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May 22, 2014 6:56 PM

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I want in ! Can I get a chainsaw ?
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Kellhus said:
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there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief

And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat.
May 22, 2014 6:56 PM

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Never heard of crocnado movie

Does Dr. Evil hav secret layer with laser beams on crocs?

JAWS was tlkin bout croc jaws?

qed <3
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May 22, 2014 6:57 PM

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Can I be in?

Pretty please?

May 22, 2014 7:00 PM

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Lime_ said:
Never heard of crocnado movie

Does Dr. Evil hav secret layer with laser beams on crocs?

JAWS was tlkin bout croc jaws?

qed <3
You tell 'em, Lime_chan !
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Kellhus said:
GuusWayne said:
there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief

And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat.
May 22, 2014 7:01 PM

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Crocodiles are actual antropophagus, they eat humans.

Sharks don't really like eating humans.

Case fucking closed
May 22, 2014 7:01 PM

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Zetrin said:
there are many reasons why sharks<crocs. crocs live 2-3x shark's life span. a croc actually beat a shark in a fight. crocs have the strongest bite in the world, etc, etc. Let's not derail this into a shark and croc thread.

Refer to MAL saga online. He's a scholar. Zetrin's intelligence wins.


Life span has little to do with sharks>crocs. That was probably a rare occurrence and the shark was more likely beached. That may be so though if the croc can't bite the shark it won't matter. If the shark gets the croc all it has to do is drag it farther underwater and wait for it to drown.

Scholar might have more knowledge but a tactician has more experience.
May 22, 2014 7:08 PM

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nuff said

I'd like to be in this one also. A battle school sounds interesting.
May 22, 2014 7:09 PM

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UnoPuntoCinco said:
Crocodiles are actual antropophagus, they eat humans.

Sharks don't really like eating humans.

Case fucking closed

If they r kawaii we r eat them. we have standars unlike gayass crocs.
May 22, 2014 7:10 PM

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Zetrin said:
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So demanding, no idea what's going on but sure add me. I shall be edogawa!
you joined the shark bandwagon? how disappointing

I hope my character kills yours
Kibura_Iburasa said:
Ok what is with all the sharkvatars?
Some circlejerk thing that's going on between crocs and sharks
it's kind of annoying, tbh. please don't kill me

no u r annoying u hypestar we are not circlejerking we simply try to enlighten you guys by post about the objective best animal in the world

Now back on topic: I would like to be a shark
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May 22, 2014 7:11 PM

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Capricious_Smile said:
nuff said

I'd like to be in this one also. A battle school sounds interesting.


Megaladon nough said
May 22, 2014 7:13 PM

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Biggest shark to have existed vs Biggest croc to have existed.

Get rkkd.
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Kellhus said:
GuusWayne said:
there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief

And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat.
May 22, 2014 7:13 PM
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God-of-Harem said:
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put me in it, my name is 'gay phagophile.'


Ok cool, will put you in.
tanks bae
May 22, 2014 7:16 PM

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Sapewloth said:
Biggest shark to have existed vs Biggest croc to have existed.

Get rkkd.

damn straight
May 22, 2014 7:18 PM

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Shark bros we all know sharks>crocs. So lets leave this thread to what it was made for, recruiting fanfic members.
May 22, 2014 7:21 PM

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Well to support the sharks, the Megalodon grew up to 20 meters in length, larger than the biggest croc.
May 22, 2014 7:25 PM

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Kibura_Iburasa said:
Well to support the sharks, the Megalodon grew up to 20 meters in length, larger than the biggest croc.
Twice its size to be more precise.

But yeah, let's not get this locked.
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Kellhus said:
GuusWayne said:
there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief

And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat.
May 22, 2014 7:31 PM

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put me in, seems like it could be interesting.
May 22, 2014 7:33 PM

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Crocs can run on land
May 22, 2014 7:44 PM
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me me me me me
May 22, 2014 7:53 PM

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THROWN!

*throws Axe with the words YES wrote in blood into a nearby door*

Also yes pun intended.
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May 22, 2014 7:54 PM

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I'll join if there's any more room.
May 22, 2014 9:00 PM
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Sounds great, I want to join if it's still available.
May 22, 2014 9:07 PM

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Yoro is Space Pirate Captain Sharklock.

