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This is the seven-hundred-fourteenth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! I'm glad that you're here on this special day!

: It's special? Isn't it like any other Thursday?

: Maybe he's doing a certain good girl.

I mean that's correct, but it isn't even Thursday! And do you know what that means?

: Cake...?

I mean I would like that any time. But indeed it's my birthday.

: So then what does that mean?

: You're not going to be doing THAT until we get back on Earth...

*Ririchiyo blushes and looks to he side.*

: What are you talking about?

: N-NOTHING!

Come on, Riri. You don't need to be embarrassed.

: But-

I know that I can't play the Switch until we get back. It's not like we brought it with us anyway.

: Oh! I thought that you meant... er, nevermind.

*She blushes as Kaoruko turns to Riri. The assistant seems to be spinning the spools in the tape.*

: So what are you doing anyway?

: Oh, I'm rewinding the tapes the old fashioned way. It's not like we have rewinders anymore.

I never got those when the VCR could rewind itself. It just seemed like extra cost.

: Technology back in the day was sure a mess.

: We can only imagine how momma and master survived...

It's a miracle, though there are some things that were better back then. I blame terrible people getting into fads and ruining them from the inside. Like an infection or parasite.

: That partially sounds familiar...

: That is a good way to describe it. But I finished rewinding the tapes.

: Wait, wasn't Topaz supposed to do that?

Ririchiyo did it better!

: He just got nervous that he'd ruin all his hard work. Something about 2017 guest blogs or something.

Even if that was the others, but at least that aired before the tapes were ruined! And it was a lost episode of Spongebob reference too.

: Topaz has a habit of enjoying lost media.

I do! It's really interesting that people keep finding things that were once thought to be lost forever! But enough about that. I think that it's time to go to the footage.

: As long as it's not found footage and will attack us we should be fine.

: This is not a horror blog!

: True, and let us hope it's not a horror-ible blog either!

I sure hope not, as it's this year's meganekko blog! But enough stalling, this isn't Gen 2!

*With that Riri hands the tape over and places it in the VCR. After a bit of static the show begins and the camera goes towards the monitor. Rather than be the screen though the film transpositions to the tape, as if the viewer was there.*

*The camera shows a bowling alley though it seems almost empty. However, one girl in a very conservative outfit is using the lanes, and she makes a very elegant toss. The ball seems to swerve perfectly, hitting the strike and knocking all the pins down. The score monitor above the lane makes a generic clip art-like picture that says “STRIKE!”.”

: YES! WHOO HOO!

*The meganekko jumps around, bouncing quite a bit and that of course includes her fairly plump ass which can be seen even with her long skirt. The camera moves towards her as if being carried by Topaz, who even looks at it in a selfie-like way.*

Oh hey everyone! You got to see the girl today make her throw! And look at that wonderful body move around as she looks so happy!

*He approaches further, surprising the girl.*

Great job there. I can see how skilled you are at bowling.

: W-what? EEEK!

*As she was pulling her ball from the return, which was somewhat noisy, she didn't hear Topaz approaching until he said something. She drops the ball in shock, having it somehow land on his foot and deal 5 damage. Although the bowling ball is heavy and solid it still bounces slightly and rolls right into the gutter. The score monitor makes a generic clip art-like picture of a person holding their nose and going “What A Stinker!”. The girl is flustered as Topaz even falls against the nearby seats, flipping over them in a comedic fashion. Some time later he has his shoe off and his foot is being rubbed by the flustered girl.*

: I am so sorry about that! I cannot believe that I would injure someone with a ball!

Don't worry. I shouldn't have surprised you, so it is my fault.

: Luckily you should be alright. You seem tougher than your look, so it should only cause a little bit of swelling.

Oh, I'm pretty sure I have some “swelling”...

: What are you talking about?

