This is the Three-hundredth-seventy-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
*We begin in Topaz's house. Topaz himself is in the kitchen stirring a pot with a big smile on his face. Riri and Kimiko are relaxing in the living room.*
: Welcome back everyone. As you can see, as punishment for all Topaz has done the past few blogs I had to put him to work.
: It's kinda relaxing being able to push him around like this. I could get used to it.
*Topaz emerges and hands the two girls their meals. He still has a huge smile.*
: Thanks!
: Hey, what's that huge smile for?
: Probably something dumb.
I gained a level and my HP increased by 60 between blogs!
: Huh? I don't get it...
: Time to open the big book of Emperortopaz faqs.
*Kimiko pulls out a large book from the table by the couch they were sitting on. After the two flip through it they get to the "statistics" page.*
: Let's see here... Eyes... personality...
: Here it is! It's "breasts".
: Because of course it is...
Hey, it's not my fault that perfect scores level me up!
: It's not the score I'm mad about, it's what happened BETWEEN then and now! I feel like I should punish you further!
: Empry, you're so lucky.
I know, I know. But that sort of thing should not be as common this year.
: True, you've had a lot of disgusting blogs last year.
Right, so I'm turning over a new leaf!
: But then Isabelle will be angry-wait, no. Though speaking of heavy loans like in Animal Crossing, weren't you supposed to be doing some sort of Endless Cross School work or something?
Yeah, but I imagine that they won't be in any sort of rush. I mean, it's not like they're going to crash into my house or something!
: You're tempting fate...
*The sound of heavy machinery is heard pulled up towards Topaz's house. It goes silent for a short time before a loud crashing sound effect is heard.*
OH NO!
*Topaz rushes off to investigate, the two lolis right behind him. He makes it to the kitchen.*
Oh phew. I was afraid we would have had to replace the kitchen again.
: Wait, it was on the other side of the house!
The bathroom!
: Rika was in there!
Oh...
: I highly doubt that was her, no matter how gassy she becomes!
I suppose, but with her who can really be sure.
: Even so, we should check on her.
*The trio rush to the bathroom. There they see Rika standing in front of the door adjusting her skirt.*
See, I knew it was just Rika.
: You can even notice the visible cloud exiting the bathroom too!
: Ha ha ha. Very funny. Really though, I was in there just minding my own business and suddenly this TANK bursts through the wall! It nearly scared the fart right out of me!
: "Nearly"? So we should be safe then?
: Believe me, if I HAD released none of you would be conscious.
Plus Zettai would be mad that you released his fermented gas so easily! But that's enough talking, it's time to see who this intruder is!
*Topaz opens the door and instantly notices that indeed, a tank has burst through the wall. The barrel is pointing right at him, as well. As he is taken aback a voice is heard over the tank's loud speaker.*
???: Are you the one that they call "Topaz"?
That I am.
: So am I!
???: ..."Emperor Topaz" is the one that I want.
That's still me.
???: I see then. Then allow me to introduce myself. You see, I am...
*A curvy meganekko emerges from the tank. She carefully climbs down the tank, but as she steps on the ground she trips on a puddle (left from the burst pipes) and lands on her butt.*
???: Ow! My butt!
Hello, "Ow My Butt". You have a very unusual name.
???: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!
*She starts to stand up, wobbling and using the tank for support.*
Fine then. If you're not alright I'm sure I can kiss your butt better.
???: Grrr, enough! Just let me introduce myself as...
: COLONEL ARIA GRUMMANS, of the Krakozhia Dukedom!
: Really Topaz? She was the best meganekko you could get from the winter 2015 series?
: I know. You could have had that one great ship miko meganekko! Or another ship meganekko! Mmm... Portholes...
: Right, we could have even had it fit in far better for a New Years Day-ish blog by visiting a shrine or something.
: Hey. I'm the only miko allowed here. Though I do agree that there were probably better picks.
Probably, but the big problem is that a lot of the meganekkos in this season are going to have a future second season sometime. And that includes the ship show, the chemist meganekko, and even a partial-meganekko blond game artist!
: Okay, while this show probably won't get a second season. And the OVA is less than interesting as well.
Right, at least for Aria here.
: Thanks you. At least SOMEone acknowledges I'm here. Even if it's the one that I was sent to collect debts for.
I think you kinda lost that privilege the minute you slammed a TANK against my house! Can you imagine how much this will cost to fix?
: Don't worry, the government will pay for any collateral damage.
