 Name: Mary Species: Sheep Personality: Drunkard Likes: Sake Dislikes: Running out of sake, Getting Sheered Favorite Techniques: Drinking Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox Not looking for anything serious? Just a drinking partner for a night out on the town? Well, even by her own admission she is not much good for anything else. But as long as there is alcohol involved she is up for just about anything. She makes a great party guest as she does not really care if she makes a fool of herself. But be prepared to pay for a lot of drinks because she believes that because she has four livers (She doesn't) she can drink as much as she wants. Yes, be prepared to literally drag her away from the bar because she will not stop. But putting up with her does not go unrewarded, especially if you are paying for the drinks. Truly the quickest way to a sheep's heart is through her stomach and she will go down in return. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I'd give her a chance, but i'd have to set some financial bounderies |
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Dr.Phil would love her Looks like a handful, but for the sake (pun intended?) of an open mind why not. |
| Nah, I'm not into sheep thrills. [heh!] |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Boobs! Name: Sully Species: Pseudo Crustacean Apoptosis (Don't bother asking what that means.) Personality: Bubbly Likes: Shrimp, Cleaning Dislikes: Fighting Favorite Techniques: Washing Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Wondering what she is? Well she does not know either. Not knowing what she is, why she was born, or why the voice in her head keeps telling her to eliminate intruders she has spent her life wondering around the rift between worlds. But now she is tired of the corroding wall between worlds and seeks to venture out see the many wondrous thing, such as grass, that she has only ever heard about. But like a certain princess she is not able to leave on her own so she needs a charming prince or princess to show her a whole new world. And it will be a real joy to travel with her, her innocence and happy go lucky attitude make a good combination and she has some hilarious expressions to show. Yes, just about the only thing that gets her down are the memories of living in a small town as a human. But to wash away her sorrows and your own you could always join her in the bath where she will be more than happy to wash your back and your front, happy endings guaranteed. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
dcw2021 said: Species: Pseudo Crustacean Apoptosis (Don't bother asking what that means.) apoptosis?... wait does that mean she is dying? that aside, i'd be happy to give her a chance |
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| Um, sure why not. |
| Going to have to pass on this one |
| I'm with Wallardoor. A name that means "cell death" has got to bode ill. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| I pass for all three (Hiru, Mary and Sully) this time. |
| Uhh... dripping? Name: Jaide Species: Scissor Cyborg Apoptosis Personality: Robotic Likes: Irrelevant to mission. Dislikes: Irrelevant to mission. Favorite Techniques: Peristalsis of mucous membrane. Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Warning! A scan has detected boniness in your heart. It is recommended that you download this girl into your life so that she may eliminate your loneliness once and for all. Don't let the giant laser eye fool you, behind that lasing chamber lies the pure heart of a former scientist. Yes, even after her body was transformed by the chaotic energy of the void between worlds she remembers what it was like to be human. But you may have to me patient because that human will and emotion is trapped behind a firewall that is a robotic exterior, don't expect great conversation on the first date. But perseverance will pay of as she eventually acknowledges you as her new master. Once she does, any request will be executed with single minded determination. But be wary because detection of any sexual desire will activate the sexual release protocol and she will stop it nothing until she accomplishes the mission. Yes, trapped between the soft jell and the fierce grip of her scissor arms her massaging gyros can lead men and women alike to heaven. But don't worry, she is specially calibrateed to ensure you don't go there permanently. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I just wanna talk and connect. |
| Not very sure, but i'd like to try |
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| is a platonic relationship a possibility here? |
| Welp might as well, better than the last one at least |
| All right here's the profile for the Steampunk catgirl. Name: Alexia Species: Werecat Personality: Introvert bordering anti-social Likes: Gears, grease, and being alone Dislikes: Having to interact with others, rust Favorite Techniques: Anything involving gears and grease Series: –- Having lost part of her left leg in a freak accident during childhood, left her wheelchair-bound. Ashamed of her leg she grew to prefer being alone over being with peers. During her adolescence she developed a more than professional love for mechanics, gears, and grease. When she was only 16 she build herself a fully functional mechanical artificial leg, thus freeing herself from the wheelchair. Now she owns a little shop selling and repairing all kinds of mechanical paraphernalia. However, owning a shop inevitably means she has to deal with nuisances like customers and suppliers. That is where you (male or female) come in. You take care of the front office and with enough patience she will slowly open up to you. Given time you might even become the only other person allowed in her little world of gears and grease. But, don't expect her being present when you introduce her to your parents. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| Yeah. I mean, she likes grease! I'd be there for her and help her learn how to enjoy life again. |