Croc defiance will be fed to the sharks in my expansive glass aquarium seated beneath my chamber, in which Ryhoundo, the last existent megalodon resides.
May 22, 2014 9:24 PM

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Chapter 1: Battle Academy MAL

The warm summer morning sun filtered through the trees as Goh made his way to the city port. Goh looked at the paper in his hands. A form had arrived in his mail over the summer holidays, and Goh had spent the entire time since stressing about it. He read over the letter once more:

‘Congratulations, Goh!
You have been chosen for a scholarship at Battle Academy MAL, beginning at the start of the school year! Battle Academy MAL , situated on a private island, is a place where battles decide everything. Battles vary from hand to hand combat, blade battles, firefights, magic battles, and many more variations.

Our school bases your status and privileges on your ranking within the school battle system. To raise your ranks, win duels against higher ranked opponents, obtain a higher score than a higher ranked student in battle simulations, or participate in general tourneys and battles around the school campus. An annual tournament is held each year, where the top 100 ranked students, battle it out in a Battle-Royale, to try an snag the School Champion Title.

If you accept this scholarship, sign your name on the bottom of this form and hand it to the BAMAL contact at your designated port, living-space will be prepared in the dormitories on campus, each scholar will bunk with a room-mate.

Regards – Principal Alistair.’

“Battle Academy MAL, huh?” Goh whispered to himself looking up from the paper. It all sounded like a big prank to Goh. He’d never heard of any place called Battle Academy MAL. Regardless, he had still signed his name down the bottom of the paper. Something about this form seemed legitimate. Goh was prepared at anytime to trade in his boring life for something more interesting. Also, it was true. Goh had always had a high aptitude for combat. Weilding a weapon or going fistycuffs against an opponent had always been natural to him.

Goh cut through an alley and exited to the port on the otherside. The port looked completely deserted, save for one figure standing on the dock and a small ferry positioned beside it. As Goh closed in he saw that the man wore a business suit and had a clipboard in his right hand. 'You must be Goh.' the man said. 'I'm your local BAMAL contact. Do you have your form?' Goh handed the form to the man. 'Excellent. Please board the ferry sir, we are departing now. Goh reluctantly boarded the ferry.

There was already someone inside. It was a male who looked to be in his late teens sat in the back corner seat looking out of the window. He didn't even take a glance. He had silver curtained hair with a scar spanning from under his right eye to his chin. From where Goh was standing, he thought he could see a glint of red shining from his eyes. There seemed to be a dark aura surrounding this man. One black katana and one white katana lay on the seat next to him. He must be a swordsman, Goh thought to himself. Goh sat in the row of seats opposite the other boy.

The ferry started up and started propelling into the bay. 'I'm Goh. Nice to meet you.' he said to the mysterious boy. 'Fascinating.' the boy replied without even turning to face him. Goh shuffled in his seat. 'This whole thing is pretty far-fetched huh?' Goh said attemting to further the conversation. The boy tutted. 'Sure.' he replied. Goh was feeling uneasy. 'So... What's your name?' The boy turned to face Goh. 'If I tell you, will you stop talking to me?' Goh blinked. 'Sure.' the boy ran his hand through his hair. 'Just call me Red. Or rather, don't. Don't talk to me at all.' Red picked up his white sword. 'This is my favourite sword.' He said staring into Goh's eyes. 'You can see the blood clearer when you slice through someone's flesh.' Goh didn't want to want the conversation to continue any further. He simply stared at the floor beneath his feet until the boat ride was over.

After about half an hour the boat stopped and the PA System sounded. We have reached our destination. Please step off the boat. Your guide will be waiting outside. Red left the boat before Goh even stood up. Goh blocked the sun by putting his hand above his eyes as he left the ferry. What he saw took his breath away.
End of Chapter


Might have started off slow, but expect many new character introductions in chapter two.
BaileyyMay 22, 2014 9:34 PM
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May 22, 2014 9:30 PM

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Red needs to check himself before he wrecks himself.
May 22, 2014 9:38 PM

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YorozuyaGinSan said:
Red needs to check himself before he wrecks himself.


LOL, question. Do we get any say in how our characters turn out? Not entirely sure on all the facts about this Malfic.
May 22, 2014 9:40 PM
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nice chapter, will look forward to the second one
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Astros477 said:

LOL, question. Do we get any say in how our characters turn out? Not entirely sure on all the facts about this Malfic.


If you've got an idea on how you want your character to be, PM me, I'll do my best to make it so.

Mesaia said:
nice chapter, will look forward to the second one


Thanks :)
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May 22, 2014 10:57 PM

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Their friendship will soon blossom into great brotherly manliness.

Very much so like the ominous Space Butterfly
May 23, 2014 9:07 AM

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I've gotten a few requests via PM already.