: Yeah, but until then where am I going to find a toilet?
Spain!
*Rika glares at Topaz with angry veins.*
: I somehow don't think that I'll get in time.
Nonsense, just use Muirasan over there!
: Ara!
: You still have that thing?!
: To be fair I think she just kinda wandered in after the wall came down.
: Great, now we're getting wild Puchis wandering in. If any sort of Yukkuri comes in I'm out.
*Ahem* Anyway, before you cart me off would you allow me to do your blog?
: I suppose so. I was told beforehand to allow you to blog me if asked.
: Wait, the government allows that?!
Don't worry, I imagine that it won't take long. But we can't forget that...
*In celebration she claps her hands. The Miurasan on Rika's head takes notice and starts teleporting.*
: HEY! WHERE DO YOU THI-
*She disappears.*
: Well, I hope that she comes back soon.
: And possibly slightly lighter.
: Enough horseplay. It's time to blog me!
This is just how we do things around here.
: You'd be surprised at how effective it is.
Right. But for now, let's take a look at today's girl...
Head
Hair: Aria has twintails on each side of her head. They're somewhat thick and seem to have small black ribbons to hold them on. Luckily this is the style of twintails I do like. Even better is that her twintails seem to reach past her hips, perhaps (and even as far as her knees). She also has blonde hair, not too bad but not too spectacular either. The shading could use some work perhaps, but that seems to be a problem with the anime as a whole. Probably her worst feature are her bangs. Not that they're bad, but they do look too dome-like for my tastes. And sadly that doesn't mean that she has blunt bangs, her bangs are spiky and she even has one long middle one. Due to her twintails her head doesn't seem to be well-framed, and her sides are limp and look a lot like noodles. Overall it isn't too troubling, but the flaws with the art style are fairly easy to see.
Grade: C+
Eyes: Aria's eyes are somewhat nice, but like another “Nice” meganekko she does have a deep flaw. First the positives: I do like Aria's blue eyes (though I do admit that blue-eyed blondes are overdone), and her tsurime is extremely strong (at least at times). They are quite large in comparison to her face, though that may just be due to the shape of her face (and I'll get to that next). But the main problem is, of course, the fact that she has a scar under her left eye. It isn't extremely noticeable, especially in the anime, but it is there and (at least as far as the anime is concerned) they really don't give a reason why. It's in the center of her eye and eyelid, going from her eyebrow or so to her cheekbone, though I will mention it's odd that her eye doesn't seem to be affected (which is good, mind you). Aria does wear glasses, of course. Sadly they are a poor pair, with a seemingly missing nose piece and lack of frames. Even then the lenses themselves are small and oval, looking somewhat more like reading glasses than normal ones.
Grade: C+
Face: As mentioned before, Aria's head is odd-shaped. I think the intention was to make her look like a chibi (like the art style suggests), but it makes her head is top-heavy. It almost looks like her brain is too big for her head, and while you may say that's just her hair it still seems too much compared to her cheeks. The small features, including a dot nose, do help but that's also a problem as it seems like her eyes are crowding her other features out. Or at least the curve of her eyes as her cheeks don't do much to bring shape back.
Grade: C
: Hey, not to interrupt the blog, but I wonder how Rika's doing...
*As if summoned, Rika and Miurasan appear back in the oddly-spacious and partially-destroyed bathroom.*
: Ara~
*The Miurasan escapes, going back into the "wild".*
: Phew, that was certainly an adventure.
Are you feeling better?
: That I am, thanks for asking. Though it seems that you're still in the middle of the blog.
That I am.
: Right. And the faster you finish the sooner I'll be able to take you to the school.
Then I'd better do it slowly....
: Do it RIGHT, Topaz! (I can't believe I have to say that to him.)
Anything you say Riri.
*She flusters.*
Now, on with the blog!
==Meanwhile, in the Touhou universe==
*A familiar pink rabbit-eared girl lets out a yawn in front of the Scarlet mansion. She's accompanied by two other curvy females.*
: This is totes boring! Why are we here again?
*The twintail maid speaks up.*
Maid: Aldra told us to, do you need another reasons?
*The dark-skinned Egyptian girl continues.*
Egyptian: If you need a further reason, it's because we're on the look out for Topaz. We've recently acquired information that Topaz was somewhere in this universe. As a result we're going to go "visit" his favorite girl from the series.
Maid: You know what, I feel as though I'm not getting enough credit like this...
: Wait, don't do that! Aldra wants your name to be hidden until a notable moment!
