 *Artists dipiction, she has only been seen in dreams* Name: Elly Species: Baku Personality: Ravenous, Playful, Micheveous Likes: Interesting Dreams Dislikes: Alarm Clocks Favorite Techniques: In your dreams Series: NA This here is the girl of your dreams, literally! But worry not, my manager has assured me she is real and not a fantasy. Try to remember your favorite dream, whether it be a field of flowers, flying through the sky, or celebrating a grand accomplishment. Now imagine that feeling as real as being awake and having this wonderful companion to enjoy the experience with you, that is what this girl has to offer. Bored with your own dreams? Why not have a romantic date in someone else's? Not even the sky is the limit! Worried about nightmares? Don't be, she eats the most terrifying night terrors for breakfast. Suffering from nightmares yourself? Invite her over for dinner. She'll be happy, you'll be happy, and you can finally sleep easy, when you actually go to sleep that is. *Laugh Track* But hey, with this girl sleep is only the beginning. So, would you date this monster girl? This episode of would you date this monster girl brought to you by the honorary monster girl competition. Come see all of the lovely ladies competing for your vote. And let's not forget that ties are settled by an h-off! When it comes to the honorary monster girl competition: there is not just one winner, we all are. |
dcw2021Aug 2, 2016 5:37 PM
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| OK, I would totally date this monstergirl! As a lucid dreamer I could probably make things really interesting for her. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Most definitely would date Elly. Even before the dream stuff, having her personality include mischievous and playful puts her at the level of "ooh, this should be fun" Also, I'm super jealous, tyger :/ despite following guides on how to make lucid dreams happen more often, it still only happens about once a year for me. |
| Maybe, haven't been much of a lucid dreamer lately though |
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DazzAntoni said: despite following guides on how to make lucid dreams happen more often, it still only happens about once a year for me. Oh, jealousy is definitely not in order. Lucid dreaming is something I came by because of having terribly vivid nightmares. As in, some nights I couldn't sleep at all. I spontaneously developed lucid dreaming as a coping mechanism. This happened at the age of nine, so you can imagine how poorly I dealt with the nightmares before that point. All of which means that I was precisely the kind of child that would attract a baku, so yay! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| I'd gladly date her. Sadly I don't dream often. Usually four or five times a month. |
| Everybody dreams every night, actually. We don't always remember doing it, though. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Boobs! Name: Marion Species: Dark Elf Personality: Sadistic Likes: Using her tentacle for things Dislikes: Violence Favorite Techniques: Tentacles Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Stuck at the bottom of the social ladder, this elf studied black magic so she may improve her economic standing. Eventually she learned how to use demonic energy to grow a tentacle from her body and before long it became a permanent appendage she could control with more skill than even her own two hands. But if you are familiar with hentai then you can probably guess where this is going. It is only so long that someone can have a tentacle before they decide to use it on someone and the stuck up elves who stubbornly try to hide their own desires make targets that are just to tempting to resist. She quickly fell to darkness and was exiled from her home. But she did not let it get her down, she had had her fun with the stubborn elves and it was time hunt new prey. Who it be a young virgin who's body is more honest than they are? Would it be someone who would beg for more with ever cares with her skillful tentacle? She still upholds her elven duty to protect the forest but other than that the world is hers and she does not have to be ashamed to admit that she loves it when they squirm. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| Afraid not, few things those tentacles can be used for with guys. Wish her good luck though. |
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| Tentacles and a sadistic personality? I'm outta here! |
| Elly - Yes I would. Also kudos on promoting your entry this way! Marion - I sure do love an elf, then again not too fond of the tentacle. A hesitant yes I would say... Date better be good or else I'm out. |
Clarus_Nox said: Afraid not, few things those tentacles can be used for with guys. Wish her good luck though. It's not that the tentacles can't be used for much with guys that gives me pause. It's that I'm not at all interested in most of what they can be used for. So, nope! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Nude! Name: Fell Species: Fairy Personality: Playful, Mischievous Likes: Flowers, Elves, Playing Dislikes: Scary things, Meanies Favorite Techniques: Flowers! Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Hello and welcome to fairy awareness week. I need a better agent... I mean, which lucky viewer is going to date our special fairy guest. For those at home who cannot see our guest it is important to note that fairies are invisible to people who have strong prejudices cause by faith. I little specific, I know, but if you cannot see her your faith is turning you into a bit of a hard-ass. Stop having blind faith in whatever the gods say and start enjoying nature for how it is, I even know of some great medicinal herbs that will have you seeing fairies in no time. I feel we got on a bit of a tangent, so what makes this fairy an excellent date? Well she is a girl of little needs. Doesn't need much space or food and definitely clothes so she is the perfect date for those on a budget. In fact she would love nothing more than to go out into the forest to frolic and play in the flowers every day. Just be careful because she likes to play pranks and she has a lot of energy, if you don't like to play then this is not the girl for you. It is also worth noting that she is only a few inches tall so don't expect much physical companionship. But she is incredibly curious and willing to experiment so who knows what can happen. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I'm not sure how far the relationship could get, but I not opposed. |
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| Very cute. Hard to cuddle, though... |
| Date? No. Befriend? Maybe. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| She's to small for my tastes... |
