How to play:
Example: -User 1: I wish pigs could fly -User 2: Granted, but a flying pig poops on your head. I wish I had lots of money I'll start: I wish I wasn't so clumsy. |
osieorb18Jul 4, 2019 2:16 PM
| Granted, but the chef ran out of sauce & used 3 cans of hot sauce instead. I wish more people would post in the game threads. |
| Granted, but the site bans card making as soon you improve. I wish I could go back to being the old me. |
| Granted, but you lost your sanity. I wish people would stop getting too attach to me |
“They stood together in a false intimacy, a nervous contact. And he was in love with her.” ― D.H. Lawrence, Women in Love |
| Granted, but you'll get too attached to them. I wish my headache would stop. |
| Granted but u get a stomach ache instead. I wish I can get rid of my aerophobia |
“They stood together in a false intimacy, a nervous contact. And he was in love with her.” ― D.H. Lawrence, Women in Love |
| Granted, but you develop Acrophobia instead. (Welcome to the club) I wish the next season of GOT would air already. =/ |
grave_robber said: Granted, but you develop Acrophobia instead. (Welcome to the club) I wish the next season of GOT would air already. =/ i have acrophobia as well lol xD, along with aerophobia . Granted, but its a remake :/ I wish money grows on trees |
“They stood together in a false intimacy, a nervous contact. And he was in love with her.” ― D.H. Lawrence, Women in Love |
| Granted, but it's monopoly/fake money. I wish I could see my nieces right now. |
| Granted, but you see them in the hospital gravely injured. I wish I had a million wishes. |
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| Granted, but they're all granted by the wishmaster(djin) I wish my avatar would be updated |
| Granted, but you won't ever be able to update your avatar again. i wish for unlimited supply of chocolates. |
| Granted but you eat so much chocolates , you developed allergy to chocolates I wish for time machine |
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| Granted, but it only goes 3 seconds into the future. I wish they would remake the resident evil 2 & 3 games. |
| Granted, but the remakes are worse than orginals I wish i could make atleast 1 song. |
~I am just one sadist who supports friends~  |
| Granted, but all who hear it die. I wish I had telekinetic powers. |
| Granted, but your powers can only be used to read the minds of people with an IQ of less than 50 edit: Oh right forgot XD I wish I had dinner now |
BombolzAug 6, 2014 3:50 AM
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| Bombolz, what's your wish? |
Bombolz said: Granted, but your powers can only be used to read the minds of people with an IQ of less than 50 edit: Oh right forgot XD I wish I had dinner now uh, that's not even the power I asked for T_T granted, but you get food poisoning. Smurphinator said: Bombolz, what's your wish? I'll make a wish for both of us. I wish my turtle is happy now. |
| Granted, but now all your other pets, present and future, are eternally sad. I wish I could breathe underwater. |
| Granted, but while using scuba gear to achieve this feat, you accidentally forget to equalize the pressure on your body whilst underwater, thus you explode from the inside. I wish I was better at speaking Italian. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but the first person you talk to in Italy happens to be mafia related, and you are found dead in your hotel room with signs of incredible torture pre-death the next morning. I wish I got better grades in English. |
| Granted, but you fail all the other subjects. I wish for nothing. |
| Granted, and nothing shall you eat, nor breathe, nor see, nor hear. I wish I was a more diligent pianist. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but in your diligence, you practice so much you develop carpal tunnel and are unable to play the instrument you hold so dear any longer. I wish I could live inside of Sword Art Online. |
| Granted but you become a stone. I wish I can have super powers |
“They stood together in a false intimacy, a nervous contact. And he was in love with her.” ― D.H. Lawrence, Women in Love |
| Granted, but your super power is the ability to see 5 seconds into the future. I wish I had more time. |
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| Granted, but your brain is unable to function with the length in time given to your body, and as such, you spend an extra ten years of your life in a coma. I wish I could make my own cosplays. |
| Granted, but they all dissolve 10 minutes after being worn.you're gonna be naked XD I wish I were cruel. |
| Granted, but the police discover your newfound cruelty and you are sent to a mental asylum on permanent residency. I wish I could shape shift into a wolf. |