| I half expected some innuendo about lubricant, grease the hinges or the like. But I suppose the source material is not as lewd as our other contestants. Now, would I date her? Hmm... Who am I kidding? She's gorgeous. The cat ears, the bright green eyes, the really nice shade of hair, and she made her own automail? I don't care if I have have to handle all of her social interactions, I'd date her in a second. The only problem would be convincing my friends and family she exists. Also, it's not really necessary to put her in a spoiler as long as she is safe for work. |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I often say I am an open minded girl, but I seriously assume author of some of these entries is on crack. I can understand the werewolf and so, but programmed cell death? |
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| Yeah, I'd work for her and if it led to it would have 0 issues with dating her. |
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Malise said: I often say I am an open minded girl, but I seriously assume author of some of these entries is on crack. I can understand the werewolf and so, but programmed cell death? The whone apatosis thing has to do with one of the driving factors of monster girl quest paradox. For better or for worse I am just running through the list of monsters I have translated in the order they appear. Yes, as is in mgq fashion some of the monsters are quite grotesque, but that just means I have to work harder to make them sound appealing or, at the very least, interesting. Anyone can feel free to post what they want if they get tired of mgq. |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I had a tinkering phase, but I'm not so sure I'd be so into that anymore. For someone who's such a loner who's really ashamed of herself though, she sure dresses to impress. I certainly like that she's much less focused on lewdness and grotesqueness though. |
YummyLunchesApr 3, 2016 3:53 PM
| Butt! Name: Hip Species: Orc Personality: Pretend Evil Likes: Playing the villian Princess knights, pillaging, being rude Dislikes: Traditional Laugh, Being Defeated by Heroes, Holy Items Favorite Techniques: Standing Rape (Any kind as long as she is doing the raping.) Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox Oihihihi, hello my little piggies and welcome to a very special edition of 'would you date this monster girl'. What happened to the regular host you ask? He was defeated and is being taken care of by my associates. Instead of trying to convince you to want me, this is a PSA to let you know that your puny human village is about to be raided by an army of orcs 100 million strong. Any woman holding the title of princess and/or knight will be gang raped, as per tradition, while the rest of you can look forward to becoming our slaves and the especially lucky will have the privilege of becoming our sex slaves/breeding partners. But fear not because you will be well taken care of. Orcs are very sloppy eater so there will be plenty of food on the floor to serve as your meals and all of our sex slaves will be kept on rotation so we wont get bored. But as a one time offer you will have the opportunity to surrender to your orc master, promising your eternal love and loyalty, to have her marry you. You will be allowed to eat at the table with her, you will be able to share a bed with her (slaves sleep outside), and your rape will be gentle and you will be the only partner for the night. But call now, the offer expires the moment the first orc is spotted on the horizon. So, would you date this monster girl? (Not that you have a choice.) |
dcw2021Apr 10, 2016 2:05 PM
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| nope |
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| Scissor cyborg? Pass. Orc slaver? Double pass. Catgirl mechanic? Oh, hell yes. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| I feel like I never give straight answers. |
| I don't think I'm given much choice here |
MetallumOperaturApr 13, 2016 3:51 PM
| Hell yeah |
| Introverted steampunk mechanic catgirl? Yes. God please yes. yes. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! |
| If from dust I come, And dust I will be; Let me be remembered for my own life is fleeting. |
| Boobs! Name: Honey Species: Honey Bee Personality: Mild Mannered Likes: Honey, Flowers, Sweets Dislikes: Grizzlies, Hornets, Fighting Favorite Techniques: Licking Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox Are you ready for some sweet sweet loving? Well it will have to wait because this busy bee spend her day skipping through fields of flowers on bright sunny days to smell the roses (And alraune) and taste their sweet nectar. Sound like the perfect job? Well it's not! It is a dangerous mission fraught with peril! The alraune tend to resist stealing their nectar and the grizzlies are constantly attacking her to take her own sweet honey. The more honey she has the bigger target she is and the harder it is to fly away! She needs someone strong, someone willing to trow themselves at the grizzlies to buy her time to get away, she does not care how you manage it. So what is your sweet reward for your hard work? Why to be covered in the honey she gathered through the day as she licks it all off inch by inch with her long tongue, slowly and carefully licking the most sensitive places. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| No, don't like slimey/sticky |
