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Jul 18, 2016 6:35 PM

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Boobs!

Name: Luksl
Species: Rollerblade Mech Apoptosis
Personality: Insane
Likes: Chaos
Dislikes: Being bored
Favorite Techniques: Execution
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

This girl has completely lost it. Once a brilliant scientist, her body and mind have now fused with her former lab equipment thanks to the power of chaos. Her memory of her human life remains but most of her human emotions, particularly fear, are gone. But she does not regret the loss of her humanity, in fact she is thrilled. Everything was born from chaos and everything shall return to chaos. She revels in the thought of chaos taking over the world and destroying everything humans and monsters have hoped to create, laughing maniacally at the destruction she leaves in her wake. Dating her means strapping in and going along for the ride. Witnessing and taking part in unmitigated, random destruction. Just be sure to stay her good side because there is only one thing she loves more than random destruction: Seeing a person face after their mind is broken and their face is contorted with joy and she does this through the use of the many sexual tools built into her system. You won't escape this fate either. But don't worry, as long as she likes you she will stop before you die... usually.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jul 18, 2016 6:40 PM

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nope
Jul 19, 2016 8:08 AM
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As a wise man once said, "Never stick your dick in a crazy chick." — emeraldtryst
Jul 19, 2016 9:47 AM

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I'm sure less wise men have said that too
Jul 20, 2016 10:56 AM

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Whatever happened to all the sweethearts? Too many "gonna kill you" types lately XD
Jul 21, 2016 3:03 PM

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I feel like dcw's trying to tell us something with that recent trend.. ( '.')
Jul 22, 2016 1:25 PM

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tterreb said:
As a wise man once said, "Never stick your dick in a crazy chick." — emeraldtryst

This.
Jul 22, 2016 1:55 PM

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MetallumOperatur said:
tterreb said:
As a wise man once said, "Never stick your dick in a crazy chick." — emeraldtryst

This.

Quote-ception
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jul 22, 2016 1:57 PM

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dcw2021 said:
MetallumOperatur said:

This.

Quote-ception

:-D
Jul 22, 2016 3:04 PM

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Maybe once I get tired of living. It could be a fun final chapter.
Jul 26, 2016 5:07 PM

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Name: Lona
Species: Dark Elf
Personality: Lustful, Diligent
Likes: Sex, Corrupting the innocent
Dislikes: Racists, Stuck up snobs
Favorite Techniques: Cowgirl
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

Once a normal elf, she too used to shun those who gave in to their baser instincts. But then she asked herself why? She likes sex, hell she loves sex, who doesn't love sex? Sex is awesome, why should she be ashamed of liking it just because her fellow elves have sticks up their butts? (And that's not all, even if they wont admit it.) So she decided she was not going to pretend she does not enjoy it anymore and will have sex any chance she gets. Unfortunately for her elves can't just wear their desires on their sleeves and her skin turned dark to indicate her 'fall to darkness.' Now I don't want to say it was a race thing, but it was totally a race thing. I mean come on. The day their skin turns dark is the day they crossed the line? So once she was kicked out of her home town she decided those stuck up racist bitches can go fuck themselves while she finds people to do it for her. She has also made it her personal mission to be a 'cheery picker' and gets an extra sense of satisfaction for stealing someone's first time, especially if they say they don't want it. She seeks to lead young virgins down the path of 'darkness' and for everyone else she just says 'I'm up for some fun anytime.'

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jul 26, 2016 5:21 PM

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Not so big on the corrupting part but other than that pretty 👌
Jul 26, 2016 8:45 PM

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Hello everyone! New user here. I like monster girls a lot (thanks to Monster Girl Quest and Everyday life with monster girls), I found this thread, which is very interesting and I'd like to participate. I'm not a native English speaker so I apologize if something I say makes no sense -_-

Okay, since I'm late to this party I have some catching up to do.



Btw, the picture of Eata is not showing. Is she the nopetastic Eater?
Jul 27, 2016 12:51 AM

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Sure, I'd date her. Hope she brings more than sex to the table though
Jul 27, 2016 3:03 AM
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Yay someone not evil or psycho. She seems OK. Friends with benefits maybe?
Jul 27, 2016 11:16 AM
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I'd totally date her. She seems like a cool person.
Jul 27, 2016 7:23 PM

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Honestly, I think I've already dated a girl like that. Though it depends what she does other than sex.
Jul 27, 2016 7:30 PM

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Dark Elves that aren't completely messed up in the head? Count me in!
Jul 27, 2016 7:52 PM

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DazzAntoni said:
Honestly, I think I've already dated a girl like that. Though it depends what she does other than sex.


