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This is the Four-hundredth-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

: Technically me being here is a huge walking spoiler. Don't continue unless you've played the games. To do so means certain DEATH!

: Oh no! Topaz hasn't played them as he's ineffective at playing visual novels. That means he's going off of the anime... MADE BY 8BIT!

*Thunder shatters in the background and dogs bark.*

Isn't that going a bit overboard?

: Perhaps, but they still made a poor adaptation.

: Wait, who did?

: 8BIT!

*Thunder shatters in the background and dogs bark. Again*

: Wahaha! Do that some more!

: Would you stop that! I don't need you two making any more noise than you already have.

But I don't have Solomon's Cane at all!

: And he didn't free a bird big bad either!

: What in the blazes are you two talking about.

: Seems they're speaking about magical girl anime.

: I love those, like Magical Powered Kanamin!

Exactly, only real ones!

: HEY!

*CRUNCH*

KYAAH!

*Topaz loses 5 hit points before Victorique pulls Index off.*

: Stop fooling around and let Topaz get to work.

: Finnneeee....

: I have more donuts.

: HUZZZAAAHH!

*Index is immediately distracted by the tasty foodstuffs and leaves Topaz alone.*

Well, presuming that Kazuki wants to be blogged we can begin.

: Of course, anything for my precious little brother <3. Of course...

*Kazuki starts rubbing her butt against Topaz's crotch. She then pushes him down on a chair and sits on his lap, rubbing her butt the whole time.*

AIIEE!! Feels great!

: If you're going to be "presuming" you'd better be prepared to "press" "you" against "me". I'll even make sure you "assume" a lot!

*Kazuki bounces her butt more against Topaz's lap. He squirms from the squishy pleasure.*

: A-HEM! Topaz, shouldn't you be doing a blog now?

I can't help it, the Fan(ny)-service is so good!

: Puns aside-

: But not BUNS aside, am I right?

: AS I WAS SAYING, I'll let you complete the blog like this. You just have to focus.

I'm not sure if I can or not.

: Hey, why are you so cranky, Ririchiyo?

: I'm not CRANKY!

: Is it because Topaz might prefer my loli badonkadonk to yours?

... "Badonkadonk"? Now where did you hear such a silly word.

: I was plugged into a computer system. I've heard every word for derrieres there is.

I see, though that was still an odd choice to say the least. But getting to the blog-AH!

*Kazuki starts rubbing harder.*

: KAZUKI!

: Fine fine...

*She stops, but continues to sit on Topaz's lap.*

Well then, let's look at the Sage of Biology herself as...



Head
Hair: Kazuki has long, flowing hair that looks really great. It goes past her waist and is really full of volume. It's extremely beautiful. She also has nice bangs that are somewhat long, going past the top of her eyes. Still, they're somewhat plain and I would prefer a hime cut. Kazuki also has feather-like upturns on the left side, and her side locks extend to her shoulders. Her ears are still visible, though. Her hair is a beautiful white color (or a very pale blue), really fitting with her kuudere personality. The only problem really is her bangs, otherwise she has perfect hair and even now it's quite excellent. Oh and she also has side twintails in one of the specials, which while cute I do prefer her normal, free look best.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Kazuki has some beautiful red/purple eyes. It's somewhat hard to tell the color, but it's still a great one that works well with her lighter hair. Like a lot of characters the anime also gives her a red tint around the outside at times, though it's difficult to notice. She also has a great tsurime and her eyeshape is nearly flawless. They even comment that she's sleepy-looking at times. If only she'd wear glasses she'd be perfect here!
Grade: B+

Face: Kazuki is, again, very beautiful. I know that I'm probably getting tiring, but she's just such a great girl. Anyway, Kazuki's face is cute and rounded, with her cheeks looking squishy. She also has small features, especially her nose. Her cheeks look soft and somewhat rosy, which is really cute. Overall her facial shape is acorn-shaped though her chin does seem to be sorta wide (nothing wrong with that, of course). Overall she's extremely pretty.
Grade: A