Egyptian: Right, like if you were dealt a mortal wound or need to get a really powerful attack.
Maid: Poppycock. And it doesn't matter as Topaz isn't around and his readers probably already know. I'm going to introduce myself...
*The maid lifts her head out of shadows.*
: For I am AIRI!
: You sure are, Fufufu...
: I don't mean like that!
Egyptian: I concur. We're lucky we were outside after a burst like that.
: Right, it's almost as bad as the legendary flower of stench!
: My farts aren't that bad, guys!
: Say that after you've stood downwind of yourself. Am I right, er, "Egyptian" or whatever? That's a really dumb name to call someone, really.
Egyptian: I concur, thus I shall introduce myself as well.
*The Egyptian girl also lifts her head out of shadows.*
: I am Menace, Ancient queen of Amara!
: Hey! What's the big commotion over here? I was, er, totally not napping on my job and was woken-er, I mean I noticed a bunch of introductions over here!
*The red haired guard Meiling has spotted the three.*
: Oh no! She's spotted us! And I didn't even see an exclamation mark over her head!
: Don't be silly, then she'd challenge us to a Pok*mon contest.
: I have no clue as to those references, but I believe that being resurrected after centuries may be the reason...
: References aside, I'm going to have to ask you three to leave the premises.
: And if we refuse?
*Meiling gets into a battle stance, her fist in front.*
: Well then, I'll have to get physical.
: Perfect. I was just saying how bored I was.
: Wait!
: What is it now?
: We need to reserve our trump card for the final boss! We can't have you going all out this early!
: Fair point. She doesn't look too difficult either.
: Allow me to defeat her. I am always looking to increase the kingdom of Amara. Perhaps she would need some training so she would be a better guard.
: NEVER! I'm a good guard as-is, and I'll prove it to you!
*Little does Meiling notice Airi as an ethereal ghost and Melona in goo-form sneak past behind her.*
: I do not think you are as good as you expect...
: What are you talking about?
: Well, behind you.
: I won't fall for that sort of trick! Sakuya taught me well!
: I do suppose that there is an odd sort of honor in not turning away from a battle.
: Certainly. Now, prepare to take this: Mountain Breaker! Yaaaaaah!
*Meiling swings her fist at Menace. She avoids just barely, but she's still blasted backwards. Menace still easily stands, only being slightly dirty from the attack.*
: Fufufu. I was able to avoid it in time. Now, prepare for THIS! Royal Headbutt!
*Menace leaps into the air and flies head-first at Meiling.*
: Colorful Rain!
*Meiling shoots colorful energy bullets at Menace, but she avoids them (as well as avoiding falling out of her top, somehow). Once Menace is close Meiling puts up a guard but at the last second Menace flips over and falls butt-first. She lands on Meiling, leaving a crater around the duo.*
: What fun! But I know you are not done for.
: Fufufu, you're right. BRILLIANT LIGHT GEM!
*Meiling uses a powerful self-centered energy blast, blowing Menace away yet again. The dark-skinned girl wipes blood off her lips as she staggers to stand up.*
: Face it, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
: Again with the odd references. But no matter. I still have my secret weapon...
*Menace pulls out a vial from the back of her striped panties.*
: What sort of thing are you pulling out of your butt now?
: How filthy! I was merely keeping it warm between my cheeks, and not inside
: Meh, specifics. So what does that do?
: It is difficult to explain, so I'll just show you. CATCH!
*Menace tosses the vial at Meiling's feet. She puts up her arms to block, but a purple mist covers Meiling's body. Soon she's encased in crystal, much like Aldra's previous enemies.*
: Seems Aldra's essence really does work. Shame she was only able to give us a small amount though, and it is quite unfortunate that I cannot make this girl a subject of Amara either. Oh well, I guess I shall wait here until the other girls return.
*Menace relaxes against the gate wall, next to the crystallized Meiling.*
Body
Build: Aria does have a fairly curvy body. However, her waist seems too thin and, as a result of the art style, her body is too simplified. I may just have a problem with the art style and its exaggerated looks, but it does seem to me that she doesn't fit the art style too well. Her legs might have some curve too, but outside of the area below she doesn't show off too much. I will say that it is nice that she's taller than the lead, though.
Grade: C
Breasts: Being the bustiest member of the cast Aria shows off her breasts quite a bit (even for such a short series). She's fairly bouncy and gives marshmallowing hugs quite a bit. That said it's a shame that she eventually became defined by her chest (or perhaps she started that way). Her chest doesn't fit her body shape too well either, reminding me of what someone may draw as a female stick figure though it's not quite that bad.
