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This is the Four-hundredth-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Airi finally make it inside the walking mechanical Colosseum. Luckily thanks to her wraith-like ability they were not seen, but she is currently peaching Topaz.*

MMMPH!

: SHH! You know what will happen if one of Aldra's troops manages to find us!

MMPH!

: I don't CARE how much it smells, deal with it!

MMPHH....

: Don't fall unconscious either!

*They sneak around some more, making sure not to awaken the sleeping Esdeath in the next room.*

: ZZZZ... Yes... Beg for mercy... Snooorrreee....

*The two sneak by without any trouble. They make it to the prison and shut the door behind them before heading inside further.*

: Alright, seems that we're in the clear-

*Airi is stopped in mid-sentence as a sword is pointed at her face.*

: Thou hath abandoned us, but you come seeking asylum? I say neigh!

: Horse-related jokes aside I come bearing a great hero.

*Airi pulls Topaz, whose face was deep between her buttocks. They jiggle from his head getting popped out from between them. His eyes are dizzy from the rank scent, but he shakes out of it quickly.*

Man, that stunk!

: Thou art correct, as Airi hath quite the aroma. Especially from her rear end.

: Well at least my butt is sexy and plump, unlike YOUR disgusting ass!

: I art not a donkey!

*Topaz gets between the two.*

Ladies, calm down! We don't want Esdeath to wake up.

: Pardon me, I was ruder than I should be.

: Don't mention it, as I wasn't too kind either...

So where are the girls I'm supposed to free?

???: We're over here!

*Two voices are heard inside a jail cell. Topaz and Airi go over and Airi unlocks it. She even undoes the bracers holding Konoka in place.*

: Finally! Those were so unfashionable!

: True, but they'd also make you explode if you attempted to escape.

: That's another problem with them. But, as I promised a week ago I'll allow you to do my blog!

: I am against it, but I am not able to say much either as you did come to rescue us. Just don't be rude to ojou-sama.

Don't worry, I'll hopefully be better. And as you can see, this week's blog is...



???: I hear someone starting a blog out there... Could it be...?

*A sheet is taken off a loli in the corner. Soon she reveals her identity...*

Ririchiyo...

*Topaz nearly tears up from the reunion. He goes over and hugs her.*

: Hey! No reason to be mushy, idiot. (Though I certainly missed you too...)

*Riri rolls her eyes but blushes, indicating this is more her trying to avert her eyes.*

So what have you been up to since we were separated?

: You know, this and that...

Hey! Why are you such a higher level than me in Go?!

: Somehow being trapped in a moving Colosseum is really good at finding stops... But it is good to see that you're finally here to rescue me..

Of course I do. So where's Criet?

*Everyone looks down.*

That's never a good sign.

: She got captured by Esdeath, and I'm pretty sure she got turned into crystal.

: I'm just glad that she hasn't realized that Konoka holds much more magical energy than that elf girl.

: Thanks! It means a lot that I'm with you too!

*Konoka snuggles against Setsuna, flustering the swordsgirl.*

: AIE! T-this wasn't wh-what I meant!

So should Konoka get off?

: I-I do not mind it. Just get on with the blog, Topaz.

I suppose that I should... Here goes!

Head
Hair: Konoka has really beautiful hair for my tastes. First things first is that it's long and flowing, waving out a bit in a gentle, flowing style. Her hair does extend past her hips, but I don't think it's detrimental to fanservice either. Her sides are also long, extending past her chest and look pretty as well. Of course, as an ojou she has a hime cut and that too looks quite fantastic. She does have a bit of a ring of light around her head, but a lot of characters in the series have that I think and it's just to show how straight her bangs are. Her hair is wonderful and black, but a problem arises as the anime doesn't follow that and tends to give her a dark brown color instead. That change is about the only thing keeping the wonderful hime-cut Konoka from a perfect score. She also has occasional differences, such as having decorations like cat ears during the festival, and when dressed up she has her hair up in a bun.
Grade: A

: You would keep Konoka from a perfect score just because her hair is not dark enough?! Prepare to die!

*She unsheathes her sword, but Konoka calms her down.*

: It's alright, I don't mind.

: Yeah, don't kill Topaz!

Thanks, Ririchiyo.

: At least let him finish the blog. I'm curious to see how it ends. (Hopefully he understands that's just a j-joke...)