*She looks up at Topaz and tilts her head, her long beautiful hair cascading wonderfully. Her buttons on her top look quite tight, and from his seated position he can see how fat and sexy her ass is too. He blushes though, trying to not be too affected by her appearance.*

A-anyway, that's not important. What is important is that I want to talk about you!

: Wait, are you that Topaz fellow that was supposed to be coming? I still cannot believe that you would want to interview me.

Why would that be? You're a wonderful girl and I want more people to learn about you! Especially if your manga won't likely get an anime, which is unfortunate.

: Well it was never all that popular. Though what should I expect, as I'm in the lead. If it was about my mother I'm sure that there would be even more fans but for a plain girl like me...

Nonsense! You're an incredibly beautiful girl, and that's why I want to talk about you on this special day!

: S-special?!

*She blushes.*

Indeed as it is meganekko day. That means that it will be a special blog that I'll talk about a beauty in glasses like yourself! You're the only one that I want to talk about!

: Are you sure? I mean I'd be fine with you talking about me, b-but aren't there better girls you can talk about?

I came all the way to talk about you, and I know that you want to be talked about to. You deserve your moment in the sun!

: I wouldn't say that... Maybe I'm better suited for the shadows.

Don't say something like that. And since she did technically give the alright how about I mention that...



: I am surprised that you're still doing me, and that picture... it's better than the one that I had!

Of course as I want to use color images as often as I can! I want to make sure that the meganekko day girl looks good after all, as it's not only once per year but it's also my birthday!

: Such pressure... This is like trying to get a Greek Church!

I'd rather have Greek love with you, Touka! Er, I suppose that I should mention that a “Greek Church” is the 4-6-7-8-10 pins still standing.

: Indeed, as it is a very difficult pick-up-wait, what's “Greek love”?

It's not important.

*Touka tilts her head trying to realize what he means. However the camera seems to glance towards her skirt-clad ass which, as she's sitting on the fabric, is pulling snug on her plump round cheeks.*

Anyway, to help calm your nerves how about you take a few rounds in the lane? I'm sure that you'll be able to relax.

: R-relax?! With you watching me?!

*She blushes cutely.*

I thought that you were more used to guys watching!

: I mean I am a little... b-but with that camera...

Don't worry. It's not on yet.

*Despite lying Topaz still has the camera aim at Touka's sexy body, showing off her sexy curves and plump ass.*

: A-are you sure?

No. This is an antique after all. But don't worry. You did perfectly the first one that I saw you shoot!

: You saw that? B-but my form was slightly off... And to be seen...

*Her eyes have spirals under her glasses, causing Topaz to playfully flick her forehead. She pouts cutely from the smack.*

Don't keep making excuses. You should just bowl for the sheer joy of bowling!

: A-alright! I'll try my best then!

*She picks up the ball from the ball return and takes a deep breath. Pretending that Topaz wasn't there Touka makes a perfect roll, centering her spirit. The ball goes down and she gets another strike, only this time she gets flustered at her celebration so she just smiles.*

: L-look Topaz! I did it, and even while you were watching!

That you did! Great job! Are you more relaxed now?

: A little bit. How about I make another toss?

Fine by me!

*Topaz watches as she gets her ball back. However, he notices that a string on her skirt seems to be lose...*

W-wait, before you throw that-

*Touka takes a deep breath and throws the ball. It does go down the alley but not quite right as Touka's foot seemed to have slipped on the string from her skirt. It causes her long skirt's buttons to snap and she shows off her plain panty ass. It looks as plump and sexy as expected, and also she panics and flusters with a bright red face.*

: EEEK!

I-it's alright! Your ass looked great!

: Not only did I tear my skirt but you saw my b-big butt! I can't believe it!

I can't either. Who calls it a “butt” any more? Call it an ass like an adult!

: That's what you're getting offended by?! Oh man, and I tore it all the way down my skirt too! I can't repair it like this, and m-my panty ass will be completely exposed for the whole blog!

That's alright, as your fat ass looks great! In general you look very wonderful!