| Boobs! Name: Amy Species: Cancer Personality: Playful, Energetic Likes: Surfing, Cleaning, Playing rock-paper-scissors Dislikes: Scary things, being lonely Favorite Techniques: Washing Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Hello and welcome to bring your daughter to work day. This is not part of our normally scheduled programming. Turns out that a cancer brought her daughter here promptly abandoned her, which is apparently not unusual. We contacted our legal department and turns out WE could be sued for returning her. Strange world folks, strange world. On the plus side human age restrictions do not apply to her so... Who like them young? Come on, don't be shy. We aren't going to ask you to take a seat or anything. *Laugh track* And don't worry, it's not like you have to babysit her or anything because she has been fending for herself her entire life. She can cook, she can clean, and she will be more than happy to scrub your back. Also, while I cannot in good conscious condone any kind of penetration until she is older, she is not afraid your front until the job is good and done. Just remember she gets cranky if she is up too late so go easy on the late night drinking. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| How old is she? If under 16 I'd just adopt her as a daughter. Being an abandoned child is too sad. If is older then something might come off it in a couple years. Based off the description, yeah I'd date her when she became old enough. |
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| Underaged is a no-go for me every time. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
tygertyger said: This I agree wholly with.Underaged is a no-go for me every time. |
| Still sad she got abandoned by her parents. After talks with the producers of this show, I have now adopted this poor girl as my daughter. |
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| She sounds adorable. I need some more adorable in my life. Take her in? In a heartbeat. Date her? Mmmm...give it a few years. |
| Nah..I think i'm gonna skip this one :P |
| Fell - I'd rather be friends with her. Amy - I'm really bad with children. Maybe when she's older. |
Clarus_Nox said: After talks with the producers of this show, I have now adopted this poor girl as my daughter. Kudos to you, sir. That was noble. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Boobs! Name: Gigi Species: Mermaid Personality: Calm, Old Fashioned Likes: Respectful and energetic youngsters, living it up like the good old days Dislikes: Disrespectful kids Favorite Techniques: Paizuri Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Prepare to take your way back machine to visit the golden years on senior night at would you date this monster girl! These golden girls may have seen summers in the triple digits but they can swing and groove with the best of them. But don't let their age turn you away because not only do they have decades of sensual experience but like the sun their beauty only continues to shine brighter as they age. Take Gigi here, all of her hard earned experience and wisdom has brought her skills that will shock you right off your feet and then literally get the earth shaking beneath you. She may be willing to whip out these skill on disrespectful young brats but saves her personal, and favorite, skills with those that mind their manners and show her the respect her age deserves. Only then will she show you how she has been rocking the world since before your were born. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| hm, no thanks |
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Clarus_Nox said: hm, no thanks Come on, don't you need a baby sitter for your adopted child? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I have plenty of experience as a babysitter, plus I couldn't do that to this fine lady. To come her looking for a good man, only to have a guy pawn off his daughter to her? Come on man, have some decency. |
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| I imagine that a quality afternoon with this fine lady will look something like this: 4 p.m. - High tea with biscuits 5 p.m. - Join your wive in the bedroom chamber where you'll be taught another position you've never even heard off 7:30 p.m. - Dinner is served 9 p.m. - Lessons in unknown positions continue I like tea and I like Mermaids, so yeah I'll date her. |
| I love MILFs, so I'm in! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| I'd want to get to know her a bit first, see all the details that "old-fashioned" entails. I do spend most of my time gaming after all, not usually something a 100+ year old would be into...But I'd definitely at least give her a chance. |
| Actually, she's one of my favorite companions in paradox. Definitely yes. |
| Boobs! Name: Fleesia Species: Alraune Personality: Calm, Stubborn Likes: People who appreciate her smell. Dislikes: Violence. Favorite Techniques: Pollination Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Hello and welcome to another episode of would you date this monster girl. Some of you may be wondering why I am wearing a gas mask right now. Well, it is only so I'm not knocked off my feet by her lovely scent before any of our viewers have a chance to call in. I tell you what though if you love the sent of carrion then she is your dream girl. But even if that particular blend is not your cup of tea the hypnotic effect it has will still bring you in so you can indulge in it util your eyes are absolutely watering with joy. After her sweet scent has ruined you for all other smells you can spread the love by taking her out on the town. Going on a date with her has many unique benefits. Long line at the amusement park? The line just got shorter. Got lousy seat for the play? You've practically got the place to yourself. Forget to make reservations at that fancy restaurant? A seat is now available, just remember to tip your waiters generously. And when you are done with the day and ready to get the excitement of the night going you can just relax as she guides you through her unique process, enjoying both of her heads as she takes care of both of yours. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
dcw2021 said: if you love the sent of carrion then she is your dream girl.  |
um... no thanks |
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| Well, I have no sense of smell so...sure, why not? |
| two girls, YES! |
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| I´ll pass too. |
 Name: Lihitinu Species: Centaur Personality: Tsundere, Innocent Likes: Being brushed, Racing Dislikes: Perverts Favorite Techniques: "How dare you ask me that!" Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. "It's not like I want to date you or anything." Can a single phrase tell you more about this girl? I think everyone here knows exactly what they are getting into when they go on a date with this girl. She is a proud centaur warrior who has trained all her life to perform high speed attacks with her spear. After a long day of training she enjoys eating carrots and running through a wide open field to relax. She may not admit to it but she would enjoy it if you were to accompany her on her run. Just do not expect to ride her! She is a proud centaur, not a common horse, riding her is a privilege reserved exclusively for the one she is going to marry. But enough about the bedroom... "Die you pervert!" Whoa! Whoa! I think that is all the time we have for Ahh!!! Would you date this monster girl?! "Die!" |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| hm..... Yeah why not, she sounds cute |
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| lol cute, but I don't think I would actually do well with a tsundere |
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