Grade: C+
Clothes: Aria has two outfits, though I'm not sure if there's more in the manga or not. The first, her main one, consists of a green suit with skirt, a white shirt underneath, and black thighhighs. Her panties and bra match, with a yellow color. For dumb reasons her panties aren't fully shown off until the DVDs, which is really stupid. Her clothes are also destroyed at times, though no nipples are shown. Her other outfit, as seen in the beach episode, is a green sling bikini. Like with Misaki from a few weeks ago Aria was one of the reasons that I started to dislike that outfit. She really needs more support, and it's not like she was shown from the back so in a way it's even worse than Misaki's! And the reaction from the dumb lead of “POOORNO” didn't help either. Luckily Aria's normal outfit is great, but I would have liked some more variety.
Grade: B-
: GWAAH!
What is it?
: Not so great without a toilet now, is it?
: It's not that!
: Then what?
: Are your shoulders sore? I could give them a massage!
I hope you mean her shoulders...
: It's not either of those things. What I'm mad about should be obvious! Why did you want to blog about me if you're just going to insult me!
: Because Topaz is weak to busty meganekkos...
It's just due to tradition. I needed someone and most of the girls I already discussed the reasons why. If it helps the rest of the month I didn't have to resort to short series.
: Aw man. Here I was looking forward to the green Nao!
: Why would we want a windy football-playing Cure?
: Right, we already have you for "wind" (good grief! Now they've got ME doing it!) I-er, apologize.
: Don't worry. I blame these two idiots.
: See?! You're even getting distracted more by your assistants. I'll see to it you make it to Endless Cross, even if I have to wound you as a result!
*Aria brandishes a large knife and comes out swinging.*
Assistants, protect me!
*Riri is frozen in fear and Kimiko panicks as well. For some reason Rika is the one who steps in between Aria and Topaz.*
: No one gets away with forcing me to teleport to use the potty!
: Hehehe, really now? A CHILD like you will beat up a trained soldier like me?
: You'd be surprised at what you can learn in multiple time-streams and not appearing on screen in a while... BUST ANNIHILATOR!
*Rika places her hand flat between Aria's chest. Time seems to stop as a circle chibi of Kimiko appears in the bottom corner of the screen.*
: Not the Bust Annihilator! That's the secret move that Rika trained with my help off-screen.
*A circle chibi of Ririchiyo appears on the other corner.*
: But what does it do?
: It's sort of like Low Kick. It deals more damage depending on the weight of the opponent. However, this variant only counts breast-size. It's the embodiment of Rika's pent-up hatred of busty girls!
: Sounds like an attack Zettai would come up with. Wait, didn't you say she trained it up with you?
: Yeah, so?
: Heh, it must not have done much damage then.
: Look who's talking...
*The two chibis glare at each other before disappearing as well as their cut-outs. Time returns to normal, and Aria is then sent flying backwards. She slams into the tank and falls unconscious, her eyes spinning as a result. *
Great job Rika!
: Nipah~ I knew that all that training would come in handy.
*Topaz pats Rika's cute loli head.*
It sure did. I just hope you didn't kill her!
: Don't worry, I'm sure she'll just be unconscious until the end of the blog.
That's a relief. I still need my ride. But for now let's continue!
==Meanwhile, in the Scarlet Devil Mansion==
*Airi dodges as well as she can between another maid's knifes that are being thrown at her.*
: I told you before. No one goes further without defeating ME first!
: Can't you let a fellow maid go through? I promise we aren't up to anything!
: If you were not up to something I would kick you out for loitering!
*Sakuya tosses another handful of knifes at Airi, who barely sweeps them away with her large scythe.*
: Hmmm, that's an unusual weapon. Are you sure you aren't a guard of Mugenkan or a Shinigami?
: I assure you, I'm not either. I'm just a ghost from another universe entirely.
: No need to be such a BAD APPLE about it. *Tosses more knifes.*
: Where do you keep pulling those out of?! *sighs* I hope that Melona is faring better.
==Inside the library==
*Patchouli looks up as Melona walks around, looking at the shelves of books.*
: Looks like Sakuya let another rat into my room. I'm generous enough to allow you to read, but only if you don't bother me and don't steal books either.
: Ugghhh... how boring. I can't believe that Airi told me to enter this library. I bet there's nothing interesting here at all!
