| Nude! Name: Fell Species: Fairy Personality: Playful, Mischievous Likes: Flowers, Elves, Playing Dislikes: Scary things, Meanies Favorite Techniques: Flowers! Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Hello and welcome to fairy awareness week. I need a better agent... I mean, which lucky viewer is going to date our special fairy guest. For those at home who cannot see our guest it is important to note that fairies are invisible to people who have strong prejudices cause by faith. I little specific, I know, but if you cannot see her your faith is turning you into a bit of a hard-ass. Stop having blind faith in whatever the gods say and start enjoying nature for how it is, I even know of some great medicinal herbs that will have you seeing fairies in no time. I feel we got on a bit of a tangent, so what makes this fairy an excellent date? Well she is a girl of little needs. Doesn't need much space or food and definitely clothes so she is the perfect date for those on a budget. In fact she would love nothing more than to go out into the forest to frolic and play in the flowers every day. Just be careful because she likes to play pranks and she has a lot of energy, if you don't like to play then this is not the girl for you. It is also worth noting that she is only a few inches tall so don't expect much physical companionship. But she is incredibly curious and willing to experiment so who knows what can happen. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I'm not sure how far the relationship could get, but I not opposed. |
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| Very cute. Hard to cuddle, though... |
| Date? No. Befriend? Maybe. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| She's to small for my tastes... |
| Boobs! Name: Amy Species: Cancer Personality: Playful, Energetic Likes: Surfing, Cleaning, Playing rock-paper-scissors Dislikes: Scary things, being lonely Favorite Techniques: Washing Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Hello and welcome to bring your daughter to work day. This is not part of our normally scheduled programming. Turns out that a cancer brought her daughter here promptly abandoned her, which is apparently not unusual. We contacted our legal department and turns out WE could be sued for returning her. Strange world folks, strange world. On the plus side human age restrictions do not apply to her so... Who like them young? Come on, don't be shy. We aren't going to ask you to take a seat or anything. *Laugh track* And don't worry, it's not like you have to babysit her or anything because she has been fending for herself her entire life. She can cook, she can clean, and she will be more than happy to scrub your back. Also, while I cannot in good conscious condone any kind of penetration until she is older, she is not afraid your front until the job is good and done. Just remember she gets cranky if she is up too late so go easy on the late night drinking. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| How old is she? If under 16 I'd just adopt her as a daughter. Being an abandoned child is too sad. If is older then something might come off it in a couple years. Based off the description, yeah I'd date her when she became old enough. |
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| Underaged is a no-go for me every time. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
tygertyger said: This I agree wholly with.Underaged is a no-go for me every time. |
| Still sad she got abandoned by her parents. After talks with the producers of this show, I have now adopted this poor girl as my daughter. |
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| She sounds adorable. I need some more adorable in my life. Take her in? In a heartbeat. Date her? Mmmm...give it a few years. |
| Nah..I think i'm gonna skip this one :P |
| Fell - I'd rather be friends with her. Amy - I'm really bad with children. Maybe when she's older. |
Clarus_Nox said: After talks with the producers of this show, I have now adopted this poor girl as my daughter. Kudos to you, sir. That was noble. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Boobs! Name: Gigi Species: Mermaid Personality: Calm, Old Fashioned Likes: Respectful and energetic youngsters, living it up like the good old days Dislikes: Disrespectful kids Favorite Techniques: Paizuri Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Prepare to take your way back machine to visit the golden years on senior night at would you date this monster girl! These golden girls may have seen summers in the triple digits but they can swing and groove with the best of them. But don't let their age turn you away because not only do they have decades of sensual experience but like the sun their beauty only continues to shine brighter as they age. Take Gigi here, all of her hard earned experience and wisdom has brought her skills that will shock you right off your feet and then literally get the earth shaking beneath you. She may be willing to whip out these skill on disrespectful young brats but saves her personal, and favorite, skills with those that mind their manners and show her the respect her age deserves. Only then will she show you how she has been rocking the world since before your were born. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| hm, no thanks |
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Clarus_Nox said: hm, no thanks Come on, don't you need a baby sitter for your adopted child? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I have plenty of experience as a babysitter, plus I couldn't do that to this fine lady. To come her looking for a good man, only to have a guy pawn off his daughter to her? Come on man, have some decency. |
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| I imagine that a quality afternoon with this fine lady will look something like this: 4 p.m. - High tea with biscuits 5 p.m. - Join your wive in the bedroom chamber where you'll be taught another position you've never even heard off 7:30 p.m. - Dinner is served 9 p.m. - Lessons in unknown positions continue I like tea and I like Mermaids, so yeah I'll date her. |
| I love MILFs, so I'm in! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| I'd want to get to know her a bit first, see all the details that "old-fashioned" entails. I do spend most of my time gaming after all, not usually something a 100+ year old would be into...But I'd definitely at least give her a chance. |
| Actually, she's one of my favorite companions in paradox. Definitely yes. |
