December 22nd, 2023
Unfinished Review #1: Aijou Rentarou and his uncontrollable thirst for women
Anime Relations: Kimi no Koto ga Daidaidaidaidaisuki na 100-nin no Kanojo
This is a review I wrote in about two hours out of pure boredom, and it was actually going well until it started to devolve into a normal, bland review as opposed to the wacky, rude style I started with. I was running out of creative (?) insults to throw and writing out this review wasn't as fun as it was at the start. So I gave up. I don't have any plans to finish it and I'm terrified of MAL's review guidelines as of current, so I guess I'll post it here.
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MILD SPOILERS!
So, the harem genre has gotten so rotten to the point where the people at Bibury Animation Studios have took it upon themselves to adapt the oh-so renowned Kimi no Koto ga Daidaidaidaisuki no Hyakunin no Kanojo manga into anime form? I was telling myself that this could actually be the one chance that we see a GOOD harem show, a genuinely funny take clowning on the repetitious clusterfuck that is the harem genre. Guess what? They fucked it up.
Why the hell was this not titled Kimi no Koto ga Daidaidaidaidaisuki na Rokunin no Kanojo? This six-timer he-whore Aijou Rentarou gets only six girlfriends in the runtime of twelve episodes. With the attitude of a sexually frustrated teenager who just can't seem to realize that sites like nHentai could give him the therapy he needs, he could've easily gotten six HUNDRED. Yes, fifty girlfriends per episode, because that's how shiver-me-timber-ingly thirsty he is for lust. THEY are for lust, actually, since the all-powerful Rentarou somehow managed to brainwash all six of his girlfriends into kiss-zombies before that pedophile of a science teacher Kusuri could even join his harem and make 'em drink anything.
So what if this carnivore for women only got six girlfriends? The anime will still have you suddenly start speaking French and make you say, "C'est magnifique!", right? Unfortunately, that is not the case. With a heavy heart, with tears welling up in my eyes, with emotions about to overflow, I regret to announce that it is a damn generic harem anime at its core. Exactly what it tried to make fun of. Good job you guys, you had ONE JOB. I guess the harem genre is so powerful that you legitimately just cannot escape its grasps. Oh, I know, then stop fucking making harem anime! There's solution number one. Solution number two is to not follow Hyakkano—I mean Rokkano—and actually do something original! Don't use this anime as an example to make fun of something. You too will be lost to the murky depths of harem anime. You don't want to know what's down there, trust me... But why would you trust me, a totally honest, free-of-sin child who has definitely never, ever delved into any such murky depths?
I knew something was fishy as soon as I, or rather Rentarou, encountered the fabled Inda Karane that he was fated to be partners with. "B-b-b-b-betsu ni suki ja nai!", she blurts out, her face as red as a tomato. I'll give you a moment to guess what kind of totally original, never-thought-of-before personality she has. If you guessed yandere, please go back to 2012 when Mirai Nikki was everyone's ejaculation material, because Karane's none other than a tsundere. I can just imagine the author going, "Ah, this is a new, refreshing take on the harem genre, so adding a tsundere will totally help!" but what can we do, they're merely another victim who got their brain melted trying to write a harem.
Well, I'll be damned. This scam of an anime is actually pretty funny, and it's all thanks to the dumbass dialogue our sadly dying author managed to grace our characters here with, with the last of their brainpower. Or did the Crunchyroll subtitlers have to take the reins in lieu of the dead author? Regardless, you sub watchers will be feasting with lines like, "I gotchu, brother" and words like "smol floof" and "bossman" strewn throughout to tickle your kibble-sized brains to life. I can only imagine if a dub were to surface that all of this precious comedic value would vanish and suddenly, this entire paragraph would be irrelevant. Oh, my dear paragraph...
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I'll also be damned with how fucking ridiculous episode 10 and 11 are, where Rentarou can't move on from Hanazono Hakari whom he's known for legit only six days.
...And that's where I gave up on this review. It's an unfunny, insulting review that I cooked up in less than 3 hours, but I still hope you enjoyed reading.
Reviewer's Rating: 4
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MILD SPOILERS!
So, the harem genre has gotten so rotten to the point where the people at Bibury Animation Studios have took it upon themselves to adapt the oh-so renowned Kimi no Koto ga Daidaidaidaisuki no Hyakunin no Kanojo manga into anime form? I was telling myself that this could actually be the one chance that we see a GOOD harem show, a genuinely funny take clowning on the repetitious clusterfuck that is the harem genre. Guess what? They fucked it up.
Why the hell was this not titled Kimi no Koto ga Daidaidaidaidaisuki na Rokunin no Kanojo? This six-timer he-whore Aijou Rentarou gets only six girlfriends in the runtime of twelve episodes. With the attitude of a sexually frustrated teenager who just can't seem to realize that sites like nHentai could give him the therapy he needs, he could've easily gotten six HUNDRED. Yes, fifty girlfriends per episode, because that's how shiver-me-timber-ingly thirsty he is for lust. THEY are for lust, actually, since the all-powerful Rentarou somehow managed to brainwash all six of his girlfriends into kiss-zombies before that pedophile of a science teacher Kusuri could even join his harem and make 'em drink anything.
So what if this carnivore for women only got six girlfriends? The anime will still have you suddenly start speaking French and make you say, "C'est magnifique!", right? Unfortunately, that is not the case. With a heavy heart, with tears welling up in my eyes, with emotions about to overflow, I regret to announce that it is a damn generic harem anime at its core. Exactly what it tried to make fun of. Good job you guys, you had ONE JOB. I guess the harem genre is so powerful that you legitimately just cannot escape its grasps. Oh, I know, then stop fucking making harem anime! There's solution number one. Solution number two is to not follow Hyakkano—I mean Rokkano—and actually do something original! Don't use this anime as an example to make fun of something. You too will be lost to the murky depths of harem anime. You don't want to know what's down there, trust me... But why would you trust me, a totally honest, free-of-sin child who has definitely never, ever delved into any such murky depths?
I knew something was fishy as soon as I, or rather Rentarou, encountered the fabled Inda Karane that he was fated to be partners with. "B-b-b-b-betsu ni suki ja nai!", she blurts out, her face as red as a tomato. I'll give you a moment to guess what kind of totally original, never-thought-of-before personality she has. If you guessed yandere, please go back to 2012 when Mirai Nikki was everyone's ejaculation material, because Karane's none other than a tsundere. I can just imagine the author going, "Ah, this is a new, refreshing take on the harem genre, so adding a tsundere will totally help!" but what can we do, they're merely another victim who got their brain melted trying to write a harem.
Well, I'll be damned. This scam of an anime is actually pretty funny, and it's all thanks to the dumbass dialogue our sadly dying author managed to grace our characters here with, with the last of their brainpower. Or did the Crunchyroll subtitlers have to take the reins in lieu of the dead author? Regardless, you sub watchers will be feasting with lines like, "I gotchu, brother" and words like "smol floof" and "bossman" strewn throughout to tickle your kibble-sized brains to life. I can only imagine if a dub were to surface that all of this precious comedic value would vanish and suddenly, this entire paragraph would be irrelevant. Oh, my dear paragraph...
“
I'll also be damned with how fucking ridiculous episode 10 and 11 are, where Rentarou can't move on from Hanazono Hakari whom he's known for legit only six days.
...And that's where I gave up on this review. It's an unfunny, insulting review that I cooked up in less than 3 hours, but I still hope you enjoyed reading.
Reviewer's Rating: 4
Posted by 7_3 | Dec 22, 2023 5:00 PM | 1 comments