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This is the seven-hundred-fortieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We join Topaz and Riri with the ojou sniper from last week. She's drinking tea at a table while he's holding umbrella for her.*

Wait a minute, what am I doing?

: Is it not obvious? You are helping me to cool off while I enjoy this tea.

: Just be glad we aren't were Topaz actually lives. We'd be frozen and I don't mean because you'd be drinking iced tea either!

Please don't mention the cold, as I'd rather not talk about how frigid things are. The only cool things I like are KDEGs!

: I do suppose that explains why you spoke of Laura before me.

: I thought her name was “Rola”.

Different Laura. Though I do apologize for making you wait so long to talk about you. You deserve far better, both with my blog and with your series.

: I am thankful for your apology, but it is a shame that the anime did not show me off as much as I needed!

: Do you mean in general or of your fat ass? (Darn it, I've been spending too much time around Topaz it seems...)

Good eye, and I don't mean this girl's “third eye” either~

*The camera shows off the ojou's fat ass. Even though she's wearing her IS outfit it was still tight against her plump cheeks, which press against the chair she's sitting on. She even squirms slightly, her cheeks jiggling in a very sexy manner.*

: Oh my~ It would appear that you have good taste.

: I'm surprised you don't mind the camera looking at your ass. If I were you I'd be embarrassed.

Well yeah, as her ass doesn't compare to your body's.

: D-don't say things like that!

*Ririchiyo smacks against Topaz, fortunately harmlessly.*

: I meant more about being so willing to show off.

*The blond ojou flicks her ojou curl-having hair, showing off her superior budget despite not being a KyoAni character.*

: I am quite proud of my posterior after all. Especially with how large it is. I have even heard that you have a very specific yet promising power as well~

You must be talking about how I make asses bigger through my blogs. At least sometimes, I'm not sure how it works exactly... Oh, and you can call it an “ass” too.

: To think you would have me use such vulgar commoner words.

We'll see if you continue with that as the blog goes on.

: Because you think you'll be able to convince her to use “ass”, or because you're going to forget to have her use proper speech?

I mean I'm going to attempt my best. Plus I'll be able to edit it if I do forget.

: Do not rely on your editing skills, as I have heard that they can confuse you if you are reading for too long.

That's fair, especially since I'm doing this at night usually. But don't worry. I hopefully won't make mistakes. Both you and Zettai deserve only the best!

: I am glad to hear that, though I wonder why you brought Zettai into this conversation...

: You know about Zettai? Or more technically, you remember him?

: But of course. It may have been many years ago at this point, but I still recall his blog. He is one of the few that spoke so highly of my behind after all.

Again you can call it an “ass” and I'm sure that many people have praised your ass.

*The camera shows off the blonde ojou's ass as she stands up, allowing Topaz to put the umbrella back. She even stretches and bends over, showing off her huge ass proudly.*

: Oh? It is a surprise, as I have not had as many images taken of my back end.

That's because official art is sometimes terrible. You deserved so much better, both with the art and in the actual anime. At least we got that one scene in the OVA, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

: I don't know, you could always rant further about how terrible the series was for her.

I could, but I'd rather just get to the blog. Not that it is not an important issue, but I am bad at ranting about things like that. Believe me, I could certainly discuss how the series seemed to avoid ass shots of today's girl, including giving some to the side characters before her, and when she finally had one it was somehow still mamocentric. But let's wait until we've actually started the blog for that.

: To think that you are so passionate about the treatment my posterior receives!

: I'd imagine that Zettai is even more passionate though.

: That he certainly is. Not that I am surprised, as he does like his ojous and snipers...

Of course, both are assy and you're the ass girl of the series! Which made your lack of official art hurt even further. At least the fans were right for once and made mostly good art for you.

: Phew, that is quite a relief.

*Topaz shudders.*

: Something happen? You shivered all of a sudden.

Well, after she said that it made me think of something... “smellier” that she could release. Especially as this is a blog dedicated to the anniversary of Zettai's blog. He's even trying to do two per month this year, so good luck to him!

: I can understand your intent, but to think that I would release flatulence like that! Without a good reason or having someone absorb it at least...