| Boobs! Name: Fleesia Species: Alraune Personality: Calm, Stubborn Likes: People who appreciate her smell. Dislikes: Violence. Favorite Techniques: Pollination Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Hello and welcome to another episode of would you date this monster girl. Some of you may be wondering why I am wearing a gas mask right now. Well, it is only so I'm not knocked off my feet by her lovely scent before any of our viewers have a chance to call in. I tell you what though if you love the sent of carrion then she is your dream girl. But even if that particular blend is not your cup of tea the hypnotic effect it has will still bring you in so you can indulge in it util your eyes are absolutely watering with joy. After her sweet scent has ruined you for all other smells you can spread the love by taking her out on the town. Going on a date with her has many unique benefits. Long line at the amusement park? The line just got shorter. Got lousy seat for the play? You've practically got the place to yourself. Forget to make reservations at that fancy restaurant? A seat is now available, just remember to tip your waiters generously. And when you are done with the day and ready to get the excitement of the night going you can just relax as she guides you through her unique process, enjoying both of her heads as she takes care of both of yours. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
dcw2021 said: if you love the sent of carrion then she is your dream girl.  |
um... no thanks |
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| Well, I have no sense of smell so...sure, why not? |
| two girls, YES! |
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| I´ll pass too. |
 Name: Lihitinu Species: Centaur Personality: Tsundere, Innocent Likes: Being brushed, Racing Dislikes: Perverts Favorite Techniques: "How dare you ask me that!" Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. "It's not like I want to date you or anything." Can a single phrase tell you more about this girl? I think everyone here knows exactly what they are getting into when they go on a date with this girl. She is a proud centaur warrior who has trained all her life to perform high speed attacks with her spear. After a long day of training she enjoys eating carrots and running through a wide open field to relax. She may not admit to it but she would enjoy it if you were to accompany her on her run. Just do not expect to ride her! She is a proud centaur, not a common horse, riding her is a privilege reserved exclusively for the one she is going to marry. But enough about the bedroom... "Die you pervert!" Whoa! Whoa! I think that is all the time we have for Ahh!!! Would you date this monster girl?! "Die!" |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| hm..... Yeah why not, she sounds cute |
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| lol cute, but I don't think I would actually do well with a tsundere |
| Don't think I would recognize a tsundere being tsundere and just go on what she says rather than what she means. So don't think it would work out with her. |
tterreb said: I would probably be the same. But I'm still willing to give her a chance. Give her a chance, sure. But I would probably real quick get the idea she hates my guts. So being a reasonable guy not wanting to be with someone who hates me I would break up with her. And now she really hates my guts. Starts screaming at me that it's all my fault for not being able to read minds and stuff. |
| I'd give her a chance. |
 Name: Kitsu Species: Kitsune Personality: Playful, Energetic Likes: Ninjutsu, Thin-Fried Tofu, Her kohai looking up to her. Dislikes: The thought of her kohai surpassing her. Favorite Techniques: Her Fluffy Tails Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. We have an emergency! It's a catastrophe! It is a disaster of unimaginable proportions! Her junior is about to surpass her! Ever since they were little her little kohai would look up to her for knowledge, strength, and wisdom and promised to work hard to be just like her. But the problem is she worked too hard! She never stops studying, like ever. Try as our guest might she is too lazy... I mean, value meditation to much dedicate as much to her studies as her junior does. And when she heard that her junior is going to be our next guest she realized one very important thing. That she has never been on a date either! If her junior had a real date before she did she would lose all respect as a sempai! So she begged... I mean convinced our producer to get her on the show first. She promises to do what ever it takes but she has to get to at least third base by next week! But for those of you willing to take the extra step just remember: Cum three times and you are married. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| How old is she? If she is of age I'd date her. But this one might be a bit too much. |
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| A hundred times yes. Love those fluffy tails. Also, she's one of my favorites from Monster Girl Quest (though I'm only about halfway through atm). She's even got a side story that I loved to bits. Clarus_Nox said: How old is she? If she is of age I'd date her. But this one might be a bit too much. Being a kitsune (and one with two tails) it wouldn't surprise me if she's around a hundred years old or so. |
tterreb said: dcw2021 said: Cum three times and you are married. I probably should have read that part sooner... Ah well, guess I have a new wife... Forgot to read the fine print I see. I guess I'll be taking take care of her slightly more mature looking older sister then. Yao was it right? |
tterreb said: dcw2021 said: Cum three times and you are married. I probably should have read that part sooner... Ah well, guess I have a new wife... Does that mean Chirp is free now? If so, I shall give her the devotion she deserves. I'm sure Amy would love to have a mother figure around. |
Clarus_NoxOct 4, 2016 7:46 PM
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| Can't say no to those fluffy tails. |
 Name: Kamuro Species: Kitsune Personality: Hard working Likes: Her senpai Dislikes: Being unable to take it easy. Favorite Techniques: Umm... I'll do my best. Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. This girl is one hard worker. From sun up to sun down she is constantly studying all so that she can some day catch up to her senpai. She respects her senpai more than anyone else in the world. Her senpai is so kind, giving her the bigger half when they split the thin fried tofu. Her senpai is so smart, able to answer any question she may ask and can even spend the day before a test goofing off. Her senpai is so beautiful with her fluffy silver tails that she is certain that her senpai has men just falling at her feet. She came here today so she may get a date and be one step closer to to being like her senpai. She may not have completed the kitsune school of courtesan services but she promises to work hard and do her very best to be a good date. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
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