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This is the seven-hundred-eighty-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog in Topaz's house once again, coming not long after the previous blog.*

What are you talking about? It feels like we haven't had a blog in a whole year!

: Topaz it's the fourth. People have already been making that kind of joke for a few days already, and it's already overused.

Darn it, I want to get the joke into RU but the stats and sets are far too good for that tier. Regardless congratulations on your marriage!

*Ririchiyo is flustered.*

: W-what do you mean marriage? I haven't been married!

Well, not you but your voice actress. Congratulations to her!

: Ah yes, she was married quite recently. I wish her the best, and the way you put that made it seem like I was married.

I mean that was the joke. But I'm sure you wouldn't mind being married either-OOF!

*Riri smacks Topaz, fortunately not dealing damage.*

: Y-you know that I have no prospects, much like you! (T-though if you asked... N-no, my arrhythmia! I'm only doing th-this because I'm nervous-yeah, that's it.)

That's fair. But I suppose that's enough time about that, even if I do congratulate her. Regardless, I suppose that it is time that we start searching for this week's girl.

: That it is, though I have no idea where to find her.

Me neither-

*Suddenly a loud train outside Topaz's house makes a lot of noise, as if some large cargo falls off of it.*

What the?

: Can't people tell that we're doing blog in here? We'd better go out and see what all that trouble is about!

*The two of them go out, watching as a train leaves noisily. It seems to have left a gigantic container of some sort, with the words “poison gas” written on it.*

How dare they pollute the house! They're going to hear about this at the next government meeting I go to!

: You know that you don't go to them at all...

Only because I'm lazy. And that they're boring. And I have better things to do, or at least things I'd rather do. Now, how do we move this...

*Topaz climbs up on top of the large round tank, meaning like a water tank and not a military kind. He sees a wheel.*

Oh hey, I can drive this away!

: Be careful up there, Topaz! You don't want to release all that gas here!

True, but don't worry. I know what I'm doing!

*With that he tries to steer what is clearly an open switch, but it isn't going anywhere. He then trips as he starts walking away, sending the wheel spinning and opening the container. A rancid gas emerges, and Ririchiyo can barely take it.*

: UGH! Such... disgusting odors...

*She faints, though safely, and Topaz is concerned. He covers his face with his shirt before going down to rescue her.*

Oh no! RIRI! UGH! This poison gas is certainly toxic! I apologize for putting you through this, and I hope that the house won't stink forever due to the odor!

???: My apologies. It was quite a trip and... Well, let me just say that I was taking advantage of not having anyone around to... “be free”...

*A mysterious woman emerges from the tank, wearing only a tight straight jacket and a mask concealing her face and hair.*

How gross, though I'm glad you're able to survive... Uhhh...

???: Do you not know who I am?

All I know is that you caused Ririchiyo to faint from your toxic gas, so you must be some kind of enemy! And one that-*cough* I-I'll have to defeat myself!

???: Whether I am a foe or an ally is not your problem.

I think that it is! Especially if you're going to be letting out poisonous gas! I cannot even tell who you are!

???: You are not able? Ah, I do suppose that this mask is in the way...

*She takes off her mask, which certainly has a mecha feel to it with how it releases steam and has a lot of mechanisms to it. Still, the mysterious figure reveals her true face and long, beautiful hair.*

: Phew. I can see what you mean by “toxic gas” now. I did not think that I was quite that bad...

Beautiful...

: It would appear that you're stunned by my beauty, not that I am surprised. You are far from the first one to be in such wonder~

I know, your ass is so plump and I haven't even done my blog!

: E-excuse me?

D-did you let out even more poisonous gas...

: I have not, but I am more curious with that word you mentioned... I have heard about a “blog” but I am not sure what it has to do with my backside.

Oh, my mistake. I was staring so hard at your glorious posterior that I could barely explain things. I have a blog where I talk about various girls, and I want to talk about how beautiful you are!

: Hmm... A blog... Did you get the idea from that Zettai fellow?

Actually I am the original, at least as far as among this friend group. But I'm glad that you are familiar with blogs.

