Waisetsu Missile The Animation

Hello fellow hentai addicts, and welcome to another hentai review, or AHR for short.

This time I am reviewing Waisetsu Missile The Animation. So first of all, I was really excited to watch this hentai for one simple reason: It was made by one of my favourite hentai producer of all time, Pink Pineapple (the other one being Pashmina). This guys made kanojo x kanojo x kanojo and Ane Jiru the animation 1 and 2. This 3 hentais blow my mind and thought me that hentais actually can have good stories in them.

But, I was really disappointed when I finished this hentai, and I'll tell you ... why.

First of all, the story:

Well, actually we have 2 different stories rather than 1 and they are decent, and when I say decent, I mean it's the most decent hentai story ever written after Ecchi na Onee-chan ni Shiboraretai, it's that decent! The first one is about a schoolgirl who gets raped because she wanted to protect his lover, and the second one tells the story of a boy who fucks a cow girl, what's a cow girl? Well it's just like a cow, it produces milk, but it has human body.

Overall, I give the story an 5 out 10

Art:

When it comes to pink pineapple's hentais, the art is always very good. It's nearly perfect. Just watch it and you'll understand what am I saying. An 8 out of 10.

Sound:

Good acting, what else I can say? Oh, the musics were okay.

7 out of 10

Character:

They are so boring, none of them has a unique personality which is what makes this hentai so boring to watch in the first place. The other hentais pink pineapple made all had great characters in them, but this one is just bad.

3 out 10

Enjoyment:

It had so many boring parts, but it also had some very good scenes as well, a 5 out 10.

Overall:

It's just meh.

6 out of 10.

Waisetsu Missile The Animation, is a pretty standard hentai, there are two stories in the one episode, the fist arc goes for about 18 minutes and is about a girl getting blackmailed into having sex with the guys at her school, the second arc is about a family that has purchased a "Cow Girl" who's only purpose is to make milk for the family, I enjoyed the second arc a lot more than the first one for reasons I'll describe in the coming paragraphs.

So the hentai starts with three guys filming the main girl having sex with them in a classroom because she is being ... blackmailed into it, if she doesn't do it they'll hurt a guy she likes, she gives them blowjobs and ends up taking all their dicks at once and thats pretty much all that happens in the first 5 minutes, this scene had some pretty weird camera angles and the characters faces are all poorly drawn, their bodies are decent but definitely nothing special here, this scene also contains blood from the girl being a virgin which normally is ok but when the dick went in the blood sprayed everywhere and remained there for the entirety of the scene which made the whole thing just not pleasant to look at, there were also some internal shots and because the dicks are censored it just looked like some blood and semen were sitting on some flesh and just looked really wrong, so if you don't like blood I would definitely avoid the first 5 minutes, the girl also has some really stupid dialogue, she seemed confused as to whether semen would be coming out of their dicks, ah no its just some yoghurt that I'd saved in my dick for later don't worry this is definitely not semen, but I guess it was good for a laugh in an otherwise mundane scene. The soundtrack here was also terribly inappropriate it sounded like a theme from a track in Mario Kart and was just really misplaced but this kind of added to the hilarity that was this hentai. The rest of this arc is just her doing more things at school like masturbating in front of the schools virgins, sitting on a vibrator in class and having lots of sex in the bathroom, again stuff thats been done before and done better, the only standout part of this arc is how it ends, the guy that she is protecting turns out to be a bit of a badass at the end but I won't spoil that for you.

Overall I'd rate this part a 4.5/10

Onto my favourite part of the show the second arc, this arc contains a girl with huge boobs which lactate when you touch them and a nice ass dressed in a skimpy pair of cow patterned underwear, this is a quick arc and is just multiple short scenes of the main male character playing with her boobs and having pretty normal sex with her, again there are much better scenes that are similar but this was certainly the highlight of the hentai as a whole and is nicely done.

Overall I'd rate this part about a 5.5/10

I'd really only recommend this hentai if you have nothing else to watch or have a thing for cow girls. So I'm giving it a 5/10