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Welcome back. Last time we talked with a survivor. Now it’s time for a cool girl.

: Wait. We’re in this school again?

Yes. I wanted to talk about another girl from this series.

: The fourth one?

Is that a problem?

: No, but I hope you do Fuuko someday too…

First Kirie, now Fuuko? Come on…

: Lazy… But more to the point, why are we in the gym storage?

: Because I asked for that! *appears*

Look, finally arrived…



: Me! *shows off in all her red buruma glory*

: Nice ass, but can’t match mine.

: Well, you look like you have two balloons in your skirt… But I’m still awesome!

Raika, don’t anger her or she’ll throw a dictionary at us.

: Who said words can’t break bones?

: Heh. But now begin talking about me! Now!

Yes!

: How simple to convince…

Body

Hair
Kyou has lavender hair. A nice color, and it reaches around her waist too for more appeal. Her bangs are standard but good, and she has the usual Key horns for cuteness. She also has ribbons on the sides for even more cute appeal. When sporty she dons a stylish ponytail. You’d think she’d score well, but all of this is marred by the worst thing a girl can do: a fucking haircut. THANKFULLY it’s not a resolve haircut, those are the worst kind without question, but rather to pretend to be her sister… but it’s a dumb haircut nonetheless. Ah well.
Score: 6

: Hey, my hair is long and beautiful!

Then I’m just glad we’re not in your route.

: But you wish you were.

: Heh… I wouldn’t cut my hair down anyway! Haircuts are absurd!

Exactly! Glad someone understands!

: Of course!

Eyes
Kyou has lavender eyes. A great color, and her tsurime makes it even better. Really nice.
Score: 9

Build
Kyou has measurements. Hooray! Height 160cm and 46kd which is average-small but not bad. Three sizes 82-56-82 which are decent, at least she’s not overly busty like Tomoyo and Kotomi. That aside Kyou looks good and has no real flaws. Also she’s very athletic and strong, not on the level of Tomoyo but still up there nonetheless. She’s really cool.
Score: 9

Butt
Kyou has some ass moments, via red buruma goodness. Also surprisingly good ass fanart for a Key girl. Cool.
Score: 5.5

: oh, that reminds me of why I called you here.

Why?

: To do THIS! *pushes Zettai so he falls over the vaulting box*

H-hey! Watch out, I’m feeble!

: He is, feeble like an eggshell!

: But you can take THIS, right? *turns around and sits on Zettai’s face*

HMMMMMPH!

: Sorry, came from doing gym class and I’m all sweaty and smelly. Doubt you mind though!

NOPE!

: Excellent! Now keep on blogging like this!

: Figures…

Clothes
Kyou does well. Her default school uniforms are nothing special, though the winter blazer is cute, but her white thighhighs are great. In fact she keeps them on with her gym outfit which is red buruma, making an awesome and sexy combination. Otherwise she has a few cute outfits, including a very tight skirt, and two bikinis, one blue and one red gotta catch them all. Still, the epic gym outfit carries her to victory.
Score: 8

Mind

Personality
Kyou is pretty good. Her route is her trying to get main guy Tomoya, who was her friend in class last year, to hook with her twin sister Ryou. A lot happens and he ends realizing he likes Kyou more because better sister and thus end together. Nice. In the canon route they just remain friends, and she becomes a kindergarten teacher which is cute.

Good personality. Kyou is tough and aggressive, but not in mean ways (Except against Sunohara, the punching bag of the series). She throws dictionaries even! But she has cute things like being a good cook, which more girls from anime could learn from as bad cooks are overused. She also has a baby boar named Botan who annoyingly has more fanart than the shinigami girl of the same name. Lame. But yeah, overall Kyou is cool and among the best girls from the franchise. Better than Nagisa for sure!
Score: 8

Reception
Kyou does well here. She has goods screentime without being obnoxious, a good episode about her plot, and is popular without being overbearing. Her series being overrated is kinda meh though.
Score: 8.5

: Well excuse me for being from an overpopular show!

: Well, it is. While Kanon sits forgotten and hated, especially in Japan.

: Sad day when Westerners have better taste in moe…

Libido
Kyou is good here. She’s very cute in her own arc, haircut aside. You would think being called tsundere works against her, but nope. More tsundere girls like her please. Also the gym storage scene sucks and is very overrated.
Score: 9

Age
Kyou is a third year high school student. Good for blogs. She appears older briefly in After Story, but not enough to matter.
Score: 9

Voice
Ryou Hirohashi is always awesome. Funny she voices Kyou and not Ryou though.
Score: 8

Total: 82 - Excellent

: What a good score! Same as my hip size too! And speaking of… *gets up*

Fresh air… Boring fresh air…

: Well, now I have to go. My boring sister needs me. *leaves*

: What next?

Another tough girl, one that talks with her school uniform!

: Cool, she’s dressed to KILL!