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This is the Four-hundredth-fifty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! Last week I won the long-running magic game!

: Topaz! Don't rub your victory in the faces of the fans. Besides, isn't there something more important to the plot that you should mention?

Do I have to?

: YES!

: YES! Or I'll slug ya!

Fine. Anyway, it has been revealed that Jun was on the side of the villains. She paired up with two other waitresses, Inami and Hana, and kept me here on purpose to stall for time.

: It's surprising as three other girls were able to get here quickly.

: I blame traffic.

: They do not have the devotion that I have. The devotion of love and for justice!

Justice apparently means fanservice for Zettai.

: Does he not deserve such? Especially after the past week?

Yes. This week has been especially terrible, though I don't know if I'd be much help...

: Have confidence in yourself, Topaz! Sometimes you're the only one who can do anything!

Blast this world being so awful to the poor Zettai...

: It will be awful for you soon!

I know, I have to blog YOU today.

: Exactly!

: Hana, that was an insult!

: Wait, it was?

: We've gone over this before.

: It's not my fault I'm dumb! And for you, Topaz! I think that you mean that it'll be terrible for you as you'll be defeated by my hands!

: Stronger girls have tried.

Like the Divas!

: Don't jinx it, we've only seen two of them. Who knows when we'll be seeing the other two.

: Never, as you'll be defeated by my hands!

: Er, you already said that.

: Oh, my mistake. *short pause* Er, what should I say then?

How about we get started now? I'm sure that the readers have been impatient.

: I'm sure that most don't care, as long as you get to it eventually.

Exactly. And as we figured out earlier...



: Hey wait. I think the URL is leaking into the text or something, Topaz.

What do you mean?

: I mean, what kind of stupid name is "WWW . Working" anyway? That can't be the actual name and you've done the source code wrong again. I even had to add spaces so that it didn't seem click-able!

: Nonsense. It's the actual name of the show I'm from.

At least they differentiate between the two. They could have just added more exclamation points.

: But then it would be like we'd just be shouting louder.

No one wants that. But indeed, that is the shows title. Was there any reason that you thought it was a mistake?

: It just looks stupid so I thought you did something wrong.

I never make mistakes!

: Tell that to the inventor alien girl you confused with a communist leader.

Shhhh....

: All this history is confusing me. JUST GET ON WITH THE BLOG!

Fine fine. Here goes nothing!

Head
Hair: Hana is a lot like Inami here. Both girls are the main love interests and have short orange/tan hair (with Hana being more tan it seemed). Hana's hair just barely reaches her neck, and I do prefer longer hair. In the final episode's epilogue she did grow her hair out, and while that was a great idea considering there was a time skip, it didn't work as intended. Hana's original style seems to just have extensions tacked on rather than making her hair seem longer. Her side curls go from just barely past her ear to about past her chin, but I probably would have liked it more if she didn't tuck the hair behind her ear. In back it goes from a bowl cut-type of style to a longer, fuller version that goes past her shoulders. It doesn't look extremely bad, and far better than having haircuts which no one likes, but there just seems to be something off about it. Though there is a shiny moment where her hair flutters, though it's not for too long. Hana's bangs aren't too interesting to talk about either, with just simple zig-zags and a crossing middle. Overall not too strong, but more girls should grow their hair out.
Grade: B-

Eyes: Hana's eyes aren't too great, at least shape-wise. Her eyes are very round, though the outer corners do help a little. She has a few eyelashes but nothing too noticeable. Hana also has large brown pupils, matching the art style well. The brown is a little darker than her hair, but since the underportion of her hair is darker it sort of fits. Otherwise she is pretty unimpressive, Hana doesn't even wear glasses to help herself.
Grade: B-

Face: Hana doesn't have a terrible face. If anything I do like the simple art style. The small dot nose is always nice, and since Hana's head is acorn-shaped her cheeks have some softness to them. The main problem is that Hana's face is a little plain and not memorable. Her smile is alright and fairly common, at least from what I remember, but overall she's the type of girl who doesn't leave a lasting impression. The show does make Hana have a chibi face for humor as well, with tiny dot eyes, which isn't great but is notable enough to mention.
Grade: B

: Pssst....

: Huh?

: Wait, not you?

: Do not expect to talk to me, you infamous man-hater.

: Not you either!

: Me?

: I think that she's talking to Jun.

: What is it?

: Nor you! Man, there's too many people in this restaurant!

: Do not worry. We're not at full capacity for fire safety yet.

: I don't mean she intends that.

: Right. It's just hard to get a private conversation going.

I agree. It's also complicated for me to write so much dialogue as well!

: That's just because you're lazy...

This is true. I'm a terrible procrastinator.

: But a Pro procrastinator!

Nice joke!

*Topaz and Arashi high-five.*

: Stop that, you two. You don't want to break the fourth wall.

: Anyway, I was TRYING to get Hana's attention.

: Hmmm?

: Hana, don't you have a certain gift for Topaz?

: But you only told me to bring my deadly horrible chocolate that would easily knock anyone out.

*Inami facepalms*

: Come on, do you really expect Topaz to fall for something like that?

Wait. Did I just hear that someone has chocolate for me?

: TOPAZ! Listen to everything when people are speaking to you!

: Yes, Hana made it special for you.

: I did?

*Inami glares at her companion.*

: Oh yeah! I really did! Here you go!

*Hana offers Topaz the chocolate, which seems to have green visible odors coming off of it.*

: That reminds me of the chocolate I gave Zettai the other day...

: Ugh, gross. I can't believe you'd make him eat "that".

: Whatever are you speaking of?

: You know... "that".

: I believe that I do not-OH! Oh no. I am a proper lady. I would never force Zettai to eat such feces!

: Then what do you mean by "reminding you of what you gave Zettai"?

: Allow me to explain...



: Hmm. I suppose that it would be for the best that I end my escapades with Zettai-sama there.

: Lots of anal sex occurred.

: Wait, I'm confused. I thought that you didn't give him that sort of chocolate.

: Oh dear, perhaps you are right. But I gifted him such a meal in an elegant and ladylike fashion. And without shame, of course.

: One can only hope that Zettai enjoyed that moment.

Hopefully. Now, what were we doing?

: Finishing the blog.

: I have this chocolate for you.

Oh yeah, the blo-DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?

*Without hesitation Topaz takes the chocolate from Hana. He then takes a bite and then falls unconscious.*

: TOOOPPAAAAZZZ!