Nov 2, 2011 2:50 PM
Upcoming Anime for 2012
Ohaiyo! Arigato Baka Gaijin and Yanguizi (that's Japanese for "Hello ladies and gentlemen")! I'm here today to tell you the latest news in the wonderful world of Japanese animation. I can assure you that my sources are 110% reliable. My dad works at Nintendo and my mom works at Gainax. Therefore I know the entire anime lineup for Fall 2012. And just because I love MAL so much, I've decided to share the juicy details! Here are a few of the upcoming shows and some details about them:
Koala Girl Kira-hime (熊姫キラ): Kira-hime, real name Ado Aganubon, was the queen of Amastralia until a bunch of humans rudely decided to turn her homeland into a hotel, resort and spa. Determined to get her revenge, Kira-hime hatches plans to drive the humans out of her home and restore Amastralia to prominence. Unfortunately...at the height of all her schemes she is always tempted by eucalyptus snacks, gets high like a real koala and something goes wrong. Oh Kira-hime...if only you could control your urges! In the English version, her name will be Sheila.
moe moe desu kun~~~~!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 sugoi uguu~!
Hey Arnoldo~! [Japanese: Hi Arsuhole!, 你好屎忽]: Hey Arnold~! is a completely original Japanese creation from Nippon. It is a slice of life high school dating anime staring a blonde hikkikomori named Arnoldo. He is bullied by a tsundere girl named Hilga and has a blackface friend named Mr. Popo. Arnoldo and friends constantly investigate rumors of mysterious things but Principal Oda Nobunaga tries to stop them in every episode. It is an epic struggle of pussy and mouse!
Hilda estoy tsun tsun kawaii!
Daredevil Extreme Adventure! [Japanese: 火陰道 ]: Daredevil Extreme Adventure! is a response to the highly successful Iron Man anime produced in Japan. This time, anime studio Suzuki Motors has decided to portray Marvel comic book hero Daredevil in a point of view anime. In this epic adventure, the entire anime will be shown from Dardevil's perspective as he fights against such classic comic book villains as Kingpin, Bullseye and Oda Nobunaga.
DEA! is a very dark anime.
Fairy Hero Lurugo [Japanese: 同志人]: One day, the notorious demon wind-pirate Oda Nobunaga was captured by a group of Viking Crusader Samurai operating out of the port city of Milon. Thrown into prison, Oda Nobunaga had nothing to do. In the end, he decided to jerk off. Just as he was about to bust his nut, a fairy flew by on a mission from Fairy HQ (allied with the VCS) to destroy him. When he shot his load, the fairy was soon covered in his cum. Fairies, despite their diminutive size, are genetically more or less the same as humans. As a result, the fairy became pregnant and gave birth to Lurugo. Lurugo soon grew up into a powerful man, but he had magical powers and the ability to fly. In the 4kids version however, Lurugo is simply blessed by a fairy at birth and his father is named Gepetto.
Oda Nobunaga escapes the prison cell and goes back to his marauding activities, this time leading an armada that deals a crippling blow to the VCS (Viking Crusader Samurai). Lurugo is found in the cell where Oda Nobunaga was. He is raised generously, albeit occasionally discriminated against, by the VCS. He soon befriends a whole slew of characters. On his adventure to find and destroy the evil troublemaker Oda Nobunaga, his father, he is joined by the fairy hating, despondent Capitani, his secret airheaded crush Arlequeen, the experienced slut Punchenella and his comic relief fairy dog Latzi. Aside from mastering his fairy powers, he also is forced to sometimes restrain the demon blood that resides within him.
The Fairy Hero Lurugo movie is planned for 2014.
Sengoku Stories [Japanese: 戦国時代もも]: Sengoku Stories is a historically based anime about Sengoku-Jidai Japan. The anime will cover such historic events as the Battle of Okehazama, the Battle of Nagashino and the Battle where Oda Nobunaga gained demonic powers and threatened to shatter the stability of the entire world with his army of evil Jesuit minions.