: P-please don't say such things! It's embarrassing!

*She blushes as she tries to cover her ass.*

Certainly em-bare-ass-ing...

: Please! I-I do have some pants in case of something like this... b-but I need to go change...

Go right ahead, I can wait for you. In fact, how about I begin the blog while you're gone? Well, if you can hear me at least.

: I should be able to, so please talk all you want! I-I might be a little bit...

*Touka makes her way to the backroom, holding her torn skirt in front of her to cover her panties. Her ass jiggles as Topaz watches her make her way back, her cheeks looking very plump and sexy. He then coughs, shaking his head to return to reality.*

W-well, after all that I'm sure that you're surprised that we still have to begin the blog. Can't forget about the important part after all!

*With that Topaz begins the blog, allowing Touka time to change.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Touka has some extremely good hair, but that does not mean that she remains that way. That said, for the majority of the series she has basically my ideal style. She has long hair that goes straight down her back, going about to her waist if slightly longer. Her sides are also really long and frame her face, and let's not forget about her beautiful and nearly flawless hime cut. It could use a little more fullness, but without major gaps it still looks great and is a very nice length. Touka does show her ears but that isn't too problematic. There's some variety as she has had braids or a ponytail, and probably other hair styles. I'll also say that black hair looks fantastic for her, and while her hair does appear a little stringy it isn't anything troubling either. I will say that Touka did have shorter hair in the past, as well as the last chapter. Yes, that means that Touka had one of those terrible last-minute time skip haircuts. Presumably it's due to her becoming okay with the love issue, but I hate that trope. It's especially painful considering how simply amazing her hair was prior, like turning a red-eyed black-haired potential Cure villain into a blue-eyed blonde-haired version. Okay, so it's not THAT awful (and believe me, that is something we'll get in with that girl) but I really don't like girls cutting their hair. Especially for some resolve reason as that's always corny and to make it worse her bangs get pulled back to ruin her hime cut with a gap on the right side. Overall for the majority of the series Touka looked really great, especially for my tastes, but her hair cut pulled her score back to slightly above average due to how terrible it looks.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
As this year's meganekko day girl it is no surprise that Touka wears glasses. Fortunately they aren't lost by the time skip or else I'd be even angrier at the ending (granted I've calmed down since but still). They're a very nice pair of thick frames, mostly seen on the upper side but do note that there's a lot more detail in the design than in most other series. You can even see the nose pieces, and there are very few times where she's not wearing them as well (mainly going into water or getting dressed). As far as shape goes Touka does pretty well here too, with a well detailed shape and a nicely emphasized upper lid. Granted it's not tsurime, more of a rounded or flat look, but that might be because her eyes seem narrow for an anime character. Her eyelashes do a good job of providing some shape to her eyes as well. The pupils do have a lot of detail and I like many of her cute expressions. I will mention that she does have blue eyes, but other than the covers as this is a manga it's hard to tell and her eye color looks more on the darker side. Overall while not quite perfect for me, Touka's eyes do fit her personality and I really love her beautiful glasses as well.
Grade: A

===Face===
Touka is the type of girl who is often considered “plain” for some reason, but perhaps that's just due to anime cuteness being a thing. Still, I find her extremely beautiful and her expressions are all really great. Her blush is really pretty too, which she does somewhat often. I will mention that she does have somewhat thick eyelashes, but it isn't pointed out or anything. Due to the art style her nose does look somewhat bigger, but only occasionally when the bridge is drawn. Her facial structure has some very nice curves to it, and I like how she has a mole on the left side near the bottom of her mouth. Not that I'm too into moles, but it is something interesting that she stands out for. That said, overall Touka does fairly well in this area with a beautiful face that's further improved by her lovely glasses.
Grade: B+

*After the sections we return to “reality” where Riri smacks Topaz around. She doesn't do damage though. The tape is fortunately paused as well.*

Ow ow! I mean not really, but what's all that for!

