Fuck it. Have fun with whatever this even is.
[center]Round 61 ~ Truth
This is the scene.
You, the protagonist of a typical shounen manga, are faced with a predicament. The Demon Neko Lord, Haine-nyan has captured your entire family, who are lying in a cage suspended over a massive blazing fire. They are unconscious and covered in blood, claw marks and cat food. You are armed with a pair of light manellyn-forged speed-type swords, light, cat-proof armor and a little sandwich bag of ketchup. Haine-nyan is holding a knife to a rope which keeps the cage up. "Nya-ha-ha!!! I, Haine-maousama request your unconditional surrender and your life. In return, your pathetic nyarmy will be spared~" says Haine, grinning, and waving his knife.
She holds up her other hand, and immediately, around 40 Kittykin archers step forwards from the shadows, bows loaded, faces masked with the finest furry hoodies.
"So what will you do, hero-nyan?" she grins.
You remain silent and motionless. The temperature in the room seemed to drop, and an even colder droplet of sweat traces your nose and falls to the floor. After what seemed like an eternity, Haine-maousama breaks the silence.
"Well, brave hero? Looks like you need some encouragement." Before you can react, her blade swung down, severing the flimsy rope supporting the cage.
You cry out in rage, and start to make a dash at the kitty demon lord, only to be stopped by an arrow barely skimming your face. You could feel the breeze dragged along by it clearly.
"Nya-ha-ha!!!" cries Haine-nyan. "They were already dead, nyan, you should've seen your faace!!!~
But nyow you've lost your one chance to surrender. You're going to die here nyan~
Before I kill you, let's have a little fun first :3"
Her hand opens up into a palm, and the intricately patterned fur on her fists could easily be seen. It was a five-pointed star in a circle - and as you absorb that information, it started to glow. A brilliant magenta light came out of her paw, and shone on an area on the ceiling. Where it hit, the hard catstone brick discintigrated.
From the hole dropped another, larger, cage, this time on a chain. It fell silently and stopped in mid-air. You could make out three shapes there - and you couldn't help but let out a gasp.
It was your three loyal commanders, also friends from your early childhood. White horror filled their eyes; they have obviously underwent hell.
You know what was about to happen before Haine-nyan said it.
"Its too late now, hero-nyan. Kyrex, AbuHumaid and Manjuu-kyun, I believe? I want to watch you kill one of them, or I will kill all three of them for you!!"
The Kittykin archers tensed their bows; a collective straining of strings could be heard.
You know you cannot beat the great Haine-maousama, but you might just be able to save 2 of your old friends. One Kittyforged arrow would be enough to end your life; you know you cannot escape. You clasp your ketchup packet within the folds of your scrappy armour.
Which one would you kill? Or what would you do? (Ky, Abu, MJ and Maou-sama can participate too as both the hero and a character~)
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[size=40]no you cant defeat haine you weak little sh*t. shoulda stayed in the gym for that, shouldnt'cha? |