Sengoku Stories stars one of Oda Nobunaga's most bitter enemies of the Ikko-ikki sect, a samurai with the surname of Shimotsuma. In the anime he is simply called Shimo, and he has the power to shoot powerful golden discs by drawing power from the sun. He is joined in opposing Nobunaga by historical samurai heroes of the time such as Takeda Shingen, Tenzin Gyatso, Jules Verne, Charles Dickens, Justin Bieber, Giant Enemy Crab, Myotismon, Mecha Godzilla and Tom Cruise.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING EVIL!?
Oturan: Oturan is the story of a FUCKING BADASS prince who decides that having status and power is gay, and instead he'd rather travel the world as a wokou (Japanese pirate) who doesn't take shit from anybody. Leaving his kingdom of Ahonok in Yamato, he enters a brothel on the border. Here he meets a sexy bar wench named Arukas who competently helps him put together a crew. Together with Arukas and his close friend Ekusas, Oturan plunders hidden villages along the Ming Chinese coast while avoiding the navy of the rival Manchurian Empire of Ikustaka. Throughout his journey, his father, Oda Nobunaga, also tries to capture him and restore him to his role as prince of the kingdom of Ahonok.
The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya (Japanese: 涼宮ハルヒ快樂): After a couple (?) seasons of completely inconsequential and pointless fanservice, it's time to change things up! The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya will be much deeper and uh..stuff. The first episode of The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya takes place after Kyon finally jams it in. The next episode is about Haruhi's childhood. Episode 3 will be about the end of the world. Episode 4 will be about Haruhi and Kyon in old age knitting and playing bingo. Episode 5 will be about Haruhi as a baby. Episode 6 will be about this one time Haruhi tried to make a shitty anime. Episode 7 will be about Mikuru giving some boy a blowjob. Episode 8 will feature a time when Haruhi went to 7/11 to take advantage of their half-price chips with a sandwich deal, but ends up causing a pointless scene. That's all I know so far. As you can see, the anime is very cohesive and will clear up any confusion anybody had with the original.
She's back and happy about it!
Wow guys! This is a great lineup of anime for 2012. After viewing this list, I hope you will agree with me that anime is a constantly innovative and great entertainment medium. Now excuse me while I take a lot of illicit substances to allow me to continue to wallow in wonderful denial.
Koala Girl Kira-hime (熊姫キラ): Kira-hime, real name Ado Aganubon, was the queen of Amastralia until a bunch of humans rudely decided to turn her homeland into a hotel, resort and spa. Determined to get her revenge, Kira-hime hatches plans to drive the humans out of her home and restore Amastralia to prominence. Unfortunately...at the height of all her schemes she is always tempted by eucalyptus snacks, gets high like a real koala and something goes wrong. Oh Kira-hime...if only you could control your urges! In the English version, her name will be Sheila.
moe moe desu kun~~~~!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 sugoi uguu~!
Hey Arnoldo~! [Japanese: Hi Arsuhole!, 你好屎忽]: Hey Arnold~! is a completely original Japanese creation from Nippon. It is a slice of life high school dating anime staring a blonde hikkikomori named Arnoldo. He is bullied by a tsundere girl named Hilga and has a blackface friend named Mr. Popo. Arnoldo and friends constantly investigate rumors of mysterious things but Principal Oda Nobunaga tries to stop them in every episode. It is an epic struggle of pussy and mouse!
Hilda estoy tsun tsun kawaii!
Daredevil Extreme Adventure! [Japanese: 火陰道 ]: Daredevil Extreme Adventure! is a response to the highly successful Iron Man anime produced in Japan. This time, anime studio Suzuki Motors has decided to portray Marvel comic book hero Daredevil in a point of view anime. In this epic adventure, the entire anime will be shown from Dardevil's perspective as he fights against such classic comic book villains as Kingpin, Bullseye and Oda Nobunaga.
DEA! is a very dark anime.
