Cedric: 0
Drew - says:
Face tells him to go chase after Marco because he thinks he's his guardian.
Apparently he claims he's forced him to be his partner and he's following him to disprove this point...
Or whatever.
Then Face tells him to git.
Jordan says:
wow, Cedric sure is smart
"I'll prove him wrong by doing exactly what he wants!"
Drew - says:
Cedric rambles on about this and Face starts counting down the time for him to get out of his sight.
Then when he reaches one the fight starts.
Jordan says:
10...9...8....BANG. Whoops, itchy trigger finger.
Drew - says:
Apparently Face is surprised by how good Cedric is and admits to underestimating him.
Cedric gets smug about this and lectures him about it.
Jordan says:
It's hard to overestimate a kid wearing priest garb.
Drew - says:
Basically Face counters Cedrics reasoning with sensible logic.
So Cedric just disses this off and says "you lost to me. I don't need to get lectured by you."
Jordan says:
You might even say he did an ABOUT FACE.
HAHA, I slay me.
Drew - says:
Then Face tells him he needs a good partner if he wants to survive.
Then he disses this off too and says "I defeated you alone. I don't need a partner."
Jordan says:
Then Face shoots Cedric.
Drew - says:
Then he walks off annoyed that Marco abandoned him.
Now we're at Donvalve's place.
Apparently Marco is his cousin.
Jordan says:
Hmm, maybe Cedric will just craft weapons from him.
I mean, why would he fight Donvalve or anything?
Drew - says:
and Marco comes up to him and says "look at me! I'm adventuring!"
Jordan says:
This game can't be THAT predictable.
Drew - says:
Donvalve tells him he's too young to seriously go out adventuring.
and Donvalve is trying to scare him with the rumours of the Deathbringer.
Cedric appears.
Jordan says:
Marco: 4 (or is it 5 now?)
Cedric: 0
Drew - says:
Of course, Marco pulls a tantrum when Donvalve threatens to take him back home if he doesn't stop adventuring.
So basically Marco challenges him to a fight.
Jordan says:
Marco is better at starting fights than radical Muslims nowadays, lol.
Drew - says:
and tells Cedric to fight him and takes off.
So the fight begins.
Jordan says:
Marco's a level 99 troll
Drew - says:
Donvalve compliments Cedric for beating him.
He then says Marco has a good eye for talent.
Once again Cedric denies this.
Jordan says:
Cedric denies that he's talented?
lol
Drew - says:
No, that he's Marco's partner.
Jordan says:
Oh yeah, I forgot that he was committed to being the Church's bitch or whatever.
Drew - says:
Cedric plans to build some sort of relationship with Donvalve because he figured it
will help him later on.
So he asks him about dwarven culture.
Jordan says:
ooh, foreshadowing
Drew - says:
Then he laughs and tells him to ask him everything because he is, after all, Marco's "partner."
He then goes on about how friends are the most important thing in life...
Blah blah blah.
Jordan says:
A+ monologue
Drew - says:
Then he says Marco is in your good hands.
then he says "I'm not his partner" then he runs off.
Now we're at Watson's place.
Jordan says:
this has more and more homosexual undertones as the story progresses
As a priest, it is Cedric's duty to rid the world of furries.
Drew - says:
Marco comes across Watson and he's surprised to see a talking rabbit.
Apparently he explains to Marco that he was a friend of his fathers.
Jordan says:
Marco...your father...was a furfag.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Drew - says:
Then Marco tells him he's on an adventure and of course Watson tells him he shouldn't because he's too young.
Lecture about how the world is dangerous.
Blah blah blah.
Cedric appears.
Jordan says:
Marco challenges the rabbit.
Cedric fights him.
Drew - says:
Marco takes off upset by what Watson said to him.
Cedric asks if he's Watson the Wise.
Jordan says:
no, I'm Watson the Wabbit
Drew - says:
and of course Watson says yup, that's me.
Jordan says:
liar
Drew - says:
And of course Cedric is thrilled to meet him.
Jordan says:
battle when?
Drew - says:
So Cedric introduces himself and tells him who his father is.
Watson, of course, doesn't know who him or his father is.
