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Welcome back. Last time we fought an overinflated cow. Now we’re doing a fallen angel.

: Happy New Year for everyone!

That too.

: These two things seem incompatible.

: Kukuku, are you sure of that statement? *appears dramatically*

: Thought the chuunibyou month was over.

Blame how this girl’s origin series aired on the previous season.

: You’re that Yoshi-

: Yohane!

: But you’re named Yoshi-

: Yohane! That’s indeed my true name! Now where’s that little box with my portrait and info?

Like said before with Kobato the box only appears with real names.

: Once again my bad luck strikes…! Fine, I’m…



: Are you named after a yellow magical girl?

: That makes no sense though, the card gamer idol is far more likely.

: Huh?

These shows are far too old for a teen girl.

: And we’re far younger.

But you spend too much time with me and clearly I’m the worst influence.

: Exactly.

: Your prattling is certainly most amusing, but now you should focus on ME and not these mere children! Though the blonde one has most excellent dressing taste.

: Thanks?

: The time for the chosen to be discussed is now here! Unleash a wave of knowledge among the uninformed masses! Let the fruits of the Muses bloom from your expected discourse!

I think she’s getting impatient and I should begin blogging.

: Yes.

Body

Hair
Yohane has dark blue hair. Some images seem to use dark green instead, but seems dark blue is the intended color. That aside her hair looks really good, being almost a hime cut since it lacks the long sidebangs but the regular bangs are great. Not perfect though, since she has gaps. The length is around her chest which is good enough. Finally she has a cute bun on her right side which adds unique factor and cuteness. All in all Yohane’s hair could be better but is still superior to the sum of its parts normally. She also talks about getting haircuts, hopefully she never does that.
Score: 9

: Kukuku, seems the knowledge is strong in this one.

I made some basic research all right. She only mentions haircuts in promotional data basically.

: But worry not, since unlike a certain blue cow idol I shall never cast down my most beautiful threads!

: Huh?

: Translation: not cutting down my hair for that’s really dumb.

: Truly the sharply dressed one knows best.

Eyes
Yohane has pink eyes. Pink is a great color and goes pretty well with her hair too. She also has tsurime which looks great. She never wears glasses to my knowledge but in one episode dons sunglasses and luckily they’re thick thus look good. Fairly solid all things considered.
Score: 9

Build
Yohane looks great. She’s only 156cm tall which makes her look cute, and her three sizes are 79-58-80 which means her breasts are small. Sadly that makes her lower body less interesting too but better than nothing. She has a nice navel too. That said she doesn’t show off too much, but regardless she’s fairly solid.
Score: 9

Butt
Yohane rarely shows ass. There is one pic of it though, nothing special but at least we can see her behind. She also gets points for Hanamaru’s ass slap in the second season.
Score: 5.5

: How do you dare speaking about my round buttocks? Sure they are supple and soft, but that is not enough justification!

Actually the problem is I don’t have much to say about your idol ass. How about you show it off proudly?

: Will that raise my final rating?

Nope.

: Sounds like a waste of time then- EEEEECK! *Katja pull down her skirt and shows off her black thong ass*

: Somehow she has the most fitting panties for a fallen angel…

: Silence! Next time I will curse your souls for such behavior!

Can the curse be become your sexy thong?

: Good idea! You will become my thong and be forced to endure my nefarious odors all day long! Now how do you like them apples?

Sounds terrible!

: And for that day I will indulge in extra spicy meals and torture my accursed thong offender with deadly methane blasts! Ufufu, then you will lament your poor choices!

How awful!

: She hasn’t noticed Zettai enjoy this?

: Seems not. Let my slave enjoy himself for a while then.

Clothes
Yohane dresses well. Because of her fallen angel shtick she often wears gothloli and similar dark clothes, which look really sexy. She also has the various costumes from the various dances and those are all fairly nice. Finally we get her default school uniform that isn’t too great minus her thighhighs and the mandatory swimsuits all anime girls must get. Despite minor setbacks she looks too wonderful.
Score: 8.5

Mind

Personality
Yohane does well. She’s one of the members from Aquors and joined without much difficulty. She tried making them Little Demon idols which will be explained later but that only got moderate tops rewards sadly. Otherwise she’s just another member and works her best like everyone.

Personality does amazing. Like many might have guessed from the Little Demons part Yohane is totally chuunibyou and the good kind. She claims to be a fallen angel against God and that explains why the poor girl is cursed with bad luck. That leads to her silly speech pattern and great clothes. Despite that she’s kind and gentle, having a soft spot for animals and children. She’s also smart and bright actually, not to mention aware fallen angels aren’t things but she just likes playing around. Speaking about playing she likes video games but sadly explosive action and racing games which honestly kinda sucks. She likes eating chocolate and strawberries plus is fine with very spicy food, but she dislikes tangerines and coffee. Her best friend is Hanamaru for they are childhood friends which explains with Hanamaru doesn’t like dealing with Yohane’s chuunibyou stuff; meanwhile Yohane calls her Zuramaru due to her verbal tic. Long short story Yohane is awesome and easily the best girl from a fairly awesome and solid cast.
Score: 9

Reception
Yohane has positive feedback. She’s either the most popular girl or second after You and that’s really good. She also has good screentime in the series without being overbearing. Shame some fans are rather negative against her because chuunibyou are somewhat divisive, but other than that she’s incredible still.
Score: 9

Libido
Yohane shows none of this sadly. She however has two potential yuri couples in her childhood friend Hanamaru and her dog friend Riko though neither has that much support. The Riko couple might stand better though, having not only a special ending scene but Riko’s very own VA supports the pairing. Not bad choices for sure.
Score: 5.5

: Fallen angels have no need for such trifling matters like love!

: Love matters since you need mutual understanding for good femdom!

: And she was sounding reasonable until the last word…!

: I have heard about that… femdom… concept but never tried that.

: I’ll give you private lessons after the blog.

: Great, another corrupted girl.

Age
Yohane is a first year student, making her 15-16 during the series. Simple but nice.
Score: 9

Voice
Aika Kobayashi sounds fairly nice. Yohane also gets points for her chuunibyou speech pattern.
Score: 8

Total: 81.5 - Excellent

: Sounds like a notable score!

Indeed it’s above average. Good work!

: Seems like my bad luck took a break for the day. Thanks for your repeated support!

And thanks to you for being such a great girl!

: Now I’ll be vanishing for good…! *leaves*

: And now what?

Next week we get another idol. From the group that lost a shoe around midnight.

: Slave, those were many!

I mean the one with the generic idol name!

: Sounds about right. Idiot.