Fairy Hero Lurugo [Japanese: 同志人]: One day, the notorious demon wind-pirate Oda Nobunaga was captured by a group of Viking Crusader Samurai operating out of the port city of Milon. Thrown into prison, Oda Nobunaga had nothing to do. In the end, he decided to jerk off. Just as he was about to bust his nut, a fairy flew by on a mission from Fairy HQ (allied with the VCS) to destroy him. When he shot his load, the fairy was soon covered in his cum. Fairies, despite their diminutive size, are genetically more or less the same as humans. As a result, the fairy became pregnant and gave birth to Lurugo. Lurugo soon grew up into a powerful man, but he had magical powers and the ability to fly. In the 4kids version however, Lurugo is simply blessed by a fairy at birth and his father is named Gepetto.
Oda Nobunaga escapes the prison cell and goes back to his marauding activities, this time leading an armada that deals a crippling blow to the VCS (Viking Crusader Samurai). Lurugo is found in the cell where Oda Nobunaga was. He is raised generously, albeit occasionally discriminated against, by the VCS. He soon befriends a whole slew of characters. On his adventure to find and destroy the evil troublemaker Oda Nobunaga, his father, he is joined by the fairy hating, despondent Capitani, his secret airheaded crush Arlequeen, the experienced slut Punchenella and his comic relief fairy dog Latzi. Aside from mastering his fairy powers, he also is forced to sometimes restrain the demon blood that resides within him.
The Fairy Hero Lurugo movie is planned for 2014.
Sengoku Stories [Japanese: 戦国時代もも]: Sengoku Stories is a historically based anime about Sengoku-Jidai Japan. The anime will cover such historic events as the Battle of Okehazama, the Battle of Nagashino and the Battle where Oda Nobunaga gained demonic powers and threatened to shatter the stability of the entire world with his army of evil Jesuit minions.
Sengoku Stories stars one of Oda Nobunaga's most bitter enemies of the Ikko-ikki sect, a samurai with the surname of Shimotsuma. In the anime he is simply called Shimo, and he has the power to shoot powerful golden discs by drawing power from the sun. He is joined in opposing Nobunaga by historical samurai heroes of the time such as Takeda Shingen, Tenzin Gyatso, Jules Verne, Charles Dickens, Justin Bieber, Giant Enemy Crab, Myotismon, Mecha Godzilla and Tom Cruise.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING EVIL!?
Oturan: Oturan is the story of a FUCKING BADASS prince who decides that having status and power is gay, and instead he'd rather travel the world as a wokou (Japanese pirate) who doesn't take shit from anybody. Leaving his kingdom of Ahonok in Yamato, he enters a brothel on the border. Here he meets a sexy bar wench named Arukas who competently helps him put together a crew. Together with Arukas and his close friend Ekusas, Oturan plunders hidden villages along the Ming Chinese coast while avoiding the navy of the rival Manchurian Empire of Ikustaka. Throughout his journey, his father, Oda Nobunaga, also tries to capture him and restore him to his role as prince of the kingdom of Ahonok.
The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya (Japanese: 涼宮ハルヒ快樂): After a couple (?) seasons of completely inconsequential and pointless fanservice, it's time to change things up! The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya will be much deeper and uh..stuff. The first episode of The Elation of Haruhi Suzumiya takes place after Kyon finally jams it in. The next episode is about Haruhi's childhood. Episode 3 will be about the end of the world. Episode 4 will be about Haruhi and Kyon in old age knitting and playing bingo. Episode 5 will be about Haruhi as a baby. Episode 6 will be about this one time Haruhi tried to make a shitty anime. Episode 7 will be about Mikuru giving some boy a blowjob. Episode 8 will feature a time when Haruhi went to 7/11 to take advantage of their half-price chips with a sandwich deal, but ends up causing a pointless scene. That's all I know so far. As you can see, the anime is very cohesive and will clear up any confusion anybody had with the original.
She's back and happy about it!
Wow guys! This is a great lineup of anime for 2012. After viewing this list, I hope you will agree with me that anime is a constantly innovative and great entertainment medium. Now excuse me while I take a lot of illicit substances to allow me to continue to wallow in wonderful denial.
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