: But of course. And I know why you brought up my backside as well. After all, he seemed to like it quite a bit.

That he did, and I don't blame him! The only thing that could make it better is if it was even larger!

: L-larger... I do not think that it possible, even with how much pizza I eat.

Sadly we aren't sponsored by Pizza the Hutt, like your series was. I blame him being eaten by his assistant... Wait, I'm confusing it with Spaceballs. Regardless, I have the innate ability to make the ass of the girl I talk about during blogs become even larger! Though if Riri was conscious I'm sure she'd call it an “Inane” ability....

: I do apologize for knocking her unconscious, but there was a warning on the carrier for a reason. That said, having your blog make my rump even more plump is quite promising. Still, I am not sure if I'll allow it.

You aren't sure? But it's far too late for me to find anyone else to blog!

: Not my problem.

Please, I really have to talk about you! What can I do to convince you to allow my blog outside of being an air purifier for you?

: Well first you-air purifier?

*She looks quizzical.*

Yes. Not only would I not be able to survive such treatment I wouldn't want to take it away from Zettai. That's more his reward! But outside of that-

: Buy me a pizza.

-I would do-wait, a pizza? Like what kind?

: Does it really matter? Well, I suppose toppings do, but I shall trust your tastes.

That's a relief, and hope you like pepperoni!

: That should be fine.

*Topaz orders the pizza on his phone.*

Well, it should be here in some time.

: Or it'll be free?

They don't do that any more. Too many traffic accidents. But since we have time to spare how about I begin the blog? If you allow it, at least.

: This had better be some good pizza, but I shall allow it.

That's a relief, as I really didn't have anyone else planned. Still, let's head into the New Year with this assy green-haired beauty! That's right, it's time to say that...



: I am glad that you are able to finally use my name, as it was tiring not having you refer to me.

That's completely understandable, and it is a silly tradition but it keeps some of the information hidden for a fair amount of time. But speaking of your name, we cannot forget talking about it.

: You do? Already? I was under the impression that you would talk about that later.

I do suppose that Zettai tends to put that around Personality. Maybe, as I can't remember. But I find it nice to bring it up after your name is introduced.

: Either way is fine, I suppose.

Plus this way people unfamiliar with your name will be able to “pronounce” it properly while reading. After all, before being more familiar with you and watching your series I would have called you “C.C.” as that's how it looks like it would be read.

: I am sure that many people have made that mistake, at least ones unfamiliar with me.

Indeed. Her name is actually pronounced “C two” or so. Though having a name like hers does lend itself nicely to having a great assy nickname.

: But my name is merely two letters! Who could consider a longer nickname?

I suppose “nickname” wouldn't be a proper way of defining it, but you still live up to your “CULO CULO” name!

: That I do, and I am certainly proud of that fact!

*C.C. turns around and bends over, showing off her enormous cheeks which were already barely fitting inside her tight white dress. Her assflab jiggles and bounces as she shakes her hips, and even more so from the impact when she smacks her cheeks in a mocking fashion.*

: I am glad to be a rare anime girl known for her ass.

They don't call you pizza butt for nothing! Though it's a shame that it isn't because you sat on a pizza and farted.

: What a waste of perfectly good food... I did do that in Zettai's blog though.

That you certainly did, and since he ate it it wasn't a waste. I do suppose that there was the time that you nearly became a part of the world's largest pizza as well, and that was more canon.

: Heh, that is a good point. I would not want to become a pizza like that again.

Figured you would understand. That said, now that we've talked about your name how about we begin the blog?

: But of course, as I look forward to hearing what you have to say about me.

I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised, so let us begin!

