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Aug 27, 2017 6:19 PM

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Hello everyone, been a while since I've done one of these. I've been scoping out new girls from paradox... all 377 of them. Since going through them one at a time will take literally forever, I will be doing them in themed sets. This week's them is under the sea.


Name: Wakame
Species: Seaweed Alraune
Personality: Relaxed
Likes: Dancing
Dislikes: Working hard
Favorite Techniques: Seaweed wrap
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Do you like dancing but don't have the energy to keep up with one? Then this girl is the perfect dance partner for you. Her seaweed dance is so slow and relaxing that it works as a dance and a lullaby at the same time. You can dance the night away and then curl up into bed without ever breaking the rhythm. When you are not dancing you can just let the currents take you wherever it may. But don't worry, she is still quite active in bed.

So, would you date this monster girl?



Name: Kurage
Species: Jellyfish
Personality: Simple Minded
Likes: Swimming, Eating
Dislikes: Nothing Really
Favorite Techniques: Tentacles
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Keep your eyes peeled because this girl's translucent body can be hard to spot in the water. Before you know it she has her tentacles around you and you won't want to escape. The tingling sensations from her touch saps all of your strength before bringing you deep inside her. Aside from that she enjoys fishing and swimming. A simple life for a simple girl.

So, would you date this monster girl?



Name: Isabelle
Species: Sea Anemone
Personality: Sadistic
Likes: Watching things squirm.
Dislikes: Working
Favorite Techniques: Tentacles
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

This can be nice to look at and my even do a little dance to get you closer, but it is all a trap. Once she has you you are in for some pain. She will squeeze you tightly with her tentacles and they will sting to the touch. She will tell you to scream for her and scream you shall and she will be turned on by it. But no matter how hard she gets you screaming, she does it in such a way that makes you want more deep down inside. Unable to distinguish pleasure from pain anyone you will let her do whatever she wants.

So, would you date this monster girl?



Name: Anko
Species: Angler Fish Mermaid
Personality: Silent
Likes: .............
Dislikes: .............
Favorite Techniques: .............
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

........... Do you like being attached to your woman in the most literal sense of the word? If so she is perfect. If not... Well, she makes it easy to swim at night.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Aug 27, 2017 6:24 PM

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Wakame - maybe
Kurage - no
Isabelle - fuck no
Anko - ......no
Aug 27, 2017 7:34 PM

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And this batch is a full bucket of "hell, no" for me.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Aug 29, 2017 8:43 AM

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An entire group of no thanks.
Aug 30, 2017 4:50 AM

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I'd give Kurage a chance, at least. The others...not so much.
Aug 30, 2017 8:02 AM

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Kurage is probably the only one here, as I like jelly and I've seen some pretty cool jelly fish.

The others are a NO!!
Sep 6, 2017 6:50 PM

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This week's theme is church library.


Name: Annie
Species: Page Mimic
Personality: Quiet
Likes: People who read books
Dislikes: The decline of physical books.
Favorite Techniques: Oral
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Page monsters are an endangered species. All over the world they wait patiently for someone to open their book and turn to their page. But with people loosing interest in physical books they are slowly withering away in the libraries of the world. Annie has made it her mission to restore interest in reading. All you have to do to date her is go to your local library, pick up a book and start reading. If you find the page she is hiding on she will reward you. Once you have proven your love for her and for reading she will ask you to help her start a page monster dating program and host it at unpopular libraries. Books are a treasure and with her help people may continue to have chance encounters by reading them.

So, would you date this monster girl?



Name: Yoko
Species: Book Mimic
Personality: Curious
Likes: Erotic Novels
Dislikes: Romantic Comedies
Favorite Techniques: Handjob
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Do you enjoy ending the day curling up with a good book? Do you sometimes wish the book could curl up with you in return? Then boy do I have the perfect recommendation. Not only is she the perfect book to end the evening with, she is has been itching to experience everything she has been reading about in her favorite books. Once you have had your fill of page turning excitement just put her back on the shelf like any other book. As long as you keep the shelf filled with novels that interest her, she can spend the time reading up on new things to try. Just no romantic comedies please.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Sep 6, 2017 9:51 PM

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Hmm, jellyfish can be pretty pretty. Not so sure about the book girls. Also no romcom???
Sep 6, 2017 11:11 PM

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Annie maybe
Yoko... don't think so
Sep 7, 2017 5:34 AM

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I love books. Books that can love me back? Hell, yes.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Sep 7, 2017 9:40 AM

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A double yes from me as well, let's start turning some pages :)
Sep 8, 2017 9:46 PM

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All about the books. Very yes =)
Sep 9, 2017 4:15 AM

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YummyLunches said:
Hmm, jellyfish can be pretty pretty. Not so sure about the book girls. Also no romcom???
It's a miracle! YuLu is alive! :-D



As for the recently presented bachelorettes:

Wakame - A little bit too passive for me, I'll pass
Kurage - Nah, I'll pass
Isabelle - Nope
Anko - Nope
Annie - Sure
Yoko - Perhaps
Sep 15, 2017 2:38 AM

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@MetallumOperatur

I’m a zombie.
Sep 16, 2017 4:44 PM

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Aim for the head! };)
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Sep 19, 2017 5:52 PM

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That also counts as a miracle, I would argue! ;-)
Dec 7, 2017 8:45 PM
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I would totally go for yoko, but not annie.
Dec 14, 2017 4:14 PM

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Been a while since this thread saw some activity. We should make a few new profiles soon.
Mar 9, 2018 6:54 PM

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Name: Serafina
Species: Salamander
Personality: Hot-tempered, energetic, unpredictable
Likes: Adrenaline, setting the world ablaze
Dislikes: The spa, meditating
Favorite Techniques: Passionate rough pounding
Series: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

If you are looking for a quiet, well-behaved girl to start a steady and predictable relationship with, then look further for this girl is not for you. However, if a loudmouthed, hot-tempered adrenaline junky who has yet to develop any sense of shame turns you on, then prepare for the ride of a lifetime! Serafina is passion incarnate and has a burning desire to find herself a mate with whom she can figuratively speaking (and perhaps also literally) set the world ablaze. With her you can expect to see enough action for a hundred lifetimes. She just seems to attract all kinds of danger. Bar fights, hot pursuits, nearby meteorite impacts, and pissing off the local death cults are a mere few examples of the things she is dealing with on a daily bases. A dangerous life? Perhaps... But, one thing is sure: with Serafina you will never be bored again!