: You told me that you were just going out with friends that day! I can't believe that you were spending time with a girl that looks like THAT!

I was with friends that day! It came after we already had the tape!

: Time sure is funny in this blog.

: I mean Topaz doesn't plan out these things properly. But I still want to hear more about this girl!

: As do I, so let's go back to the tape!

Great plan!

: You're just trying to excuse yourself from the various things that you'd do with her!

I'll have you know that I was a perfect gentleman!

: Sure sure.. then let's get back to the video.

With pleasure!

*As Topaz unpauses the tape we go back just as Touka is coming back from the backroom. She's wearing tight pants now, which are snug against her fat cheeks. She even shakes her hips as she sits down beside Topaz. Well, a few seats down as she'd be embarrassed otherwise.*

: I'm sorry about that, I just have a problem with being seen.

I understand, there's a lot of girls in your spot. But we hadn't talked about that, and instead we talked about your head.

: I-I cannot believe that you would think that I'm so cute.

Of course! Meganekkos are wonderful, and you have extremely beautiful glasses that you keep through the series and wear in most opportunities! You didn't even attempt contacts which is a plus, and I love how you cutely adjust them because they're ever so slightly too big so you have to adjust them some times! You might even have multiple pairs and... er...

*Topaz notices how flustered Touka was as a result of all the glasses praises. She even adjusts them near the temples.*

: Y-you really like glasses, don't you?

They're really versatile! Especially a pair like yours, and your eyes are really nice too! Even with the blue color, which isn't too noticeable in the manga, they're incredible as I like the cute shape of them. There's a nice amount of detail too!

: I-I have never heard that kind of praise before...

You deserve it though! Your face is great too! You have such beautiful facial expressions and I even like your cute mole too!

: Y-you don't have to lie! I know that I'm very plain and-

But that's what's so great about it! You're really great for my tastes! And that's not counting the hair... *cough most of the time...*

: Eh? Something wrong with my hair?

*She shows it off, the long flowing black locks falling beautifully.*

Not now, certainly. You have extremely great hair and would easily have been perfect. If it wasn't for the time skip haircut at least. I hate that trope where girls cut their hair after heartbreak. Instead they should make it longer!

: Eh?! How?!

Listen I don't know these things. But time skips certainly give a chance for hair to be long, and I'm also tired of adult anime women having short hair as they should keep it down and long! I mean it's a preference, but yours looks so great!

: I do thank you...

*She seems to be squirming a bit.*

Hmm? Do you have to take a break? Well, don't let me keep you.

: A br... I-It's not that. It's just that ever since I came back my pants have felt really tight...

Oh, I understand! Looking at you too much makes-er, too much information...

*Luckily Touka didn't seem to hear Topaz's last line.*

: I don't get it... these pants fit yesterday...

*She shakes her hips as she bends over, trying to adjust the legs of her pants. However, the part that's really tight is of course her fat jiggly ass. Her panties even stick out the top slightly as she tries to adjust, but her cheeks definitely look too big for her outfit.*

I-I think I know the reason...

: Oh? What's that? Don't tell me it's due to a big dinner...

Because of my blogs I have a habit of causing girls to have their asses grow. Your ass looks beautiful though!

: I-it's not too big or anything?

If anything it'll grow even further, but I'm sure that it won't affect your score!

: That is a relief... I was afraid it would get in the way of my bowling.

Right because I don't apply blog noncanon things and-wait, you mean...

*Touka bravely picks up her ball and throws it down the lane, putting a good amount of spin on it. It was slightly stronger than intended, meaning she gets a split rather than a direct strike.*

: Hmmm... This is a lot more weight, and because of that my legs seem stronger too... I should be able to adjust to this...

*She throws a ball and picks up the split. However, as she's leaning forward with her arm out her hips and especially her barely-contained ass look great.*

: YES! I picked up the spare!

Perhaps spare pants are in order as well. You're about to split those...

