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WARNING: BECAUSE OF REASONS I MUST TELL EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 TO GET OUT OF MY BLOG! OBEY OR I’LL BE DEFENESTRATED! ALSO BE WARY OF WILD ROAMING SPOILERS! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

Welcome back. Last time the blogs came back for Topaz deserved a special surprise-

: And a great one!

: Stop pandering yourself like this.

Either way blogs are now back. Hooray and such. For this we should start with the long black hair month.

: Good plan, slave!

Thanks for that. Now how about letting the girl enter and introduce herself and all that?

: Thank you there! *enters the room*

: Whoa, how pretty!

: Nice fashion sense!

: Thanks for that! Heard this blog has girls introduce themselves for some reason, thus know that...



: ...has finally arrived. *giggles with charm* Now where is the designated seat?

: Not this question...

: Blogged girls use my slave for all chair purposes naturally.

: Then if you excuse me… *pulls skirt up, revealing a black thong, and facesits Zettai hard*

HMMMMPH!

: Oh! He’s quite the good seat, tee hee.

: Right? He can also do things with his tongue, but we’re not allowed to show that in the blogs.

: Quite unfortunate. I’ll come back after the blog is over. Speaking about, how is Zettai going to write with me sitting on him anyway?

: Sadly he’s used to this dumb thing and can write without looking.

: Wow, talented!

: Yeah, so just get started. I’ll go get a drink and you two handle this without me this time. *leaves*

: Is she always this cranky?

: Sometimes.

Body

Hair
Rory has really dark black hair. Rather long too but stops right before the ass, which makes it the ideal length. She also has blunt bangs but sadly lacks sidebangs. This unfortunately causes the score not reach the perfection, but regardless Rory has amazing hair! She also sports twintails for that one magical girl parody pic and looks pretty good too. And while part from the costume the regular ribbon looks really cute.
Score: 9.5

Eyes
Rory has lovely red eyes too. Being fair they look sorta pink, but mostly red. The manga looks redder and better though which helps. The shape is pretty nice too, being tsurime but with some eyelashes that look odd. She also never wears glasses sadly. Overall all these issues prevent again the perfect score, but denying Rory has amazing eyes would feel like lying after all.
Score: 9.5

: How’s this? *puts thick red glasses on Rory quickly*

: Ufufu, how lewd. But anything to please this buffoon.

: Not that he can see your face right now, hah.

Build
Rory does amazingly well here too. This time I had zero issues, seeing how she looks loli but sexy and will stay always like this for appeal. She also has zero qualms with her flat chest and shows that all fine without shame. Really the only issues here is the generic face A-1 uses for all their anime since forever, but that aside Rory looks beyond amazing. The manga version has some curve but still shows flat chest too, something very welcome. Looks aside her body can regenerate lost limbs and recover from any wound, though if she loses a limb and you don’t reattach it she can’t grow another unless the original gets destroyed. That sounds like an exploitable weakness, and a nasty guro one at that. But details aside Rory does amazing here.
Score: 10

Butt
Rory sadly lacks anime buttshots unsurprisingly. That said in the manga apparently she has some from the official art, and overall she looks decent there. Still sadly her one weak spot.
Score: 6

Clothes
Rory dresses really well. Her default clothes are a black gothloli dress with red bits, which is the best possible costume. She even wears thighhighs a big ribbon for bonus points. This is the outfit the apostles wear though, not something she dons for fashion surprisingly. Also the skirt is shorter in the anime, probably for ease of animation. Other costumes are rare but exist, like her yukata the one time. Official manga art adds some more, the best being the school swimsuit obviously. She could use some more sexy cosplays, but otherwise is simply amazing.
Score: 9.5

: Hmmm, was expecting a perfect score here. How disappointing.

: Well, the perfect score requires lots of great costumes. Not sure why.