So, would you date this monster girl?
MetallumOperaturMar 9, 2018 7:05 PM
Mar 9, 2018 7:52 PM

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nah, energy is great but not at the expense of no chill
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I want to marry her o:


Mar 10, 2018 7:03 AM
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I'd be willing to give it a try. Not sure how she'd react to a breakup though...
Mar 10, 2018 9:47 AM

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Too much drama for me, no thanks.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Mar 11, 2018 6:53 AM

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A weekend fling? Sounds fun. Permanent commitment? Probably not.
Mar 16, 2018 3:13 AM

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Nope. Sounds like suicide.
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Name: Glucosia
Species: Slime
Personality: Sweet, simple, relaxed
Likes: You, sweets, pineapples
Dislikes: Salt
Favorite Techniques: "The syrup swirl"
Series: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

Glucosia might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she is most definitely the sweetest one! This honey-eyed candy consumer loves nectarous treats, pineapples in particular. A lifetime of gorging herself on all kinds of confection has not not left her unaffected. Her luscious body has turned pink and is now more cloying than syrup. "More cloying than syrup?" you may ask. Yes, you heard it right: this girl is edible! And she does not mind you taking the occasional bite out of her sacchariferous jelly! Now, don't worry, provided you give her some mushy love or a handful of sugarplums, she regenerates her gelatin faster than you can say "Diabetes Mellitus". Her being a slime comes with a few other perks too: Sex positions that even professional contortionists struggle with, are a piece of cake for her. And she can change her appearance on demand. Loli? Futa? Busty? Thicc? Twins? Taylor Swift? You name it, she shapes herself to it!

So, would you date this monster girl?


Disclaimer: This dating service can't be held responsible for any sugar-related afflictions the participant might develop while dating this girl!
MetallumOperaturApr 6, 2018 1:52 PM
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Totally would
Apr 6, 2018 1:12 PM

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I think I would
Apr 6, 2018 1:53 PM

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Woops spotted a typo, in her name of all places... Corrected it ;-)
Apr 6, 2018 2:13 PM
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Not a whole lot about her personality this time, but I think I'd give her a chance.
Apr 6, 2018 9:47 PM

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As an actual diabetic, I would probably have to pass... but man, this one's tempting.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
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tygertyger said:
As an actual diabetic, I would probably have to pass... but man, this one's tempting.
Yeah that might be a small problem with this girl. How strong is your discipline to not give her a lick/take a bite then? I know I would fail...
Apr 7, 2018 4:44 AM

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I give her a yes
Apr 7, 2018 4:28 PM

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I'm just hoping that she isn't too sticky due to all this sugar that is inside her, but other than that I would definitely go for it.

P.S.
I laughed so hard on that disclaimer. XD
I have spoken. So it is written. So it shall be done.
Apr 15, 2018 4:11 AM

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Oh hell yeah. I'm a bit of a sweet tooth. And a girl how can do it all sounds pretty great.
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No doubt!
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Name: Anesthesia
Species: Kraken
Personality: Intelligent, slightly unhinged, dedicated
Likes: Fixing up patients, ASMR
Dislikes: Having failed the inkblot test
Favorite Techniques: "The Doctor's Verdict"
Series: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

"Pulse?"
"Rising."

"Blood pressure?"
"Rising."

"Injection?"
"We are going to need a bigger syringe."

"Suggested treatment?"
"Patient needs to stay in bed and get his rest. The nurse will take care of the much needed pressure releases from the groin area."

This smart girl has a PHD in Structural Engineering and is the most devoted nurse you will ever meet. Anesthesia will go above and beyond what is required to take care of all a patient's needs, for such is her dedication. Of course, as the nurse she knows best what a patient needs. In this day and age it happens all to often that our busy lives cause stress to build up in one's body. This is of course detrimental to one's health. Luckily for the patients in Anasthesia's care, she knows exactly how to get rid of such "excess stress". In her tender... arms... she will carefully massage and rub the stress into a "focal point" before allowing it to be released from the patient's body in a powerful burst. Though effective in the short term, Anasthesia has discovered that to fully cure a patient many such sessions are needed, perhaps even life long treatment. Thankfully, she will not let a patient go before a full recovery is achieved, for such is her commitment!


So, would you date this monster girl?
MetallumOperaturAug 19, 2018 4:48 PM
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Sure, I'd give her a shot.
Aug 19, 2018 5:29 PM
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Clarus_Nox said:
Sure, I'd give her a shot.
I think she'd be the one giving you a shot.

I think I'll pass. Dating her would be stressful.
Aug 19, 2018 5:45 PM

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Oh, my... um... helloooo, Nurse!
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Aug 20, 2018 10:16 AM

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Why do you ask if I would date this monster girl? It doesn't sound like she's giving me a choice :P
Aug 22, 2018 4:46 PM

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Looks good. Tentacles are good.
Aug 29, 2018 5:49 AM

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Has a "PHD in Structural Engineering" and became a Nurse.... Hehe XD

Still a nurse that can take care of all my needs sounds like a good one to add to the harem.
I'd give her a chance.

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