*With that Topaz begins the blog, still waiting for C.C.'s pizza to come by.*

==Head==
===Hair===
C.C. has some really great hair, with a nice color, style, and length even if both could be better in small ways. One of her most iconic physical traits is her green hair which is a very nice color, and while I do like darker colors and it's somewhat on the lighter side that doesn't mean that it's a bad shade either. It's a pretty one, is what I'm saying, and it matches pretty well with her eye color as well. C.C.'s hair is the perfect length as well, reaching about to her waist without covering her ass at all, because people knew not to cover greatness. She also has long bangs and sides, though not overly long bangs either. Probably the only bad thing is that she could easily have a somewhat hime cut had she had blunt bangs instead. Still, it looks very beautiful and is a great style. Even better is that C.C. has a lot of variety in the series too! While she tends to keep her hair down she's also had hair styled up in twintails, braided donuts, ponytails, twinbraids, and the list goes on because Clamp likes giving characters multiple hairstyles. There's also one time where she wears a black wig with a bun, which is a shame as she looked really good like that and I thought it was a different character entirely xD. But overall with a nice hair color and style, not to mention a multitude of variety, C.C. does really well when it comes to this area. I'd say the only flaw is lacking blunt bangs and MAYBE a slightly darker shade, but she's already so excellent that I wouldn't change a thing either!
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
C.C. also has some really nice eyes as well, both in shape and color. Her golden eyes are amazing, with a lot of beautiful detail when it comes to her pupils which looks really nice and the gold contrasts well with the shade of her hair. The pupils aren't the only thing about C.C.'s eyes that have a nice shape, as she has tsurime which looks really nice. You can even see how her eyes are half-closed too, which is quite sexy as well. Sadly she rarely wears glasses, only really raising them in one swimsuit picture as seems trolling meganekko fans has been a common pastime for longer than I expected. Though C.C. does wear them as part of an office lady disguise I mentioned earlier, even though I wasn't able to tell it was her as mentioned. Still, even without glasses (mostly) C.C. is an incredible girl with really pretty eyes. I do prefer the shape of them, but the color really does a lo to give her a “mysterious” vibe too!
Grade: B+

===Face==
The art style for Code Geass is a product of it's time, so it has a very mid-naughts Sunrise look to character designs. Well, either that or a CLAMP look, but I don't mean either thing in a bad way as it's a very lovely face. I do like simple designs so C.C.'s does well. I do suppose her nose is on the larger side, but it is still pretty simple so I can't complain too much. She has a lot of cute expression, even if she does lean towards being a kuudere. That only helps out though, as I like that type of character and she also doesn't have any “downside” like Nina did last week. I will also mention that in the festival episode in the second season she had long “robot ears” which did make her look a little like Chachamaru due to her green hair. Still, overall C.C. does really well when it comes to her face, which is no surprise as the art style is quite good.
Grade: B

So what do you think-eh?

*With that Topaz turns to where C.C. was, and she is nowhere to be seen.*

Oh no, was she an illusion this whole time! I knew that the poison gas was dangerous, but to think that it would make me hallucinate! At least it isn't covering the backyard still, even if Ririchiyo is still unconscious... C.C! Where are you?

: Right here.

*She returns, carrying several pizza boxes and already eating a slice.*

Wait a minute, did you get all those boxes? I only ordered one!

: You do not have a persuasive voice nor the charisma that I do.

I mean that's certainly true, but if there's a mind controlled pizza deliverer out there and has to explain to their boss about all the missing deliveries I'm blaming you. Besides, I can't pay for all of those!

: It is alright, you will not be responsible. That said, how about we get back to the blog?

Well, I was going to go over things with you, but then you left! I hope that you at least heard what I've been saying.

: I caught most of it, so do no worry. It would appear that you enjoy me quite a bit.

Of course as you're a beautiful girl! My only problem is that you don't wear glasses enough.

*C.C. finishes eating the crust that she had in her hand, swallowing properly after chewing.*

: I mean I do not need them, I am no Nina after all...

True, especially as we looked at her last week. But it is a shame that you trolled quite a bit, and it's an even bigger shame that you didn't have you office lady look more!

: You just like that version because you like black hair and glasses.

Certainly, but you looked fantastic and like a completely different character! No offense, of course...

: I understand, you were seduced by my feminine wiles...

Exactly! Not that your ordinary looks aren't able to seduce me. Your golden eyes look beautiful and suit my taste well, even if again glasses would be better.

