| I replied to this thread. |
| Uhh... i cant poop in a public restroom. |
| No one knows I watch anime, except the internet and MAL. My friends would rip me apart if they knew |
SkyKyz said: When I was 13 all of my friends were talking about masturbating daily, I pretended like I also masturbated daily even tho whenever I tried to masturbate nothing happened, it was not until my mid 14's that I found out what it is I should do in order for the magic to happen, lost my virginity 2 months later. When I was a kid I didn't like pooping since I considered it a waste of 'fun' time, so I used to hold it in, as the days go by it became harder to hold it in so I used to sit down and push to a wall or something to hold it in, did this for almost a month, by then I could have hardly ate anything, my dad found out and he forced me to take a shit, one of the most painful moments of my life ( I imagine that's the kinda pain that women and men who does anal feel.) The funny thing is I didn't learn my lesson as I did the exact same thing again for about the same amount of time, the difference being that this time my dad took me to the hospital where they gave me a needle shot and they told me to run to the restroom which was located in the same room, so there I was running to the toilet shit spewing from my butt all over the floor on the way to the toilet. Ha. Fucking great |
koeks525 said: My most embarrassing secret: I only stopped bed wetting at the age of 17 hot |
| It doesn't really count but I drank my cousins piss when I was like 5, thought it was apple juice, scared for life. I guess the other thing would be when my mom had company over I had diarrhea and shit my pants next to the guest. |
Azurewrath said: Tried to suck my own penis |
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| Im a girl |
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕ |
Korrvo said: Im a girl welp |
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ |
SkyKyz said: When I was 13 all of my friends were talking about masturbating daily, I pretended like I also masturbated daily even tho whenever I tried to masturbate nothing happened, it was not until my mid 14's that I found out what it is I should do in order for the magic to happen, lost my virginity 2 months later. When I was a kid I didn't like pooping since I considered it a waste of 'fun' time, so I used to hold it in, as the days go by it became harder to hold it in so I used to sit down and push to a wall or something to hold it in, did this for almost a month, by then I could have hardly ate anything, my dad found out and he forced me to take a shit, one of the most painful moments of my life ( I imagine that's the kinda pain that women and men who does anal feel.) The funny thing is I didn't learn my lesson as I did the exact same thing again for about the same amount of time, the difference being that this time my dad took me to the hospital where they gave me a needle shot and they told me to run to the restroom which was located in the same room, so there I was running to the toilet shit spewing from my butt all over the floor on the way to the toilet. Mental. |
Jaguer91 said: Joining MAL... "sigh" LOOOL I CAN RELATE For me it'd have to be the 4 different occasions where my father walked in on me masturbating. One time it was just when I was finishing up and I had the *goods all over my chest LOL |
| *giggles* |
stupidfucker said: Screw you, 'moshimoshikitty', you fucked up my thread. |
koeks525 said: My most embarrassing secret: I only stopped bed wetting at the age of 17 Well that right there is 1/3 of the characteristics of being a (future?) serial killer... |
| Had sex in the cinema, FRONT ROW BITCHES. I think everyone in the cinema that day knows about it, but no one I know personally does. |
Loli_Sensei said: Had sex in the cinema, FRONT ROW BITCHES. I think everyone in the cinema that day knows about it, but no one I know personally does. That'd be considered a win. |
| I fap to hentai. MAL and other anime forums are the only place where I would admit that. |
| I cybered with some guy on WoW back when I was 16. Things got pretty heated and I still can't believe some of the wording I used in the conversation even today. The more gold he gave me the more I would keep it going. I then proceeded to tell him I was Chris Hansen and that he was under surveillance. He then started claiming how he had a family and didn't want any trouble. He logged out and I checked if his character had still existed a few days later. Nope, either deleted it or moved servers. It's not a secret to my friends, but I would never tell my parents or brother. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have pictures of our whole conversation still. |
| What? No one fapped to Boku No Pico? Well then, I guess I'm the only one. |
| Few times I masturbated in friend's bath and came all over it.. lol. |
Mulder said: I cybered with some guy on WoW back when I was 16. Things got pretty heated and I still can't believe some of the wording I used in the conversation even today. The more gold he gave me the more I would keep it going. I then proceeded to tell him I was Chris Hansen and that he was under surveillance. He then started claiming how he had a family and didn't want any trouble. He logged out and I checked if his character had still existed a few days later. Nope, either deleted it or moved servers. It's not a secret to my friends, but I would never tell my parents or brother. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have pictures of our whole conversation still. Whore. |
私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
no_good_name said: Mulder said: I cybered with some guy on WoW back when I was 16. Things got pretty heated and I still can't believe some of the wording I used in the conversation even today. The more gold he gave me the more I would keep it going. I then proceeded to tell him I was Chris Hansen and that he was under surveillance. He then started claiming how he had a family and didn't want any trouble. He logged out and I checked if his character had still existed a few days later. Nope, either deleted it or moved servers. It's not a secret to my friends, but I would never tell my parents or brother. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have pictures of our whole conversation still. Whore. ^.^ |