Oh... Well, let's continue then.

Eyes: To balance out Setsuna's strong tsurime Konoka has a pair of big tarame eyes. They fit her personality well and look very cute. They aren't what I'd prefer, but I couldn't see her with a more rough-looking eye shape. Her eyes are brown too, which means that in the anime versions her hair matches which is a good thing. I'm not sure if Konoka wore glasses at all, sadly (blame my poor memory). In the SHAFT version Konoka also occasionally has what I would call "pudding cup" eyes. That means that her eyes are U-shaped with the tops connected with a thick line, and usually happens when she's suspicious or deep in thought. I imagine that they did this on purpose to reference a previous SHAFT anime (like they needed to reference Pani Poni Dash more, though).
Grade: B-

Face: Konoka is quite cute, but at the same time she's also not too outstanding either. This makes her sorta generic, which isn't bad but she's not quite memorable. Konoka's dot nose is still a plus in my book, and I like her optimism as she often has a wide smile. She also has a nice rounded head-shape with soft-looking cheeks.
Grade: B

Body
Build: Speaking of cheeks-

*Topaz is once again threatened by a large sword.*

: You better not be saying anything perverse about Ojousama!

: But Setsuna! It wouldn't be fair if you made him unable to continue! You got yours completed!

: Yeah, but didn't Setsuna try to kill him THEN too?

: I just don't want people to know more than they should...

Don't worry, I'll be kind. Hopefully.

*Setsuna lowers her sword reluctantly.*

Anyway, as I was saying Konoka has a fairly nice backside. But first we'll talk about her measurements. She's 152 cm and 67.6 kg. I don't mind weight but do appreciate the specifics, and with that height she's 1 cm taller than her proper love interest technically. Her three measurements are 73/54/76, which means that her hips are bigger than her chest. She does get a few nice shots of her backside, including one time where she gets spanked by a villain. Or when Setsuna stared at her butt like a lot in the summer OVA. Not that I'm surprised as it is nice, and as said by the spanker Konoka does have a nice pale butt (the rest of her is pale too, giving the impression of a Japanese beauty like Setsuna). I can't remember if there's any specific buttshots in the manga, but I'm sure that there were. Other than that Konoka has a slim figure, with alright limbs that don't stand out too well.
Grade: B+

Chest: As said previously, Konoka does have a smaller chest than hips. This isn't a problem, but it sure seems that she's not as flat as she could be. Even with the great buttshot in the previously mentioned OVA she still gets jiggle, and when we see her using candy her chest seems to get a lot larger (it's not as easy to notice in the actual epilogue though). Like the other characters I imagine that if Konoka did show her bare chest she wouldn't have nipples either, which is an art choice I don't mind but I suppose that it does hurt her. She really should have had more butt-service, I think.
Grade: C+

Clothes: As with the others, Konoka likely has a lot of outfits I'm forgetting. But her main one is of course the Mahora Academy uniform (copy pasted): which consists of a brown blazer with white shirt underneath, red neck tie and plaid skirt, and short socks. Again better legwear would help. She also wears a nurse uniform in the school festival as well as a black goth loli-like outfit with cat ears and tail (as well as thighhighs). She has both school swimsuits and a variety of swimsuits (including a white bikini, a yellow one piece with "Happy Life" written on it", and a green bikini with side ties). She also wears a moe shirt at a time as well as a lot of traditional kimonos (as she's a classic ojou). She also has a lot of cute casual outfits, though no really stand out. When she's using her powers she seems to have a miko-like outfit, though the sort with talismans-onmyouji I think it's called. Konoka also has fans in this outfit. She also wears a maid uniform with apron, but sadly she wears a corset so the chest portion looks like it stands out a bit more than it should. Speaking of aprons...

: DON'T SAY IT!

In Setsuna's dream world it seems she wants Konoka to wear a naked apron!

: NOOO!