A shame Zettai isn't around, at least as far as I know. That said, how about we get on with the blog.

: Oh ho ho~ Do not let me stop you. I am quite interested in hearing what you have to say about me, as well as my large backside!

I'm glad you're such a big fan of your ass.

: Indeed, as I am proud. It made my lack of good official artwork and the trolling of the second season that much more terrible. I would love to have the world know how great I am!

: You certainly deserve it after everything you've been through.

That's true, but let's not wait any longer. She's waited this long for me to talk about her and has given me permission. As such, let me say that...



*Cecilia curtsies cutely and elegantly, or at least as well as she can with her Stratos uniform. Her plump ass is shown off as well.*

: I thank you for finally giving me this opportunity.

But of course! Though I'm sorry that I waited so long...

: I'm sure that she understands.

: Perhaps. On one hand I do appreciate you finally speaking of me, as well as pointing out the poor failures of official art, but it is a shame that it took so long! I hope that you have not forgotten anything major!

I hope for the same thing, especially because I don't remember things very well these days. Granted I'm not old enough to go senile so it's not THAT bad, but considering how much media I watch so much it's no surprise that I have a tough time remembering.

: Shall I be concerned?

: Don't worry. Topaz used Zettai's blog on you to remind him of what happened in the series and plot.

Among other things of course! I did a lot of research!

: Ah yes. I can only imagine the sort of... “research” that you did...

Well I had to make sure you had an ass as enormous as I remember! But more about that later on, even though it is quite a great ass.

: I thank you for having such kind words. Both about me in general and my large posterior.

It deserves more love! Though I cannot give it to you like Zettai can.

: Lewd wordplay not intended, right? RIGHT?

Eh heh heh~

: Do not become further distracted, even if my plump backside is quite sizeable! You need to continue with my blog!

That is true. There's plenty enough time to be distracted later on, like when we actually talk about your fat ass!

*The camera shows off Cecilia's fat ass quite well, though she moves her ass and presses a cheek against the lens. It looks very sexy pressed against the camera, especially as each one of her cheeks was as big as the camera itself.*

...What were we talking about again?

: I believe that you were showing off Cecilia's ass to help pamper Zettai. Perhaps.

Well, I can show her off even though it's for him. She looks so big and jiggly.

: Oh ho~ Just imagine how much larger it shall become once you begin the blog~

That's a great way to encourage me to continue with the blog. Let's not wait any longer, as I can only imagine how much bigger her fat sniper ass shall become!

: And I shall be proud of it as well~

Then let's get going!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
As an ojou Cecilia has the appropriate hair, meaning curly and blonde. It looks really good, though I do like the more pale versions that MAL has in other pictures and was used in the anime I think. Regardless her hair is really great, even if it is long enough to cover her ass slightly. I like how Cecilia's sidetails have ojou curls and they're long enough to go past her chest, and she also has a couple of curls in back as well. Sadly the ones in back are fairly low and short, so they aren't as noticeable. Her bangs are quite lovely, being long enough to reach about to her eyes with a long middle portion. And of course we can't forget her lovely hairband either! Overall while she could use bigger curls Cecilia still has brilliant hair for an ojou and the blonde color helps out a fair amount even if I do prefer darker colors.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Cecilia has some very nice eyes. As mentioned before she is an ojou and as she is from Britain she has blue eyes. I don't get why Japan thinks the UK is America-lite and gives them all blonde hair and blue eyes, but she fits that stereotype. Fortunately while blonde hair and blue eyes is overrated Cecilia at least has a reason for it, and it looks good with her foreign ojou personality. Her eyes seem to be mostly tarame, with a little tsurime but not much. She does have fairly long eyelashes but I do like her corners and how emphasized they are. She has slight lines over her eyes, and sadly I do not think that she wears glasses in the series (at least as far as I can remember though there is the official image of her dressed as a teacher at least). Still, overall Cecilia does pretty well and it's helped by not many characters having blue eyes in the series (though there are still some) and the shape and color suiting her ojou side.
Grade: B-

===Face===
Cecilia has a very beautiful face, as I like the art style IS had. A shame that the series isn't as good as she deserves, but do know that she does well here. She has a mostly small nose and the shape of her chin is a little pointed but nothing too troubling. I like the simple design that isn't too detailed, and the curve of her cheeks are done quite well too. Overall there isn't a lot to say about Cecilia here, she is very lovely but doesn't stand out too much from the other girls in her series. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as she still does quite well.
Grade: B

: I must say that I am quite proud of what has been happening thus far.

