We love global warming

<strong>Global Warming is a gift from god, given to us directly by the great big friendly sun that revolves around us to provide:</strong> 1. Warmth 2. Less land (meaning more beaches!!) 3. No need to buy jackets and sweaters 4. Hot girls in less clothes (ohhh yeah baby) Or Hot guys without shirts washing their cars (ohhh yeah baby AGAIN) 5. Fat people might die from the heat 6. Since all the fat people die (or lose weight) all we have left is sweaty hot people 7. Tans 8. Good reason to hate Al Gore (if you already didn't have one???) 9. Guilt free excessive driving of SUV's and Trucks! 10. If someone walks into your room and you have no pants on--quick--just turn your monitor and sound off and say "what?? It's hot out" 11. What does this mean? HOT PEOPLE ON BEACHES AND PARTAY!!