Jordan says:
Cedric gets mad. They fight.
Drew - says:
Cedric is annoyed by this.
and he says "let me show you my mad skills!"
Jordan says:
Marco: 5
Cedric: 1
Drew - says:
Then Watson says "on one condition. If you lose, I take care of Marco."
The fight begins.
Jordan says:
If you were smart, you'd lose.
Drew - says:
Okay.
I'll intentionally lose.
Jordan says:
lol
Drew - says:
See what happens.
Jordan says:
Marco will get eaten by the furry.
Drew - says:
Watson has this move where he puts a bear trap on his ass.
Jordan says:
He's a killerrrr rrrrabbit
Drew - says:
Cedric is in disbelief he lost.
And Watson like "I should have went easy on you..."
So apparently Watson decides to be nice and put Marco in Cedrics care anyway.
Jordan says:
lol
Drew - says:
So now I have to replay this fight..
Jordan says:
Cedric got unintetionally trolled
Drew - says:
Cedric is once again smug of himself for beating Watson.
Jordan says:
yeah, sure was hard beating a low tier furry
Drew - says:
Apparently Watson admits that he's powerful.
But then he says I can't acknowledge your prowess.
Cedric is shocked by this.
Jordan says:
You're just...too...gay
Drew - says:
Then he says power isn't enough.
And that he's lacking something of great importance.
Friends.
He then lecture about the importance of friends.
blah blah blah.
Jordan says:
trolled
Drew - says:
Then he tells him to go and search for some friends.
Jordan says:
Watson should have said that Cedric was lacking balls.
Drew - says:
Then Cedric says he doesn't have any.
The Watson tells him to search his heart for a friend.
Then Cedric goes on a shit frenzy about how Marco isn't his friend.
Then, he of course, takes off to find him.
Jordan says:
How tsundere.
Drew - says:
Now we're at some church and we Dokurod and Odile.
Marco thinks Odile is the princess.
Of course, they don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Now he's having an orgasm because Dokurod{a stick} talked.
And of course Dokurod tells him to shut up.
and now he wants to make the stick the bad guy and play some sort of adventure game with the princess.
Then Dokurod calls him an idiot.
Jordan says:
It had to be said.
Drew - says:
Cedric appears.
Jordan says:
Marco: 6?
Drew - says:
Marco then says "just in time.
And then he says the two of us will take you down.
Jordan says:
The two of us meaning Cedric and his hat.
Drew - . says:
And Dokurod is like "fuck it. I'll kill you both."
Jordan says:
cue battle
Drew - says:
Cedric is really this games Dan Hibiki.
Only high tier.
Cedric is smug once again for winning.
and Marco praises him for doing all the work for him.
Like a pokemon trainer.
Cedric is surprised he got praised.
Dokurod says something is odd about Marco.
Jordan says:
Reminds me of kuja asking people if they came to laugh at him.
Drew - says:
He thinks something must be done...
Then he just says fuck it.
Jordan says:
I like how he doesn't say something is odd about cedric, a little boy wearing priest garb.
Drew - says:
Marco then asks who their leader is and Dokurod is like sure, I'll show you my leader.
Jordan says:
then he pulls down his pants
Drew - says:
And he sticks his tongue out.
Jordan says:
my version was funnier
Drew - says:
and they're teleported somewhere.
To where Deathbringer is.
And his stage looks like hell.
Jordan says:
Marco says, "Wow, my partner wants to fight you man!"
Drew - says:
Cedric notes that it's really hot in here.
Jordan says:
Thanks Cedric. I wouldn't have known.
Drew - says:
Then he realizes where he is.
Jordan says:
Florida?
Drew - says:
Deathbringer appears.
Cedric has no clue who it is.
Then Deathbringer tells them to abandon all hope as all who enter the doeer will only find a realm of demons.
Deathbringer than tells him "come... Child of god. You will be my sacrifice."
Marco then shouts "YOU'RE A BAD GUY FOR SURE!"
Jordan says:
Factoid: Deathbringer tried a career as a motivational speaker but things didn't work out.
Drew - says:
Then Cedric gets scarred shitless and tells him not to start another fight.
And that they must run away.