: EEK!

*Touka blushes from Topaz's comment, attempting to cover her bowling ass but her hands are far too small for her massive cheeks.*

: P-PLEASE! Just go to the next area!

But it's the-

: I don't mind! Just get to it!

Fine fine... If you insist... Heh heh heh...

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Touka definitely has some issues when it comes to this area, though they're mostly due to the next area. Still, she is fairly curvy and slightly plump though I like that sort of thing. She's about average height though it is a little hard to judge. She does have a nice lower body, and she does have a few nice ass moments though there could always have been more. There's one where she flashes her lower body and her ass and thighs take up most of the page! Sadly as the series goes on the fanservice seemed to be put to the side, and what little Touka got was mostly mamocentric. She does at least show her bare ass at one point, which is always nice and more than what a lot of other girls can say. Her legs are also quite nice, especially her thighs, and in general her somewhat-athletic body has curves in all the right places. Still, with her “baggage” she doesn't have too much stamina and is rather slow when it comes to running (fortunately bowling doesn't require a lot of that though). Overall Touka looks incredible, with some nice ass moments and showing off her body really well (even if against her wishes).
Grade: B+

===Chest===
That said, Touka's chest is very large and that gets pointed out quite a bit. She is very embarrassed and insecure about it, and being so curvy makes her worried while bowling. She doesn't admit her cup size when asked, being embarrassed though I'm not sure if it's brought up in a later chapter. It is mentioned that each one of her breasts weighs about 5 kg, which is dumb if it's her only measurement but I blame the one groping her comparing her to the weight of a bowling ball. Despite having a couple of opportunities she doesn't show her nipples, even in the manga volumes, though she does get comforted when Koyomi bonds though suckling her (getting bite marks on her chest as a result). Overall Touka does very poorly here, only saved by not being entirely mamocentric thanks to some convenient scenes but only barely and she still has a lot of troubling problems.
Grade: C-

===Clothes===
As expected of her personality Touka's outfits are usually very reserved. She often wears a long black skirt with red bowling shirt and a vest to try and hide her size, getting convinced to roll up said skirt and remove her vest to try and get used to it. She also gets an official bowling shirt later on as well, and wears it after the time skip with tight pants. She also has a lot of casual outfits which include things such as a ribbed sweater with pants, but she does have trouble getting clothing (both under and overwear) due to her curvy body. She even bursts buttons or zippers (meaning the teeth, not flinging the zipper part out like a projectile) and has other busty girl problems as well like sweating through her shirt. Other outfits include a striped bikini during a shota's imagination and a naked apron during another imagination (and showing off her ass too), as well as a gym uniform with pants and jacket. There's also official art of her in a cow print bikini and she wears a towel on occasion too. There's probably more, but overall Touka does pretty well showing some of the troubles she has but still having a good amount of cute outfits (as well as some fetishy kinds in the imaginations of other characters).
Grade: B+

*We return to Topaz and Touka, with the latter having a redder face than ever before. She is strangely closer to Topaz, at least close enough to start beating on him cutely like Riri would.*

Ow ow ow! Well, not really. Luckily like you said I'm very defensive. But what is all this for?

: Y-you should have talked about m-my body like that! I'm really embarrassed about it!

You shouldn't be! Granted I can understand it, but you have a wonderful body!

*The camera gives her a very nice pan, making to show off her fat ass in shorts and chest which is big though not as big as her ass has become. She isn't sure which side to cover up with her arms.*

: P-please stop looking at me like that!

I'm really sorry but you're so beautiful! I mean the series does sadly show off your chest way too much, so I suppose that makes sense that you have a complex about that.

: Of course, and I get so conscious of my curves while people are watching me.

It's alright, I imaging that's natural. You get it in your head and it bothers you, so you can't think of how your body poses and moves. You shouldn't have to worry though, as I'm sure that they will still appreciate your bowling skills!

: But it's just too hard!