: That is merely your own tastes, though I understand your devotion to your fetishes. At least you still enjoy my appearance.

But of course! BUTT of course as well, though that comes later. And since it was brought up as well I really like your hair too.

: Thank you for your praise.

Of course! While I do prefer darker colors the green isn't too bad and fits well with your golden eyes, and the length is quite nice too! It's long without causing issues by covering your fat ass!

: It would seem that your praise for my buttocks came earlier than I would have guessed. No that I mind, as I know how glorious my posterior is~

*C.C. bends over again, proudly displaying her massive cheeks. However, her ass had grown that by doing so she rips the seems on her bottoms. Not only does it split due to how massive her ass is, but she also lets out a huge fart as she does so.*

PPPPTTTTTHHHHWWWEEEUUURRRTTTT

: WHEW! My apologies for letting out such a burst, but I am sure that you don't mind...

It's not like I'm Zettai who would love breathing such gas, but as long as you feel relaxed it's alright. At least we're outside which dissipates it a fair amount, and Riri should be able to wake up soon hopefully.

: Yes, even if it is a shame she was knocked out. However, I believe that you have more to say about me.

That's true, and even your rank disgusting fart won't distract me from talking about your face either. You're very beautiful, but I suppose that there isn't too much to talk about there. Not in any bad way, as I like the shape of your face and your small features as well.

: I understand, and I also appreciate your kind words. However, you are still staring at my massive buttocks...

*I don't blame Topaz for staring as her cheeks were barely fitting inside her torn bottoms. C.C. was still bent over, eating pizza and shaking her cheeks as she leaned against the pizza boxes.*

Oh sorry! But they are certainly massive, as each cheek is bigger than my head! And they've just began to grow!

: It appears like you have a lot more to talk about, so how about we continue onward?

Great plan, C.C. Especially as we'll be talking about your body next!

*With that Topaz continues onward with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
The main issue with C.C. is that the only known measurement we have is her height. 168 cm isn't too bad, but considering the era she was born in it sorta seems tall (then again I don't think anime producers think too hard about that). Regardless she has an absolutely amazing body. She has a slender stomach despite eating so much pizza, and she has pretty good legs too. Granted due to being in a CLAMP-made production they sometimes give her an overly long and slender appearance, especially in full-body shots, but I blame that sort of noodle-limb effect more on being off-model. So she has a pretty good body, but that's not what you're looking for her. After all, there's a good reason that C.C. is called “Pizza Butt” and not just for the catchy namesake of “Pizza Hut” which sponsored the show and she ate a lot of. She has a really great ass, looking sizeable most of the time and definitely being bigger than her chest. There's even an epic shot in the first season's opening that was so amazing that they reused it for the second one of that season! She could have shown off her fat ass better, especially while naked, but as the series went on the creators at least understood what fans wanted unlike with Cecilia from IS and showed off more of C.C.'s fat ass. There's a lot of fanart where it's in focus or takes up a good portion of the image. It's a shame that more anime doesn't go all-in on assy girls like they did with C.C., I blame terrible people complaining as obviously they need to listen to people like me instead. Still, having such a focus on her ass is always a good thing so overall C.C. does ASS-er, OUTstanding in this area with her great and sexy lower body!
Grade: A

===Chest===
Surprisingly even if C.C. is applauded for her ass she isn't exactly flat. Granted compared to some of the other girls she's somewhat slender, but that's alright. It still means that she's a very rare non-flat assy girl, something that needs to be treasured! Granted people still make mamocentric art of her, because babies are selfish, but a least it isn't too annoying as people still do art of C.C.'s ass. So she's at least still remembered being assy. Oh, and I'll also mention that she seems to have a Geass scar on her left breast which sadly gets forgotten about in a lot of artwork. I think they showed off her nipples too, which seem to be small which is another plus I'd say. Not too much to talk about here, as C.C. is still an ass girl, but overall her chest isn't all that bad either.
Grade: B+

