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Dom: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Dom: Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried.
[closes bonnet of car]

Dom: Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
[Crowd cheers in agreement]

Me and my family were having dinner. While we were eating, I cleared my throat to get the attention of my family. I stood up and said "I have to confess something. I don't like girls." Everyone stopped and looked at me as if they heard news of a relative dying. I went on to say "I love anime girls." - MLK


just over yonder...
look there!
a chair in the dragon's lair
sitting on it is a pear. Wait! A pair of pears!
quite rare
the second pear in the pair is beyond repair, rather unfair I do declare
unaware, I reached for the first pear when i heard a voice, it said "beware the first pear in the lair on the chair for it will ensnare you if you do not eat it midair"
To the entrance I turned to see the hare, owner of the voice, the lair, the chair, and the pair of pears - unknown Rennaisance poet, 1522