If you've got an idea on the personalty, skills, weapon(s) of choice and whatnot for character, PM me, and I'll implement it the best I can. As long as it's reasonable.
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May 23, 2014 9:08 AM

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This story is quite interesting how I wish I could be in here as well ;w; I wonder who will win the battle :D
May 23, 2014 9:13 AM

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kanakura said:
This story is quite interesting how I wish I could be in here as well ;w; I wonder who will win the battle :D


People are welcome to join the cast at any time.
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May 23, 2014 9:19 AM

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If anything, I want to be an specialist in CQC (Krav Maga)
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God-of-Harem said:
kanakura said:
This story is quite interesting how I wish I could be in here as well ;w; I wonder who will win the battle :D


People are welcome to join the cast at any time.
Thank you very much! I'm looking forward to it :D
May 23, 2014 9:21 AM

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lupadim said:
If anything, I want to be an specialist in CQC (Krav Maga)


I reckon I can do that.

EDIT: I hadn't slept for two days when I wrote chapter one. Now that I'm rested, expect a better chapter
BaileyyMay 23, 2014 10:22 AM
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May 23, 2014 10:23 AM

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Im not sure what kind of weapon of style I would want so I'll leave it to your judgement. Just make sure im not soft I intent to give Lupadim and any other perv a good punch but I should totes be wearing this:
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/160/0/d/uryuu_minene___9th_by_mtrizkit-d4tmuc5.png
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Kibura_Iburasa said:
Im not sure what kind of weapon of style I would want so I'll leave it to your judgement. Just make sure im not soft I intent to give Lupadim and any other perv a good punch but I should totes be wearing this:
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/160/0/d/uryuu_minene___9th_by_mtrizkit-d4tmuc5.png
As if you would be able to touch a CQC master. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mblxMxqqq8I
May 23, 2014 11:02 AM

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Kibura_Iburasa said:
Im not sure what kind of weapon of style I would want so I'll leave it to your judgement. Just make sure im not soft I intent to give Lupadim and any other perv a good punch but I should totes be wearing this:
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/160/0/d/uryuu_minene___9th_by_mtrizkit-d4tmuc5.png


The maid outfit is a given.
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May 23, 2014 1:19 PM

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Ah so apperance and weapons suggestions? Tell me what limits are there, I mean like firearms, knives, etc?
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RedArmyShogun said:
Ah so apperance and weapons suggestions? Tell me what limits are there, I mean like firearms, knives, etc?


From the impression I got you're limited to one weapon of choice :S.
May 23, 2014 1:23 PM

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Ah, I can have a weapon as well? Well, any gentleman wearing a fedora must have a mastercrafted knife.
May 23, 2014 1:24 PM

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You can improve it by putting me in the coming chapters.
an egomaniac and a fool

May 23, 2014 1:40 PM

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Astros477 said:
RedArmyShogun said:
Ah so apperance and weapons suggestions? Tell me what limits are there, I mean like firearms, knives, etc?


From the impression I got you're limited to one weapon of choice :S.


Goood goood *Rubs hands together*
May 23, 2014 1:42 PM

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RedArmyShogun said:


Goood goood *Rubs hands together*


Let me guess Ak-47? with extended mags?
May 23, 2014 1:45 PM

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Astros477 said:
RedArmyShogun said:


Goood goood *Rubs hands together*


Let me guess Ak-47? with extended mags?


Goddamnit.

>>

I mean n..no
May 23, 2014 3:19 PM

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I don't mind giving people more than one weapon, but I'd rather they didn't have an entire arsenal.

For example, it's not unusual for a sniper to have a combat knife for close range.

@RedArmyShogun, I already introduced your character in chapter one, but to be fair, I think it won't be too hard to change your weapon.
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May 23, 2014 3:48 PM

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Ehh just leave it, interested in where you'll take it.

I myself would use some form of firearm and a dagger or combat knife. So just play it like you are. If you don't have his clothing fixed, some form of camo would be nice.
May 23, 2014 4:16 PM

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i dont really care for personality and skills but i would probably use a machine pistol as a main firearm
RRRRRRRRRR
May 23, 2014 8:58 PM

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Can you add me in as the spunky water boy that always watches every formation during practices, and spends all his free time working on his throwing accuracy. Then when the star QB (who happens to be my childhood friend who knows how fanatical about the game I am) gets his arm injured in a car accident that wasn't his fault (he was actually trying to keep his buddy from driving drunk, but got swept away into the whole thing), he tells the coach to put me in. At first, everyone is apprehensive, and looks down on the idea of the water boy getting involved on the turf, but throughout all the ups and downs, with quick wits and a whole lot of heart, we manage to come together and make it to state for our injured teammate.

Something like that, please.
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The remake to Bruce Lee's classic Enter the Dragon has commenced.
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