I wasn't thinking you could see-er, n-never mind! Just know that you did pretty well because of your really great ass and lower body. Like I've said before you look really great, and maybe if the series weren't so mamocentric you wouldn't have that kind of complex! I blame people caring way too much about boobs and not about asses. Obviously boobs are fools after all...

: Y-you're talking so much, and it's making me nervous... H-how about we get back to the previous areas... Or the next ones, that will work out well too!

*Topaz pats Touka cutely, who seems to be getting overly embarrassed.*

I suppose, but I still have to talk about your clothing. Granted there are moments where your large chest does get in the way there too, but overall the nice selection of sensible outfit mixed with the occasional perverse one really works out.

: P-please! It was already embarrassing hearing you talk about my body and clothes... I know that I'm not as fashionable as Koyomi, or as outgoing as my mother...

Don't worry about that! And I'm sure that my fans understand as well, even if they don't know you and probably won't outside of the blog!

: Then I hope that I am giving them a good impression...

*For some reason she comes closer to Topaz, showing off her surprisingly erotic body. However the screen soon goes to static, causing Topaz to smack the monitor and machine.*

EH?! NOW?! But that's going to be so suggestive!

: You had better not taken advantage of her while I wasn't there, Topaz!

*For some reason Riri arrives on the screen, seeming to work the camera.*

: Momma is on the picture box!

W-wait, what is this Riri?

: N-NOTHING! Give me that! Don't watch!

: Well that just makes us want to watch it!

: N-NO! It's embarrassing!

: Then we should keep watching, now shouldn't we?

*May, Saki and Kaoruko hold back Riri from getting at the tape. The Ririchiyo on the screen talks to herself, seeming to be in a bedroom. She looks at the pants she's wearing, especially shoving her fat ass towards the camera.*

: I don't see what Rika is saying. These pants look just right! I just bought them after all, but I can't get a good look without the camera...

*She even dances in an assy way.*

: Oh no, Topaz~ I've got such a big ass, and no one to carry it~ What even shall I do?

Hey, Riri! What are you doing as it's dinnertime!

*Topaz's voice is heard on the tape, apparently heading towards Riri.*

: N-NOTHING! Sheesh, where's that power button?

*Riri then moves over to the camera, turning it off before the video returns to static.*

So what was all THAT?

: Rika told me that those pants were too small for my ass, and I didn't want to break them in front of you!

But it would be sexy!

: T-that's not important!

: Ufufu, are you sure you don't want to be an idol?

: I don't want to hear that kind of idea!

: Master, momma? We hear the tape returning.

*As Jack says that Touka's voice is heard, even if the static is still on the screen.*

: This is the first time I've done something like this... At least with a guy...

: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

I swear I'm a gentleman!

*Indeed as the visual soon returns, and it shows that Topaz is on Touka's lap. She's patting his head.*

: I'm sorry for knocking you off the seat, but I'm glad your head is feeling alright.

But of course as your sexy thighs are so soft! And-

*Topaz goes to look up towards Touka's face, but there is a very obvious obstruction in he way. He quickly sits up, blushing himself.*

: Eh? Are you feeling better already?

Y-yeah. Don't worry about that. I'll just take a drink and-

*Topaz picks up a nearby can of soda, only he's so flustered that he accidentally shakes it in his trembling. As he opens it the resulting burst hits Touka directly.*

: EEEP! You've got it all over my ch-er, shirt and glasses! Now I'll be such a sticky mess.

I do apologize but please rephrase that!

: I'm going to go get changed, and as my pants are so tight maybe I'll change them too...

*As she says that Touka splits her pants, her enormous cheeks burst out. Topaz tries to help cover them, or at least touch her, but both hands barely fit on one of her cheeks now.*

W-wow.. they're like 18 pounders... And yet so perky!

: D-don't compare my ass to bowling balls!

You're right, as it's in Freedom Units and people won't recognize that it's slightly above 8 kg each.