: I hope that you do not mean your ass getting fatter!

*The camera looks at Cecilia's ass, and it has certainly become bigger. Each cheek was bigger than her head now, with her IS outfit wedging up between them. She tries to pull it, but her ass seems very hungry so it only makes her cheeks jiggle further.*

Why would that be a problem? Other than possibly HIPnotizing people and causing me to be too distracted to continue the blog. It is a really amazing ass after all.

: I appreciate your kind comments, but it is true. I was intending only on the blog that you have spoken about so far, and no my enlarged posterior.

That's surprising, as a lot of girls mention being surprised about the size and weight of their asses becoming bigger.

: Their inferior commoner hips must not be used to having such glorious posteriors. However, I am used to carrying around a great weight, and even though I am proud of how much larger I have become my larger initial size allows me to carry this wider load.

Sounds sexy, though a shame Zettai isn't here. He'd help you carry that. With his face.

: But he has been here...

: But I thought he was busy with his own blog! Wait, Tuesday was still January... How could I forget? Darn it, being around Topaz has ruined my sense of time!

: You do not need to be concerned about such things. Now, Zettai. Continue being my seat as even though my lower half may be able to hold up my larger posterior having you here is quite helpful.

*Cecilia then sat back down on the table, and the seat she was using is seen. It is Zettai, with her fat ass pressing against his head and engulfing it. He was even wearing a gag, making sure he couldn't speak and had to breathe through his nose. Which is quite terrible as...*

PPPPRRRRAAAAAAUUURRRPPPHHHHHTTTTT

*She lets out a huge fart freely, but fortunately he is able to absorb her unladylike air. He breathes Cecilia's fart so well that Topaz and Riri don't even notice.*

: Ahhh... Yes, quite helpful.

: He's helping us out as well, breathing her powerful scent.

: W-what could you be talking about? I am far too refined to let out something as unladylike as f-flatulence!

You don't need to act like that. We may not be able to smell it, fortunately-

Zettai: MMMPPPHH!

-Yes, thank you for your service, but we still heard it.

: To think that he could not fully absorb the sound, even though he was able to breathe such rancid fragrances...

And believe us, we're certainly thankful for that. However, we still have a blog to get to, even if your ass is amazing looking.

: Topaz, don't get distracted...

Fine fine. Anyway, Cecilia's hair looks really pretty. While blonde is fairly overdone, especially for Europeans, it does fit with her ojou personality. Granted the curls in back could be a little larger and thus more noticeable, but I do like her sidecurls quite well.

: But of course. I would expect you to enjoy my beauty with ease~

That's true. You do have really pretty hair and I like the length, even if it does cover your ass on occasion. Fortunately not too often, giving you some nice ass moments regardless. Oh, and I like your hairband. Both because it looks good with your blue outfits and because it fits your ojou personality as well.

: It would appear that you are quite a fan of my hair. Not that I should be surprised, oh ho ho~

That's fair, though I do suppose that blonde hair and blue eyes are a little overdone these days. Fortunately your series had a fair amount of variety which helps out, but would have been better had you had more screentime.

: Did you really need to mention that now?

I'll continue to mention the issues poor Cecilia had when it came to the series, as she deserved better! Especially compared to a certain overrated broom.

: Blame the Japanese, I shall never forgive them!

Just like Joseph! Though do beware. We can't have you jumping off balconies.

: That is a random reference, Topaz...

Perhaps, but my blogs are full of them. Just be glad I haven't referenced something obscure, like a Quest for Glory game or AVGN reviewing Touhou games or something.

: Your days are strange...