It's alright, we all understand it. Finally, as far as official art goes Konoka has worn a race queen outfit and a lot of Santa outfits (including both versions with hats and one with a bow). Overall she's very strong, especially with the naked apron and other sexy outfits. Oh, and before I forget her suka form in Negima!? is a koala. I'm not sure why either (really that should have been Satsuki, who was a squirrel).
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Konoka is the grand-daughter of the headmaster of Mahora academy, and is part of one of the most powerful families in Japan: the Konoe family. She's from Kyoto, which means that she has a Kansai accent (though I'm not sure if that's taken in account in the official English versions or not). Speaking of voice she's voiced by Ai Nonaka who does a great job (Konoka's English VA is Monica Rial who isn't bad either but still). Anyway, despite having such a deep and powerful family Konoka is surprisingly down to Earth. She's extremely sweet and kind-hearted, and always wants to see the best in people. She's the balancing force between Asuna and Negi in the beginning, and enjoys doing most of the household chores like cooking. In a way I guess Konoka is somewhat motherly, specifically when it comes to Negi who she gets roomed with. She's also slightly air-headed, but in a good way and sometimes it's hard to tell if she's just pretending to be as dense as she is since she's quite smart. She's in both the Library exploration team as well as the fortune-teller club, and really enjoys the supernatural.
Of course, we can't forget how much magical power Konoka has. As said before she has a LOT of latent energy, and is an extremely powerful healer. She even gets an artifact based on healing, though it does have limits (the body being intact being the main one, I think). It does have effects though, as the receiver may become ill from just HOW MUCH magic Konoka has. She even heals Negi's petrified hometown in the epilogue. Because the anime series were done so early on, Konoka's artifact does have different effects including making a whip of fortune-telling sticks or manipulating water with her fans. Overall she's a great girl, but I don't remember her doing much besides healing in the last parts of the series. I don't mind healers, so don't think it's that, but rather I think she drops off in character growth early on and doesn't seem to show off her personality too much later on.
Grade: B

Libido: Konoka is sorta low as far as libido goes, maybe. The problem is that it's hard to tell where her innocence ends and actual teasing begins. First up comes the early ships; Negi is shipped with Konoka slightly during the Omiai chapter where he helps her escape from an arrange marriage, and Asuna is her roommate and they're close friends as well. Of course, what's obvious is her pairing with Setsuna. The two are childhood friends and it's deeply implied that they get married to each other. UQ Holder messes this up a bit, as said back in Setsuna's blog, but luckily there's younger versions of them that seem to be descendants that is pretty much proof that they get together. As for their actual relationship, it's unknown how much Konoka intentionally teases Setsuna (as it seems to be a hobby of hers) and how innocent she actually is. That said they do have a mutual yuri relationship and in fact Konoka is the one who didn't have a problem kissing for the Pactio.
Grade: B-

Age: Like the others before her, Konoka is in middle school and is between 14-15 in the series. Her actual birthday is March 18th of 1989, which makes her slightly younger than her love interest by a couple of months. That said Konoka does seem to enjoy taking the age-changing pills during the chapter they're introduced. We see her change to 18, 7, 21, and an infant. Konoka is also about 21 or so in the epilogue, though we don't see too much of that.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 72
Average score: 8
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week.

: Hmmm...I'm not sure what to think. I would like if Ojousama had earned some more points, but with a lower score like this I imagine there would be fewer miscreants after her...

: Don't worry, Set-chan. Any person trying to get me will have to go through you first.

Both in battle and in love!

: L-L-LOVE!? Why are y-you bringing that up?

*Setsuna flusters as Airi lets out a sigh.*

: As much as I like seeing her fluster around like that, we really should be going. Where's that friend of yours, Centorea?

: Papi is being kept in the highest prison. Apparently Aldra-sama enjoys watching her escape attempts fail...

: Alright. Then we'll head up that way.

: Do not worry, I shall protect these two until thy has made thy escape.

: Are you questioning my sword skills?

: No, I merely know that mine hoofs wouldst make too much noise going up the steps. But I hold Papi's freedom in thy hands.

Good, so me and Airi will meet you all down here once we have her.

: Don't worry, I'm coming too! I've spent enough time away, and I don't trust Topaz alone with a girl with such a large butt!

: I'd be more suspicious if it was Zettai though.

Certainly. But let's head out!

*Topaz, Ririchiyo, and Airi head up the stairs as quietly as possible. They eventually make outside the room that Papi seems to be in.*

: Alright, this looks like the spot!

???: OH ho ho! I should have known that when there was an intruder it would be someone like YOU Topaz...

That voice...

: It sounds so dominant and butty!

???: That's right, Topaz...