| Granted, but at the point when you transform you're immediately shot, tranquilized, and captured by animal control. I wish my father would teach me how to drive a boat. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but you will sink it right when you learn to drive it. I wish i could live somewhere at paradise |
~I am just one sadist who supports friends~ |
| Granted, but the paradise turns out to be a lost one that you must eventually leave. “They, looking back, all the eastern side beheld Of Paradise, so late their happy seat, Waved over by that flaming brand, the gate With dreadful faces thronged and fiery arms: Some natural tears they dropped, but wiped them soon; The world was all before them, where to choose Their place of rest, and Providence their guide; They, hand in hand, with wandering steps and slow, Through Eden took their solitary way.” ― John Milton, Paradise Lost I wish I could meet up with my friends in Canada one last time before the summer's out of reach. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but while in Canada you lose your passport and identification papers, and are not allowed to return home. I wish I could buy all the manga I wanted... |
| Granted, but your collection burns before you read 20% of it. I wish I could live in San Francisco. |
| Granted, but while walking near the gorgeous harborside you find yourself caught in the San Francisco marathon, and are therefore trampled by thousands of runners. I wish I could lose my passport and stay in Canada forever. Then my friends and I could become farmers and sell fruit for a living in the markets along lake Erie. Or we could just become vintners and make wine for a living. That would be the simple way to live life, and "we'd live off the fatta the lan"-John Steinbeck. But I doubt that'll ever happen. |
LucianRoyAug 10, 2014 9:40 PM
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but the fruit you are selling and farming caries a self destructive genetic mutation that kills the harvest over generations. Soon your crops die and you find yourself unable to sustain your living with your friends as you all gradually starve to death a la Grave of the Fireflies. I wish pegacorns existed so I could fly on a magical rainbow. (Juxtaposition, ftw) |
| That's one devastating movie. It made me so sad. The juxtaposition of those two statements are like night and day too. Anyhow, granted, but the pegacorn finds his magical life extremely depressing, so he decides to end it by crashing into the, (now tangible), magical rainbow. I wish I had an endless supply of baked goods. Then, and only then, will I truely be at peace. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| I know, it's such a weird contrast in comparison to Miyazaki's other works. Awww, poor pegacorn... Granted, but as a result you now binge on so many of these less than healthy baked goods that you develop diabetes. I wish there was more quality yaoi for me to shamelessly fawn over. |
| Granted, but you have a yaoi overload resulting in you spontaneously combusting into an inferno of yaoi manga. I wish I would wake up earlier to go running for Cross-Country training. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but due to your dramatic decrease in sleep over time, you begin collapsing of exhaustion during training, thus rendering your efforts futile. I wish all the unopened boxes in my house would unpack themselves. |
| Cool, did you just move? Granted, but everything in the boxes will be hidden in various places around your house; making it incredibly difficult to tidy up. I wish I could travel the great lakes by boat someday and visit all the famous harbour cities like Chicago, and Toronto. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| A couple months ago, I'm just too lazy to unpack some things, :P Granted, but the boat you are provided with is merely a small paddle boat. This light paddle boat was very easily lifted by a waterspout that formed within the lake, and you find yourself transported to the middle of nowhere miles from shore; lost at... Lake? I wish that I had pop-eye muscles. |
| Granted, but you eat so much spinach to get them that you end up turning green. I wish that I could go Scuba-diving in lake Ontario. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but your gear contains laughing gas instead of the usual combo. I wish I could rest. |
| Granted, but you slip into a coma for the next thirty years. I wish I could paint grass. |
| Granted, but all the other flora you paint will have to be grass. I wish my mother would teach me how to bake. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but everything you bake turns into stone. I wish I had 3 million dollars.  |
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