Of course. But let's not get bogged down in distractions. We still have plenty to talk about with Cecilia, so let's get to her eyes. They're really pretty, even if they could be tsurime instead, but they still fit very well. I also like the corners with the big eyelashes too.

: I am glad that you are not marking me down for my eye color nor my long eyelashes.

I mean blonde and blue eyes is certainly overrated and overdone, but at least being British and an ojou it makes sense. Though lacking glasses certainly hurts, even if there's other meganekkos in the series.

: Ah yes, I have heard about your love for glasses. It is much like Zettai's love of posteriors.

But of course. He loves asses like I love glasses. Granted he also loves Glass but I haven't seen that series sadly.

: Well, no surprise there. It's the best light armor in the game! Er, my apologies for Morrowind references...

Hopefully my readers won't mind the joke. Regardless do know that Cecilia's eyes are really pretty, though some of that is the very soft artstyle as well. It means that her face and cute expressions are done really well too. Overall you did really well in this area.

: Thank you for you kind words and good totals. I do apologize that I have such a... commoner look to myself.

I do suppose that the color combination is quite common unfortunately but at least your series doesn't spam them. Granted there is Charlotte who has purple eyes and blonde hair which is close, but don't worry about that.

: I understand, so do not worry. I look forward to hearing more praise about myself.

Of course! Especially about a certain part of your body~

: BUTT of course! Ergh, why did you have ME make such a terrible joke....

*Riri facepalms as Topaz continues with Cecilia's blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly the only measurement that I could find about Cecilia is that her height is 156 cm. A fair size but not particularly tall either, and I did see someone say that her three sizes are 85/54/86 but I cannot find where those numbers come from so they might be made up (though good for them making her assier, if only at the bare minimum). She does have a really curvy body though, which helps out quite a bit. Her lower half is good in particular, with her fairly shapely legs. But she is very much the ass girl of the series, despite the studio trying to hide it from fans. She had a really good scene in the first season which made her look assy, and she got a lot of great ass fan art. Sadly Cecilia's official art wasn't as assy, and she got less moments in the series which is also unfortunate. Her official art took years to get an ass shot, and even then she was losing her top which is really dumb as it's as if they are trying to hide the fact that she's the ass girl. Or maybe it's to do with how much the series trolls her (and Lingyin as well) which is unfortunate. She even had a nickname of CeSHIRIa and while she could become a lot bigger she is one of the first noticeable member of sniper girls being assy (granted Shizuru from Godannar was the first, but Cecilia is more "modern" and may have started the trend). There is also a nice moment in the World Purge OVA where in her dream world she has Ichika not only fondle her ass but compliment it on becoming bigger! It's always great to see bigger female asses getting complimented, and Cecilia overall does really well despite the official art having so many issues as she deserves better! Especially her fat ojou ass!
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned earlier despite being an ass girl Cecilia gets trolled pretty hard. She's pretty busty, though as far as the girls go Houki is bigger despite being a broom. Officially she has too many mamocentric scenes and as mentioned before she gets trolled far too much too. She does show her bare chest though her nipples are somewhat covered by her hair curls so boo cover hair being forced. It's a shame that Cecilia has so many issues here as she deserves better, and overall she deserves to show off her fat ass more instead! Leave chest scenes to the other girls (or remove them), at least without taking their ass scenes.
Grade: C+

===Clothes===
This is one area where Cecilia really shows off thanks to all the great (and not so great) outfits she has. The main one is the school uniform which consists of a military-like outfit with a white dress with red bits and black frills around the collar, cuffs, and trim. She has a longer skirt than the other girls it seems, and she also wears what appear to be pantyhose but upon further looking are leggings which are sorta meh. Pantyhose just aren't the same without the feet part, even if I'm not into feet. Cecilia's IS uniform is better, as not only does it look like a sukumizu with the basic shape but the blue color matches as well. She also wears a blue bikini though sadly with a pareo and it's not like it's removed to show a thong or gets blasted off with a fart or something either. Pareos should be banned. She also wears cute dresses including a wedding one which is always nice, and we can't forget her sexy bunny outfit which is blue to match her character color as well. She even wears proper pantyhose to be even better! Other outfits include pajamas (both the proper and nightgown varieties), a maid, a teacher, a sheep bikini, a horny succubus, miko, nurse, and multiple Santa outfits. The official art certainly helps, even if once again she gets sadly trolled and should show her fat ass off more and more often! She could use a lot more ass-focused outfits too, but she still does quite well when it comes to variety. Overall Cecilia is helped by a certain amount of tight sexy outfits like the bunny suit and IS uniform, and a shame for the more mamocentric and problematic ones too!
Grade: B+