===Clothes===
C.C. has an amazing variety of clothes through the series, which is always a good thing. The first season has her wearing a straight jacket, which other than being easily bound up looks pretty cute on her with the overlong sleeves. Under it she wears a white leotard and white thighhighs, as white is a good color on her. Later on she wears a white top with big shoulder pads, various gold lines, wristbands, and tight pants with built-in heels. She also wears the black knight uniform,though hers is special as she’s the team’s Queen: It’s a black dress with a long flowing “tail” so to say, detached sleeves, golden bits on top, the Geass symbol on light blue on her chest, a red triple belt and long white boots again with golden bits and heels. It’s not bad even if it blocks her ass, and she also occasionally dresses as Zero including the cape and mask. She also loafs around in a white shirt quite a bit, and has a dancer outfit and many more in official art. She's also worn the Ashford Academy uniform, a one piece sukumizu, a lolita frilly dress, a Cheshire Cat outfit, a red Chinese dress, and a lot more that Zettai lists on his blog of her. It's hard to know just how much C.C. has worn as there's a ton of official art and material, and overall she just has a wide variety of sexy outfits when it comes to this area. She could use a little more ass focus, and less cleavage variants, but compared to some other characters she's amazing!
Grade: A

: Hmmm, I suppose that it is no surprise.

What do you mean?

: That you appreciate my backside-or ass, as you and Zettai call it.

*C.C. eats another slice of pizza, licking the cheese off her fingers after.*

BUTT of course, and you should call it that as well! You can't blame us for loving how big and fat your ass is, C.C.!

: It is even larger than it is in the show, which is certainly surprising!

*She shows of her ass, which has ripped her bottoms so much that her cheeks are nearly completely exposed. Still, her cheeks are nicely exposed but still kept perky by her straining bottoms. C.C. even jiggles her cheeks by tugging on her clothes.*

: I am certainly surprised, both by your ability and that I was able to become even larger.

I know, it's like your ass is two enormous moons side-by-side! But even in canon your ass is well-appreciated! Be it either official art or the initial opening keeping that assy shot, you are a rare example of a well-exposed assy girl!

: I thank you for that, I think. It is a shame that idiots have goldfish brains when it comes to assy girls.

I agree with that, especially as trolls do things that I'd rather not repeat. Instead I'll keep talking about your beautiful body, C.C.

: I am not surprised, as you seem a lot like Zettai and as a result you love my enormous backside.

But of course! It isn't the only good thing about your body, though it's certainly number one when it comes to people making art of you.

: Much better than number two-my apologies for the vulgar joke.

Don't worry, it's no worse than any other I've made.

: Then allow me to release something a certain reader will appreciate more than bad jokes~

*With that C.C. bends over and shows off her nearly bare cheeks. She spreads them, and lets out a huge fart.*

BBBBTTTTTHHHWWWEEEEUUURRRTTT*

*The camera quivers, falling over to the ground on it's side still staring at her big CULO CULO. Topaz, suffering from the stench, manages to pick it up.*

*Cough Cough* To think that you would break the remote camera like that, C.C.!

: My apologies, Topaz. I hope that we will be able to continue with the blog.

It should be fine, even if Riri is still unconscious.

: At least she should be fine and wake up after I leave. But I am sure that you appreciate me showing off my ass so much.

But of course! Like I said you have a great body, especially your ass, though you do occasionally have CLAMP lanky body syndrome where you seem a lot taller and more slender at times. Speaking of slender you having a somewhat chest helps some.

: Somewhat slender?

I mean your chest is somewhat curved and not flat, but compared to other girls in the series... That said, outside of having some minor moments your chest isn't too shown off. At least not compared to your fat ass.

: I would say that more girls need to have asses like mine, but I wouldn't want the competition.

I do want you to have competition though! Maybe not in your own series, though Viletta's brown ass certainly looks good... *shakes head to return to the conversation.* A-anyway, that doesn't mean that anime series shouldn't show off assy females! They need to be more numerous these days, and not be trolly or traitorous!

: That's understandable, especially these days! Female asses need more size and appreciation!

Certainly! And on that topic, you have pretty nice clothes. Granted sometimes the clothing shows a bit more of your cleavage than I would recommend, and that you hide your ass with tails sometimes. Other than that, your body is shown off quite well especially your ass, and you have a lot of great sexy outfits.