Jordan says:
Marco: 7
Cedric: 1
Drew - says:
Of course, Marco doesn't run and wants to fight him.
Then he tells him that he can't win.
Deathbringer remarks "ha. Such punt life..."
Marco attacks and gets his ass handed to him rather quickly.
Jordan says:
Punt life? Cedric plays football?
Drew - says:
*puny.
The Cedric shouts his name in worry.
Jordan says:
pony life would have been a funnier typo
Drew - Good job. You fucked it up entirely. says:
Then Cedric gets angry.
Jordan says:
Cedric uses fu-rin-ka-zan
Drew - says:
Then Deathbringer says "you have the honor to be my sacrifice."
Of course, Cedric might as well shit himself in fear.
Then the fight begins.
Jordan says:
that's quite an honor
Drew - says:
I lost.
LOLZ.
Jordan says:
[several chain flails later]
Drew - says:
Lets see what happens now...
He loses and says "why does this always happen to me?"
Jordan says:
Good ending achieved.
Drew - says:
Then he reflects on how this is all Marco
fault.
Deathbringer then walks near him shouting "Blood... Sacrifice...Blood... Sacrifice"
Then a big light comes up and he's shaking.
Cedric has no clue what's going on.
Then he runs off.
Then it asks me if I want to restart the fight or not.
Jordan says:
I like how the character is actually named Deathbringer.
Drew - says:
I like how he walks towards him and Cedric shouts "NOOOO" as if he was gonna rape him or something.
I win.
Deathbringer collapses.
Cedric doesn't believe he won.
then he acts smug because of it.
Then Marco takes the credit for it.
Then Cedric said you didn't do anything.
Marco then randomly falls asleep.
Then Cedric just collapses.
Jordan says:
hopefully dead
Drew - says:
He mention Dyna and then Deathbringer comes up and shouts DYNA!!!!
Oh god.
He's super saiyan again.
Jordan says:
Return of the Dyna kid!
Drew - says:
Then he does that "Blood... Sacrifice..." thing again.
Marco jumps in front of him.
Oh wait, nevermind.
He just takes Marco while he's asleep.
And Cedric says "Get your hands off of him."
Then Deathbringer just punches him in the face.
Jordan says:
awww, he cared all along
Drew - says:
Then he goes on about how he doesn't care about what happens to him.
Then he gets flashbacks of him.
Then he decides to try and save him.
Time for me to get butt raped.
Jordan says:
Isn't that good for Cedric?
Drew - says:
LOLZ.
He does his ultimate move which takes away 75% of my health and I die.
What a fitting end.
Jordan says:
Yay! Story over.
Drew - says:
Then Cedric gets sad as he dies and realizes he couldn't do anything to save him.
LOLz.
He did his ultimate move again and I die.
He killed me quicker this time.
Jordan says:
wow! the plot thickens!
Maybe Cedric died and his punishment is to be killed over and over by Deathbringer's ultimate move.
Drew - says:
Oh well. Lets die some more so I can become a cheap whore.
I almost beat him that time.
But failed...
Died again.
Dammit.
Time to enter...
UNLIMITED CEDRIC MODE!
Jordan says:
that doesn't sound that scary, lol
Drew - says:
Oh lolz.
I activate this super of his and it zooms in on his face with an angry expression on his face.
Then the bell drops.
Jordan says:
unlimited rape mode
Drew - says:
I win of course.
After Deathbringers death, he wakes up Marco.
Once again, Marco takes credit for beating him.
And pretends he didn't do anything at all.
Then Cedric finally admits to being his partner and decides to teach Marco magic.
Then Marco says he doesn't like studying.
Obviously.
Drew - says:
Then Cedric says Marco is going to learn this stuff if he wants to be a hero.
Then his story mode ends with Marco saying "not cool..."
and it shows a picture of Cedric helping Marco to studying.
Oh my.
What a great ending.
Jordan says:
yeah, f'n amazing
Drew - says:
Man.
Cedric is rape material.
Jordan says:
you should post this whole conversation on battle fantasia
on a battle fantasia forum*
with no spoiler warning
Drew - says:
Okay.
Gonna copy and paste it now...