: Oh ho ho~ It is no surprise that I have done so well here~

*She stands up, showing off her enormous ass. Cecilia even pats her fat ass, which had grown even further. Her fingers seem to sink into her assflab, making her cheeks jiggle as she's barely able to carry her enormous assweight.*

Zettai: MMPPHHH!

: Be patient, Zettai. I know that you enjoy being my chair and slave, but I cannot keep you close to me all the time either! Even though you make for such a lovely seat.

I know, I can't smell your unladylike farts!

: But of course, only the best in flatulence control is worthy of my large posterior~ It's also useful that he can carry me even though I have grown to such a size.

: That it has, and I'm already a little jealous. I can only imagine what you'll look like when your ass is fully grown.

: No doubt excellent, as is expected of my huge posterior~ Though it is troubling that I did not do better...

I mean I cannot add your growth in the blog due to not being canon. I can only count official things, or things that are so common among the fans that they are official in the case of Touhou girls.

: That makes me think of the AVGN's reviews of the games yet again...

: Do not think of Marisa's rear as she is fall smaller than mine!

*Cecilia shows off, even shaking her hips in a glorious jiggly fashion.*

That's true, especially now. You would have done an excellent job if not for two problems.

: What? I do not know what you speak of! I have no issues with my large backside!

That may be the case, but sadly there are issues still. Not with your body, but as I've mentioned numerous times the main issue is that the series didn't understand that you were the ASS GIRL. Instead you somehow became the second, or so, chest girl. That issue also included official art as well, which is really unfortunate for you as it took so long for an underwhelming ass shot! They really needed to treat your ass better, showing it off more but leave it to anime studios to get things so wrong. Then it trickles down like a waterfall to stupidity and ends up with MAL being made of a bunch of idiots!

: That must be why so many good girls lack images! Or why terrible series and characters are popular!

Exactly. All because Cecilia didn't get great ass shots or official images!

: That sounds quite the stretch, but if society was ruined due to me not showing my rump allow me to do so~

*Cecilia then bends over, jiggling her cheeks. However, due to how large her ass had expanded her outfit breaks. Nothing “serious” is showing if you catch my drift, and she cutely covers her cheeks as well as she can with her hands though they barely cover anything.*

: EEK! I was not expecting m-my backside to grow so large!

But it looks so good! You shouldn't hide it, as you look great and your hands are barely covering anything.

: I do suppose that is true, but I was worried I would show more than intended.

: Don't worry, though too bad Lingyin isn't here to oil your ass. Granted she'd need to spend an hour per cheek with how large you've become...

: Such praise! I am quite proud of my huge ass! Though I do apologize for showing off my chest so much.

Don't worry about it, I imagine you didn't enjoy doing it either. A shame that the official people didn't understand that you were the ass girl. Sinpers are assy, as it allows them to sit still for a long time to aim!

: What about Mine?

I mean you aren't a sniper Riri, but with an ass like yours I can imagine that it would be easy for you.

: Thank you for... *blushes* W-wait, that's not what I meant! I meant Mine, from Akane ga Kill!

I mean I could see her being an ass girl of that series as it's lacking one, and most of the other characters are mamocentric. But boo Takohiro regardless!

: Indeed, though do not forget about me either~

*She shakes her ass to show off, still with nothing showing except her enormous and glorious cheeks.*

So big and jiggly... N-no, I can't become distracted! I still need to talk about your clothing. You have a lot of good ones, and being fair the blue in your outfit does go well with your eyes as I mentioned earlier. And of course your tight outfits, especially the ones that show off your ass, are really great.