Body
Build: Kazuki has a great lolihag body. Well, I suppose it's more of a teen-hag, but still. Anyway, she's somewhat short at 150 cm, with her younger brother and main love interest Yuuji at 178 this is a bit of a problem. If only he would have stayed a shota, but oh well. Anyway, Kazuki has a really great pear-shaped body with measurements of 76-57-78. While somewhat petite she still has a great butt, and it's shown off quite a bit. ESPECIALLY in that one special where she's getting a massage and her butt seems to jiggle like gelatin (in a good way). Her cheeks were even spread slightly to highlight how great it her butt is. Her thighs and feet are also sexy, and in general she's got a great loli/teen body overall.
Grade: A-

Chest: Sadly this is the place where Kazuki suffers the most. She SHOULD be fairly flat, having a chest size of 76. While not the smallest in the cast it's still pretty low, but for whatever reason official art and 8-Bit seems to amplify her up a bit more than I would say she should. 8Bit being the worse considering her first season special made her uselessly bouncy and chest-focused. She's also hurt by seeming to be jealous of the bustier girls, such as one image with Yumiko.
Grade: C+

Clothes: Kazuki has quite a fair-sized wardrobe. We first see her in the school uniform which consists of a blue jumper, white shirt, sadly short white socks, and a darker blue bowtie. Due to an accident she also has her left arm in a sling. In one of the specials she also wears a lab coat only, playing doctor with Yuuji. She also has a white sundress which she wears in the second game/season and a black dress-style uniform in flashbacks. In one of the eyecatches she wears a pirate outfit, a reference to Captain Hook due to having a hook for a left hand. The outfit is just the jacket and hat, with Kazuki's "unmentionables" covered by a single white strip. The hook is fake, and she kept the joke up for years before the reveal which was really hilarious and unexpected. Finally, while not in the anime there was a Michiru magical girl spin-off where Kazuki was a rival witch. In it she wore a traditional witches hat and cloak, but other than that I don't know too much about it.
Grade: B

Mind
Personality: Kazuki is a really great girl. Kazuki was the main money maker of the family, being a prodigy with everything she did and drawing paintings to support her family. Her parents loved her and hated their son/Kazuki's younger brother Yuuji. In fact, the only reason they kept him around was that Kazuki refused to work if he wasn't treated well. That gets into her libido, which is the next area, but let's just say that she loved Yuuji very much. Continuing on Kazuki is extremely sharp and adaptive, but cold to people she doesn't know. Still, once she warms up to you she's extremely loyal. Yep, she's a great example of a kuudere, though the series really needs to use the name more (at least in the anime). As the plot continues on, and spoilers as well, Kazuki is pronounced dead after a bad bus crash and ensuing survival. However, she was secretly taken by the government and her mind was used to create the Thanatos system. She escapes thanks to Yuuji and his harem. Overall Kazuki just appeals to me so well. She's easily the best character in the series, and one of the best older sisters as well. Oh, and Akane Tomonaga did a really great job with her, giving a Kazuki a wonderful serious-sounding yet extremely erotic voice at times. Oh, and Kazuki's flower is the lily (insert your own yuri joke) and her token fruit is the pear.
Grade: A

Libido: Kazuki does extremely well here too. Sure there's the implied yuri relationship with Amane, but the majority of her focus is on her younger brother Yuuji. Though I will say, their relationship is somewhat more, well, erotic, in the VN from what I've seen looking at the CGs. And I guess Amane's massage also counts, but still. Anyway, Kazuki's relationship with her brother is extremely close. They're said to shower together, and she even played an erotic game of doctor in one of the specials. When meeting Kazuki after years Yuuji asks her favorite food, and he realizes it's her the minute she says it's him. She also mounts him and seems to do many other things with him in the VN (it is an eroge). What's important for this, other than me being an oldersiscom and Kazuki nailing that perfectly, is that she's also aggressive with him. Not in any fake-seeming "dominant but trying to hard" way (which, to be fair, is still miles better than "masochistic but trying too hard"), but a lot more genuine than I've seen. You can tell she really loves Yuuji as well, as he's her main support and she's the one pampering him as his parents don't seem to. Overall she does really gloriously here.
Grade: A+

Age: Kazuki is Yuuji's older sister, and he's a second year high schooler. That said, she was also in suspended animation for a while, so she still has a teen-hag body. I've heard that she's 18, but I can't be sure how accurate that is. In addition, her birthday seems to be March 22nd.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 87
Average score: 9.7
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for the week!

