Kakushite! Makina-san!!

A sentient cumdump, a living sex doll, a walking onahole—that’s how I’d describe Makina, the main heroine. Based on that alone, this anime had insane potential to be a guilty pleasure for some freaky weeb (me) to drool over.

But reality always kick you in the balls, and you never get exactly what you want. I always thought the biggest enemy of an ecchi anime is the MC. Their existence can either elevate the anime's enjoyability or drag it down into the fucking abyss. Sadly, this anime got the latter.

Instead of giving us a buff, insatiable dude with the stamina of a sex demon or at ... least a decently horny teenager with above-average libido who’d blow backs out every episode, we’re stuck with a pathetic, nerdy little shota. And if you’ve watched enough ecchi garbage, you already know what that means. Shota MCs are always the same: weak, annoying, no spine, and allergic to coochie. This guy fits the mold perfectly.

Instead of delivering steamy, bed-breaking hanky panky, we get this little beta bitch moralizing about how “having sex with a literal sex object is wrong” while said sex object is literally begging to be railed. I’m not exaggerating,watching her throw herself at him while he preaches like some limp-dicked monk is painful beyond belief. It's torture. Pure, unfiltered blue-balling agony.

And don’t even get me fucking started on his voice. Three goddamn episodes,just twelve minutes each and I was already fantasizing about this insufferable twig gargling on his own bile like a dying sewer rat. Designing a spineless, bitch-ass MC is already a war crime in itself, but giving him the voice of a terminally whiny middle-school girl on helium? That’s a whole new level of auditory terrorism. It’s not just annoying—it’s biologically offensive. He doesn’t sound like a boy, or even a human—he sounds like someone shoved a crying chihuahua into a blender and gave it lines. Every time he talks, it feels like my eardrums are being slapped with wet shit stained paper towels. His voice is the kind of noise that makes you want to scream into a pillow and headbutt drywall until you see stars. I’m usually a pretty chill guy, but every syllable he squeaks out fills me with the kind of homicidal rage you only read about in criminal psychology textbooks. This isn’t just a bad MC,this is a fucking hate crime in anime form.

His dialogue? Absolute cancer. Imagine telling a fucking sex doll—literally made to be fucked—that she should “wait to have sex with someone she truly loves.” Are you fucking kidding me? The author tried so hard to make him look like a saint, but ended up writing the biggest wanker in existence. Combine his limp dialogue with his infuriating voice, and you’ve got a recipe for skyrocketing your blood pressure.

Thankfully, the show at least throws a constant parade of hot anime babes at your face. The nudity is frequent and full-frontal—exactly what this kind of show needs. Sure, some might argue there’s better ways to showcase ecchi elements, but I couldn’t care less. Naked anime girls are hot, and I’m here for it. Just make sure you’re watching the uncensored version, because watching the censored one is like eating a PB&J without the damn bread.

As for the story and music? Who gives a shit,i know you don't. The plot is non-existent and the music is forgettable but catchy enough to not be annoying.

The animation? Not bad at all. It’s no masterpiece, but for a 12-minute-per-episode anime, it holds up surprisingly well.

In the end, if you’re just here for the eye candy, this show can actually deliver some peak degeneracy,as long as you skip every goddamn scene where the MC speaks. Mute that little waste of oxygen and you might actually enjoy yourself.

This ecchi has potential but is ultimately crap.

Its about a boy who loves robots and is also a robotics experts.
One day the classmate he has a crush on shows up at his door injured. Turns out she's an android. But not just any android, a sex android.

She offers to have sex with him many times but he refuses because sex is immoral or some bullsh*t like that 🙄

Although the anime shows nudity it still isn't that great of an echhi. A good ecchi knows how to tease panty shots, ass and tit shots properly. Here you are shown everything right away so there is ... nothing more to look forward to.

This sex android doesn't actually know how to have sex. You'd think that would make for good comedy but it really doesn't.
The virgin main character always cries whenever he sees the android naked.

Its both a boring ecchi and a boring comedy.