Mulder said: no_good_name said: Mulder said: I cybered with some guy on WoW back when I was 16. Things got pretty heated and I still can't believe some of the wording I used in the conversation even today. The more gold he gave me the more I would keep it going. I then proceeded to tell him I was Chris Hansen and that he was under surveillance. He then started claiming how he had a family and didn't want any trouble. He logged out and I checked if his character had still existed a few days later. Nope, either deleted it or moved servers. It's not a secret to my friends, but I would never tell my parents or brother. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have pictures of our whole conversation still. Whore. ^.^ I bet you caught cyber AIDS, at least you had the wit to include Chris Handsome in your story. |
| 私のホバークラフトはウナギでいっぱいです。 |
| I have watched a great deal of hentia in the past. No one asked. |
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Captain-Hawkeye said: SamuraiHigashi said: Mulder said: In fact, I'm pretty sure I have pictures of our whole conversation still. post em. black out names obviously This. I'm more than willing, but they are on my desktop back at school. If I do find them I'll make a thread on the 5th with the pictures. |
Captain-Hawkeye said: Mulder said: Captain-Hawkeye said: SamuraiHigashi said: Mulder said: In fact, I'm pretty sure I have pictures of our whole conversation still. post em. black out names obviously This. I'm more than willing, but they are on my desktop back at school. If I do find them I'll make a thread on the 5th with the pictures. I'll be waiting. The pressure is on. I won't let you down Captain! |
Mulder said: I'm more than willing, but they are on my desktop back at school. If I do find them I'll make a thread on the 5th with the pictures. You keep them back at your school? You sure like to live dangerously :O |
| S H O U T _ O L D _ B U T _ G O L D |
| I used to fap to Candy Suxx from Vice City. http://redfillart.at.ua/_ph/3/51271975.jpg What? I was 12 at the time and this was the closest thing I could get to porn. I didn't have internet and my dad never had a playboy subscription |
| I love this thread. I don't really have any embarrassing moments, but it's fun to read everyone else's. |
| I've been caught by my older brother and my teacher at high school watching girls making out video. Also, I look at anime yuri pics and watch lesbian porn while masturbating which makes me hate myself. |
MisterLuffyDec 27, 2013 2:10 PM
MisterLuffy said: I've been caught by my older brother and my teacher at high school watching girls making out video. Also, I look at anime yuri pics and watch lesbian porn while masturbating which makes me hate myself. No reason to hate yourself for that, unless you were raised by a closed minded and strict family... in which case I'd say your family has issues, NOT you. I have a hard time thinking of any for me because any embarrassing thing about me is known by at least my husband. I have a bad memory, but I'm sure if I asked him he could give you a list of hundreds of things because I'm always embarrassing myself T.T |
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| Serious answer this time... People who know me irl don't know I like ladyboys, I don't think it's embarrasing though, but for some reason they don't want to believe me when I tell them. lol |
Xinil said: Thanks for joining MAL. JOIN MAH CLUB http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=38595 |
| I talk to myself in private like i'm scheming things most people would find pretty evil. |
| Infinite growth is the ideology of a cancer cell |
| Another one. I love destruction and I'm wishing for the big earthquake to hit every day. Yet i act in person like I'm opposed to it. I lived on the east coast for a while and we were hit by a hurricane, I was extremely excited and found it pleasurable watching trees flying down the street from high speed winds. I guess I'm a bit of a nihilist. |
| Infinite growth is the ideology of a cancer cell |
MisterLuffy said: I've been caught by my older brother and my teacher at high school watching girls making out video. Also, I look at anime yuri pics and watch lesbian porn while masturbating which makes me hate myself. both of them at the same time? lol |
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| Story ...I committed incest. |
yomachiDec 28, 2013 3:07 AM
yomachi said: Story ...I committed incest. 1. How old were you? 2. You are in luck, because you are anonymous here. 3. We reached a new low. I'm dead here..I thought *holding in the poop* guy was awesome, but you top it xD |
| S H O U T _ O L D _ B U T _ G O L D |
iNaruX said: yomachi said: Story ...I committed incest. 1. How old were you? 2. You are in luck, because you are anonymous here. 3. We reached a new low. I'm dead here..I thought *holding in the poop* guy was awesome, but you top it xD We were both 11. Not sure if I should say "thanks", but thanks. x_x My 3rd read of *holding in the poop* guy still makes me laugh. |
| Wow, 11, okay I characterize that as 2 children not knowing what they were doing... but seriously Still..we got >80% compatibility so you got that going for you..which is nice xD |
| S H O U T _ O L D _ B U T _ G O L D |
Kyuutoryuu said: MisterLuffy said: I've been caught by my older brother and my teacher at high school watching girls making out video. Also, I look at anime yuri pics and watch lesbian porn while masturbating which makes me hate myself. both of them at the same time? lol No. |
yomachi said: Story ...I committed incest. That was an interesting read to say the least. |
IntervisioN said: yomachi said: Story ...I committed incest. That was an interesting read to say the least. Seems incest is on the mind on MAL right now. |
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