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October 10th, 2015
Anime Relations: Skull Man


What peeps of MAL said about me and other miscellaneous quotes


Martin said:
An excessively narcissistic individual.

- I made this thread only to prove Martin's notion as a correct one.

Coitus said:
Corrupter of all that is pure.

- I am happy that my hard work and devotion to my cause is noticed.

DarkFragBR said:
Is a fairy.

- Spreads fairy dust

Yumu said:
Fatherly figure who spends every night watching every horror movie known to man in complete and utter darkness, and also probably smears marmalade all over his body while doing so.

- As soon as I read fatherly I ran to pharmacy to buy some anti-wrinkle cream.

Ckan said:
I'm a bit ambivalent about the edgier takes on him from what I remember reading of MAX, but there's something so delicious about the idea of the wayward stoic cutting his competent yet anachronistic way through the crazy world of capes.

- The way Ckan described Frank Castle aka The Punisher caused a boink in my fluffy place.

MrHawkeye said:
My asshole is an endless void rivaling the depth of Tartarus, and the only one who can fill it is Heavenly Doku.

- No ass can resist the walker of anal pathways.

FruitPunchChinpo said:
Forcing me to play teh Russian Roullete with him, with fully loaded guns.

- Guns is to be interpreted as an euphemism.

Chaet said:
Some mysterious creature from some mysterious planet who came to Earth and the first thing he found on Earth was a spoon

- Nothin' else was worthy.

Berit1 said:
Brader Doku is an avid lover of everything that exists.
He treats everything from humans, and other animals, to puddles of water as potential sexual partners. It is not unusual to find him sodomizing the common house plant while screaming in an overly aggressive manner. I once found him having intercourse with a hole in the ground. This peculiar action confused me, so I asked him what he was doing. He looked at me with a grin and shouted "I'm fucking Gaia! Take that mother earth!"He then continued to laugh hysterically until he came in said hole.

- I have mastered the ways of love.

Kirena said:
From the planet of 'Dokupiconoboku' originally, the god of the universe 'Doku' enlightens the inferior beings of the planet MAL with his presence.
A father to all, the treasure chest of great hidden gross jokes that the world has never read or heard before, he shares them all with all his heart.
He also keeps the shiny silver-like stainless steel spoons with him as he believes it is a good weapon and the only tool to eat food with.
As a unique creature, his sense of everything is beyond a mere human's capacity.

- Every deity needs a prophet, or rather, every lunatic needs a believer.

buhngus said:
i think he fucks

- Hopefully it refers to humans.

Kenzolo-folk said:
u always say the right words to make me literally SCREAM out loud

- Minors have no shame nowadays.

Netomonogatari said:
Hoarsely shouting in anger and frustration as he’s about to ejaculate and they abruptly cut away from katanas to women.

- This is the Way.

Golemface said:
I am not aroused by furry animals father.

- When you hear these words you know you succeeded as a parent.

Posted by Dokubachi | Oct 10, 2015 7:05 AM | 0 comments
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