She is very diligent with her sword training and dedicated to protecting the forest and the faeries that live within it.
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Jul 27, 2016 7:59 PM

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dcw2021 said:
She is very diligent with her sword training and dedicated to protecting the forest and the faeries that live within it.

Yup, that settles it. This is my ex. Guess her skin's darkened a few shades since I've last seen her.
Jul 27, 2016 10:20 PM

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Clarus_Nox said:
Sure, I'd date her. Hope she brings more than sex to the table though

You don't even like elves. Go stick to your harpies, this one's mine :-P
Jul 28, 2016 12:47 AM

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MetallumOperatur said:
Clarus_Nox said:
Sure, I'd date her. Hope she brings more than sex to the table though

You don't even like elves. Go stick to your harpies, this one's mine :-P


*goes back to to Chirp*
:3
Aug 2, 2016 5:32 PM

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*Artists dipiction, she has only been seen in dreams*
Name: Elly
Species: Baku
Personality: Ravenous, Playful, Micheveous
Likes: Interesting Dreams
Dislikes: Alarm Clocks
Favorite Techniques: In your dreams
Series: NA

This here is the girl of your dreams, literally! But worry not, my manager has assured me she is real and not a fantasy. Try to remember your favorite dream, whether it be a field of flowers, flying through the sky, or celebrating a grand accomplishment. Now imagine that feeling as real as being awake and having this wonderful companion to enjoy the experience with you, that is what this girl has to offer. Bored with your own dreams? Why not have a romantic date in someone else's? Not even the sky is the limit! Worried about nightmares? Don't be, she eats the most terrifying night terrors for breakfast. Suffering from nightmares yourself? Invite her over for dinner. She'll be happy, you'll be happy, and you can finally sleep easy, when you actually go to sleep that is. *Laugh Track* But hey, with this girl sleep is only the beginning.

So, would you date this monster girl?

This episode of would you date this monster girl brought to you by the honorary monster girl competition. Come see all of the lovely ladies competing for your vote. And let's not forget that ties are settled by an h-off! When it comes to the honorary monster girl competition: there is not just one winner, we all are.
dcw2021Aug 2, 2016 5:37 PM
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Aug 2, 2016 5:47 PM
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Interesting dreams? I have plenty of those... I think I could give her a try.
Aug 2, 2016 7:28 PM

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OK, I would totally date this monstergirl! As a lucid dreamer I could probably make things really interesting for her.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Aug 2, 2016 7:59 PM

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Most definitely would date Elly. Even before the dream stuff, having her personality include mischievous and playful puts her at the level of "ooh, this should be fun"

Also, I'm super jealous, tyger :/ despite following guides on how to make lucid dreams happen more often, it still only happens about once a year for me.
Aug 2, 2016 8:02 PM

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Maybe, haven't been much of a lucid dreamer lately though
Aug 2, 2016 9:02 PM

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DazzAntoni said:
despite following guides on how to make lucid dreams happen more often, it still only happens about once a year for me.


Oh, jealousy is definitely not in order. Lucid dreaming is something I came by because of having terribly vivid nightmares. As in, some nights I couldn't sleep at all. I spontaneously developed lucid dreaming as a coping mechanism. This happened at the age of nine, so you can imagine how poorly I dealt with the nightmares before that point.

All of which means that I was precisely the kind of child that would attract a baku, so yay!
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Aug 4, 2016 5:28 PM

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I'd gladly date her. Sadly I don't dream often. Usually four or five times a month.
Aug 4, 2016 7:30 PM

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Everybody dreams every night, actually. We don't always remember doing it, though.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Aug 22, 2016 5:11 PM

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Name: Marion
Species: Dark Elf
Personality: Sadistic
Likes: Using her tentacle for things
Dislikes: Violence
Favorite Techniques: Tentacles
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

Stuck at the bottom of the social ladder, this elf studied black magic so she may improve her economic standing. Eventually she learned how to use demonic energy to grow a tentacle from her body and before long it became a permanent appendage she could control with more skill than even her own two hands. But if you are familiar with hentai then you can probably guess where this is going. It is only so long that someone can have a tentacle before they decide to use it on someone and the stuck up elves who stubbornly try to hide their own desires make targets that are just to tempting to resist. She quickly fell to darkness and was exiled from her home. But she did not let it get her down, she had had her fun with the stubborn elves and it was time hunt new prey. Who it be a young virgin who's body is more honest than they are? Would it be someone who would beg for more with ever cares with her skillful tentacle? She still upholds her elven duty to protect the forest but other than that the world is hers and she does not have to be ashamed to admit that she loves it when they squirm.