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| How does she skip with those legs and that giant ass honey comb on her back So Id have to fight off bears but her fellatio is on point? Might as well... Ill just whip out some Leonardo Dicaprio Revenant shit and slowly kill the bear by playing dead |
| It's not necessarily bears but grizzlies. You could just... you know... 'distract' them. ;) |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| I'm not into sticky play, but I'd consider it. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
 Name: Chirp Species: Harpy Personality: Timid Likes: Dancing, the morning sun, rice Dislikes: Fighting, competing with other harpies Favorite Techniques: Cowgirl Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox Our next contestant... come on now, don't be shy... you look fine... look lady, I haven't got all day do you want a date or not... Well then get out here... sorry about that folks, our next contestant is very shy. With most of her slender form hidden by her tribe's traditional outfit, she feels that she is not attractive enough to attract attention. Already timid and lacking in confidence she has trouble competing with the more colorful and way more forward of the harpies. She needs a loving and, more importantly, loyal partner that can resist the advances of the other harpies and love her for who she is even if she does not have confidence in herself. Stick with her and show her you are there for her and she will be shedding more than just tears of joy. So, would you date this monster girl? |
dcw2021Apr 25, 2016 6:53 PM
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| My answer is still no Honey :L |
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| yeah, I goofed |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| Mine. close the auditions, im taking her now i refuse to let anyone else have this one ._. |
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| I'll arm wrestle you for her, CN! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Ain't you married tyger? |
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| Shhh! She doesn't have to know! |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
tygertyger said: Shhh! She doesn't have to know! UNFAITHFUL!!! This is why I shall take dearest Chirp! |
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 Name: Reina Species: Harpy Personality: Confident, Perverted Likes: Sex Dislikes: Violence Favorite Techniques: Cow Girl Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. This girl has one thing on her mind, sex. And she is a bird brain so it is basically the only thing on her mind. Little things like gender, age, or multiple partners are in consequential. If she is having sex she's happy, if she is not having sex she is thinking about how to get sex. Not only that, but her kind are proud of how fertile they are. This unfortunately means harpy society is in a terrible cycle of: Go forth and be fruitful, over population, wars to take land, nearly driven to extinction, go forth and be fruitful. And right now go forth and be fruitful is in full swing. She will be sure to rock your world, every night. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| Yes I would, but I'm happy with Chirp. |
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| Not today |
| Naaaah, not interested. |
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 Name: Pina and Pii Species: Harpy Personality: Classic Big Sis, Little Sis Likes: Their sister Dislikes: Violence Favorite Techniques: Taking turns. Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Today on a very special edition of would you date this monster girl you get two girls for the price of one! These two have been together from the moment Pii was born. They eat together, sleep together, and bathe together. Yes these two are inseparable. Pina does her best to take care of Pii and Pii does her best to do her homework and make her big sister proud. So determined to stay by each other's side, they have agreed that their partner will have to love them both. The tender love and doting of Pina, the innocent curiosity of Pii. Those with a heart big enough for two get look forward to giving and receiving love at the same time all the time. So, would you date these monster girls? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| sure |
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| As for Honey, a bit too much monster and not enough girl for me. As for Chirp, I'll leave her to Tyger and CN to arm wrestle over As for Reina, a bit too nymphho for me As for Pina and Pii, I'll wait till they both adults, then they're welcome for a date |
| I must agree with Mets on the sisters; I prefer my girls (monster or otherwise) of legal age. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
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