: Granted Topaz prefers a certain other blue-eyed girl in a blue bunny costume that's more recent...

Leave my silly preferences out of this. Cecilia is the one that we need to focus on today, especially with Zettai's anniversary blog this week!

: That is true, and on the topic of Zettai I do suppose that I should give him some air. He's squirming so much, and he loves my powerful fragrances more than any other air~

Zettai: MMPPPHH!

*Cecilia then sits her huge now-bare ass against Zettai's face, smothering his head once again. His nose enters her ass further too, pleasing her so much that she could not hold in her flatulence though fortunately he was able to absorb it all.*

BBBBBBTTTTHHHHWWWWAAAAUUURRRTTT

: AH~ It feels so good to let out my unladylike warmth like that. And I am sure that you enjoy it as well, do you not Zettai?

Zettai: MMPPHH!

: It sounds like he's enjoying it, but believe us we're glad that he's able to absorb it so well too.

Certainly. Though now that we've discussed most of your topics how about we continue with the blog?

: It is a shame that my blog shall end, but I do look forward to hearing what you think of me. Go on, Topaz! Tell me your opinions!

Then let us continue!

*With that Topaz does just that, picking up with the blog where he left off.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Cecilia has a surprisingly sad background as while she is an ojou she is also an orphan. She is a transfer student from Britain and is a talented girl in addition to being extremely rich. She is trying hard to make her late parents happy and prove how great her family's IS can be as well as defending her family's money from others. She also wants to repay them, as apparently later light novels also mention that the reason they were killed is due to being executed for treason due to needing a core to help Cecilia's heart problem or something similar. That said the anime cuts a lot of that out and pushes it to the side, which is really unfortunate as it also does the same with Cecilia. It's a shame as she's such a good, hard-working girl that deserved more fair treatment like Lingyin needs as well! Cecilia has a wonderful noble personality including using ojou speech, which is great and she even uses "desu wa" it seems too. It's unfortunate that she's a bad cook, not just because it is a terrible and overused trope but because it's also making fun of British cooking as well. Her IS is called the Blue Tears and specializes in sniping and using funnels to attack from multiple angles. Cecilia is voiced by Yukane who does a really great job with her, doing her proper speech very well. She's done other girls such as C.C. from Geass, Teletha from Full Metal Panic, Kazehana from Sekirei, and even Honoka from the original PreCure. Overall Cecilia is a really great character though I wish a lot of her development wasn't either cut out or put later in the non-animated portions as she deserves better. She's a great noble lady and works hard for her family, and being an assy sniper at the same time doesn't hurt either!
Grade: B

===Libido==
Cecilia does quite well in this area, though it is helpful that most of the girls in the series are a little aggressive. Granted they could always be better, especially with the background of the series stating that women were dominant and in control, but at least it's an improvement over a lot of series these days. Hopefully bullying series stop soon... Regardless Cecilia is a really great girl and appeals in various sexy ways which includes asking the lead to oil her back with her ass taking up a good amount of the screen and wearing bunny cosplay as mentioned earlier. Her (late) father wants her to marry a strong man, but it's unfortunate that she wants to marry Ichika instead. Apparently in the novels she has a wet dream while thinking that he took her virginity, and her roommate even complained about the noise she was making! Overall being more aggressive and even using her ass to help seduce her love makes Cecilia quite strong here though she really deserved a more center stage.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Cecilia is a first year high school girl like most of the other girls in the series. This puts her at about 15-16 approximately, and I'm not sure if the girls age up in the light novels or not (it is possible). I will mention that I am at least grading her a little better than the prior girls but that's mainly due to my tastes becoming open so don't read too much into it. Oh, and her birthday is Christmas Eve meaning December 24th; not that it is too important but it is unfortunate for her gifts I suppose and I appreciate the date being listed. Overall while there isn't much to say about Cecilia do know that she does quite well when it comes to her age.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 75
Average score: 8.3
Final Grade: B

And that is the blog for the week. What do you think of it, Cecilia?

