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September 30th, 2010


Posted by Seight | Sep 30, 2010 9:21 PM | 0 comments
August 23rd, 2010
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

"It takes an idiot to do cool things, that's why it's cool."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

“All I ask is one thing. … Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism, For the record, it’s my least favorite quality. It doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen."-Conan O'Brien

pim created SUBRONTO!!!

Oh, and also, this is my sense of humor:

Popsicle Pete says: "NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!"


Posted by Seight | Aug 23, 2010 6:09 AM | 0 comments
February 28th, 2010
Doritos After Dark? Maybe it's just me, I don't think you'd want to buy food sober that reminds you of food you eat when you're drunk.

US wins most medals, Canada wins hockey and most gold, everybody happy! ...Except the drunk trees. No way in hell do they have the lateral movement necessary to avoid the beavers.

Cheech and Chong got high on RAW last night...on Lucky Charms. In other news, I call BS.

Somebody slipped a 6 of Spades under my door with an announcement about some event. However, I'm too lazy to find the other 51 cards probably required for entry.

For no reason whatsoever:

Random awesome Archerline #39: "Cyril, you can't put a price on good pussy."

Note: "Brad Keslowski" is now a synonym for "Wrong place at the wrong time."

Connecticut Women's basketball: It's a combination of Groundhog Day and "Weasel Stomping Day."

If I get a dog, I'm naming it "Spontaneo, the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Fuck!" Yes, all of that. Including the exclamation point.

Take any opportunity you can to say "Dance, you terrifying phone book-man thing!"

"Ain't No Grave" sounds chilling, which is impressive because Johnny Cash has been dead for 6 1/2 years, so it should probably sound creepy.

Also, Jeff Hardy is slowly turning into Ulquiorra.

Ohio to Georgetown: "So I pick the world up and I’ma drop it on your f*ckin’ head"

Fact: A digital converter turns an old TV into a digital one that can withstand something hitting it.

I'm just now realizing that the blue aardvark from Pink Panther has always sounded like an old Jewish man.

And now one from "Ugly Americans": "It looks like a vagina's eating itself. You don't often see that for free."

I missed you, Arena Football League.

Those that saw the banner ad for ESPN 3, they found us. "Us" being "me," of course.

Here's a scary thought for you: Dueling pinatas.

Adventure Time!

Take note: The first person to eat at least three KFC Double Down "sandwiches" is going for the least obvious way to ever commit suicide.

The greatest shirt ever has a cow saying "Milk, I am your father." and a milk carton going "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Back on Spike is Deadliest Warrior , or as I call it, "Fuck yes."

"Little Danson Man" is the dumbest thing stuck in my head right now. That is all.

I was this close to blocking the path of Goose Gossage. You may now continue not caring.

Notice: If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys. That is all.

It can finally be said. Twitter has taken most of the need of this area away.

Posted by Seight | Feb 28, 2010 1:22 PM | 1 comments
February 17th, 2010
Names have been changed and/or ignored to protect the innocent

Sleeping with Hinako (from [asmb])

Person A: Ok so i downloaded it and skimmed though it.
My god man... my god.
That was the single ronliest thing i have ever seen.
The people who bought this are the saddest loneliest people in the world.
Over 25 mins of her... JUST SLEEPING.
I skipped to 5 mins, shes sleeping, skip to 15, still sleeping, skip to 25, still sleeping, skip to 30, she wakes up and falls out of the bed.
I skipped to some part where shes like "would it be ok if i just look at you for awhile" talking to her stuffed animals, but looking out at the viewer.
I stopped it right there... cuz that was just so depressing... it was just so sad.
I could feel all the sadness of all the people who bought this...
Like im a sad weeaboo sure, but like... no... just no... Im depressed now. :(

Me: You think that's sad, consider that they paid someone(s) to draw all that...

Person C: ...

Investment bank regulation

Teacher: The investment banks were investigated by a famous New York Attorney General, named...

You know, the one that later resigned because he had sex with a prostitute?

Me, and everyone else in the class: Uh...Eliot Spitzer?

Teacher: That's the guy.

Me:That means I love cooties? :O

#1: Also, that 3D Vs. Outsiders match was real important. Because before that match the crowd was good but nothing special. And after that match it turned into one of the best crowds TNA has ever had.
#2: That's true, they did wake the crowd from their slumber.
Me: Hell, I'd probably be excited too if I found out Sean Waltman no-showed.
Posted by Seight | Feb 17, 2010 8:37 AM | 0 comments
September 9th, 2009
(So I don't fill up half the profile page with this kind of info :P)

NFL: Dallas Cowboys
Felix Jones/Darren McFadden
MLB: LA Angels
Torii Hunter/A.J. Burnett/Cliff Lee
NHL:Dallas Stars
NBA: Memphis Grizzlies
Derek Fisher/Joe Johnson/Ronnie Brewer
NCAA: Arkansas Razorbacks/Central Arkansas Bears
MLS: Houston Dynamo
EPL: Everton/the other 'Muricans
Kaka/Ronaldinho/Messi/Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink fucking epic name
NASCAR: Mark Martin/Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Posted by Seight | Sep 9, 2009 9:39 AM | 5 comments
September 8th, 2009

*dramatic music*

/pointless blog post
Posted by Seight | Sep 8, 2009 8:56 PM | 2 comments