: That's not the reason why!

*She then runs to the backroom to change once again, her plump cheeks looking hungry from how much they eat her panties which are wedged deep.*

W-well, since Touka is changing how about we return to the blog? I'm sure that she can hear me in there too.

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Touka is a really great girl for my tastes. She's a shy girl who slowly opens up as the story goes on, gaining more confidence as the series goes on. In the beginning she can't bowl in front of others, especially guys, but she wants to follow her mother's footsteps and become a renowned female bowler. The series is mostly about her going through various trials, getting a little better each time and playing games against various female rivals. Sadly Birdie Wing this isn't so there's no overly shounen battle sports, mostly realistic bowling as far as I can remember. But Touka does have a lot of adoration for the sport as she works at a (mostly abandoned) alley and even makes sure to scrub the floors every day. She does feel like she's in her mother's shadow, and as mentioned she is very self-conscious about her body and showing off though she gets better with being able to be seen. Overall Touka might not seem too interesting but that's probably just me being unable to find the words to describe her well. She's a great hard worker, going towards her ambitions even though she is such a shy and anxious girl and eventually meeting her goals. Sadly as a manga-only character she doesn't have a VA, but I do appreciate the series even if the ending seemed a little rushed (at least to me).
Grade: B+

===Libido==
This is probably Touka's biggest issue, especially when it comes to my tastes. Well, not as bad as the haircut, but that is easily ignored as it was in the last chapter. For one, she is very nervous in the beginning showing off, being unable to bowl if a guy is watching. But getting to her love interests, she has a crush on her coach for most of the series though he doesn't seem to notice (even with all the inspiration he gives her). It's a pretty big driving force of the series that she wants to do well at bowling to show how improved she is to him. She even kisses his poster to get prepared in the morning! However, this doesn't go well as her heart is broken as her mother, who she has a pretty big inferiority complex towards, seems to go after him instead (said mother is 39, being older than him by about 10 years). I don't have a problem with how the relationship went, but rather that Touka seemed to become yuri afterward. Granted that part of the series isn't translated so I can't be sure, but I do know that she ends up with Koyomi the (yuri) friend that was with her since the first chapter. They even had a teacher that was shipping the two of them from the beginning. Maybe I'm just angry that Ren the middle school boy with a crush on her didn't really seem to get his arc resolved as the series had to be cut due to interest failing (which is sadly what happens to a lot of series these days). That may also be why the yuri resolution seemed so rushed, but there is also the language barrier so I don't know exactly the dialogue. And it's not that Koyomi wasn't interested in her in the beginning, but I always think of that being a part of female-driven slice of life. They do have their moments early too, so I'm probably just still recovering from the shock that a series like this would go full-yuri. Luckily my frustrations have gone down since, which is helpful. I will also mention that Touka is pretty submissive, which is unfortunate as well. Still, Touka does overall do alright and I suppose I cannot be angry that she found love. I just hope that she didn't settle. And her being so embarrassed about her body effects this score as well.
Grade: C+

===Age===
Touka is the standard age for an anime girl, meaning about high school age. At least if you're not counting the time skip nor flashbacks, though I cannot say for sure her exact age or grade. She does seem quite older in the last chapter, being an adult but I don't know how much time had passed as it hasn't been translated. I will mention that the coach that Touka had a crush on was nearly 30 which is a bigger age gap than I'd like, though as mentioned he went with her mother instead. Guys her own age also oogle her curvy body, at least if her mother isn't around, but my favorite is of course the middle school boy Ren who has a huge crush on her! Sadly that wasn't meant to be, as mentioned prior. However, those romantic interests don't affect Touka all that much, and overall her score does alright but I wouldn't mind having more knowledge about her age.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 73
Average score: 8.1
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week, or at least today! Even if this was prerecorded.

: I wasn't expecting to do so well. I'm sure that there are many people who could do better, like my mother...