So, would you date this monster girl?
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Aug 22, 2016 9:55 PM

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Afraid not, few things those tentacles can be used for with guys. Wish her good luck though.
Aug 26, 2016 9:13 AM

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Tentacles and a sadistic personality? I'm outta here!
Aug 26, 2016 3:38 PM

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Elly - Yes I would. Also kudos on promoting your entry this way!

Marion - I sure do love an elf, then again not too fond of the tentacle. A hesitant yes I would say... Date better be good or else I'm out.
Aug 26, 2016 5:34 PM

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Clarus_Nox said:
Afraid not, few things those tentacles can be used for with guys. Wish her good luck though.


It's not that the tentacles can't be used for much with guys that gives me pause. It's that I'm not at all interested in most of what they can be used for. So, nope!
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Aug 27, 2016 10:59 AM
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While I don't have anything against tentacles, there's not really anything here I find appealing. I think I'll pass on this one.
Aug 28, 2016 6:10 PM

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Nude!

Name: Fell
Species: Fairy
Personality: Playful, Mischievous
Likes: Flowers, Elves, Playing
Dislikes: Scary things, Meanies
Favorite Techniques: Flowers!
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

Hello and welcome to fairy awareness week. I need a better agent... I mean, which lucky viewer is going to date our special fairy guest. For those at home who cannot see our guest it is important to note that fairies are invisible to people who have strong prejudices cause by faith. I little specific, I know, but if you cannot see her your faith is turning you into a bit of a hard-ass. Stop having blind faith in whatever the gods say and start enjoying nature for how it is, I even know of some great medicinal herbs that will have you seeing fairies in no time. I feel we got on a bit of a tangent, so what makes this fairy an excellent date? Well she is a girl of little needs. Doesn't need much space or food and definitely clothes so she is the perfect date for those on a budget. In fact she would love nothing more than to go out into the forest to frolic and play in the flowers every day. Just be careful because she likes to play pranks and she has a lot of energy, if you don't like to play then this is not the girl for you. It is also worth noting that she is only a few inches tall so don't expect much physical companionship. But she is incredibly curious and willing to experiment so who knows what can happen.

So, would you date this monster girl?
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Aug 28, 2016 6:28 PM

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I'm not sure how far the relationship could get, but I not opposed.
Aug 29, 2016 1:19 PM

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Very cute. Hard to cuddle, though...
Aug 29, 2016 7:53 PM

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Date? No. Befriend? Maybe.
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Aug 30, 2016 9:18 AM

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She's to small for my tastes...
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dcw2021 said:
fairies are invisible to people who have strong prejudices cause by faith.
And here I thought I was just going insane...

I'd enjoy playing with her, but I'm not sure she's dating material. Maybe after I got to know her better.
Sep 5, 2016 6:50 PM

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Name: Amy
Species: Cancer
Personality: Playful, Energetic
Likes: Surfing, Cleaning, Playing rock-paper-scissors
Dislikes: Scary things, being lonely
Favorite Techniques: Washing
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

Hello and welcome to bring your daughter to work day. This is not part of our normally scheduled programming. Turns out that a cancer brought her daughter here promptly abandoned her, which is apparently not unusual. We contacted our legal department and turns out WE could be sued for returning her. Strange world folks, strange world. On the plus side human age restrictions do not apply to her so... Who like them young? Come on, don't be shy. We aren't going to ask you to take a seat or anything. *Laugh track* And don't worry, it's not like you have to babysit her or anything because she has been fending for herself her entire life. She can cook, she can clean, and she will be more than happy to scrub your back. Also, while I cannot in good conscious condone any kind of penetration until she is older, she is not afraid your front until the job is good and done. Just remember she gets cranky if she is up too late so go easy on the late night drinking.

So, would you date this monster girl?
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Sep 5, 2016 7:02 PM

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How old is she? If under 16 I'd just adopt her as a daughter. Being an abandoned child is too sad.

If is older then something might come off it in a couple years.

Based off the description, yeah I'd date her when she became old enough.
Sep 5, 2016 8:23 PM
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I was born under the sign of cancer, which instantly makes a crab-loli mai waifu. My life as a hermit would be so much easier.
Sep 6, 2016 4:18 AM

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Underaged is a no-go for me every time.
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tygertyger said:
Underaged is a no-go for me every time.
This I agree wholly with.
Sep 6, 2016 6:12 AM

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Still sad she got abandoned by her parents. After talks with the producers of this show, I have now adopted this poor girl as my daughter.
Sep 6, 2016 7:12 PM

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She sounds adorable. I need some more adorable in my life.

Take her in? In a heartbeat. Date her? Mmmm...give it a few years.
Sep 7, 2016 5:01 AM

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Nah..I think i'm gonna skip this one :P
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