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You have reached the pad of Captain McAwesomepants!
Partner of Captain Fork.
The sidekick and arguably the competent one.
Protector of all things Awesome.

plan on showing you my pants. Something tells me that they are better than yours! I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over how awesome my pants are!

I challenge you to a duel of the pants! SHOW ME YOUR AWESOME POSE.

My pants were hand crafted for just the purpose of being awesome! They breathe like cotton, but are made from a substance that is more comfortable than cotton. They are made from a substance called Comfortoniom! Surprised? You shouldn’t be for I am McAwesomepants! I make it my business to know of and improve on every new innovation in pants technology in the whole world!

Is that toilet paper on your shoe?

Biography:
Lovechild of a Nazi zombie and a Chinese hooker.
Location:
Somewhere where I don't know where I am.
Occupation:
Getting hit by cars on purpose so I can sue the drivers

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY AWESOME!