: I beg your pardon? There is a wealth of information at your fingertips.
: But reading is sooo boring! I'd rather have fun.
*Patchouli slams her book down and glares at the slime girl.*
: But reading IS fun! I'd rather be in here with my books than outside with... OTHER PEOPLE!
: You'll never experience life like that!
: Seems we have a disagreement here then. Prepare yourself!
: I will!
*The two get into battle stances.*
: I have to warn you, I'm a skilled magician!
: That's meaningless if I'm able to get the upper hand.
: Then I won't let you!
: Enough of this Blue color talk. Show me your powerful magic, I'm sure I can take it.
: Fine then... WOOD HAMMER!
*Patchouli summons a bunch of trees and wacks Melona with it. She seems barely affected.*
: N-no! Grass should be super effective against a water creature like you!
: You fool, I'm not water at all! I'm just Poison-type!
: You're right, much like Gulpin or Muk! Though now I have nothing I can do as I only have Wood-based spells prepared on Thursdays.
: Your predictability will be your downfall! Now, prepare for-
*As Melona speaks her hair starts to move. However, the screen instead shifts to a red-haired demon flipping through pages reading a book in another location in the library. The words "censored - Buy our DVDs." flashes in the corner. Patchouli's loud moan is heard and as we return she's covered in a sticky sludge of some sort.*
: Oh no! Now I'm entangled, and in addition to reducing my movement and Dexterity as well as attack rolls I will have difficulty casting spells!
: Perfect! Aldra did mention that using status conditions helps to affect the ability of THIS!
*Melona tosses a vial at Patchouli, covering her in a mist and turning her into a crystal.*
: Awesome! That was easier than I expected, and I got the girl that Aldra wanted us to capture! I'd better tell Airi!
*Melona goes back to where Airi is struggling to defeat Sakuya. The red-haired maid's clothing have been somewhat torn up.*
: You STILL aren't done yet?
: Seems you've returned. I guess you aren't as cowardly as I thought you were.
: Not really. I just came to brag that I was able to capture our objective while you were back here daydreaming.
: HEY! You stuck me with the higher-level boss! What was I supposed to do?
: What, does she use a shovel or something?
: I'm a wraith, not a specter!
: Either way this "specter-tator" is bored. Why don't you just go ethereal so her knifes don't effect you.
: ...That's not a bad idea.
: Go ahead, but do you expect that, with all the odd creatures that may enter the mansion that I wouldn't take precautions against those of a ghostly nature?
*Sakuya fans out five knives from each hand, each with a purple aura.*
: Once one of these hits you, it will be all over!
*Before Sakuya can throw any of them Airi takes advantage of her hands being full and passionately kisses Sakuya on the lips. Sakuya's body struggles, but she drops the knives before falling to her knees. Airi's clothing are completely fixed.*
: Phew, that exercise really built up my appetite! But now, I'll be the victor thanks to THIS!
*She throws down Aldra's vial, covering Sakuya in the mist.*
: I'm sorry, my mistress...
*Sakuya is now encased in crystal. A loli vampire comes to her.*
: W-what?! NO! Sakuya!
: Ufufufu, seems you're this maid's master.
: That I am!
: I am quite sorry for what we had to do.
: I bet! Now let me suck your blood, to get revenge for Sakuya!
*Remilia summons her lance. Melona gets into a battle stance, but Airi stops her.*
: Come on! I finally find a better girl to battle and you're stopping me?!
: You know what Aldra said:
*Flashback music.*
: Get the mage in the library, then get out as fast as possible! No detours, I may have other work for you by the time you return.
*Flashback ends.*
: Meh, but we can say that she got in our way. Besides, don't we still have a lot of those vials?
: That's not all Aldra said:
*Flashback music.*
: DO NOT WASTE THE VIALS. They can ONLY be used on people Topaz has blogged on. And even then, you may have to weaken them in battle as well. Status conditions also help.
: So like capturing a Pok*mon?
: I do not get that reference...
*Flashback ends.*
*Melona sighs.*
: FINE then, seems our battle will have to wait.
: I'm not going to let you escape!
: Hurry, this way!
*Airi and Melona escape through the walls, the latter finding a small opening in a window.*
: CURSES! I'd chase you down, but it's too sunny out for a vampire like me. Just now, you'll rue the day that you crossed me!