: Picky for some things, forgiving for others. At least that should even out. *giggles*

Mind

Personality
Rory was great. She’s a demigoddess and an apostle from Emroy the war god. She was turned into one at a young age and seems to be fine with this now, but doesn’t like her age being mentioned all that much. Now she hangs around Youji and the main cast because she finds him amusing. She helps in battle and supports everyone when needed. In particular I loved her speech in Japan when the evil masterminds were trying to make the heroes look like bad guys, as basically Rory pointed out the flaws with their arguments and showed Youji and friends were actually doing good stuff and helping each other nicely. Of course an argument could be made the series does glorify the Japan Defense Force a bit too much, but better not to think about it.

Backstory aside there’s little to complain about. Rory is personality-wise like a mix of Kuroneko and Kurumi Tokisaki since she snarks like the former and teases like the latter, and also wears gothloli like said above. Only she doesn’t fight with guns, rather she wields a giant halberd she slaughters her enemies with. And boy is she powerful and fast, something the series often shows off well with awesome scenes. I joke she’s the Berserker class, but the awesome FE ones and not the FF5 joke class. Like said above, despite her snark she’s kind still and cares for Youji and everyone like good people should. Overall it’s hard to describe Rory properly, but know she fits perfectly my tastes and was the best part of the show, good since she was the reason I showed interest too.
Score: 10

Reception
Rory has fair screentime and gets some good scenes, especially the epic speech that saves the day once. She also is the most popular girl easily though not enough the other girls lack fanart and all the other good things. Basically speaking she gets love but not spotlight bias, which combined with fans being smart means huge scores.
Score: 10

Libido
Rory also performs incredibly well here. She naughtily teases Youji but ultimately loves him and wants to spend all her life left with him which sounds great. She could use more femdom perhaps though still does really well indeed. She also gets... excited when a lot of people die nearby. It’s weird. Not with big wars though. Besides that Rory avoids Hardy’s attempts at romance and the aforementioned Hardy is a goddess of the underground, so maybe she’s not into girls. Maybe.
Score: 9

: Thought nowadays this seat was into mature women?

: He still likes lolis and especially lolihags, and apparently he wants some consistency between the old and new blogs.

: Consistency makes sense! But why are you telling me this?

: Because you’re sitting on my slave right now.

: Oh! Good point!

Age
Rory currently has 961 years though becomes 962 the third book. The joke being 961 can mean “black” for the Japanese L33t thing that they have going there. Jokes aside lolihags massively rock and are simply awesome. She also stopped aging when she was 13 apparently. She also likes the adult lead. Quite honestly she scored perfectly without even freaking trying.
Score: 10

Voice
Risa Taneda sounds incredibly sexy and really helps with making great Rory stand out better. Too bad like too many A-1 related people she went into break due to illness, hopefully nothing terrible and gets better soon.
Score: 9

Total: 92.5 - Outstanding

: That sounds high!

: Naturally, you’re like everything my slave wants on a girl after all. So much I’m almost jealous!

: Even though A-1 did my show?

: Think my slave would say that was a broken clock sorta thing, like that Anaru girl he likes.

MMMPH! Exactly!

: Hey, can I come back? *enters the room*

: Yeah, sure. *gets up* Actually I must leave now. I might come back someday to play more, ufufu...

: Yeah, yeah, more gothlolis around. You’re just like that Kurumi girl.

: And like Kuroneko, the blog mentioned that.

: Like I would know!

: Still, thanks for having me and showing how much you love me too. Rory AWAY! *leaves through the open window*

: But we live in the fourth floor, fifth for American people! That’s one tradition we could do without.

On an unrelated note, kinda wonder how Topaz is doing...

: After doing his monthly meganekkos? Getting ready for plot most likely.



: Somehow I feel like throwing Fujioka at someone...

That aside, it’s time for the next girl. And for her we’ll leave the window open.

: Does she like the cold February breeze?

Nah, just she flies. With a broom.

: So she’s a witch. A flying one!

: That hint was subtle like a truck.

But Topaz never saw that show...

: Well, then do a good blog and pique his interest!