The Jermamites

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Club for best unhinged, compact, insane, psycho, demented, masochistic, greedy, deranged, egomaniac, serial killer, professional wrestler, axe dodger, e-clown, gambling addict, sus guy, and twitch streamer andy, best known for playing in servers, smoking dog leg, and Among Us let plays jermaVenus.
ABOUT THIS SERIAL KILLER
  • Puts people into meat grinders and may or may not have killed Santa Claus on stream MonkaS.
  • The developer of Among Us.
  • Really likes souls games and house flipper.
  • Can morph face from sculpted adonis to trashcan goblin within seconds.
  • Might not even be real.
  • AYAYA'd on stream and apologized for 2 hours.
  • A huge (metaphorically) fan of Hatsune Miku and probably would buy the same can of peaches as Miku.
  • Is at least 2' 3.6" shorter than Hatsune Miku.
  • Stands on his tiptoes on every picture of him with and a normal sized human being to look taller. He has since refuted this claim, but highly reliable sources says otherwise.
  • Will at some point watch the Bionicles with Joe Biden.
  • Voices he calls "Chat" constantly talk to him during streams, he claims they say various things like: "handsome streamer :)", "S OmegaLUL BAD", and "is this the streamer who puked on his mother's bed?". He claims he has had many discussions with "them" such as when he failed to convince "them" that eating hundreds of jars of mayonnaise everyday instead of normal food is perfectly normal and healthy. He also claims he owes "them" billions of dollars/an emote of his giant "dumpy". He states that he will not make the emote so he instead pays off the debt with bets against "them". He also claims he owes "them" two "catboy streams" and that he has already done one.
  • He has said on stream that he hates "chat".
  • He claims that there are "people" in "his chat" who try to be "wicked funny" and "say strange things". He calls these "people", "ball fondlers".
  • He has promised "chat" that he will play Elden Ring while inebriated and roleplay as a caveman called "MESTRONG"
  • He has willingly "peeped the horror" multiple times on stream. Anyone who sees "the horror" will find it to be the funniest thing in the world but one person would die.
  • Regularly injects poop wine into his veins during pre-stream and is addicted to it. This earned him the nickname "The Poop Pumper".
  • He once drank an espresso, holding it coolly, while on the toilet, and thought it was extremely cool.
  • He went on a road trip to his friend's house, beating up a bunch of people on his way there, and used the toilet there as a jacuzzi.
  • Thinks people getting pushed into meat grinders is just "a thing that happens".
  • He wants to grind up his entire audience (not just a specific person but generally as a group) into a meat grinder.
  • He once did the famously controversial "baseball stream" where he attempted to find out how many baseballs could fit within the exit of his digestive tract.
  • Has Roy Mustang's powers IRL and used it against a wasp. This caused Jerma's house to fall down and he had to stream naked. (Anyone who saw these streams were thrown into meat grinders)
  • Strange spectral phalluses sometimes appear on his streams.
  • He confirmed on stream that he was born with extra pair of hands (20 hands, 20 fingers.), but unbeknownst to Jerma, this was already a well-known fact among his community and was already present on the Jerma985 Wiki.
  • He LOVES the 4kids version of One Piece and has been regularly watching it since 17 years ago when he was 20. (He has aged rapidly)
  • Very fragile for a 500 year old ancient being.
  • Once did a stream where he swallowed eight and a half eggs whole back in February 25, 2012. This stream has unfortunately been lost to time, however.
  • He is the organizer for the official House Flipper esports tournament which famously generated a lot of drama after the infamous CDawgVA maze incidents. Jerma has not acknowledged the maze drama ever since the incidents occurred.
  • Used to work as a telemarketer but got fired twice due to his "wicked funny" million dollar hoax antics.
  • Is good friends with Mr. Green, a gambling addict not unlike Jerma, B.F. Bugleberry, a master of storytelling (Jerma has him blocked), GrillMasterXBBQ, a fellow twitch streamer (Jerma hates this guy), and many others.
  • Before his human life, he was Hoover the Seal in the New England Aquarium. Hoover the Seal died in July 25, 1985, just 59 days before Jerma was born in Boston. He inherited his seal voice as a human.
  • Did some voice acting work as Hercule from DBZ, Kermit the Frog and Elmo from Sesame Street, Bernie Sanders from the U.S. Senate, Giant Rat from Rat Movie, Spamton from Deltarune, and many others.
  • Knows the voice actor of Detective from Frog Detective personally and has hired him on stream. (Jerma didn't pay him)
  • Did some physical acting as the Scout from Team Fortress 2.
  • There are at least 984 clones of Jerma. The original one died and got replaced sometime in 2017. He might also have been replaced on February 4, 2022 when he played Destiny 2 PVP, a game he claimed he wouldn't play. It is theorized that the popular actor Willem Dafoe is one of Jerma's many clones.
  • Jerma's career peaked back in 2013 when he made shpee videos and in 2011 when he made JermaCraft videos.
  • Canonically died multiple times and even died of unknown causes on stream back in January 23, 2019 but somehow got revived. He died again on stream on February 1, 2022 when one of his friends, STAR_, fatally shot him but got retconned into living again.
  • Ever since his 37th birthday, his behavior on stream has gotten increasingly "sus".
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Category: Actors & Artists
Created: Mar 19, 2022


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