*The camera cuts to Topaz and Kazuki having swapped places somewhat. Instead of her sitting on his lap his head is now laying on her thighs and she's patting his head softly.*

: The only reason that we changed positions was that I was becoming too hot and heavy to sit on his lap without "incident". Not that I would have minded, but Topaz wanted to keep it family-safe.

: WHAT THE?! Another high-scoring loli? What, is this the gathering place for them?

: Not only is her score high, but it's high enough for a picture! What are we going to do?!

: I don't know... I don't know.

*Index and Ririchiyo are taken aback by Kazuki's amazing radiance. Her powerful shining aura intimidates them and they shudder, hands held tightly together.*

You guys know it's not really that powerful.

: Ufufu, they're just mad that I'd do anything for my loving older brother.

: No wonder Topaz scored you so high. You shouldn't accept bribes, Topaz.

*Topaz sits up.*

It's not because she bribed me with sexual things, Riri. She's really a great girl. And as said she deserves an image!



: Such perversion! She's barely clothed in that image!

Better than the one welcoming me into the bed.

: Wait, why would you have THAT image?! Topaz, is there something that you need to tell us?

: Just because he had fanservice fun doesn't mean I bribed him. But since he gave me such a good score...

*Kazuki gives Topaz a deep, passionate kiss. He struggles a bit, but eventually starts glowing.*

: What the?! He's going to explode! Tou-paz, Topaz! Don't explode!

: I concur, it would make a mess of my library.

: It's nothing, Topaz is just leveling up. It'll happen any time now.

*Topaz's level increases, and he gains +5 defense and +3 summons!*

: See? Just like that. Though I'm STILL not sure how it works...

: Oh? It seems like my kiss has healed your wounds.

That's just because I leveled up.

: Hmm? Seems like you might have some "wounds" in-

*Kazuki starts to fiddle with Topaz's pants, but Ririchiyo stops her.*

: Stop it. There's innocent children here, and one's a nun.

*Kazuki snaps her fingers.*

: Darn it!

: To-pazzz... You're being perverse again...

*Index bites Topaz again with a loud crunch.*

KYAAH! And I just got to full health too!

*Topaz starts glowing once more, so Index lets go.*

: What did I do? Topaz! Don't explode!

: No no no, it's Topaz leveling up!

: From what?!

: Your face!

: Ahh, one of the few times that could be said without it intending to be an insult.

*Topaz levels up further, gaining +25 defense.*

Ahh, I certainly feel stronger now. Though it's odd having so many level-ups without HP gain.

: It's better than the alternative and having a Lord level and gain ONLY +1 HP.

That's true. But I have to thank you all. You've not only allowed me to level up but you've also told me to go to the spiritual mountain to continue my training.

: Just one thing!

: Don't try to seduce him any more.

*Kazuki snaps her fingers again.*

: Well, that was just a bonus. But what I mean is that you must make this difficult journey alone.

: What?! But Topaz will never be able to survive without me. Especially with Aldra's minions searching around for him!

: I'm sure he'll be fine. All he'll have to do is punch them!

I'm not Touma, but I do hope that they'll at least leave me alone until I get powered up.

: Same. And in the meantime I'll try to find some sort of way up to the Colosseum.

Sounds like a good plan. Hopefully it won't take me too long to climb. But for now, this is it for this week's blog.

: FINALLY. Now I might be able to find some peace.

*Topaz and Ririchiyo wave to the loli sages as they leave.*