Mind
Personality: Coming from a short comedy series you can't expect much from Aria. She is the colonel of Krakazhia and comes to protect the lead. Unfortunately she's kind of a klutz, so even if she's skilled with a knife it's more of just a way of bringing her into the cast (granted most of the cast is that way, but still). Aria is also easily caught in traps, leading to dumb bondage scenes. She does get recalled, leading to a party and when the order is withdraw-ed it's awkward for her to return. She's also a colonel, which means she outranks the other characters in the series (even if she acts like the younger one sometimes). Her voice is higher than I'd expect from a girl her size, which is unfortunate as otherwise the series isn't too bad in that regard (Shakirov, the curl-haired kuudere loli, was probably the best I think). It's also not too bad once you hear it a few times, though. Aria is also friendly enough to play video games with the lead too. Overall nothing Aria has is that outstanding, but in all fairness coming from a gag series that has episodes that aren't even four minutes long she also doesn't have anything too terrible either. She's just a fairly generic character, even with her military background.
Grade: C
Libido: Aria actually doesn't do too bad here. She's a bit innocent about her chest, hugging people without realizing it can be taken for perverted reasons. Another good thing is that she doesn't mind the lead character's magazines which seem to have a character like Mikan from To-Love Ru on it. Obviously she must not work for Xebec. She also climbs into bed with the lead when she's sad she's about to leave, and at another time she rubs on him while not wearing any clothes. Overall it's not too bad, at least she doesn't outright dislike sex so this isn't too bad for a short show.
Grade: B-
Age: Aria's age is unknown. I can imagine that she's likely over 18, but considering most other military characters in the show seem like lolis who knows. I know it may just be the art style, but still.
Grade: B
Total Grades: 55
Average score: 6.1
Final Grade: C+
And that's the blog for the week!
*Aria shakes herself awake.*
: Hmmm? Oh, sorry. I must have fallen asleep.
: Don't worry, I'm sure it's everything Topaz's reader can do to make it through the blog.
: So how did I end up?
Fairly good!
*Kimiko whispers to Topaz.*
: So we aren't going to tell her that's a really bad score for a meganekko then?
SHH!
: Well, since the blog is done how about we go to this school with Aria?
: Good point!
*She leaps up and into the tank.*
: Don't worry. It's oddly spacious in here!
I hope it's more spacious than Misaki's mecha.
: I hope for my sake as well.
W-wait, you're coming too?
: Of course! I can't take my eyes off you for a minute. Plus I don't trust you being alone with a meganekko anymore...
A shame, but the more the merrier.
: I just hope that Aria doesn't mind such a short blog though.
Don't worry, she's from a short show so it shouldn't matter. Besides, what could have possibly happen to make the blog longer.
: MWAHAHAHA! I've taken out some of Topaz's favorite characters. A shame my subjects weren't able to find him stashed away, but luckily I received this clue about his whereabouts. Seems he went to a certain hospital recently...
: Right, this is just a simple traditional meganekko blog.
Exactly!
*Topaz and Riri climb into the tank.*
: Don't worry, we'll watch over the house while you're gone!
: Hopefully the toilet will be repaired by then.
Thanks, and hope to see you two soon!
: Bye!
: Be seeing you, Nappa~ Er, I mean "nipah".
: That reference earns over 9000 points. Unfortunately the points don't matter.
*Riri and Topaz finally close the tank and they leave.*
So any idea as to who I'll be subbing for first?
: Seems that they are in need of a substitute band director.
Hmmm, sounds like I already know my meganekko next week. Not to toot my own horn of course.
: That joke was awful.
*The three continue into the sunset in the tank, heading to Endless Cross School.*
: Welcome back everyone. As you can see, as punishment for all Topaz has done the past few blogs I had to put him to work.
: It's kinda relaxing being able to push him around like this. I could get used to it.
: Ha ha ha. Very funny. Really though, I was in there just minding my own business and suddenly this TANK bursts through the wall! It nearly scared the fart right out of me!
: COLONEL ARIA GRUMMANS, of the Krakozhia Dukedom!
: Ara!
: This is totes boring! Why are we here again?
: For I am AIRI!
: I am Menace, Ancient queen of Amara!
: Hey! What's the big commotion over here? I was, er, totally not napping on my job and was woken-er, I mean I noticed a bunch of introductions over here!
: I told you before. No one goes further without defeating ME first!
: Looks like Sakuya let another rat into my room. I'm generous enough to allow you to read, but only if you don't bother me and don't steal books either.
: W-what?! NO! Sakuya!
: Get the mage in the library, then get out as fast as possible! No detours, I may have other work for you by the time you return.