Nonsense! You're a wonderful meganekko which is something she could never be! You've got a great design and body for my tastes, and most of the issues that I had were late in the series. I blame being overly invested.

: S-so you only care about my body then! You guys are all the same!

I mean sure I did get interested in the series because of your design. I doubt that I'd really read a sports series without some sort of initiative like that. But personality wise you're really great too! I like shy girls and you've got just the right amount of nerdy-ness for my tastes too!

: N-nerdy?!

I mean that in the best possible way! I mean I'm the one that has a scoring sheet for anime girls and have been talking about them for over ten years. Going on fifteen.

: That is really incredible. And to think that I will now be immortalized...

That you will be, or at least as long as this site continues to operate. But it is a shame that more information about your age wasn't available. Same for measurements, though that might just cause more mamocentric issues.

: True... Though I am thankful for such a full ass, even if that will catch eyes instead.

Good for them, I hope that many people watching your bowling will become ass-lovers. Then they'd gain intelligence.

: I am still a little flustered at being stared at though, even as you're gazing up and down my body...

Well it's extremely attractive and with your bigger ass it looks even better! But I do apologize for staring as I should have know it would bother you. Especially with you taking a more yuri ending, which was still a surprise to me! I'm too used to that sort of thing just being bait so I probably got overly frustrated.

: It's alright. Especially since you couldn't really talk about a series that others don't care about.

Right. And I wouldn't want them to read it either due to how mamocentric it is, even if it does have its ass moments.

: It's alright. How about I help a bit... It is your birthday after all.

*She opens her arms out wide for a hug, blushing.*

A-are you sure?

: Yes, at least for now... I'll let you enjoy some “soft therapy”... And hurry before I change my mind.

*Topaz nods and approaches. However, that is the end of the tape. Topaz gets beaten on by Riri.*

: W-what was that part near the end, Topaz!

Tee hee!

*Topaz smiles with his tongue out the corner, acting innocent. This causes Ririchiyo to chase him around.*

: Come back here and tell me what happened! Stop being so coy!

No way! You're going to smack me again, and I'm sure that my readers won't be happy either!

: That only makes it MORE awful! Don't leave off on such a terrible note! What did I tell you about...

*Her voice trails off as Riri continues to chase Topaz, leaving the other girls alone with the machine.*

: Not the first girl he had that sort of fun with this week, and probably not the last...

: What a pervert! But hopefully his readers still enjoyed the blog!

: Agreed, though I am sure that they did. It had a good amount of ass service, even if it's of a girl they don't know too well. That said, it seems like the blog is over for today as those two just ran off...

: Perhaps we should trail them?

: I'll try my best in my mecha, but I can't take a lot of cramped corridors.

: I suppose it would be good. Though we haven't seen many enemies lately. I wonder...

*We leave those trio and go back to one of the prison cells. The familiar KurlKurl is there, knocking on the door.*

KurlKurl: Prisoner I have come here to bring you your meal. I know that we're in space, but it should still be dinner... Hello?

*She listens at the door, only to hear nothing. As she opens up nothing but confetti pops out.*

KurlKurl: To think that I would be made a fool like this. Let us get the robots on high alert! We've got an escapie!

*On another part of the ship, between where the escape was and Topaz and Riri, was a girl who crushed a robot's head with her bare hand. Well, it was enhanced with some type of divine energy. It crumples on the floor.*

: Quick! Capture her alive! We need her scorn!

*More robots approach, but they get shut down by various simple magic tricks that were set like traps. The mysterious goddess continues to head forward, talking to herself. However, her bows bounce with every step though her eyes are obscured.*

????: To think that your magic abilities would be so useful. It must be the effect of the scorn, but I know that Topaz's blog will help me clear that up for you...

*She looks up.*

: Prepare yourself, Topaz. I shall be meeting you... soon... And I don't mean in a week either.

*And with that this year's meganekko day blog is over. Join us next week, wait no-TOMORROW! For another blog.*