FFFFFTTTTHHHWWWEEEUUURRRTTTT

*Cecilia blushes as she lets out a huge fart. Fortunately Zettai is able to absorb all of her deadly gases, but the ojou still looks very embarrassed.*

: T-that is not my opinion at all, Topaz! It was merely bad timing on my body's part!

Don't worry, I understand. You were just giving Zettai some of his well-deserved air.

: And I'm glad that you didn't do that where WE could smell it...

: My wind is of the highest caliber, and you would be proud to smell it. However, only Zettai is able to.

Zettai: MMPPHH!

Sounds like he's enjoying it at least. Hopefully he enjoyed the blog, as did you.

: But of course. You were talking about me, so how could I not?

Because I unfortunately don't know a lot about you and had to use outside sources which may not be completely accurate?

: I am sure that Zettai did a good job with his blog.

: Topaz means more about the non-anime portions. I blame the anime misunderstanding and pushing you to the side sadly.

Agreed! We could have gotten a lot more of Cecilia and her ojou nature like with Lingyin and her childhood friend. Unfortunately much like her ass they took it on themselves to hide it as much as they could and push it to the side...

: It does seem that you enjoy me at least and gave me a good score.

That I did, though I will say that Zettai likes you more. Not only are you an assy sniper but you're an ojou too, and a hard working one and occasionally GAR at that! Granted that requires the show to actually USE you but still.

: I thank you for your kind words, though it seems that you do not appreciate me lacking the ability to cook.

Well there are a lot of jokes involving Britain dishes being terrible, though I assume they don't know American meals. Also that's like THE dump stat for anime girls and is overused to the point of being annoying. Who would want the same joke hundreds of times?

: Anyone who's read your blogs...

Fair point, but it's still an annoying trope. Luckily your age does quite nicely even if I do prefer older girls, and your libido does quite well too. You could do better, but I blame that more on the series and the idiots in charge rather than you.

: Thank you for not blaming me. I only wish to show off my large posterior and be praised for it, which you have done perfectly well.

I'm glad to be helpful, even if it took a long time. And I thought waiting for good official ass art of you took a while!

: Don't beat yourself up, Topaz. At least you had a good occasion to talk about Cecilia. That said, now that the anniversary blog for Zettai is done how about we get going on with the plot?

Why would we do that? This is a special occasion and we shouldn't interrupt their fun...

: I suppose that is true, I know he gets irritated about having too much plot, but we can't just ignore that we got attacked last week! Cecilia even saved us with her sniper ability!

: Ah yes. I do suppose that you need to discuss the heart-shaped monster. I am sure you are curious as to why I knew about that.

That I am!

: It is thanks to a fellow ojou of mine, though this one seems to be based in Japan. Perhaps I shall take you to her place, as I am sure that you would not be able to meet her ordinarily.

Sounds like quite the powerful family she has!

: But of course. One should not underestimate the might of the clover family!

Clover...?

: I do not know what silly language it is in... Yotsuba?

OH NO! NOT AGAIN!

*Topaz gets into the fetal position, rocking himself.*

: Topaz, I doubt it's THAT family. You've already done all the girls anyway, especially with how terrible many of them are and they're likely gone for good.

: I do not know why you are so frightened of that. Is the color yellow your weakness?

No, I'm not a Green Lantern... Wait, that means that it's a different girl!

: But of course.

Then let's get going! It sounds like we're going to have an exciting time!

: My heart is going “Doki-Doki” already!

*With that Cecilia picks up Topaz and Ririchiyo, flying off towards their next blog. Cecilia senses something is amiss though.*

: Huh... How strange, I feel like I'm forgetting something...

Don't worry, I'm sure that whatever it is will be there when we get back.

*Meanwhile back at the restaurant they were seated at a certain someone feels lonely.*

Zettai: mmmmpphhh....

*Someone familiar comes by to pick him up fortunately.*

: So this is where you've been, I've been looking all over! Now come on, if we don't hurry the other girls will beat that one Theater game you like so much.

*With that Raika places a collar on Zettai and pulls him away. However, where could Topaz be headed and who is this mysterious ojou that is coming next time? Be sure to tune in next time!*