: I am glad to hear that, though it is unfortunate that I was not able to get better.

Don't worry, as you still got a high score. Showing off properly certainly helps, and having a fairly big variety was quite appreciated as well. That said, how about we head towards the remaining areas?

: Hmmm, that sounds like a good idea. Go right ahead.

I will, so let us go forward!

*With that Topaz heads towards the next sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
It is a little important to talk about C.C.'s background as it is fairly key to her personality. She was born a peasant many centuries ago, and after meeting a nun she gained the power of Geass. However, it also cursed her to live forever until she can train someone to take her life (which was the curse the nun had), and she was well-loved by many though this only caused the wrong kind of love. C.C. went off into solitude, walking the Earth by herself. She eventually gets caught up in the schemes and pairs up with Lelouch to save both of their lives. Granted C.C. was shot almost instantly, but it's alright as she can come back! She helps Lelouch, the male lead, in his conquests both figuratively, by helping him hide his identity by disguising herself or providing moral support, or literally as she uses her own Knightmare (which are the mechas of the series). She's quite good as a mecha fighter, though she just has to face some really broken abilities when it comes to this series. As far as her personality goes, she's got a great one! She's mostly playful and teasing in a good way, with a snarky kuudere-like personality. She also likes pizza, eating it though I wonder if that's for sponsorship reasons or if it was part of her design from the beginning. Still, she was cute wanting to go see the world's biggest pizza even if she got caught up in the creation personally. She also holds onto a stuffed Cheese-kun, a mascot character for Pizza Hut, which is very cute. Overall while not being great she is certainly a great reason to watch the series with her cool personality and nice pairing with Lelouch. C.C. is voiced by Yukana who does an outstanding job with the role, pushing the role even further. She also voices characters like Teletha from FMP, Tear Grants from the Tales series, Cecilia from Infinite Stratos, and Honoka from Futari Wa PreCure.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
This is a somewhat hard topic to bring up. For a while C.C. seemed to have lost the ability to love though due to her own Geass she was greatly loved by everyone else. She also had a lot of difficulty trusting other people, but eventually she met with Lelouch and the two have a nice pairing. Sure they butt heads sometimes but that happens and he seems to respect C.C. quite a bit. She even gave him a passionate kiss, and has a lot of good teasing and playful moments without going into bullying or something similar. There is the time that C.C. reverts back to how she was in her early life some time in the second season, which was unfortunate as she seemed to be an abused doormat and it was unfortunate to see her suffer through that. In all fairness it wasn't too long overall, which was fortunate, and overall C.C.'s aggressiveness and teasing are things that I really like.
Grade: B+

===Age===
C.C. does incredibly here, as she's technically ageless. She's an immortal who is unable to die with over 600 years under her. She did stop aging when she was about 15-16 build-wise, though it's hard to tell, and due to living so long she tends to avoid people to not be accused as a witch. I understand as I want to avoid people as well. Overall while possibly not “perfect” C.C. does really excellent when it comes to her age by being ageless and having an immortal body.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 87
Average score: 9.7
Final Grade: B+

And with that the blog for the week is completed!

: Oh, my apologies. That means that I'll have to go-

*She starts to leave.*

N-no! I mean that the scoring section of the blog is done, not the entire thing!

: Ah, that makes a lot more sense. I was afraid I was overstaying my visit.

You don't have to worry about that, even if in all fairness Ririchiyo is still unconscious. She's still breathing at least, but for now let's continue with your thoughts. You did extremely well after all!

: It does seem that I did, though I would have thought Zettai appreciated me more.

Well, you are certainly his type of girl, both as far as personality, looks, and of course fat ass goes. And being fair while I did give you the same as his original blog remember that my blog goes slightly higher so his points count for more. That said, you are a great girl!

: You are merely praising me more than I deserve.

