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Feb 28, 2010 1:22 PM
Doritos After Dark? Maybe it's just me, I don't think you'd want to buy food sober that reminds you of food you eat when you're drunk.

US wins most medals, Canada wins hockey and most gold, everybody happy! ...Except the drunk trees. No way in hell do they have the lateral movement necessary to avoid the beavers.

Cheech and Chong got high on RAW last night...on Lucky Charms. In other news, I call BS.

Somebody slipped a 6 of Spades under my door with an announcement about some event. However, I'm too lazy to find the other 51 cards probably required for entry.

For no reason whatsoever:

Random awesome Archerline #39: "Cyril, you can't put a price on good pussy."

Note: "Brad Keslowski" is now a synonym for "Wrong place at the wrong time."

Connecticut Women's basketball: It's a combination of Groundhog Day and "Weasel Stomping Day."

If I get a dog, I'm naming it "Spontaneo, the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Fuck!" Yes, all of that. Including the exclamation point.

Take any opportunity you can to say "Dance, you terrifying phone book-man thing!"

"Ain't No Grave" sounds chilling, which is impressive because Johnny Cash has been dead for 6 1/2 years, so it should probably sound creepy.

Also, Jeff Hardy is slowly turning into Ulquiorra.

Ohio to Georgetown: "So I pick the world up and I’ma drop it on your f*ckin’ head"

Fact: A digital converter turns an old TV into a digital one that can withstand something hitting it.

I'm just now realizing that the blue aardvark from Pink Panther has always sounded like an old Jewish man.

And now one from "Ugly Americans": "It looks like a vagina's eating itself. You don't often see that for free."

I missed you, Arena Football League.

Those that saw the banner ad for ESPN 3, they found us. "Us" being "me," of course.

Here's a scary thought for you: Dueling pinatas.

Adventure Time!

Take note: The first person to eat at least three KFC Double Down "sandwiches" is going for the least obvious way to ever commit suicide.

The greatest shirt ever has a cow saying "Milk, I am your father." and a milk carton going "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Back on Spike is Deadliest Warrior , or as I call it, "Fuck yes."

"Little Danson Man" is the dumbest thing stuck in my head right now. That is all.

I was this close to blocking the path of Goose Gossage. You may now continue not caring.

Notice: If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys. That is all.

It can finally be said. Twitter has taken most of the need of this area away.

Posted by Seight | Feb 28, 2010 1:22 PM | 1 comments
CakePie | May 2, 2010 2:06 PM
...That know w/ the milk and the cow

It needs to be! *Goes of to find paint and white t-shirt*