It is not excess at all! There's a reason you're such a popular character, and not just because you were on screen a lot or have a fat ass. Though I'm glad for the latter certainly. You have a great kuudere personality, and have a sad backstory. And I don't mean “back story” as that's certainly praiseworthy! Though I do suppose you're fairly tall for when you were supposedly born...

: Do you have a problem with me being tall?

Certainly not! It's a plus, as is having you be effectively ageless and undying!

: It bothers me though... It's why I trained Lelouch to fulfill his promise.

Understandable. And speaking of Lelouch having you be the “lead” girl certainly helps, even if he has a harem of potential girls. And maybe Suzuku because fujoshi invaded the series, but I'd rather not think about that. You're the main love interest and partner, and are dominant to boot!

: I think you mean dominant to BUTT!

*C.C shows off her ass, which has torn her bottoms so much that her cheeks are completely exposed. Her massive ass is even bigger than before, likely weighing more than the rest of her body. Still, she fondles her plump cheeks and bounces them in a deliciously beautiful way.*

So tasty... N-no, I cannot get distracted! Riri isn't here to keep me in line, and I can't be staring at one of Zettai's girls!

: I understand, as it is hard to see me without staring at my fat ass. Even from the front my cheeks are so obvious now.

Certainly! But as amazing, beautiful, and fat as your ass is that's not the only great thing about you C.C.. You have a fun personality and being a big eater, especially of pizza, is certainly a plus.

: To think that you would support my pizza habit so much...

*She continues eating pizza as Topaz continues talking.*

And of course Yukana does a great job with your voice too! Pretty much everything about you is perfection! Well, except one part...

: Mmmpph?

*She swallows, hitting her chest after the surprise.*

: What problem?

The main issue is when you revert to your “old” self in the second series. You become way too passive, especially compared to your previous personality. Granted there's a reason behind it, and you eventually come back to normal, but it did have some poor moments.

: Ah, I understand. But that was not enough to hold me back.

That it certainly didn't, C.C.! In fact, you have enough points for a picture, and I'm sure that you'll love the one that I have!

: I will? Oh no, I've tripped!



Looking good as always!

: It is a shame though... That picture is a canon size, yet my gloriously gigantic backside you blessed me with is not able to be photographed.

Considering what you did to MY camera, which is supposed to SURVIVE even deadly ass attacks-literally-I don't think anyone could take a picture!

: Their loss, but I am sure that you have a lot of good pictures from the blog.

I sure hope so, and thank you again for allowing me to talk about you as well.

: But of course! Though I will have to get going now.

Will you be able to get wherever you're going safely? I know you fell of a train...

: I shall find a way.

*With that C.C. puts her helmet on and gets back into her poison gas tank. She closes the hatch and drives off, with the tank rolling away in a humorous method down the train tracks. Topaz went back to Ririchiyo, who seems to be waking up.*

RIRICHIYO! You're alright!

: Ugh... Someone get the antidote for that smoke bomb?

It was this week's girl, who I was fortunate enough to blog. It's a shame you were unconscious.

: I know. Who knows what you did... Then again considering the smell I'm sure that it was one of Zettai's girls, so I shouldn't worry too much.

Thanks for having faith in me!

: You are a good friend... Though it feels like I fought a swordsman from a classic anime series...

At least you have a weapon triangle advantage!

: True true... But now I think that I'm still asleep. After all, there's a big purple monster attacking the city.

That would be ridiculous, and you must be seeing things.

: W-wait... I can't be dreaming! I smell pizza!

????: ROOAAARRRR!

*Topaz looks behind him and sees a large purple slug-like monster with goofy tiny arms moving towering over buildings.*

What the heck?! Is this some villains plot or something?!

*A familiar voice from off-screen is heard.*

???: Don't worry, I'll take care of that monster!

Ah, thank you for that C.C.. I thought you had left, but seems you stuck around to help us fight in your knightmare!

*Topaz looks in the direction of the voice, seeing a dark-haired middle school girl instead.*

: Eh? C.C.? What do you mean?

E-EH?!

*And with that we end this week's blog. What is this mysterious monster, and who is this mysterious girl who suddenly showed up. Tune in next time, though some of you likely already know...*